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***Howard Stern*** (1 Viewer)
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RBM
Footballguy
High Pitch is ok...not great though. Ive never really found Crackhead too funnyDaniel Carver is solid. Also a big fan of Wendy the #######
Kiddnets
Footballguy
They finally told him he had to keep his plugs to 30 seconds and he freaked out - started arguing with Gary saying that he would shoot him in the head, throw acid in his face...the usual!
Raider Nation
Devil's Advocate
Do you also love Stuart Scott and Screamin' A. Smith?Elliot takes the word "annoying" to a whole new level. Annoying doesn't come close to what he is. They need to invent a word which means "Ten million times more annoying than regular ol' annoying" to do him justice.Common said:
I hope he dies of cancer of the eyes..... RIIIIIIIIIIIGHT???
He's a PoS, and I get an itchy trigger finger for the remote control every time I hear his voice.
The Big Guy
Fear the Blitz
No love for Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf? All time best Wack Packer without peer. I wish he was alive now to hear him uncensored as he needed to be.
RBM
Footballguy
on all pointsHe was the best, still unmatched. Man just imagine what he wouldve brought to sirius
Raider Nation
Devil's Advocate
jamny
Footballguy
I can usually take only about a minute or so of his crap. I actually do change the channel almost everytime he comes on. I hope he's never on again.I like what they do with his snippets though, like Fred adding to the show ("#### face")and the phony phone calls. Outside of that, I agree, he's a worthless PoS.
The rest of the wackpack are lovable losers. Even Crazy Alice is a nice person deep down. It's just that Artie loves to rile her up. Now that's some funny ####.
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Raider Nation
Devil's Advocate
There HAS to be a better option on Fridays than listening to a show from 1989. 
How about an entire show consisting of Richard & Sal's crank phone calls.
How about an entire show consisting of Richard & Sal's crank phone calls.
The Gator
Footballguy
There HAS to be a better option on Fridays than listening to a show from 1989.
Not a very good show today. Stern had mentioned a show coming up soon, about Robin going off about him not handling her birthday properly. I was hoping that would be on today.
Raider Nation
Devil's Advocate
Regarding Richard & Sal's crank calls.... is there anywhere online where I can listen to some of them? I searched and searched but came up empty. Maybe I'm using the wrong keywords.There HAS to be a better option on Fridays than listening to a show from 1989.
is that hag named Paula, whom Richard (as "Rusty") used to torment.
The Gator
Footballguy
Regarding Richard & Sal's crank calls.... is there anywhere online where I can listen to some of them? I searched and searched but came up empty. Maybe I'm using the wrong keywords.There HAS to be a better option on Fridays than listening to a show from 1989.
@ "You look like the last #### I took, right!"BrentBlack
Footballguy
Agreed. Yesterday's Mastertape Theater was pretty boring.Howard has been promising a documentary on the prank calls for months but we still have nothing on HTV.There HAS to be a better option on Fridays than listening to a show from 1989.
jamny
Footballguy
agreed too.All the tapes they have and they play some random day from '89?B.S.I'd rather have the Friday Show and keep the tapes for the weekend.I guess it's safe to say that the live show will be off every Friday. Listening now to Elliot from this week. Hopefully his last appearance.Agreed. Yesterday's Mastertape Theater was pretty boring.Howard has been promising a documentary on the prank calls for months but we still have nothing on HTV.There HAS to be a better option on Fridays than listening to a show from 1989.
Kiddnets
Footballguy
agreed too.All the tapes they have and they play some random day from '89?B.S.I'd rather have the Friday Show and keep the tapes for the weekend.I guess it's safe to say that the live show will be off every Friday. Listening now to Elliot from this week. Hopefully his last appearance.Agreed. Yesterday's Mastertape Theater was pretty boring.Howard has been promising a documentary on the prank calls for months but we still have nothing on HTV.There HAS to be a better option on Fridays than listening to a show from 1989.
Whoever is managing "the tapes" is royally screwing up - off the top of my head I can name a ton of memorable shows - Beetle's first appearanceAny Howard Birthday showAny Kinnison appearanceHollyweird square showGary humiliation on tape - entire showScott the engineer offers to take a pole for $250KThat is from the top of my head - how can they ruin this? total morons in charge!
RBM
Footballguy
1st two were great, this weeks was boring thoughagreed too.All the tapes they have and they play some random day from '89?B.S.I'd rather have the Friday Show and keep the tapes for the weekend.I guess it's safe to say that the live show will be off every Friday. Listening now to Elliot from this week. Hopefully his last appearance.Agreed. Yesterday's Mastertape Theater was pretty boring.Howard has been promising a documentary on the prank calls for months but we still have nothing on HTV.There HAS to be a better option on Fridays than listening to a show from 1989.
Can't believe I'm saying this but Joan Rivers was a riot today on the show.
"If Madonna wanted to adopt a starving black kid she should have just adopted Nicole Ritchie."
Props to Rivers for being 73 and still with it and with the times. She really had the room rolling. One-liners one after another. I mean it was old-school but she made me laugh more then most comedians that come on.
"If Madonna wanted to adopt a starving black kid she should have just adopted Nicole Ritchie."
Props to Rivers for being 73 and still with it and with the times. She really had the room rolling. One-liners one after another. I mean it was old-school but she made me laugh more then most comedians that come on.
I agree. When he was railing on Jolie it was just railing for the sake of railing. He would have said the same thing about Madonna had there not been this bizarre backlash against her. Now he's sticking up for Madonna because it's the right thing to do.
The Gator
Footballguy
I only heard the second half of the Bitter Half and thought it was great. Ralphie on the phone was the best. I was when he just kept rambling off his list while Howard was trying to get him off the phone.
"And then I have a watch list going. Jamie Presley is on it, she cant have much longer."
Then how Howard went to a caller from his home phone was great.
/Norm/
That Ralph's a ###."
when he just kept rambling off his list while Howard was trying to get him off the phone."And then I have a watch list going. Jamie Presley is on it, she cant have much longer."
Then how Howard went to a caller from his home phone was great.
/Norm/
That Ralph's a ###."
Stingdiddy
Footballguy
I didn't laugh a single time during The Bitter Half. Very disappointed. Still love the show and can't wait for the Fa Fa Fo Hi roast
BrentBlack
Footballguy
Break out the chorizo tonight!Common said:
kevthegrad
Footballguy
The roast tomorrow should be G O L D
RBM
Footballguy
Definitely. So great that Jackie is involved
The Gator
Footballguy
They were talking about things to possibly talk to Pete about and brought up the kiddie porn thing.
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kevthegrad
Footballguy
WAH poor baby. Screw Pete. Better to get the actual VOICE of the WHO anyway.
Listening to The Bitter Half now, missed it this morning. I know everybody is lukewarm (at best) on it but it's worth a listen.
Listening to The Bitter Half now, missed it this morning. I know everybody is lukewarm (at best) on it but it's worth a listen.
Lurking
Footballguy
Jackie was awful, especially compared to the likes of Greg Fitzsimmons and Artie. Hardly anyone was laughing at his first few jokes, he only had one or two good jokes. The song with Fred was okay but way too long.
I thought the roast was great overall. Gary was getting off easy until Sal of course. Artie killed Sal.
I thought the roast was great overall. Gary was getting off easy until Sal of course. Artie killed Sal.
Raider Nation
Devil's Advocate
For those of you who haven't seen Crazy Alice, here she is.
Pretty much what you'd expect a half-black/half-Italian woman to look like.
Not as fat as Artie contends, unless that's an old pic.
Pretty much what you'd expect a half-black/half-Italian woman to look like.
Not as fat as Artie contends, unless that's an old pic.
jamny
Footballguy
Thanks for the pic. Yeah, about what I expected.I know Artie just eggs Alice on for the show, but how serious is she? She's gonna be waiting for him one day after the show if he keeps pushing. She's clearly unstable...but it is funny stuff.
