scoobygang 6 Posted September 7, 2004 Share Posted September 7, 2004 The political commentary in fatguy's selections has obviously eluded you.I caught it, but I thought Joe should be a safety who would pretend to line up in the center, but end up on the right every play anyway. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Drifter 757 Posted September 7, 2004 Share Posted September 7, 2004 I would like to nominate myself as a Free Safety Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jericho 2 Posted September 7, 2004 Share Posted September 7, 2004 The political commentary in fatguy's selections has obviously eluded you.I caught it, but I thought Joe should be a safety who would pretend to line up in the center, but end up on the right every play anyway. :rotflmao: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Portis 26 30 Posted September 7, 2004 Author Share Posted September 7, 2004 OK, here we go!The AFC CHAMPIONSHIP GAME!Featuring the OAKLAND RAIDERS and the NEW YORK JETS! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Portis 26 30 Posted September 7, 2004 Author Share Posted September 7, 2004 Jets will be starting VINNY TESTAVERDE! PENNINGTON is hurt! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Portis 26 30 Posted September 7, 2004 Author Share Posted September 7, 2004 RAIDERS will KICKOFF, JETS to receive!GANNON's GANG of elderly veterans going for ONE LAST SHOT at the SUPER BOWL! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
babydemon90 1,035 Posted September 7, 2004 Share Posted September 7, 2004 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Portis 26 30 Posted September 7, 2004 Author Share Posted September 7, 2004 CURTIS MARTIN running well early! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Caution 0 Posted September 7, 2004 Share Posted September 7, 2004 i didn't realize how much fun these threads were...count me IN on this... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Portis 26 30 Posted September 7, 2004 Author Share Posted September 7, 2004 VINNY opens the scoring with a 15 yard TD pass to CURTIS CONWAY!JETS up 7-0! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Portis 26 30 Posted September 7, 2004 Author Share Posted September 7, 2004 CHARLIE GARNER bursts in from 3 yard out for a TOUCHDOWN to tie the score at 7-7! GARNER's TD caps a great opening drive from GANNON and the RAIDERS! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jericho 2 Posted September 7, 2004 Share Posted September 7, 2004 I'd like to submit a formal complaint for overuse of the exclamation mark. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Portis 26 30 Posted September 7, 2004 Author Share Posted September 7, 2004 End of the 1st quarter with the JETS on the move again. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Portis 26 30 Posted September 7, 2004 Author Share Posted September 7, 2004 ERIC BARTON INTERCEPTIONS VINNY and retuns it 47 yards for the SCORE!!BIG PLAY from the RAIDER D!RAIDERS seize a 14-7 lead!RAIDERS playing to go to the SUPER BOWL for ONE LAST SHOT AT GLORY! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jericho 2 Posted September 7, 2004 Share Posted September 7, 2004 End of the 1st quarter with the JETS on the move again.J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS!Raydahz suck. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Portis 26 30 Posted September 7, 2004 Author Share Posted September 7, 2004 CURTIS MARTIN strikes right back for the JETS with a 3 yard TD run, high-scoring game early on, 14-14 in the 2nd! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Caution 0 Posted September 7, 2004 Share Posted September 7, 2004 hope garner gets another of those 60 yard swing passes... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Portis 26 30 Posted September 7, 2004 Author Share Posted September 7, 2004 GANNON just converted 3th and 18 to MICHAEL WESTBROOK, our 4th WR! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Portis 26 30 Posted September 7, 2004 Author Share Posted September 7, 2004 TWO MINUTE WARNING with the Raiders driving in JETS territory! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
PizzaDeliveryGuy 26 Posted September 7, 2004 Share Posted September 7, 2004 We should start laying lines on these games Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Portis 26 30 Posted September 7, 2004 Author Share Posted September 7, 2004 TIM BROWN to the Jets 9! He's 3-49 already! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Portis 26 30 Posted September 7, 2004 Author Share Posted September 7, 2004 GARNER scoots into the endzone from 11 yards out (previous run cost him 2 yards) for the GO-AHEAD score!It's 21-14 in a shoot-out! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Portis 26 30 Posted September 7, 2004 Author Share Posted September 7, 2004 But VINNY leads the J-E-T-S right down the field to hit CURTIS CONWAY AGAIN! Conway 23 yard TD reception, 21-21 game, very little time left in the first half. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Portis 26 30 Posted September 7, 2004 Author Share Posted September 7, 2004 GANNON is sacked and the Raiders abandon plans to do anything with the remaining time, that's it for the first half! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Portis 26 30 Posted September 7, 2004 Author Share Posted September 7, 2004 Raiders can't do anything on their first possession of the 2nd half either. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Portis 26 30 Posted September 7, 2004 Author Share Posted September 7, 2004 Nor can the Jets, they'll have to punt. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
babydemon90 1,035 Posted September 7, 2004 Share Posted September 7, 2004 Garner = Speed Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Portis 26 30 Posted September 7, 2004 Author Share Posted September 7, 2004 (edited) Another great catch from TIM BROWN! He's now 7-96! But he FUMBLES it! Luckily CHARLIE GARNER recovers it! Edited September 7, 2004 by Portis 26 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Portis 26 30 Posted September 7, 2004 Author Share Posted September 7, 2004 RAIDERS can't get it into the Jets endzone but JANIKOWSKI slots home a 25 yarder and the score is now 24-21. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Portis 26 30 Posted September 7, 2004 Author Share Posted September 7, 2004 Into the FOURTH QUARTER with the Jets on an ominous looking drive! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Portis 26 30 Posted September 7, 2004 Author Share Posted September 7, 2004 JETS into the RAIDERS red-zone!But DEION SANDERS (our dimeback) just made his first tackle of the game, slicing in to tackle CURTIS MARTIN for a 2 yard loss! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Portis 26 30 Posted September 7, 2004 Author Share Posted September 7, 2004 But VINNY hits SWAYNE for the 15 yard TD RECEPTION and now the JETS have the lead 28-24!Just under THREE MINUTES left in the game! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Portis 26 30 Posted September 7, 2004 Author Share Posted September 7, 2004 Here we go! HUGE drive for GANNON and the Raiders! Trailing by 4, ONLY A TOUCHDOWN WILL DO. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Portis 26 30 Posted September 7, 2004 Author Share Posted September 7, 2004 It's 3rd and 14 after a couple of bad plays! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Portis 26 30 Posted September 7, 2004 Author Share Posted September 7, 2004 But JERRY RICE converts for the 1st down!RAIDERS still alive! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Portis 26 30 Posted September 7, 2004 Author Share Posted September 7, 2004 JERRY PORTER to the JETS 45! Here we go! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Portis 26 30 Posted September 7, 2004 Author Share Posted September 7, 2004 DOUG JOLLEY to the Jets 27!TWO MINUTE WARNING! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Portis 26 30 Posted September 8, 2004 Author Share Posted September 8, 2004 After three straight bad plays, it's FOURTH and 7!Here's the BALLGAME!Raiders need this to get to the SUPER BOWL ONE LAST TIME before Gannon and the gang retire! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Portis 26 30 Posted September 8, 2004 Author Share Posted September 8, 2004 GARNER is JUST SHORT!!!TURNOVER ON DOWNS!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Portis 26 30 Posted September 8, 2004 Author Share Posted September 8, 2004 Just under two minutes left and the RAIDERS still have one FAINT CHANCE! They need to stop the JETS getting a single first down, using timeouts after each play! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Portis 26 30 Posted September 8, 2004 Author Share Posted September 8, 2004 TWO PLAYS, TWO TIMEOUTS, and it's now THIRD and THREE for the JETS!If they get this, it's GAME OVER!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Portis 26 30 Posted September 8, 2004 Author Share Posted September 8, 2004 STUBBLEFIELD stops MARTIN INCHES short of the first down!FOURTH and INCHES and the Jets will have to punt!RAIDERS are still alive! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Portis 26 30 Posted September 8, 2004 Author Share Posted September 8, 2004 After the punt the RAIDERS will start at MIDFIELD with 52 seconds left!52 seconds away from the SUPER BOWL if they can score a TD!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Portis 26 30 Posted September 8, 2004 Author Share Posted September 8, 2004 VICTOR HOBSON nearly INTERCEPTS GANNON on his first throw of the drive! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Portis 26 30 Posted September 8, 2004 Author Share Posted September 8, 2004 But now GANNON scampers to the JETS 35 where he slides to a halt!Clock ticking!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Portis 26 30 Posted September 8, 2004 Author Share Posted September 8, 2004 Spiked ball, then an incompletion and it's THIRD and 10 with 27 seconds left in the ballgame! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Caution 0 Posted September 8, 2004 Share Posted September 8, 2004 i'm on pins and needles Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Portis 26 30 Posted September 8, 2004 Author Share Posted September 8, 2004 CHARLIE GARNER to the 13!!! RAIDERS TAKE THEIR FINAL TIMEOUT WITH 19 seconds left!!!RAIDERS 13 yards from the SUPER BOWL!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Portis 26 30 Posted September 8, 2004 Author Share Posted September 8, 2004 1st down, RAIDERS stretch the field with 4 WRs, GANNON's pass is BATTED DOWN at the line of scrimmage.13 YARDS FROM THE SUPER BOWL!17 seconds left! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Portis 26 30 Posted September 8, 2004 Author Share Posted September 8, 2004 INCOMPLETE on second down!!!TWO PLAYS for the RAIDERS to get to the SUPER BOWL!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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