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Mors Venit

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I once tried to squeak out a little stinky during loud sex with music.

It was a shart.

I said loudly "i have to go to the bathroom" and vaulted sideways towards the bathroom so she couldnt see the mess.

She looked puzzled.

I shut the door for a minute, cleaned up, came back and finished.

She didnt. She knew.

What choo got?

 
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The night after a drug-induced and drunk stupor with four strippers and a sports celebrity in Windsor, Ontario. I had to have my Dad come pick me up because no one was there when I woke up, and I'm not 100% sure how I got there.

 
I lost just over 100 grand in a little over a week playing online poker when I was 19. It was off of a $200 deposit, but still. I had actually just started having my parents actually think I might be good enough to do it full time and then that. What's worse than losing that much is having your family know you have that much and then explaining how it's gone. There isn't a day that goes by where it doesn't cross my mind in some capacity. I'm a lot better now, but it really affected me for a little while. I've just now been able to openly talk about it.

 
Had friends in high school tell me they did coke with mom and knowing it was true cause she was/is an addict

Had father attack our locked bedroom door with axe, happy to be only beaten after that when I was 5

Beating same man into hospital 14 years later

Learning daughter has cancer at age 3, still fighting today at age 13

While in high school my girlfriend was hit by a taxi while walking and died in Mexico vacationing with family.

Losing spot on college football team because of partying because of course I was partying did you read all that #### I dealt with?

Somehow, I'm all good, pretty happy. Hey doc

 
Woke up disheveled after apparently nailing my sister's obese mentally unstable next door neighbor. Went there drunk looking for some painkillers and just said eff it apparently.

It's hard to live down among my siblings and has made them question my whole being.

I try to laugh it off but was a sweat the few months after making sure she didn't get prego.

Suicidal is a bit of an exaggeration but life as I know it was at stake.

Forever annoyed when people say when you get drunk the real you comes out.

 
Wine Thief said:
Had friends in high school tell me they did coke with mom and knowing it was true cause she was/is an addict

Had father attack our locked bedroom door with axe, happy to be only beaten after that when I was 5

Beating same man into hospital 14 years later

Learning daughter has cancer at age 3, still fighting today at age 13

While in high school my girlfriend was hit by a taxi while walking and died in Mexico vacationing with family.

Losing spot on college football team because of partying because of course I was partying did you read all that #### I dealt with?

Somehow, I'm all good, pretty happy. Hey doc
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Wow. You've been through some serious stuff. Only a strong person could deal with so much adversity and emerge intact.

 
Doctor Detroit said:
The night after a drug-induced and drunk stupor with four strippers and a sports celebrity in Windsor, Ontario. I had to have my Dad come pick me up because no one was there when I woke up, and I'm not 100% sure how I got there.
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Did the bite marks ever heal up? I heard those can get infected.
 
The dinner receipt story.

Left hanging with an $11k tab at a strip club in McAllen, TX by some guys I was entertaining (owners of liquor store chains).. who apparently thought it was appropriate to put "alone time" with strippers on my credit card.

Almost lost my job and my wife in one fell swoop.

 
chet said:
Wine Thief said:
.....Somehow, I'm all good, pretty happy
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Wow. You've been through some serious stuff. Only a strong person could deal with so much adversity and emerge intact.
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Yeah, dunno. Just always kinda been a happy person. I think at some point I became numb to my surroundings. I don't have recollection of age 3-9 or so aside from a few instances, what I do remember is pretty horrifying ####. My parents were good people, I think mom just had me too young (15) and has fought ever since for innocence lost, even now. Both she and my abusing-turned-genuflecting step father are now religious folks trying to do good....but i can't really just start my childhood over so I get to keep those memories. Maybe it's Stockholm syndrome.

I had 2 or 3 too many ipas last night or never would have posted this stuff...under this poorly hidden alias...but doing so gave a feeling of relief today: so that's cool. Still stings thinking about the girl, she was working at Disney world as Snow White at the time. Beautiful smart and had a bright future, really a shame. The kiddo thing I hope I one day wake up in a cold sweat from a bad dream only to realize she's fine, she beat this ####...but right now it's a next step oriented micro situation. The macro is too scary.

So yeah. Dunno. Sorry if I ruined the thread.

 
Doctor Detroit said:
Mors Venit said:
Doctor Detroit said:
The night after a drug-induced and drunk stupor with four strippers and a sports celebrity in Windsor, Ontario. I had to have my Dad come pick me up because no one was there when I woke up, and I'm not 100% sure how I got there.
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Who was the celebrity?
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If I wanted you to know I would have said. It was a broadcaster.
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Gotta be George BlahaAlthough doesn't say sports broadcaster so maybe Bill Bonds or Harry Hairston

Edit: ok does say sports celebrity and then broadcaster

So most likely Blaha but maybe Rod Allen

 
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Doctor Detroit said:
Mors Venit said:
Doctor Detroit said:
The night after a drug-induced and drunk stupor with four strippers and a sports celebrity in Windsor, Ontario. I had to have my Dad come pick me up because no one was there when I woke up, and I'm not 100% sure how I got there.
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Who was the celebrity?
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If I wanted you to know I would have said. It was a broadcaster.
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Canada.... hmmmm..... It had to have been Chris Berman and he was likely in possession of some duex, duex, duex pills, you know the tylenol with a little bit of codeine, not a lot, but enough to give you that pop!!!

 
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