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Your knee jerk reaction to realizing Valentines Day is coming up (1 Viewer)

I think...

  • Oh, good. I'm looking forward to a nice, romantic evening with my loved one. Let me think what I s

    Votes: 4 6.2%
  • Meh, whatever

    Votes: 42 64.6%
  • Damn it!

    Votes: 19 29.2%

  • Total voters
    65
My wife and I celebrate Valentine's day by getting a take out sandwich with 6 different kinds of bacon on it so you could say I'm looking forward to it. 

 
My wife and I celebrate Valentine's day by getting a take out sandwich with 6 different kinds of bacon on it so you could say I'm looking forward to it. 
Who the hell makes a sandwich with 6 different kinds of bacon??  

 
Really?  I've been there a few times and do not recall such a thing on their menu.  Special request?  Or did I just miss it?
It's a special they run a couple-few times per year. Subscribe to their monthly emailer and you'll know when they have it. It's called 6 degrees of kevin bacon. 

 
I"m going with "Damn it" because that means that my wife's birthday is almost here (February 8th) and I haven't gotten her anything yet. 

 
Doesn't even register.

I married a woman who:

1. Hates Valentines Day because it's a made up corporate holiday

2. Is 11 years younger than me

3. Makes more money than me and has been funding her 401k strongly since she was 23

4. Has had three kids yet still has the same body as when I met her when she was 22

5. Doesn't care if I watch sports

6. Doesn't care if I go to Wisconsin every year to go muskie fishing

 
Doesn't even register.

I married a woman who:

1. Hates Valentines Day because it's a made up corporate holiday

2. Is 11 years younger than me

5. Doesn't care if I watch sports

6. Doesn't care if I go to Wisconsin every year to go muskie fishing
Wow...this was almost my exact situation with my ex.  Maybe I should have kept her.

 

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