RETURNING THE RAIDERS TO GLORY

[scoobygang 6]

The political commentary in fatguy's selections has obviously eluded you.

I caught it, but I thought Joe should be a safety who would pretend to line up in the center, but end up on the right every play anyway.

[Drifter 757]

I would like to nominate myself as a Free Safety

[Jericho 2]

The political commentary in fatguy's selections has obviously eluded you.

I caught it, but I thought Joe should be a safety who would pretend to line up in the center, but end up on the right every play anyway.

:rotflmao:

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OK, here we go!The AFC CHAMPIONSHIP GAME!Featuring the OAKLAND RAIDERS and the NEW YORK JETS!

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Jets will be starting VINNY TESTAVERDE! PENNINGTON is hurt!

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RAIDERS will KICKOFF, JETS to receive!GANNON's GANG of elderly veterans going for ONE LAST SHOT at the SUPER BOWL!

[babydemon90 1,035]

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CURTIS MARTIN running well early!

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i didn't realize how much fun these threads were...count me IN on this...

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VINNY opens the scoring with a 15 yard TD pass to CURTIS CONWAY!JETS up 7-0!

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CHARLIE GARNER bursts in from 3 yard out for a TOUCHDOWN to tie the score at 7-7! GARNER's TD caps a great opening drive from GANNON and the RAIDERS!

[Jericho 2]

I'd like to submit a formal complaint for overuse of the exclamation mark.

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End of the 1st quarter with the JETS on the move again.

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ERIC BARTON INTERCEPTIONS VINNY and retuns it 47 yards for the SCORE!!BIG PLAY from the RAIDER D!RAIDERS seize a 14-7 lead!RAIDERS playing to go to the SUPER BOWL for ONE LAST SHOT AT GLORY!

[Jericho 2]

End of the 1st quarter with the JETS on the move again.

J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS!Raydahz suck.

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CURTIS MARTIN strikes right back for the JETS with a 3 yard TD run, high-scoring game early on, 14-14 in the 2nd!

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hope garner gets another of those 60 yard swing passes...

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GANNON just converted 3th and 18 to MICHAEL WESTBROOK, our 4th WR!

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TWO MINUTE WARNING with the Raiders driving in JETS territory!

[PizzaDeliveryGuy 26]

We should start laying lines on these games

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TIM BROWN to the Jets 9! He's 3-49 already!

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GARNER scoots into the endzone from 11 yards out (previous run cost him 2 yards) for the GO-AHEAD score!It's 21-14 in a shoot-out!

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But VINNY leads the J-E-T-S right down the field to hit CURTIS CONWAY AGAIN! Conway 23 yard TD reception, 21-21 game, very little time left in the first half.

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GANNON is sacked and the Raiders abandon plans to do anything with the remaining time, that's it for the first half!

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Raiders can't do anything on their first possession of the 2nd half either.

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Nor can the Jets, they'll have to punt.

[babydemon90 1,035]

Garner = Speed

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Another great catch from TIM BROWN! He's now 7-96! But he FUMBLES it! Luckily CHARLIE GARNER recovers it!

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RAIDERS can't get it into the Jets endzone but JANIKOWSKI slots home a 25 yarder and the score is now 24-21.

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Into the FOURTH QUARTER with the Jets on an ominous looking drive!

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JETS into the RAIDERS red-zone!But DEION SANDERS (our dimeback) just made his first tackle of the game, slicing in to tackle CURTIS MARTIN for a 2 yard loss!

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But VINNY hits SWAYNE for the 15 yard TD RECEPTION and now the JETS have the lead 28-24!Just under THREE MINUTES left in the game!

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Here we go! HUGE drive for GANNON and the Raiders! Trailing by 4, ONLY A TOUCHDOWN WILL DO.

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It's 3rd and 14 after a couple of bad plays!

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But JERRY RICE converts for the 1st down!RAIDERS still alive!

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JERRY PORTER to the JETS 45! Here we go!

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DOUG JOLLEY to the Jets 27!TWO MINUTE WARNING!

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After three straight bad plays, it's FOURTH and 7!Here's the BALLGAME!Raiders need this to get to the SUPER BOWL ONE LAST TIME before Gannon and the gang retire!

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GARNER is JUST SHORT!!!TURNOVER ON DOWNS!!!

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Just under two minutes left and the RAIDERS still have one FAINT CHANCE! They need to stop the JETS getting a single first down, using timeouts after each play!

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TWO PLAYS, TWO TIMEOUTS, and it's now THIRD and THREE for the JETS!If they get this, it's GAME OVER!!!

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STUBBLEFIELD stops MARTIN INCHES short of the first down!FOURTH and INCHES and the Jets will have to punt!RAIDERS are still alive!

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After the punt the RAIDERS will start at MIDFIELD with 52 seconds left!52 seconds away from the SUPER BOWL if they can score a TD!!!

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VICTOR HOBSON nearly INTERCEPTS GANNON on his first throw of the drive!

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But now GANNON scampers to the JETS 35 where he slides to a halt!Clock ticking!!!

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Spiked ball, then an incompletion and it's THIRD and 10 with 27 seconds left in the ballgame!

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i'm on pins and needles

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CHARLIE GARNER to the 13!!! RAIDERS TAKE THEIR FINAL TIMEOUT WITH 19 seconds left!!!RAIDERS 13 yards from the SUPER BOWL!!

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1st down, RAIDERS stretch the field with 4 WRs, GANNON's pass is BATTED DOWN at the line of scrimmage.13 YARDS FROM THE SUPER BOWL!17 seconds left!

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INCOMPLETE on second down!!!TWO PLAYS for the RAIDERS to get to the SUPER BOWL!!!