Your Momma is so___________ thread (1 Viewer)

[tom22406]

As a kid growing up this was all we did to each other as friends to try and cut each other down and made for some pretty epic battles of who could rattle off the best/most at one time.

I'm sure we have a ton of creative people here that have some great ones so let's hear em!

It can be done with Your Momma is so fat,ugly,stupid etc but try and keep race out of it to keep this clean.

Go!

Your Momma is so fat it took Nationwide 5 years to finally get on her side.

 

[Geezil]

Your momma is so ugly she needs to tie a bone around her neck to get your daddy to pet her.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Your momma is so ugly, her parents used to take her to work, just so they didn't have to kiss her goob-bye.

They used to sit her in the corner and feed her with a slingshot.

 

[tom22406]

Your momma so stupid that she sat on the t.v. and watched the couch

 

[Foosball God]

Your momma is so nice she made me Kool-Aid once.

 

[SacramentoBob]

Lets go no dozens for now.

 

[tom22406]

Lets go no dozens for now.

Your mama's so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

 

[fantasycurse42]

your momma so fat she sat on a quarter and booger came out of George Washington's nose. waddup bazoom!

 

[dickey moe]

At least I got a momma, you got two daddies.

 

[tom22406]

At least I got a momma, you got two daddies.

 

[Geezil]

Your momma is so poor I saw her in Walmart with a box of garbage bags. I asked her what she's doing and she said, buying luggage.

 

[tom22406]

Your momma is so poor I saw her in Walmart with a box of garbage bags. I asked her what she's doing and she said, buying luggage.

 

[spOOfy]

your momma so fat, her nickname is DAMN!!!

 

[Soulfly3]

your mother is so loving, she deserves to be respected.

 

[Geezil]

Your momma is so stupid she takes her socks off to count to eleven.

 

[Thunderlips]

Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it!

 

[koby925]

Your Momma is so hot,

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Your mama is so fat her blood type is Ragu.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Your mama is so fat she can only survive by eating smaller fat people.

 

[ChrisCooleyFan]

Your mom is so dumb she thought Boyz II Men was a day care

 

[ChrisCooleyFan]

Your mom is so dumb she heard End of the Road on the radio and turned around.

 

[ChrisCooleyFan]

Your mom is fat the was wearing a Malcolm X jacket and helicopters started landing on her,

 

[Jules Winnfield]

Your momma is such a slut that they call her a bowling ball. Every night she gets picked up, fingered, tossed in the gutter, but the b**** keeps coming back for more

 

[Jules Winnfield]

Your momma is so fat she sweats Crisco

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Your momma is so dumb she got fired from the m&m factory because she threw away all the W's.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Your momma is so unfamiliar with the gym she calls it "the James".

 

[Jules Winnfield]

Your momma is so dumb that when she heard it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a bowl

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."

 

[Your Mother]

I'm so dubm... what's this thread about?

 

[SoCalBroncoFan]

Your mama is so nasty, I had phone sex with her and she gave me an ear infection.

 

[SoCalBroncoFan]

Your mana is so fat, I cut her and she bled gravy.

 

[Jules Winnfield]

Your momma is so dumb that she though a CaNiNe was an animal made up of calcium, nickel and neon

 

[Brunell4MVP]

Yo mamma is so poor I saw her kicking a can in the street. Asked her what she was doing and she said movin.

 

[Jules Winnfield]

Your momma is so dumb she thought an Algorithm was what Al Gore played on the guitar

 

[Yo Mama]

You guys are mean.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Yo momma thinks vaccines cause autism.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Your momma moved TO Bakersfield.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Your momma moved TO Bakersfield.

That's how I got 3 different types of the clap.

 

[Jules Winnfield]

Your momma is so dumb she believes timoschochet

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Your mamma's so fat, she sat on a charcoal briquette and made a diamond.

 

[tom22406]

Your mama's so dumb when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home

 

[Keerock]

Yo Mamma is so fat, she uses hula-hoops to hold up her socks.

 

[jomar]

yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck

 

[fatness]

Your mama's so fat that when she goes outside the police tell her to break it up.

 

[tommy300]

Yo mama so fat, all her relationships are long distance

 

[tommy300]

Yo mama's like Walmart, low prices

(Pause)

Always

 

[tommy300]

Unlike Rosa Parks, I heard yo mama loves it in the back of the bus...

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

Yo mama is so fat it takes her 3 trips to haul ###

 

[Controller]

Yo mama so fat, she uses Brawny for tampons

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Yo mama so ugly her portraits hang themselves.