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Here's the setup, I am new to this summer house, and met a few prospects over Mem. Day w/e. I am a full share and therefore get my own bed - the room I am staying in has two other beds (bunk bed next to me) and there were 5 girls in the room with me over the holiday weekend (2 were sleeping on the floor on an aerobed) - my bed was empty. :(
Girl #1 has similar traits to Andie McDowell - long jet black curly hair, china doll white skin, gorgeous smile. She's a very cool girl, we click, she smokes weed (me too), she likes to chill instead of partying all the time with the rest of the house - could be a great summer if we hook up. Her interest level in me is not as high as #2, mostly due to uncertainty since I was talking to her about the connection I made with #2 when I thought she had no interest in me, even though out of nowhere when we are hanging out she tells me A. she had some hip injury that makes her have sex differently then other girls, B. she started telling me how many sexual partners she has had (5) and that she needs to love a guy in order to have sex with him.
The thing with #1 is the first night she has some dude sleeping in her bed (which is on the ground right next to mine), so that kinda pissed me off even though there were no exchange of fluids. Turns out she met him a few times last summer and liked him. Anyway he totally pisses her off the next night by making out with some chick at the bar right in front of her. But while this drama is going on I meet...
Girl #2 who I am really trying to think of someone she looks like Julianne Moore is all I got but #2's hair is dark brown and she is not as skinny, maybe someone can help me out here - she is of average height (~5'4") has dark brown shoulder length hair, fair skin, amazing blue eyes, nice rack - C-Cup I am guessing (nicer then #1) but the bod is not as tight as #1 (#1 has a killer ###/waist/legs and fortunately is not flat in the chest).
So I meet #2 and we really connect, I can tell she is digging my #### because she asked me 4 of the tell tale questions a girl will ask you when she is interested:
1. Do you have a girlfriend?
2. How old are you?
3. Where do you work?
4. What is your sign?
and to top it off I asked her on a scale of 1-10 how much do you trust me and she said an "8" along with "I am getting a really good vibe from you."
Anyway long story a little longer, I find out through other girls in the house both have an interest in me. I have been emailing #2 and even though she is coming this weekend for the party with her girlfriend (who is a full share and has her own bed) she keeps saying - I hope there is a place for me to crash, which I am translating into "can I sleep in your bed?" (since she can easily crash with her girl friend). And I have been trying to avoid answering her since #1 factors into the equation and I may kill all chances with #1 or possibly drive #1 into finding a replacement for me this weekend. All this could be moot if #1 does not show up this weekend, I shot her an email but apparently she very rarely checks her hotmail.
As far as who do I prefer - based on what I know now I would say #1 (Andie McDowell lookalike) but that is just because I have had more time to hang out and get to know her - my time with #2 was brief - couldn't get a real good read on her intelligence level - I know her girl friend is dumb as a door knob which is a turnoff.
I am thinking I should have a talk with #1 if she is there this weekend and try to playoff the whole thing like #2 is really into me, and "I want to keep my options open, you know" but at the same time this girl that I invited to come to my party already wants to crash with me, and I don't want to hurt her feelings and say no. Maybe even get a little cocky and throw out there..."plus I think you are really cool and I don't want you to feel wierd with some chick sleeping in my bed." (which sounds weak to me, but what do I say to her??) As well as at some point, "why is it spanish teachers are always hot?" (she teaches spanish and was planning to move to Spain for a few years at the end of the summer but is now moving to nyc - where I live - totally unrelated)
Oh yeah and to make matters (possibly) worse, I invited a few hotties from my office, and one of them is bringing 2 of her hot friends - FEAST or FAMINE - always.
All girls in question are between the ages of 24-27 and I am turning 34
All these honey's are coming to my house for the party I am throwing, I guess I can try to see if both of these girls find women attractive and work the ménage à trois but I put that down as a deep long shot.
How do you play this?
Girl #1 has similar traits to Andie McDowell - long jet black curly hair, china doll white skin, gorgeous smile. She's a very cool girl, we click, she smokes weed (me too), she likes to chill instead of partying all the time with the rest of the house - could be a great summer if we hook up. Her interest level in me is not as high as #2, mostly due to uncertainty since I was talking to her about the connection I made with #2 when I thought she had no interest in me, even though out of nowhere when we are hanging out she tells me A. she had some hip injury that makes her have sex differently then other girls, B. she started telling me how many sexual partners she has had (5) and that she needs to love a guy in order to have sex with him.
The thing with #1 is the first night she has some dude sleeping in her bed (which is on the ground right next to mine), so that kinda pissed me off even though there were no exchange of fluids. Turns out she met him a few times last summer and liked him. Anyway he totally pisses her off the next night by making out with some chick at the bar right in front of her. But while this drama is going on I meet...
Girl #2 who I am really trying to think of someone she looks like Julianne Moore is all I got but #2's hair is dark brown and she is not as skinny, maybe someone can help me out here - she is of average height (~5'4") has dark brown shoulder length hair, fair skin, amazing blue eyes, nice rack - C-Cup I am guessing (nicer then #1) but the bod is not as tight as #1 (#1 has a killer ###/waist/legs and fortunately is not flat in the chest).
So I meet #2 and we really connect, I can tell she is digging my #### because she asked me 4 of the tell tale questions a girl will ask you when she is interested:
1. Do you have a girlfriend?
2. How old are you?
3. Where do you work?
4. What is your sign?
and to top it off I asked her on a scale of 1-10 how much do you trust me and she said an "8" along with "I am getting a really good vibe from you."
Anyway long story a little longer, I find out through other girls in the house both have an interest in me. I have been emailing #2 and even though she is coming this weekend for the party with her girlfriend (who is a full share and has her own bed) she keeps saying - I hope there is a place for me to crash, which I am translating into "can I sleep in your bed?" (since she can easily crash with her girl friend). And I have been trying to avoid answering her since #1 factors into the equation and I may kill all chances with #1 or possibly drive #1 into finding a replacement for me this weekend. All this could be moot if #1 does not show up this weekend, I shot her an email but apparently she very rarely checks her hotmail.
As far as who do I prefer - based on what I know now I would say #1 (Andie McDowell lookalike) but that is just because I have had more time to hang out and get to know her - my time with #2 was brief - couldn't get a real good read on her intelligence level - I know her girl friend is dumb as a door knob which is a turnoff.
I am thinking I should have a talk with #1 if she is there this weekend and try to playoff the whole thing like #2 is really into me, and "I want to keep my options open, you know" but at the same time this girl that I invited to come to my party already wants to crash with me, and I don't want to hurt her feelings and say no. Maybe even get a little cocky and throw out there..."plus I think you are really cool and I don't want you to feel wierd with some chick sleeping in my bed." (which sounds weak to me, but what do I say to her??) As well as at some point, "why is it spanish teachers are always hot?" (she teaches spanish and was planning to move to Spain for a few years at the end of the summer but is now moving to nyc - where I live - totally unrelated)
Oh yeah and to make matters (possibly) worse, I invited a few hotties from my office, and one of them is bringing 2 of her hot friends - FEAST or FAMINE - always.
All girls in question are between the ages of 24-27 and I am turning 34
All these honey's are coming to my house for the party I am throwing, I guess I can try to see if both of these girls find women attractive and work the ménage à trois but I put that down as a deep long shot.How do you play this?
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Not a clue! I've been out of the game for far to long. 
Good luck. 
Edit: 
How could I forget! 
nice ludacris reference
you are either:a) about 15 years old & have no clue what running a game is to even have to ask how to run this game.orb) really 34 years old, but a big dork.Since Im guessing B, here's what I would do if I were you. Tell them ALL (#1, #2, co-worker, her friends, everyone) the truth. That you are a 34 year virgin & have no clue how to go about sacking a woman. Your life is miserable & are horny as hell. Hopefully at least one of them will feel bad enough for you that she'll give you a sympathy-sack.For a better chance, use lots of this ---> 
Good luck with your escapade, Don Juan... 
vibe from this post. Maybe its just me, but its following pretty closely on the heels of the Chipotle thread. No, its not quite the same. But I get a hinky feeling on this one. 
For the record, I don't like Julianne Moore at all, so go with #1 by default. The "love" thing is just a game women like to run to scare away the fake ballers.
