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Your Tattoos Make You A Horrible Mother-Master Level Trolling (1 Viewer)

Deranged Hermit

Deranged Hermit

Not cool & Pissed
So, I ran across this Facebook page the other day, chuckled, and 'liked' the page. Now, no fewer than 12 women that I'm friends with are blowing up. Guess they don't get the joke, or are just too stupid to realize they're being trolled.

https://www.facebook.com/tattoo.moms.are.horrible?fref=photo

From the 'about section':

Have you ever seen a tattooed woman holding a baby and think, "How in the heck is that child going to stay off drugs and out of jail?" So have we.

 
In hindsight it doesn't seem that difficult. Target audience, women on Facebook. Useful ammo, anything that will offend them. Means of delivery, deliberately indignant and self righteous.

Troll gold.

 
Insein said:
In hindsight it doesn't seem that difficult. Target audience, women on Facebook. Useful ammo, anything that will offend them. Means of delivery, deliberately indignant and self righteous.

Troll gold.
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And women with tattoos, you know they're not running from a 10-round Battle Royale Facebook showdown.

Beautiful concept and execution here, expert level trolling :thumbup:

 
"Marijuana MAKES you violent" is some quality facebook trolling too, although at this point like 90% of the comments are from people in on the joke.

 
Insein said:
In hindsight it doesn't seem that difficult. Target audience, women on Facebook. Useful ammo, anything that will offend them. Means of delivery, deliberately indignant and self righteous.

Troll gold.
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Amplified by targeting mothers and a characteristic that is sometimes considered "empowering". This is such a great market segment. The replies are amazing.

 
TakiToki said:
Insein said:
In hindsight it doesn't seem that difficult. Target audience, women on Facebook. Useful ammo, anything that will offend them. Means of delivery, deliberately indignant and self righteous.

Troll gold.
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Amplified by targeting mothers and a characteristic that is sometimes considered "empowering". This is such a great market segment. The replies are amazing.
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Definitely.

 
Got this guy with the Beavis avatar thrice

You do realise you've invented a disease / disorder that doesn't exist FIS is about as legit as your IQ... When you took an iq test did it just say "you failed" ???
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and 2 minutes later

The ink in tattoos is none toxic... Otherwise you'd get infections have to go see the docs for anti biotics... And your immune system would fight it...
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And again 15 minutes later

If anything people with tattoos show commitment as its a life time purchase this page is so ######ed
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I've come to the realization that there are some REALLY dumb #####es on my Facebook friend list. They continue to ##### and moan and i keep stoking the fire.

'I dunno, they bring up good points. I mean, did you see his interview with the Dali Lama? He's a smart dude'.

 
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All right, tattooed ladies, fine. You are not a bad mother. But you are wearing a bad mother's uniform.

 
A recent study was conducted by the Pew Research Center about visible tattoos and employment. The study surveyed 2700 people and asked their opinions on visible tattoos and work. Of the 2700 people interviewed, half were hiring managers and HR personnel. What the study found was:

• 76 percent of hiring managers will select an applicant without visible tattoos, even if they are less qualified.

• 39 percent of people with visible tattoos find that they are often overlooked for promotions.

• 42 percent of co-workers believe that visible tattoos are not appropriate at work.

• 60 percent of people believe that people with multiple visible tattoos reflect poorly on the company as a whole.

• One-third of all people with visible tattoos report that they make less than other people in the same profession. - See more at: http://www.usblawg.com/general-law/tattoos-and-income-potential-is-it-legal-to-be-particular/#sthash.G8pLmTbS.dpuf
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A mother who lowers her income potential, thereby decreasing her ability to take care of her chidren, is a worse mother than a woman who doesn't.

 
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I am surprised tattooed women can become mothers. Aren't you suppose to shoot on the tat instead of inside? I have never heard of a lower back pregnancy.

 
UR a ####in clown !!!!!ya you the one who wrote this. U have women issues!! and this is not a topic that you should be putting up here .you should be taking it up with your psychological advisor.. u ####in kooky stupid human..women with tats are ####in sexxxxxxyyyyyyy!!!!!! SO I SAY TO U MAMA'S AND JUST PLAIN BEAUTIFUL LADIES INK IT UP AND SHOW IT OFF!!!!!
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UR a ####in clown !!!!!ya you the one who wrote this. U have women issues!! and this is not a topic that you should be putting up here .you should be taking it up with your psychological advisor.. u ####in kooky stupid human..women with tats are ####in sexxxxxxyyyyyyy!!!!!! SO I SAY TO U MAMA'S AND JUST PLAIN BEAUTIFUL LADIES INK IT UP AND SHOW IT OFF!!!!!
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Madeline Albright?

:wub:

 
This is the stupidest thing I have seen in my life tattoos don't make u a different person your a horrible mother for posting something this negative on face book people don't agree with this it is 2015 and I have a great job a good fiancé and a beautiful 1 year old daughter I saw this and almost puked you are ignorant and need more education
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The writing skills of the angry responses are amazing.

The misuse of there/their/they're and your/you're is fantastic. Especially while calling him names like stupid and moron.

The whole page is so beautiful I liked it and shared it.

 
Umm ok i guess that is y Hitler was a pyscopath who TATTOOED all the jews on concentration camps. According to my research u are judgemental. You have no right to say because someone has tattoos makes them bad parent. I have tattoos and my children make straight A's and we are in church every sunday so i think u need some jesus in ur life.
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:wub: hillbillies
 
U guys are freaking ignorant . I would say ######ed. But it would be an insult to someone that has mental ######ation. Please check yourselves out. That doctor that might save your life tomorrow might have a full sleeve under her white coat. Or that soldier that is fighting for your freedom and your children's might have a full body tattoo under her uniform. And the list goes on . Do yourselves a favor and take this page down.

While I know I should be completely offended, I'm actually giggling. One thing that I love about this country is the right to express an opinion without fear of legal ramifications. The thing that I love more is proving people wrong. I have tattoos and my boys are awesome thinkers (no sheep/blind followers here). I'm a functional member of society and even have an award for saving a life from the city to prove I'm special. So while you may think I'm dirt on shoe, I can prove that you are wrong. I'm not going to judge you or wonder where your life went wrong to be so prejudice against tattooed people. Maybe your mommy was a POS, tattooed whore or maybe your molesting uncle had a prison tattoo...I don't know. I wish you a good life: tattoo-free and judgment-free for your life choices.

I have three amazing kids and I also have four tattoos. Your are so clueless. I am also a Christian, don't smoke, drink or due drugs. I have high moral and ethical values as do my children. You are just another style of racist!

Thats ####in stupid dude! I donr have kids but i have niece n nephews. Im a fantastic aunt. Both my sister's have a couple tats n kids n none of us r druggies or been to jail. Nothing!! And their excellent mothers. My mother has 3 tats n she bever done drugs been in trouble or drank. Best mother ever! So u r nothin but a stupid ####### dude and dont know jack #### bout ppl with tats or parenting. May god have mercy on u when ur being judged by him. He dont look kindly on ppl like u ####tard!

 
frigid5 said:
U guys are freaking ignorant . I would say ######ed. But it would be an insult to someone that has mental ######ation. Please check yourselves out. That doctor that might save your life tomorrow might have a full sleeve under her white coat. Or that soldier that is fighting for your freedom and your children's might have a full body tattoo under her uniform. And the list goes on . Do yourselves a favor and take this page down.

While I know I should be completely offended, I'm actually giggling. One thing that I love about this country is the right to express an opinion without fear of legal ramifications. The thing that I love more is proving people wrong. I have tattoos and my boys are awesome thinkers (no sheep/blind followers here). I'm a functional member of society and even have an award for saving a life from the city to prove I'm special. So while you may think I'm dirt on shoe, I can prove that you are wrong. I'm not going to judge you or wonder where your life went wrong to be so prejudice against tattooed people. Maybe your mommy was a POS, tattooed whore or maybe your molesting uncle had a prison tattoo...I don't know. I wish you a good life: tattoo-free and judgment-free for your life choices.

I have three amazing kids and I also have four tattoos. Your are so clueless. I am also a Christian, don't smoke, drink or due drugs. I have high moral and ethical values as do my children. You are just another style of racist!

Thats ####in stupid dude! I donr have kids but i have niece n nephews. Im a fantastic aunt. Both my sister's have a couple tats n kids n none of us r druggies or been to jail. Nothing!! And their excellent mothers. My mother has 3 tats n she bever done drugs been in trouble or drank. Best mother ever! So u r nothin but a stupid ####### dude and dont know jack #### bout ppl with tats or parenting. May god have mercy on u when ur being judged by him. He dont look kindly on ppl like u ####tard!
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Well, it sounds like you are do an apology.

 
frigid5 said:
U guys are freaking ignorant . I would say ######ed. But it would be an insult to someone that has mental ######ation. Please check yourselves out. That doctor that might save your life tomorrow might have a full sleeve under her white coat. Or that soldier that is fighting for your freedom and your children's might have a full body tattoo under her uniform. And the list goes on . Do yourselves a favor and take this page down.

While I know I should be completely offended, I'm actually giggling. One thing that I love about this country is the right to express an opinion without fear of legal ramifications. The thing that I love more is proving people wrong. I have tattoos and my boys are awesome thinkers (no sheep/blind followers here). I'm a functional member of society and even have an award for saving a life from the city to prove I'm special. So while you may think I'm dirt on shoe, I can prove that you are wrong. I'm not going to judge you or wonder where your life went wrong to be so prejudice against tattooed people. Maybe your mommy was a POS, tattooed whore or maybe your molesting uncle had a prison tattoo...I don't know. I wish you a good life: tattoo-free and judgment-free for your life choices.

I have three amazing kids and I also have four tattoos. Your are so clueless. I am also a Christian, don't smoke, drink or due drugs. I have high moral and ethical values as do my children. You are just another style of racist!

Thats ####in stupid dude! I donr have kids but i have niece n nephews. Im a fantastic aunt. Both my sister's have a couple tats n kids n none of us r druggies or been to jail. Nothing!! And their excellent mothers. My mother has 3 tats n she bever done drugs been in trouble or drank. Best mother ever! So u r nothin but a stupid ####### dude and dont know jack #### bout ppl with tats or parenting. May god have mercy on u when ur being judged by him. He dont look kindly on ppl like u ####tard!
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Written like a person with multiple tattoos.

 
I liked it. Considering the number of feisty tattooed women I'm friends with, I expect an epic meltdown any second now.

:popcorn:

 
frigid5 said:
U guys are freaking ignorant . I would say ######ed. But it would be an insult to someone that has mental ######ation. Please check yourselves out. That doctor that might save your life tomorrow might have a full sleeve under her white coat. Or that soldier that is fighting for your freedom and your children's might have a full body tattoo under her uniform. And the list goes on . Do yourselves a favor and take this page down.

While I know I should be completely offended, I'm actually giggling. One thing that I love about this country is the right to express an opinion without fear of legal ramifications. The thing that I love more is proving people wrong. I have tattoos and my boys are awesome thinkers (no sheep/blind followers here). I'm a functional member of society and even have an award for saving a life from the city to prove I'm special. So while you may think I'm dirt on shoe, I can prove that you are wrong. I'm not going to judge you or wonder where your life went wrong to be so prejudice against tattooed people. Maybe your mommy was a POS, tattooed whore or maybe your molesting uncle had a prison tattoo...I don't know. I wish you a good life: tattoo-free and judgment-free for your life choices.

I have three amazing kids and I also have four tattoos. Your are so clueless. I am also a Christian, don't smoke, drink or due drugs. I have high moral and ethical values as do my children. You are just another style of racist!

Thats ####in stupid dude! I donr have kids but i have niece n nephews. Im a fantastic aunt. Both my sister's have a couple tats n kids n none of us r druggies or been to jail. Nothing!! And their excellent mothers. My mother has 3 tats n she bever done drugs been in trouble or drank. Best mother ever! So u r nothin but a stupid ####### dude and dont know jack #### bout ppl with tats or parenting. May god have mercy on u when ur being judged by him. He dont look kindly on ppl like u ####tard!
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I love the racist comment. Spoken like someone who doesn't understand racism.

Good finds frigid.

 
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