SuperJohn96
RPS World Champion
If they can pull this off, they need to give this treatment to as many movies as possible.Raider Nation said:I can't think of many things in life I'm looking forward to more than seeing ETM star in a movie.
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Please See Mine
Footballguy
KKK died in my county's prison. i'm really gonna try not to get arrested now.
valhallan
Footballguy
I must admit that I've been luke-warm toward the show lately and basically stopped listening for a few weeks, but this ETM-Taxi Driver angle is effin' hilariousI can't think of many things in life I'm looking forward to more than seeing ETM star in a movie.
crewmember
Footballguy
read the update on howardstern.com but didn't get this.he still would have had to get 2 colors right out of how many colors there are.please explain this to me like i'm an idiot.
The Noid
Avoid me!
He lined up 3 girls. Asked them all if they knew what color they had on. One was a bit flighty and sorta didn't know. Looked at Girl A (not THE Girl A) and wrote something down in an envelope and gave to Artie to open later. She revealed her color.He looked at Girl B, wrote something down in an envelope and gave to Artie to open later. She revealed her color.He looked at Girl C, wrote something down in an envelope and gave to Artie to open later. She revealed her color.Then Artie opened the three envelopes and he got girl A and B right, but not C.The trick was obvious:Before Girl A he wrote "Girl C: Black" which was just a guess.After Girl A, but while supposed to be writing Girl B's, he wrote "Girl A: Yellow" because he already knew hers.After Girl B, but while supposed to be writing Girl C's, he wrote "Girl B: Pink" because he already knew hers.Now, Artie's got three envelopes and he opens them up and reads them where 2 are right. The guy also labeled the girls after asking them how sure they were and had the unsure girl as Girl C, so if he guessed wrong it wouldn't look so bad. But he at least had a blind luck shot of getting all 3 and always will get 2 of 3.Hope that clears it up more than confuses it. If you heard it live it was probably easier to figure out and understand what was going on, too.
Please See Mine
Footballguy
crewmember
Footballguy
Got it, thanks. Makes me think about when they have had hypnotist in. Heard a few weeks ago on master tape, fred being hypnotized into being stuttering john. What's the deal with this? it's really hard to believe. Is it supposed to be a gag were in on, or are they trying to pass it off as real. never got the sense they were joking.
ODoyleRules
Footballguy
Funny interview with Guttenberg today - Howard could mention the phrase "pull out a plum" everyday and I think I'd laugh every time.
Raider Nation
Devil's Advocate
Steve said that Miss California tongued his bunghole when he was 19. Guttenberg turned 19 in August of '77.He didn't say if she was Miss California at the time she did the deed, but good chance it was one of these three chicks:
Miss California 1976
Miss California 1977
Miss California 1978
Raider Nation
Devil's Advocate
I thought it was freakin hilarious when Artie and Howard were doing it.As usual, Robin's attempt at humor killed the bit. I wish she would shut the eff up when men are talking.
Mr. Sparkle
Footballguy
it was not a Robin Leach impersonation. It was the guy that does the voice overs for the VH1 show The Fabulous Life Of...
also, I thought Artie and Howard were friggin funny as hell.
also, I thought Artie and Howard were friggin funny as hell.
eddiezz74
Footballguy
I haven't laughed that hard during the show in a while. I usually think they drag out the impressions too long, but not today.
ShaqAttaq
Morally Ambiguous
i agree. for some reason, i was also laughing out loud at the dominic phone call stuff.I haven't laughed that hard during the show in a while. I usually think they drag out the impressions too long, but not today.
lumpy19
Footballguy
i agree. for some reason, i was also laughing out loud at the dominic phone call stuff.I haven't laughed that hard during the show in a while. I usually think they drag out the impressions too long, but not today.
Loved the Fabulous life of impressions, they were right on. Also loved the dominic phone call bit. Laughed the entire way to work.
randall146
Footballguy
middle
Please See Mine
Footballguy
also for the record, justine jolie is really not hot.
PC Load Letter
Irregardless.
She used to be a lot cuter when she went by Hope, but her nerd-ness only helps herPlease See Mine said:Raider Nation said:
SuperJohn96
RPS World Champion
I think Howard felt sorry for her all these years and finally saw a way he could try to make a break, but Robin screwed it up for him.Enough with Jessica Hahn already. She's not hot, she's irrelevant, and all she does is cry on the air.
Raider Nation
Devil's Advocate
I'm with you. She banged a preacher 80 years ago, then laid down for a skin mag. Great.Go away.Enough with Jessica Hahn already. She's not hot, she's irrelevant, and all she does is cry on the air.
ODoyleRules
Footballguy
Her and any Buttafuoco reference can now go away thank you please.I'm with you. She banged a preacher 80 years ago, then laid down for a skin mag. Great.Go away.Enough with Jessica Hahn already. She's not hot, she's irrelevant, and all she does is cry on the air.
Hedgehog
Footballguy
Parton "shocked" at Howard Stern radio segment
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NEW YORK (Billboard) - Country music star Dolly Parton has hit back against Howard Stern's satellite radio show, which last week manipulated recordings from one of her audio books into seemingly racist and sexually graphic sound bites.
"I have never been so shocked, hurt and humiliated in all my life," Parton said in a statement on Wednesday. "I cannot believe what Howard Stern has done to me. In a blue million years, I would never have such vulgar things come out of my mouth. They have done editing or some sort of trickery to make this horrible, horrible thing. Please accept my apology for them and certainly know I had nothing to do with this."
She concluded: "If there was ever going to be a lawsuit, it's going to be over this. Just wanted you to know that I am completely devastated by this."
"The Howard Stern Show" frequently utilizes audio book recordings in this fashion; altered clips from "Star Trek" actor George Takei became a staple of the program in recent years.
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It was only a matter of time before something like this happened. Leave it to a washed up country music slut who made her living showing the top half of her mammoth ta-ta's while brutally belting out awful music.People who go out of there way to prove that they are not racist only prove the opposite in my opinion.Anyone who thinks that it's really her saying those words after hearing them is dumber than a bag of hammers.Parton "shocked" at Howard Stern radio segmentWed May 14, 2008 3:51pm EDT Email | Print | Share| Reprints | Single Page| Recommend (3) [-] Text [+] 1 of 1Full Size powered by SphereFeatured Broker sponsored link¥ € $ - Learn. Practice. Trade.By Jonathan CohenNEW YORK (Billboard) - Country music star Dolly Parton has hit back against Howard Stern's satellite radio show, which last week manipulated recordings from one of her audio books into seemingly racist and sexually graphic sound bites."I have never been so shocked, hurt and humiliated in all my life," Parton said in a statement on Wednesday. "I cannot believe what Howard Stern has done to me. In a blue million years, I would never have such vulgar things come out of my mouth. They have done editing or some sort of trickery to make this horrible, horrible thing. Please accept my apology for them and certainly know I had nothing to do with this."She concluded: "If there was ever going to be a lawsuit, it's going to be over this. Just wanted you to know that I am completely devastated by this.""The Howard Stern Show" frequently utilizes audio book recordings in this fashion; altered clips from "Star Trek" actor George Takei became a staple of the program in recent years.Reuters/Billboard
Please See Mine
Footballguy
I wouldn't know, because I stopped listening to Howard after he let Arnold Schwarzenegger come on and say he wanted to blow up the moon.Commish77 said:Anyone who thinks that it's really her saying those words after hearing them is dumber than a bag of hammers.Hedgehog said:
Raider Nation
Devil's Advocate
Artie's gotta stop with the "This is the hottest chick we've ever had up here" shtick.
I went to HS.com and I was pretty disappointed. http://www.howardstern.com/
Click "Monday's Show"
I went to HS.com and I was pretty disappointed. http://www.howardstern.com/
Click "Monday's Show"
Raider Nation
Devil's Advocate
Wow, how did they EVER get Cyndi Lauper to come on the show?!?!
Up next... The Village People.
Up next... The Village People.
belljr
Footballguy
She's hot but definitely not the way they build the chicks up. That's one thing they have always done - go on and on how hot a chick is. you watch the E! show and are
"that was the hot chick?"
RBM
Footballguy
Best of the Week now on Friday mornings
Tat
Has-been punter
that's on 100. I think Jay Thomas, Bubba, Wrap-up Show, Bubba replay is still the format for Friday's on 101
Encyclopedia Brown
Footballguy
Serious question.
Does Beetlejuice have a specific condition or is he just.......deformed? (I can't think of another term).
Obviously, he has some psychiatric/mental ######ation issues. But, what about the dwarfish height, the misshapen head, and the protruding teeth?
Is he afflicted with a strain of Downs Syndrome?
Does Beetlejuice have a specific condition or is he just.......deformed? (I can't think of another term).
Obviously, he has some psychiatric/mental ######ation issues. But, what about the dwarfish height, the misshapen head, and the protruding teeth?
Is he afflicted with a strain of Downs Syndrome?
