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Footballguy
The audio went out on that link for me at 3:45. :(I FOUND IT !!!
Listen to the whole thing, but if your time is limited, from the 3:00 mark until the end is PURE. F##KING. GOLD!!!
Raider Nation
Devil's Advocate
Anyone else having this issue? Still working fine for me.The audio went out on that link for me at 3:45. :(I FOUND IT !!!
Listen to the whole thing, but if your time is limited, from the 3:00 mark until the end is PURE. F##KING. GOLD!!!
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
Raider Nation
Devil's Advocate
Fred playing the barking dog in concert with Howard's BOFF BOFF BOFF BOFF was pure genius.
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
Plaid Boxer
Footballguy
Why are they off this week when next week is President's Day?
AcerFC
Footballguy
Valentines Week down
Plaid Boxer
Footballguy
Yeah, b/c Valentines is this Thursday and Howard hasn't seen a Thursday morning in years.
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
Maybe the hardest I've ever laughed during this show:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lH7A2F5_M2A
butcher boy
Footballguy
This truly is the best. Ham hands bill is my favorite wack packer by far. I remember when they had the contest where people got to do their own radio show for an hour or so and his entry was basically him explaining why everyone like's tight, juicy #######s. He went into evolutionary theory and everything.
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root of all aliai
Righetti
Footballguy
Body Is Found in Cabin After Shootout, Reports Say
By ROBERT MACKEY and MICHAEL SCHWIRTZ
Last Updated: 10:30 PM ET
Last Updated, 10:13 p.m. A charred body has been found in a burned-out cabin in the San Bernardino Mountains where Christopher J. Dorner, the former Los Angeles police officer, was thought to have sought refuge during a shootout with police officers on Tuesday, The Associated Press reported.
Earlier in the day, a large fire broke out at a cabin, and there were reports that the police heard a single gunshot come from within. At least one officer was killed in the shootout, said Cindy Bachman, a spokeswoman for the San Bernardino County sheriff. Another officer was shot, but was expected to survive.
As our colleague Jennifer Medina reports, law enforcement officials were involved in a shootout on Tuesday afternoon with Mr. Dorner, who has been the target of the largest manhunt in Los Angeles Police Department history, officials said. He is suspected of killing at least three people and wounding several others in a rampage that has lasted more than a week.
Several television stations dispatched helicopters and news crews to the scene and broadcast live images from above the area of the San Bernardino Mountains where a man thought to be Mr. Dorner was reportedly surrounded by officers after the exchange of gunfire.
At one stage in the live coverage from the CBS News affiliate KCAL-TV, an exchange of fire (and a fleeting obscenity) could be heard clearly on the air as one of the station's journalists, Carter Evans, reported from the scene.
Shortly after that report, the CBS affiliate broke away from its reporter on the scene for an interview with a man who pretended to be an official with the United States Fish and Wildlife Service, but was, in fact, a prank caller who made a reference to "The Howard Stern Show" before being cut off.
Ronnie the Limo Driver is Howard Stern's head of security. That is who the prank caller was referring to.
- Alex Weprin (@alexweprin) 12 Feb 13
By ROBERT MACKEY and MICHAEL SCHWIRTZ
Last Updated: 10:30 PM ET
Last Updated, 10:13 p.m. A charred body has been found in a burned-out cabin in the San Bernardino Mountains where Christopher J. Dorner, the former Los Angeles police officer, was thought to have sought refuge during a shootout with police officers on Tuesday, The Associated Press reported.
Earlier in the day, a large fire broke out at a cabin, and there were reports that the police heard a single gunshot come from within. At least one officer was killed in the shootout, said Cindy Bachman, a spokeswoman for the San Bernardino County sheriff. Another officer was shot, but was expected to survive.
As our colleague Jennifer Medina reports, law enforcement officials were involved in a shootout on Tuesday afternoon with Mr. Dorner, who has been the target of the largest manhunt in Los Angeles Police Department history, officials said. He is suspected of killing at least three people and wounding several others in a rampage that has lasted more than a week.
Several television stations dispatched helicopters and news crews to the scene and broadcast live images from above the area of the San Bernardino Mountains where a man thought to be Mr. Dorner was reportedly surrounded by officers after the exchange of gunfire.
At one stage in the live coverage from the CBS News affiliate KCAL-TV, an exchange of fire (and a fleeting obscenity) could be heard clearly on the air as one of the station's journalists, Carter Evans, reported from the scene.
Shortly after that report, the CBS affiliate broke away from its reporter on the scene for an interview with a man who pretended to be an official with the United States Fish and Wildlife Service, but was, in fact, a prank caller who made a reference to "The Howard Stern Show" before being cut off.
Ronnie the Limo Driver is Howard Stern's head of security. That is who the prank caller was referring to.
- Alex Weprin (@alexweprin) 12 Feb 13
modogg
Footballguy
i was thinking it was AGT stuff, but they Howard discussed it more last year to promote it. Maybe he doesn't want to drag it out for everyone with months of promotion, so he just isn't talking about it too much. Plus they haven't said who the 3rd judge is so maybe he is keeping it quiet because of that as well.'Plaid Boxer said:
TLEF316
Footballguy
When we were in the shower you butt checks was warm'butcher boy said:This truly is the best. Ham hands bill is my favorite wack packer by far. I remember when they had the contest where people got to do their own radio show for an hour or so and his entry was basically him explaining why everyone like's tight, juicy #######s. He went into evolutionary theory and everything.'Good said:
modogg
Footballguy
i love watching these with clips from Howard TV on youtube. The clips with Howard making fun of Gary are funny. It is funny to see actual anger in Howard's face at times, and you can see the anger in his face with him most of the time. And the clips with Steve Langford are great too, you can see him loving the show in the background of almost every clip he is in. I guess of course if you get HowardTV you can watch all these clips there too, but unfortunately those of us with DirecTV are stuck finding them through youtube. Here is one with Howard just looking disgusted with Gary. i think it is around the 2:30-3:00 of the clip. It just looks like he always views Gary as "boy Gary", and just can not respect him.I FOUND IT !!!
Listen to the whole thing, but if your time is limited, from the 3:00 mark until the end is PURE. F##KING. GOLD!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aV_FyhdptjY&list=HL1360729240
Raider Nation
Devil's Advocate
I love it when they have a hot chick in the tickle chair or the Sybian, Howard makes Gary wear a mask so he won't destroy everyone's hard-on. 
The beekeeper mask is my favorite.
The beekeeper mask is my favorite.
RBM
Footballguy
I FOUND IT !!!
Listen to the whole thing, but if your time is limited, from the 3:00 mark until the end is PURE. F##KING. GOLD!!!
One of my favorite momentsArtie impersonating King of all blacks and Ed Torian are also automatic gold.
Evilgrin 72
Distributor of Pain
A few months back, I found an old dusty VHS tape in the recesses of my closet. Popped it in and it was video footage from a beach house my friends and I rented on the Jersey Shore back in the mid 90s. I think 70% of the "coversation" on the tape was people doing lines from the Ham Hands Robin song contest submission."When we was in the shower... you butt-cheeks was warm.""Daddy's comin' in. With the Vaselin.""My hands smella ham""Three input baaaaaaabe..."Etc, etc. It was non-stop.When we were in the shower you butt checks was warmThis truly is the best. Ham hands bill is my favorite wack packer by far. I remember when they had the contest where people got to do their own radio show for an hour or so and his entry was basically him explaining why everyone like's tight, juicy #######s. He went into evolutionary theory and everything.
Evilgrin 72
Distributor of Pain
That line also made it's way into "Kielbasa Sausage" by Tenacious D. All-time classic.When we were in the shower you butt checks was warmThis truly is the best. Ham hands bill is my favorite wack packer by far. I remember when they had the contest where people got to do their own radio show for an hour or so and his entry was basically him explaining why everyone like's tight, juicy #######s. He went into evolutionary theory and everything.
Evilgrin 72
Distributor of Pain
More Artie cracking up...
I thought Artie was going to have a heart attack when this originally happened.
I thought Artie was going to have a heart attack when this originally happened.
RBM
Footballguy
Never forget this because its the only time I ever had to pull to the side of the road from laughing so hard.
lumpy19
Footballguy
He was so perfect for the stern show, really miss him not being there
Evilgrin 72
Distributor of Pain
I got home right as it was getting going, I sat in my car for about 20 minutes in front of my house watching my wife look out the window at me with a bewildered look as I writhed in laughter behind the wheel.
Keerock
Footballguy
Good thing you didn't "almost drive off the road laughing" (DOTRL) like those dooshes who call into radio shows and intimate that...
Raider Nation
Devil's Advocate
John Bender
Footballguy
Absolutely love when Ferrell comes in
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John Bender
Footballguy
This one isnt bad eitherhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBAQm7VgarwF'N Maryann from Brooklyn kills me
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Raider Nation
Devil's Advocate
He is scary good. This is the first one I stumbled upon today: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-F8zSk_FjA
RBM
Footballguy
AmazingThis one isnt bad eitherhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBAQm7VgarwF'N Maryann from Brooklyn kills me
RBM
Footballguy
Awesome Fred the elephant boy
jamny
Footballguy
Best of the week on Th & Fr.I like Jim Breuer at 4PM on Friday too (rawdog channel)
The Big Guy
Fear the Blitz
Mark Cuban is an awesome guest. Listening him speak in an uncensored environment makes you appreciate the fact that he is a team owner and seemingly like a guy who any of us could hang out with. Great interview!
jamny
Footballguy
teatherbag toolbag!
AcerFC
Footballguy
That reaction to the girlfriend question was incriminating even though I cant ever see them going outAnd they played a Richard call yesterday that had me rolling. He called into an adult shop and kept asking if they had board games with sexual names that they made up. At one point, he couldnt even hold it together
Buddy Ball 2K3
Footballguy
I was not very familiar with who Alex Jones was until yesterday. I was absolutely mesmerized by Sterns interview and I could not wait to get home and watch some of this guys schtick on his tv show. I got home and the wife was embarrassed to tell me the same thing, so we started watching this guy and with in 10 minutes we had to turn it off out of sheer boredom. Once again it goes to show how great of an interviewer Stern is.
jamny
Footballguy
Yeah, I've heard the guys name but never saw or heard him before. That was a really interesting interview but like you said, Stern made it that way. There were quite a few times where Jones started to ramble and Howard cut right in and put an end to it and changed direction. Same with Mark Cuban last week. His timing in interviews is so great.
lumpy19
Footballguy
Hmm I thought the exact opposite...I think for the first time ever I FF thru part of the stern show. I thought it was the most boring interview mostly because alex jones is completely boring to me
Buddy Ball 2K3
Footballguy
Gay Shrimp... boring??
jamny
Footballguy
fixed
lumpy19
Footballguy
Man they don't do themselves any favors playing old shows with Artie in the chair. About a million times better with him.
doowain
Footballguy
Man they don't do themselves any favors playing old shows with Artie in the chair. About a million times better with him.
