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Derrick is killing me....i love this.

I usually tape the show on my Stiletto when i am at work to listen on commutes into and out of work, but i will have to cheat with it a bit today. I don't know who comes up with the ideas/bits for ETA, like the call to Johnny to make the hit, etc., but they are always pretty funny.

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BTW, almost positive Robin is back in the studio. There was a moment where Stephen Tyler communicated with her in a way that you could only do if they saw each other. They noticed each other's expressions. Unless they have her on a video conference in there...

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Missed that, but listened to most of the Stephen Tyler interview and that was fantastic. They covered everything. How their hits were written and recorded, the inside scoop on AI, rehab, his book. Great stuff.

Really one of the better interviews I've heard in a while. Awesome. Went in a lot of weird areas.

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I heard some of the Derrick thing. Not getting the love. :shrug: I must be missing something... I mean, we know Eric is self-aware of all his shtick now. He's not *really* trying to disguise himself.

Crossed my mind, but I believe Eric is just that dumb enough to think he'd fool them.

Listen closely early on. He's "Eric the Actor" but he's not THAT good at acting.

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I heard some of the Derrick thing. Not getting the love. :shrug: I must be missing something... I mean, we know Eric is self-aware of all his shtick now. He's not *really* trying to disguise himself.

Crossed my mind, but I believe Eric is just that dumb enough to think he'd fool them. Listen closely early on. He's "Eric the Actor" but he's not THAT good at acting.
Nah. That was setup by the show.
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I heard some of the Derrick thing. Not getting the love. :shrug: I must be missing something... I mean, we know Eric is self-aware of all his shtick now. He's not *really* trying to disguise himself.

Can't explain it.....I'm not an ETA fan but DTA is killing me
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They gave ETM a little credit for being creative to get back on the show. Probably prompted by Johnny but who cares. It was a funny bit for one phone call at least. Gary's reaction made me think it wasn't staged by the show.

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I heard some of the Derrick thing. Not getting the love. :shrug: I must be missing something... I mean, we know Eric is self-aware of all his shtick now. He's not *really* trying to disguise himself.

Crossed my mind, but I believe Eric is just that dumb enough to think he'd fool them. Listen closely early on. He's "Eric the Actor" but he's not THAT good at acting.
Keys, woman.
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I heard some of the Derrick thing. Not getting the love. :shrug: I must be missing something... I mean, we know Eric is self-aware of all his shtick now. He's not *really* trying to disguise himself.

Crossed my mind, but I believe Eric is just that dumb enough to think he'd fool them. Listen closely early on. He's "Eric the Actor" but he's not THAT good at acting.
Keys................ woman (quack).

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I heard some of the Derrick thing. Not getting the love. :shrug: I must be missing something... I mean, we know Eric is self-aware of all his shtick now. He's not *really* trying to disguise himself.

Crossed my mind, but I believe Eric is just that dumb enough to think he'd fool them.

Listen closely early on. He's "Eric the Actor" but he's not THAT good at acting.

I think what killed it for me was a few months back when they had Johnny Fratto on and then Eric came on later. The discussion around the pepsi thing on set... They came clean that Eric is just shticking up his image at this point. So when I see something over the top like this I can't get into it. I still love Fred and Howard goofing on his voice "ack", pauses, etc though.

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I heard some of the Derrick thing. Not getting the love. :shrug: I must be missing something... I mean, we know Eric is self-aware of all his shtick now. He's not *really* trying to disguise himself.

Crossed my mind, but I believe Eric is just that dumb enough to think he'd fool them.

Listen closely early on. He's "Eric the Actor" but he's not THAT good at acting.

I think what killed it for me was a few months back when they had Johnny Fratto on and then Eric came on later. The discussion around the pepsi thing on set... They came clean that Eric is just shticking up his image at this point. So when I see something over the top like this I can't get into it. I still love Fred and Howard goofing on his voice "ack", pauses, etc though.

Even if it is schtick, it is still fantastic that a midget with a life-threatening disease has outlived that by like 20 years and gets to get on TV shows, go to the bunny ranch for free, and countless other perks while creating a completely antagonistic character that is able to make normal people want to punt a crippled midget across the room. It is truly amazing.

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Man it's getting impossible to listen to Robin now. Multiple times this week I flipped the channel when she starts talking over people. Horrible.

:goodposting:

Her "contributions" during the Steven Tyler interview were maddening!

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Man it's getting impossible to listen to Robin now. Multiple times this week I flipped the channel when she starts talking over people. Horrible.

:goodposting: Her "contributions" during the Steven Tyler interview were maddening!
Her pounding over DePace during the camera talk was ridiculous too. As if she knows ANYTHING about camera lighting and aperture.
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Man it's getting impossible to listen to Robin now. Multiple times this week I flipped the channel when she starts talking over people. Horrible.

:goodposting: Her "contributions" during the Steven Tyler interview were maddening!
Her pounding over DePace during the camera talk was ridiculous too. As if she knows ANYTHING about camera lighting and aperture.

"I was going to say....."

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Man it's getting impossible to listen to Robin now. Multiple times this week I flipped the channel when she starts talking over people. Horrible.

:goodposting: Her "contributions" during the Steven Tyler interview were maddening!
Her pounding over DePace during the camera talk was ridiculous too. As if she knows ANYTHING about camera lighting and aperture.

"I was going to say....."

where the hell you been? young child keeping you off the interwebs?

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Robin has got to be one of the luckiest people on earth. Just a typical person with no radio talent but somehow Howard (who normally is brilliant at recognizing talent or not) thinks she's the greatest.

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Robin has got to be one of the luckiest people on earth. Just a typical person with no radio talent but somehow Howard (who normally is brilliant at recognizing talent or not) thinks she's the greatest.

I think it has to do with his trust issues and she is someone that he has always been able to trust throughout the years. Like a loyalty thing. I think he also likes having people around him that with agree with everything he says.

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Man it's getting impossible to listen to Robin now. Multiple times this week I flipped the channel when she starts talking over people. Horrible.

:goodposting: Her "contributions" during the Steven Tyler interview were maddening!
Her pounding over DePace during the camera talk was ridiculous too. As if she knows ANYTHING about camera lighting and aperture.

"I was going to say....."

where the hell you been? young child keeping you off the interwebs?

Yeah. Now I just tie him up in the basement and log on. If he wants to develop, he can do it himself.

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How is it that Howard can hate fat people, have no idea how people can be in love without total physical attraction and yet be OK with having a model for a wife? He could not believe that Steven Tyer would have banged fat or ugly chicks...well simply because Howard can not see anyone banging a fat or ugly chick and to hear that a rock star would just did not compute to him. But with his self admitted hideous face, he is fine with his 10 of a wife having to degrade herself to service him?

Then again, with the amount of porn and self pleasure he seems to be back to doing, it seems like the shine is off that side of their marriage anyway.

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Best I can say for RQ is she's a good sport with the song parodies and telling the story of ####ting herself while jogging and having the gardener hose her down.

i agree here. She rolls with the punches well, and if she wasn't on the show it would be less of a show, i think. I agree she doesn't add a ton, but Howard really works well with her, and i'm not sure he would have the same chemistry with anybody else

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I hate how she asks the guests questions as if they aren't sitting ten feet away from her.

"What does he think about _______?"

Instead of...

"What do you think about _______?"

:lmao: it cracks me up how much you despise her. When i was listening to the Video Game segment and she started going into Scott Depace about camera work (after he said black people are hard to capture in pictures), all i could think about was "man, i'm sure RN is hating this stuff right now". She certainly does some annoying things

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I hate how she asks the guests questions as if they aren't sitting ten feet away from her. "What does he think about _______?" Instead of... "What do you think about _______?"

:lmao: it cracks me up how much you despise her. When i was listening to the Video Game segment and she started going into Scott Depace about camera work (after he said black people are hard to capture in pictures), all i could think about was "man, i'm sure RN is hating this stuff right now". She certainly does some annoying things
That's what brought me to post. I couldn't believe how arrogant and stupid she sounded there. At the end when DePace said something about changing the lighting she said "yea, just change the lighting". #### you #####.
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The two things that bother me the most are the impressions and her know-it-all crap.

She HAS to jump in whenever the others are doing impressions, even though she's terrible at it.

And the constant "I was gonna say!" is mind-numbing.

yeah, but what is great about her know it all crap, is when they call her on it. And she takes it well most of the time, so it works well.

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Robin has got to be one of the luckiest people on earth. Just a typical person with no radio talent but somehow Howard (who normally is brilliant at recognizing talent or not) thinks she's the greatest.

I think it has to do with his trust issues and she is someone that he has always been able to trust throughout the years. Like a loyalty thing. I think he also likes having people around him that with agree with everything he says.

Not to mention having a black woman in the room has allowed Howard to create an atmosphere where he can do a lot of racial humor without much blowback.

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Robin has got to be one of the luckiest people on earth. Just a typical person with no radio talent but somehow Howard (who normally is brilliant at recognizing talent or not) thinks she's the greatest.

I think it has to do with his trust issues and she is someone that he has always been able to trust throughout the years. Like a loyalty thing. I think he also likes having people around him that with agree with everything he says.

Not to mention having a black woman in the room has allowed Howard to create an atmosphere where he can do a lot of racial humor without much blowback.

Bingo.

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The two things that bother me the most are the impressions and her know-it-all crap.

She HAS to jump in whenever the others are doing impressions, even though she's terrible at it.

And the constant "I was gonna say!" is mind-numbing.

She and Francesa should do a show together...

Well thank god for Fred kicking in the Quivers theme music the instant she makes a statement. He's feelin' us.

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Interesting scientific analysis on the female body excretions this week...

Don't know if you listen to the wrap up show but there was a woman who called in saying she couldn't believe the guys were sooo stupid for not knowing that women produce moisture that isn't pee. They didn't pick up on it but I think she had a fundamental lack of understanding. She thinks they're stupid because she isn't aware of what makes it confusing to them. I bet she has never seen a woman spray in a movie.

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Maybe, but I can't figure out what could be so bad that she can't even leave her apartment for months.

Gotta be cancer where she is bald and ravaged from chemo and doesnt want to be seen......I can respect her working from home. She has money and could easily retire or stay out. The fact that she is a bi#$ adds to the show!

It must be a colostomy bag. There was an interchange on the 5/21 show where Howard was talking about being sick of jerking off because he just wants to go to bed. And is sick of doing all day-to-day tasks because he can't quiet his mind and he just always wants to be done with everything as soon as possible. Including going to the bathroom, which he can't just sit back and enjoy. Robin responded that she can tell him first-hand how much he should learn enjoy it. And he said he knows she can and then quickly moved on.

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