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Watched you in the Heads-Up tourney. That JJ < AQ was just brutal.
Was watching that as well and it sucked. Is it sad that on Sundays I will watch AF play on a regular basis now?
haha, while that is kinda funny, I do love the support guys.....yeah, I don't consider myself a great heads up player, but I was surprised in that I thought I totally outplayed my first and third opponents and held my own against the second(he was being more aggressive which hurt me a lot, but I eventually trapped him).Against that 3rd guy I got it all in twice with a pair agianst two overcards and he won both. Sucks on the bubble, especially since I've been on a bit of a cold streak since the big win.
 
Just hit the money in the $109+ rebuys....26 left now, guaranteed at least $858, 1st pays near $34K...only still alive because I managed to not lose my stack on this:

PokerStars Game #14733943722: Tournament #74369040, $100+$9 Hold'em No Limit - Level XIV (1000/2000) - 2008/01/21 - 23:40:43 (ET)

Table '74369040 6' 9-max Seat #5 is the button

Seat 1: Tmay420 (38150 in chips)

Seat 2: CKOTUHA (72992 in chips)

Seat 3: SGM. (53312 in chips)

Seat 4: yfsas (79688 in chips)

Seat 5: jwvdcw (75705 in chips)

Seat 6: relentless1s (42955 in chips)

Seat 7: Michnak (80697 in chips)

Tmay420: posts the ante 200

CKOTUHA: posts the ante 200

SGM.: posts the ante 200

yfsas: posts the ante 200

jwvdcw: posts the ante 200

relentless1s: posts the ante 200

Michnak: posts the ante 200

relentless1s: posts small blind 1000

Michnak: posts big blind 2000

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to jwvdcw [Ad Ac]

jwvdcw said, "think I used to play on Party with you if i'm thinking of the right person"

Tmay420: folds

CKOTUHA: folds

SGM.: folds

Tmay420 said, "ya thats me"

yfsas: folds

jwvdcw: raises 3500 to 5500

relentless1s: folds

Michnak: calls 3500

*** FLOP *** [4c Qh Jh]

Michnak: checks

jwvdcw: bets 6500

Michnak: raises 11500 to 18000

jwvdcw: calls 11500

*** TURN *** [4c Qh Jh] [Jc]

Michnak: bets 13500

jwvdcw: calls 13500

*** RIVER *** [4c Qh Jh Jc] [9c]

Michnak: bets 22598

jwvdcw: calls 22598

*** SHOW DOWN ***

Michnak: shows [Js Qs] (a full house, Jacks full of Queens)

jwvdcw: mucks hand

Michnak collected 121596 from pot

*** SUMMARY ***

Total pot 121596 | Rake 0

Board [4c Qh Jh Jc 9c]

Seat 1: Tmay420 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 2: CKOTUHA folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 3: SGM. folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 4: yfsas folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 5: jwvdcw (button) mucked [Ad Ac]

Seat 6: relentless1s (small blind) folded before Flop

Seat 7: Michnak (big blind) showed [Js Qs] and won (121596) with a full house, Jacks full of Queens

 
Dodds is a big believer in that play. Basically you get your chips in with the worst of it, but huge pot odds and likely isolated against a single raiser. If you've got two live cards, you're getting better odds than if you shove twice, and you're getting just as much reward. Has anyone seen that Dodds thread?
not sure if I caught that the first time around, but I'd be interested in hearing about it. At first thought, it seems to me that you'll be getting your money in ok when he has two overcards and getting it in terrible when he has a big pocket pair. Of course you will also pick up some antes/blinds and are going to have an aggressive image and be more likely to get paid off on your big hands too.
 
ugh....

PokerStars Game #14734793587: Tournament #74369040, $100+$9 Hold'em No Limit - Level XVII (2500/5000) - 2008/01/22 - 00:30:09 (ET)

Table '74369040 6' 9-max Seat #9 is the button

Seat 1: Tmay420 (168947 in chips)

Seat 2: INW85 (158228 in chips)

Seat 3: TravestyFund (306642 in chips)

Seat 4: yfsas (51088 in chips)

Seat 5: jwvdcw (59940 in chips)

Seat 6: Exitonly4 (115763 in chips)

Seat 7: Michnak (39162 in chips)

Seat 8: Mr Neverquit (47251 in chips)

Seat 9: Flappy08 (107281 in chips)

Tmay420: posts the ante 500

INW85: posts the ante 500

TravestyFund: posts the ante 500

yfsas: posts the ante 500

jwvdcw: posts the ante 500

Exitonly4: posts the ante 500

Michnak: posts the ante 500

Mr Neverquit: posts the ante 500

Flappy08: posts the ante 500

Tmay420: posts small blind 2500

INW85: posts big blind 5000

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to jwvdcw [Kc Kh]

TravestyFund: folds

yfsas: raises 45588 to 50588 and is all-in

jwvdcw: raises 8852 to 59440 and is all-in

Exitonly4: folds

Michnak: folds

Mr Neverquit has timed out

Mr Neverquit: folds

Mr Neverquit is sitting out

Flappy08: folds

Tmay420: folds

INW85: folds

*** FLOP *** [9h 5h Ac]

*** TURN *** [9h 5h Ac] [2d]

*** RIVER *** [9h 5h Ac 2d] [7h]

*** SHOW DOWN ***

yfsas: shows [Ad Tc] (a pair of Aces)

jwvdcw: shows [Kc Kh] (a pair of Kings)

Flappy08 said, "trrrrrrrrrrrrrryin"

yfsas collected 113176 from pot

jwvdcw said, "nice cold stove"

Mr Neverquit has returned

*** SUMMARY ***

Total pot 113176 | Rake 0

Board [9h 5h Ac 2d 7h]

Seat 1: Tmay420 (small blind) folded before Flop

Seat 2: INW85 (big blind) folded before Flop

Seat 3: TravestyFund folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 4: yfsas showed [Ad Tc] and won (113176) with a pair of Aces

Seat 5: jwvdcw showed [Kc Kh] and lost with a pair of Kings

Seat 6: Exitonly4 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 7: Michnak folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 8: Mr Neverquit folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 9: Flappy08 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

 
but still alive!

PokerStars Game #14734808265: Tournament #74369040, $100+$9 Hold'em No Limit - Level XVII (2500/5000) - 2008/01/22 - 00:31:05 (ET)

Table '74369040 6' 9-max Seat #1 is the button

Seat 1: Tmay420 (165947 in chips)

Seat 2: INW85 (152728 in chips)

Seat 3: TravestyFund (306142 in chips)

Seat 4: yfsas (113176 in chips)

Seat 5: jwvdcw (8852 in chips)

Seat 6: Exitonly4 (115263 in chips)

Seat 7: Michnak (38662 in chips)

Seat 8: Mr Neverquit (46751 in chips)

Seat 9: Flappy08 (106781 in chips)

Tmay420: posts the ante 500

INW85: posts the ante 500

TravestyFund: posts the ante 500

yfsas: posts the ante 500

jwvdcw: posts the ante 500

Exitonly4: posts the ante 500

Michnak: posts the ante 500

Mr Neverquit: posts the ante 500

Flappy08: posts the ante 500

INW85: posts small blind 2500

TravestyFund: posts big blind 5000

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to jwvdcw [3c Kc]

yfsas: raises 10000 to 15000

jwvdcw: calls 8352 and is all-in

Exitonly4: folds

Michnak: folds

Mr Neverquit: folds

Flappy08: folds

Tmay420: calls 15000

INW85: folds

TravestyFund: folds

*** FLOP *** [Tc 7c 6s]

yfsas: checks

Tmay420: checks

*** TURN *** [Tc 7c 6s] [3h]

yfsas: bets 30000

Tmay420: folds

*** RIVER *** [Tc 7c 6s 3h] [3d]

*** SHOW DOWN ***

yfsas: shows [9c 9d] (two pair, Nines and Threes)

yfsas collected 13296 from side pot

jwvdcw: shows [3c Kc] (three of a kind, Threes)

jwvdcw collected 37056 from main pot

jwvdcw said, "icy pots"

*** SUMMARY ***

Total pot 50352 Main pot 37056. Side pot 13296. | Rake 0

Board [Tc 7c 6s 3h 3d]

Seat 1: Tmay420 (button) folded on the Turn

Seat 2: INW85 (small blind) folded before Flop

Seat 3: TravestyFund (big blind) folded before Flop

Seat 4: yfsas showed [9c 9d] and won (13296) with two pair, Nines and Threes

Seat 5: jwvdcw showed [3c Kc] and won (37056) with three of a kind, Threes

Seat 6: Exitonly4 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 7: Michnak folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 8: Mr Neverquit folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 9: Flappy08 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

 
and out

PokerStars Game #14734849769: Tournament #74369040, $100+$9 Hold'em No Limit - Level XVII (2500/5000) - 2008/01/22 - 00:33:36 (ET)

Table '74369040 6' 9-max Seat #4 is the button

Seat 1: Tmay420 (149447 in chips)

Seat 2: INW85 (148728 in chips)

Seat 3: TravestyFund (354893 in chips)

Seat 4: yfsas (102472 in chips)

Seat 5: jwvdcw (31056 in chips)

Seat 6: Exitonly4 (113763 in chips)

Seat 7: Michnak (48662 in chips)

Seat 9: Flappy08 (105281 in chips)

Tmay420: posts the ante 500

INW85: posts the ante 500

TravestyFund: posts the ante 500

yfsas: posts the ante 500

jwvdcw: posts the ante 500

Exitonly4: posts the ante 500

Michnak: posts the ante 500

Flappy08: posts the ante 500

jwvdcw: posts small blind 2500

Exitonly4: posts big blind 5000

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to jwvdcw [2d Td]

Michnak: folds

Flappy08: folds

Tmay420: folds

INW85: folds

TravestyFund: folds

yfsas: folds

jwvdcw: raises 25556 to 30556 and is all-in

Exitonly4: calls 25556

*** FLOP *** [8c Kh Ks]

*** TURN *** [8c Kh Ks] [8h]

*** RIVER *** [8c Kh Ks 8h] [5c]

Tmay420 said, "gg man"

*** SHOW DOWN ***

jwvdcw: shows [2d Td] (two pair, Kings and Eights)

Exitonly4: shows [4h Kd] (a full house, Kings full of Eights)

Exitonly4 said, "gg"

Exitonly4 collected 65112 from pot

*** SUMMARY ***

Total pot 65112 | Rake 0

Board [8c Kh Ks 8h 5c]

Seat 1: Tmay420 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 2: INW85 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 3: TravestyFund folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 4: yfsas (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 5: jwvdcw (small blind) showed [2d Td] and lost with two pair, Kings and Eights

Seat 6: Exitonly4 (big blind) showed [4h Kd] and won (65112) with a full house, Kings full of Eights

Seat 7: Michnak folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 9: Flappy08 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

 
6x bb call with k4 offsuit seems gutsy to me. Maybe I'm too passive though.

congrats on cashing though. At least you squeezed into the top 18 pay level.

 
interesting story I just read on twoplustwo:

We've all had our encounters with the diseased pond scum that wash up on poker tables around the globe, and everyone has a story of that one ####### they couldn't believe didn't burn through the floor of the casino and go straight to hell after behaving the way he did.Here's my story from a few weeks ago at Hustler in L.A. where two men staked claim to the top of my list of gigantic mondo-douchebags. I still wake up from nightmares wondering which one of them was a bigger ######.I am called to the main game of the 25/50, and discover that seat 5 is the open seat. When I walk up to the table, I notice that seat 6, a large white guy in a hockey jersey, has decided to place his chips in the seat 5 area. The Hustler 25 game is played in a 5-chip/10-chip structure, so everyone has about twice as many chips as you'd usually find at a limit holdem table. It's a big game. So seat 6 has his elbows out and in front of him is a nice empty spot of felt for his card protector and the cards that will eventually be dealt to him. To his right lie 3 or 4 racks of chips stacked up and placed horizontally along the rail, so half of their surface area is in my space. I have trouble stacking my chips (I always play without racks on the table) or even squeezing into the space. I assume that now that a new player has come to the table, he will get the idea and move his chips back to where they belong.He doesn't. Two orbits into this mess, I win a decent sized pot and have trouble finding room for my chips. I ask the guy nicely, "Sir would you mind moving your racks so I can stack up my chips?" And he looks at me, looks at his racks, and goes out of his way to demonstrate that he is touching the racks -- moving them exactly one inch to the left towards his space. After nudging them, he glances at me and goes back to minding his own business. A total '**** you' to me for no good reason. So I do my best to stack my chips but my elbow bumps into his racks and I knock a stack over. I give up and decide to leave my chips in a messy pile on the felt hoping he gets the message and decides to be a human being. Instead, he says to me, "Do you keep your house that messy too?"I respond right back, "Do you park your car in your neighbor's yard?"He looks offended and says "I've been here for 4 hours and not one person in your seat has complained. I'm right where I'm supposed to sit, right across from seat 9. Look."I say, "Yeah and look how seat 9 has his chips in front of him. Just like everyone else at this table. You're the only one with your chips in another guy's space."He ignores me and doesn't move his chips. I decide it's not worth making any more of a fuss over, and I'm not nitty enough to call the floorman and make him square things up, so I stack my chips in taller tower form and end up reducing his racks of chips by outplaying him in poker and winning pots. So I'm up about a rack and a half, and his stack is dwindling but he still has a good deal.The guy to his left, seat 7, is not so lucky. He only has a few BBs in front of him, and to my surprise turns out to pull a move that actually has me feeling sympathy for the ##### in seat 6!The two of them get mixed up in a pot, for which I don't recall the preflop or flop action. On the turn, it's heads up, and the board reads (Q84)3 with two clubs. Seat 6 checks, seat 7 bets all in for one big bet. Seat 6 looks like he has a hopeless hand but since it only costs him one more bet to get to showdown, he sighs and tosses his chips into the pot with a call. The dealer puts out the harmless river card (a red 6, so there's no flush and the nuts is basically a set of Queens since 75 or 25 wouldn't really ever be in either hand given their play, etc.).Now the guys just sort of look at each other. Seat 7: "What do you have?"Seat 6: "I called you."Seat 7: "You're first to act."Seat 6: "No, you bet all in, I called. You show first."Seat 7: "That was on the turn. On the river, you're first to act."Seat 6: "I couldn't bet the river! You're all in!"The dealer just sits there dumbfaced throughout all this not prompting any of them. The rest of us are like, uh... wtf is going on, someone show your hand so we can move on. Finally, seat 4 says "OK, dealer I want to see both hands, there. Now they both have to show, so let's go."The dealer asks them to show. They continue to argue. Seat 7 calls the floorman over.The floorman listens to the story and changes his ruling back and forth. First he rules seat 6 should show first since he's in first position. But then he buys the all-in-on-the-turn argument and says seat 7 should show. After much more debate, he finally says seat 6 has to show first. Now me and the rest of the table are just disgusted that these two ****ing babies are eating up 15 minutes of game time over not wanting to show their hands first.Seat 6 gets so annoyed at the floorman's bad (imo, and most other people's) decision and flips his cards up just to move things along. He has 22 and can barely beat the board.Seat 7 sits there and looks at the hand. Then he slowly collects his cards together so the two of them are stuck together like one, and flips them face forward in front of him on the felt. All we see is the top card, which is a Q. Seat 6 goes "What's the other one?" (as if it matters, but it still needs to be shown). Seat 7 becomes a rock and won't move the Q aside to see the bottom card. Eventually the dealer reaches over and slides the Q away to reveal... another Queen.Sickest. Slowroll. Ever. I don't think I've ever seen a floorman get called during a slowroll. It was so gross that I somehow found sympathy for the guy who just an hour ago was gigantic ##### to me.It's amazing both of these men were viable citizens of the United States with apparent autonomy and possibly guardianship over a minor.
 
6x bb call with k4 offsuit seems gutsy to me. Maybe I'm too passive though.congrats on cashing though. At least you squeezed into the top 18 pay level.
It was by far the right play by him imo. He was way ahead of my range and getting significant pot odds being the big blind and having antes in the pot.
 
6x bb call with k4 offsuit seems gutsy to me. Maybe I'm too passive though.

congrats on cashing though. At least you squeezed into the top 18 pay level.
It was by far the right play by him imo. He was way ahead of my range and getting significant pot odds being the big blind and having antes in the pot.
you're probably right. mathematically it may have been the right play to make. If I were to put myself in that position I would have folded, but like I said, I tend to be passive when calling. I do disagree that he was way ahead of your range there though... At that stage in a tournament 30k is still significant, and it's quite a gamble to risk 1/4th of your stack on a VERY mediocre hand.
 
6x bb call with k4 offsuit seems gutsy to me. Maybe I'm too passive though.

congrats on cashing though. At least you squeezed into the top 18 pay level.
It was by far the right play by him imo. He was way ahead of my range and getting significant pot odds being the big blind and having antes in the pot.
you're probably right. mathematically it may have been the right play to make. If I were to put myself in that position I would have folded, but like I said, I tend to be passive when calling. I do disagree that he was way ahead of your range there though... At that stage in a tournament 30k is still significant, and it's quite a gamble to risk 1/4th of your stack on a VERY mediocre hand.
My range was 80% of my hands at least, and for some people it'd be 100%. I don't have the exact numbers in front of me, but off the top of my head I'd think that K4 is in the top 15% of hands...maybe "way ahead" was an exaggeration though, and let me note that I wasn't implying that he'd have me dominated once the cards were flipped over very often. He was getting over 1.5-1 odds on the call too. Gotta gamble sometimes to win big.
 
meh

PokerStars Game #14735965467: Tournament #74499138, $100+$9 Hold'em No Limit - Level XI (500/1000) - 2008/01/22 - 01:55:17 (ET)

Table '74499138 21' 9-max Seat #7 is the button

Seat 1: TheBeat (19219 in chips)

Seat 2: drew5927 (14861 in chips)

Seat 3: NUT_CRAKKER (20053 in chips)

Seat 4: Nocturnick (12100 in chips)

Seat 5: Pappe_Ruk (42367 in chips)

Seat 7: Quasssi (46375 in chips)

Seat 8: jwvdcw (26886 in chips)

Seat 9: kgbseven (25975 in chips)

TheBeat: posts the ante 100

drew5927: posts the ante 100

NUT_CRAKKER: posts the ante 100

Nocturnick: posts the ante 100

Pappe_Ruk: posts the ante 100

Quasssi: posts the ante 100

jwvdcw: posts the ante 100

kgbseven: posts the ante 100

jwvdcw: posts small blind 500

kgbseven: posts big blind 1000

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to jwvdcw [Qh Qc]

Pappe_Ruk said, "that's why i love this game"

TheBeat: folds

drew5927: raises 13761 to 14761 and is all-in

NUT_CRAKKER: folds

Nocturnick: folds

Pappe_Ruk: folds

Quasssi: folds

jwvdcw: raises 12025 to 26786 and is all-in

kgbseven: folds

*** FLOP *** [3c Tc 3h]

*** TURN *** [3c Tc 3h] [Kd]

NUT_CRAKKER said, "T"

*** RIVER *** [3c Tc 3h Kd] [3s]

*** SHOW DOWN ***

jwvdcw: shows [Qh Qc] (a full house, Threes full of Queens)

drew5927: shows [Td Ts] (a full house, Tens full of Threes)

drew5927 collected 31322 from pot

jwvdcw said, "nice cold stove, pal"

*** SUMMARY ***

Total pot 31322 | Rake 0

Board [3c Tc 3h Kd 3s]

Seat 1: TheBeat folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 2: drew5927 showed [Td Ts] and won (31322) with a full house, Tens full of Threes

Seat 3: NUT_CRAKKER folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 4: Nocturnick folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 5: Pappe_Ruk folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 7: Quasssi (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 8: jwvdcw (small blind) showed [Qh Qc] and lost with a full house, Threes full of Queens

Seat 9: kgbseven (big blind) folded before Flop

 
interesting story I just read on twoplustwo:

We've all had our encounters with the diseased pond scum that wash up on poker tables around the globe, and everyone has a story of that one ####### they couldn't believe didn't burn through the floor of the casino and go straight to hell after behaving the way he did.Here's my story from a few weeks ago at Hustler in L.A. where two men staked claim to the top of my list of gigantic mondo-douchebags. I still wake up from nightmares wondering which one of them was a bigger ######.I am called to the main game of the 25/50, and discover that seat 5 is the open seat. When I walk up to the table, I notice that seat 6, a large white guy in a hockey jersey, has decided to place his chips in the seat 5 area. The Hustler 25 game is played in a 5-chip/10-chip structure, so everyone has about twice as many chips as you'd usually find at a limit holdem table. It's a big game. So seat 6 has his elbows out and in front of him is a nice empty spot of felt for his card protector and the cards that will eventually be dealt to him. To his right lie 3 or 4 racks of chips stacked up and placed horizontally along the rail, so half of their surface area is in my space. I have trouble stacking my chips (I always play without racks on the table) or even squeezing into the space. I assume that now that a new player has come to the table, he will get the idea and move his chips back to where they belong.He doesn't. Two orbits into this mess, I win a decent sized pot and have trouble finding room for my chips. I ask the guy nicely, "Sir would you mind moving your racks so I can stack up my chips?" And he looks at me, looks at his racks, and goes out of his way to demonstrate that he is touching the racks -- moving them exactly one inch to the left towards his space. After nudging them, he glances at me and goes back to minding his own business. A total '**** you' to me for no good reason. So I do my best to stack my chips but my elbow bumps into his racks and I knock a stack over. I give up and decide to leave my chips in a messy pile on the felt hoping he gets the message and decides to be a human being. Instead, he says to me, "Do you keep your house that messy too?"I respond right back, "Do you park your car in your neighbor's yard?"He looks offended and says "I've been here for 4 hours and not one person in your seat has complained. I'm right where I'm supposed to sit, right across from seat 9. Look."I say, "Yeah and look how seat 9 has his chips in front of him. Just like everyone else at this table. You're the only one with your chips in another guy's space."He ignores me and doesn't move his chips. I decide it's not worth making any more of a fuss over, and I'm not nitty enough to call the floorman and make him square things up, so I stack my chips in taller tower form and end up reducing his racks of chips by outplaying him in poker and winning pots. So I'm up about a rack and a half, and his stack is dwindling but he still has a good deal.The guy to his left, seat 7, is not so lucky. He only has a few BBs in front of him, and to my surprise turns out to pull a move that actually has me feeling sympathy for the ##### in seat 6!The two of them get mixed up in a pot, for which I don't recall the preflop or flop action. On the turn, it's heads up, and the board reads (Q84)3 with two clubs. Seat 6 checks, seat 7 bets all in for one big bet. Seat 6 looks like he has a hopeless hand but since it only costs him one more bet to get to showdown, he sighs and tosses his chips into the pot with a call. The dealer puts out the harmless river card (a red 6, so there's no flush and the nuts is basically a set of Queens since 75 or 25 wouldn't really ever be in either hand given their play, etc.).Now the guys just sort of look at each other. Seat 7: "What do you have?"Seat 6: "I called you."Seat 7: "You're first to act."Seat 6: "No, you bet all in, I called. You show first."Seat 7: "That was on the turn. On the river, you're first to act."Seat 6: "I couldn't bet the river! You're all in!"The dealer just sits there dumbfaced throughout all this not prompting any of them. The rest of us are like, uh... wtf is going on, someone show your hand so we can move on. Finally, seat 4 says "OK, dealer I want to see both hands, there. Now they both have to show, so let's go."The dealer asks them to show. They continue to argue. Seat 7 calls the floorman over.The floorman listens to the story and changes his ruling back and forth. First he rules seat 6 should show first since he's in first position. But then he buys the all-in-on-the-turn argument and says seat 7 should show. After much more debate, he finally says seat 6 has to show first. Now me and the rest of the table are just disgusted that these two ****ing babies are eating up 15 minutes of game time over not wanting to show their hands first.Seat 6 gets so annoyed at the floorman's bad (imo, and most other people's) decision and flips his cards up just to move things along. He has 22 and can barely beat the board.Seat 7 sits there and looks at the hand. Then he slowly collects his cards together so the two of them are stuck together like one, and flips them face forward in front of him on the felt. All we see is the top card, which is a Q. Seat 6 goes "What's the other one?" (as if it matters, but it still needs to be shown). Seat 7 becomes a rock and won't move the Q aside to see the bottom card. Eventually the dealer reaches over and slides the Q away to reveal... another Queen.Sickest. Slowroll. Ever. I don't think I've ever seen a floorman get called during a slowroll. It was so gross that I somehow found sympathy for the guy who just an hour ago was gigantic ##### to me.It's amazing both of these men were viable citizens of the United States with apparent autonomy and possibly guardianship over a minor.
I read this by private joker last week. I had tears streaming down my face, laughing so hard. Just goes to show that poker players are some of the worst that humanity has. :lol:
 
interesting story I just read on twoplustwo:

We've all had our encounters with the diseased pond scum that wash up on poker tables around the globe, and everyone has a story of that one ####### they couldn't believe didn't burn through the floor of the casino and go straight to hell after behaving the way he did.Here's my story from a few weeks ago at Hustler in L.A. where two men staked claim to the top of my list of gigantic mondo-douchebags. I still wake up from nightmares wondering which one of them was a bigger ######.I am called to the main game of the 25/50, and discover that seat 5 is the open seat. When I walk up to the table, I notice that seat 6, a large white guy in a hockey jersey, has decided to place his chips in the seat 5 area. The Hustler 25 game is played in a 5-chip/10-chip structure, so everyone has about twice as many chips as you'd usually find at a limit holdem table. It's a big game. So seat 6 has his elbows out and in front of him is a nice empty spot of felt for his card protector and the cards that will eventually be dealt to him. To his right lie 3 or 4 racks of chips stacked up and placed horizontally along the rail, so half of their surface area is in my space. I have trouble stacking my chips (I always play without racks on the table) or even squeezing into the space. I assume that now that a new player has come to the table, he will get the idea and move his chips back to where they belong.He doesn't. Two orbits into this mess, I win a decent sized pot and have trouble finding room for my chips. I ask the guy nicely, "Sir would you mind moving your racks so I can stack up my chips?" And he looks at me, looks at his racks, and goes out of his way to demonstrate that he is touching the racks -- moving them exactly one inch to the left towards his space. After nudging them, he glances at me and goes back to minding his own business. A total '**** you' to me for no good reason. So I do my best to stack my chips but my elbow bumps into his racks and I knock a stack over. I give up and decide to leave my chips in a messy pile on the felt hoping he gets the message and decides to be a human being. Instead, he says to me, "Do you keep your house that messy too?"I respond right back, "Do you park your car in your neighbor's yard?"He looks offended and says "I've been here for 4 hours and not one person in your seat has complained. I'm right where I'm supposed to sit, right across from seat 9. Look."I say, "Yeah and look how seat 9 has his chips in front of him. Just like everyone else at this table. You're the only one with your chips in another guy's space."He ignores me and doesn't move his chips. I decide it's not worth making any more of a fuss over, and I'm not nitty enough to call the floorman and make him square things up, so I stack my chips in taller tower form and end up reducing his racks of chips by outplaying him in poker and winning pots. So I'm up about a rack and a half, and his stack is dwindling but he still has a good deal.The guy to his left, seat 7, is not so lucky. He only has a few BBs in front of him, and to my surprise turns out to pull a move that actually has me feeling sympathy for the ##### in seat 6!The two of them get mixed up in a pot, for which I don't recall the preflop or flop action. On the turn, it's heads up, and the board reads (Q84)3 with two clubs. Seat 6 checks, seat 7 bets all in for one big bet. Seat 6 looks like he has a hopeless hand but since it only costs him one more bet to get to showdown, he sighs and tosses his chips into the pot with a call. The dealer puts out the harmless river card (a red 6, so there's no flush and the nuts is basically a set of Queens since 75 or 25 wouldn't really ever be in either hand given their play, etc.).Now the guys just sort of look at each other. Seat 7: "What do you have?"Seat 6: "I called you."Seat 7: "You're first to act."Seat 6: "No, you bet all in, I called. You show first."Seat 7: "That was on the turn. On the river, you're first to act."Seat 6: "I couldn't bet the river! You're all in!"The dealer just sits there dumbfaced throughout all this not prompting any of them. The rest of us are like, uh... wtf is going on, someone show your hand so we can move on. Finally, seat 4 says "OK, dealer I want to see both hands, there. Now they both have to show, so let's go."The dealer asks them to show. They continue to argue. Seat 7 calls the floorman over.The floorman listens to the story and changes his ruling back and forth. First he rules seat 6 should show first since he's in first position. But then he buys the all-in-on-the-turn argument and says seat 7 should show. After much more debate, he finally says seat 6 has to show first. Now me and the rest of the table are just disgusted that these two ****ing babies are eating up 15 minutes of game time over not wanting to show their hands first.Seat 6 gets so annoyed at the floorman's bad (imo, and most other people's) decision and flips his cards up just to move things along. He has 22 and can barely beat the board.Seat 7 sits there and looks at the hand. Then he slowly collects his cards together so the two of them are stuck together like one, and flips them face forward in front of him on the felt. All we see is the top card, which is a Q. Seat 6 goes "What's the other one?" (as if it matters, but it still needs to be shown). Seat 7 becomes a rock and won't move the Q aside to see the bottom card. Eventually the dealer reaches over and slides the Q away to reveal... another Queen.Sickest. Slowroll. Ever. I don't think I've ever seen a floorman get called during a slowroll. It was so gross that I somehow found sympathy for the guy who just an hour ago was gigantic ##### to me.It's amazing both of these men were viable citizens of the United States with apparent autonomy and possibly guardianship over a minor.
:yes: ;) :lmao: i fully expected to read that seat 6 punched seat 7 in the face at the end of this.
 
Went to the Wynn last night for some $5/10 and had a good $900+ session, but no big hands to report....felt really comfortable and in control though. First moving up its a bit tough to fully utilize all your plays(mostly played really tight), but now I see myself making more and more moves and being more aggressive in the right spots. Feels good and I feel on top of my game

Probably going to go back tonight. I want to get a lot of hours for their free Wynn Classic tourney seat drawing, and I'll probably put in 12 hour days there on the days of the drawing to have a chance at them all.

Venetian Deepstack tourney is coming up too and I'll probably play in a few of those events.

 
I'm assuming you're David Zeitlin? If so, much congrats on winning that fine Tag Heuer watch man!
yup, that's me.I don't really get the whole concept of "baller watch" or even plain old "watch" in the cell phone age, so my dad's getting the Tag. Someone told me it's worth like $1,600??? jeez.anyway, thanks bro! good January for both of us, eh?
 
Played another $5/10 session at the Wynn tonight. Was eeking out a small win for the first few hours, but nothing big happened at all. Then had an extremely LAG player sit to my left, maniac almost. Was open raising to $70, twice when I made a small preflop raise he came over the top, etc. To give you an example of his play. Overly passive small stack(maybe $1000 or so) guy limps UTG, everyone else folds to this guy in the SB, he raises to $70, BB folds, UTG calls. Flop comes 466 rainbow, check-check. Turn is an ace. He bets out $100, UTG calls. River is a queen, he bets $400, UTG calls. He shows 56os to take the pot. UTG btw showed AK, which I thought was absolutely horribly played preflop(gotta re raise there) but I probably would've called him down postflop too.

Hand of the Day #1

Two limpers to me, I call with QTs, LAG raises to $70, blinds fold, both limpers call, I figure I'm priced in and call. First limper has a little less than $500 at the start of this hand, while the rest of us easily have him covered and our stacksizes are rather insignificant. No real reads on the first limper yet....he bought in for a small amount and has been really quiet so far. Flop comes Q64 rainbow. Checked to me, I check to see what LAG does(and to see how the limpers react to what he does). Surprisingly he checks. Turn is a 9 of diamonds, putting two diamonds on the board. First limper bets $180, second limper folds. Interesting spot here. Decent pot odds. I think for a while and call. LAG behind me calls as well, which really really surprises me.

River is a jack of diamonds, completing the flush draw and the gutshot straight draw. First limper goes all in for $200. Your move.

What I did

I folded. LAG folded. He didn't show.

What I think I should've done

The only reason I think this is a tough question is because I'm getting such great pot odds on my call here. However, I really really don't like the LAG being behind me still to act. His call on the turn threw me for a loop. Moreover, for the first limper to fire out his last $200 into such a big pot on the river against two deepstacked players......can that really be a bluff there? Would he really overvalue middle pair on the turn? I think it was the right fold.....maybe even should've folded the turn to be honest. Interested in hearing opinions here.

Hand of the Day #2

A seat directly to the left of the LAG maniac opened up, and I quickly took advantage and switched seats to get position on him. I'm in SB with about $5500 or so. LAG from above is on button and has me covered. UTG straddles, folded to LAG, he raises to $80, I reraise to $240 with AA, everyone else folds, LAG calls.

Flop comes JT6 all spades. I do not have a spade. I bet $340. He calls.

Turn is another jack, obviously non spade. I check, he bets $500. I call.

River is a 4 non spade. I check, he bets $1500. Your move.

What I did

In a very rare move for me, I insta called. He asked me if I had aces. I said 'yes.' He mucked. He told me that he was ahead on the flop and I sucked out on the turn(T6 I guess then????) but obviously I have no clue if that was true or not. Later on in the night in another hand, he made gave me a slight insult when he missed his flush draw saying "If I would've hit, you would've paid me off for $2000-$3000 for sure though", which I just laughed off, but a few seconds after he said it I took the chips I had won from him(they were all hundreds and one $1000 chip and I hadn't had any $100 chips in my stack before that so it was clear) and pretended to count them out even though I knew perfectly how many I had there.....I don't even think he picked up on me doing it as it was subtle, but I thought it was an appropriate response to his subtle jab at me.

What I think I should've done

On the river there was $2100 or so in the pot already, so I was getting well over 2-1 on the call. There were plenty of missed draws out there. And on the flop I think he had to know that top pair wasn't good, so I think he was more likely to be calling with a draw of some sort. I can't really see an argument for folding.

I think an interesting question would be how to play it if the 4 on the river was a spade. I'm thinking betting out small($500 or so) might be optimal as I may still have to call if I check and he bets again, and he obviously has to respect the fact that I could have the ace of spades. But then again, maybe check/calling is optimal because he'd be more likely to bet on a bluff and just check a marginal spade. Hmmmmm....

Hand of the Day #3

This had is one of those that has multiple points in which I could stop and ask the audience what they think I should do, so I'll just tell the entire hand but feel free to critsize/comment on any decision.

BB in this hand seems like a decent player, although maybe a bit too loose and willing to gamble. He has around $4000, I have around $8000, LAG player from above has a bit less than me I think. Folded to LAG in cutoff and he raises to $40. I call on button with QK. BB calls.

Flop comes QQ6 with two diamonds. Checked to me. I check.

Turn is a jack of hearts, now putting two hearts and two diamonds out there. BB checks, cutoff bets $80, I flat call, BB raises to $280, cutoff calls. In perhaps my most passive move of the night, I just flat call.

River is a low diamond. Checked to me. I check and show. They both muck.

What I think I should've done

Too many draws on the turn. I'm only behind JQ, JJ, AQ(was pretty scared of BB having this though to be honest), 66, and Q6(don't rule out cutoff raising with this hand either). I think I should've raised about $450 on top there. I probably would've called a bet even bigger than that on the river, so its best to just find out where I'm at now. I dunno, maybe I was just in the "get position on the maniac and let him bluff off his chips" mode, but yeah I do think this was a mistake.

After the hand I asked both of them if they would've called a bet on the river and both said 'no.' I think I have to believe them, and I'm only getting called there if I'm beat(maybe a Q with a worse kicker but thats a stretch even). So I think the river check is ok.

I lost $400 in a fairly uneventful pot later in the night when I had QQ and I'm pretty sure my opponent hit his set and I folded the river. Otherwise, a great session though mostly due to that one big hand. Ended up winning $2600+ on the night.

 
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Played another $5/10 session at the Wynn tonight. Was eeking out a small win for the first few hours, but nothing big happened at all. Then had an extremely LAG player sit to my left, maniac almost. Was open raising to $70, twice when I made a small preflop raise he came over the top, etc. To give you an example of his play. Overly passive small stack(maybe $1000 or so) guy limps UTG, everyone else folds to this guy in the SB, he raises to $70, BB folds, UTG calls. Flop comes 466 rainbow, check-check. Turn is an ace. He bets out $100, UTG calls. River is a queen, he bets $400, UTG calls. He shows 56os to take the pot. UTG btw showed AK, which I thought was absolutely horribly played preflop(gotta re raise there) but I probably would've called him down postflop too.
Do you really have to reraise your AK preflop? It seems perfectly reasonable to wait, see a flop, and hope he's playing ace rag or king queen. But you're ahead of his range right now so it might make more sense to reraise. I just don't know how good I feel about getting committed against a loose player by limp reraising with AK. I definitely agree with him calling the guy down postflop, even though it cost him.
Hand of the Day #1

Two limpers to me, I call with QTs, LAG raises to $70, blinds fold, both limpers call, I figure I'm priced in and call. First limper has a little less than $500 at the start of this hand, while the rest of us easily have him covered and our stacksizes are rather insignificant. No real reads on the first limper yet....he bought in for a small amount and has been really quiet so far. Flop comes Q64 rainbow. Checked to me, I check to see what LAG does(and to see how the limpers react to what he does). Surprisingly he checks. Turn is a 9 of diamonds, putting two diamonds on the board. First limper bets $180, second limper folds. Interesting spot here. Decent pot odds. I think for a while and call. LAG behind me calls as well, which really really surprises me.

River is a jack of diamonds, completing the flush draw and the gutshot straight draw. First limper goes all in for $200. Your move.

What I did

I folded. LAG folded. He didn't show.

What I think I should've done

The only reason I think this is a tough question is because I'm getting such great pot odds on my call here. However, I really really don't like the LAG being behind me still to act. His call on the turn threw me for a loop. Moreover, for the first limper to fire out his last $200 into such a big pot on the river against two deepstacked players......can that really be a bluff there? Would he really overvalue middle pair on the turn? I think it was the right fold.....maybe even should've folded the turn to be honest. Interested in hearing opinions here.
When you saw that the guy was short stacked, your choices were to minraise the turn or check/fold. Calling the turn and folding the river seems like a bad play to me. If you were going to call for 180 and fold for 200, you shouldn't have put the 180 in. Folding to the non-LAG's turn bet seems like the best answer, because he checked the flop (just like you did), then bet the turn when LAG surprisingly checked (just like you would have). That suggests that he either had something on the flop, and was waiting to see what happened, or hit something on the turn. It's possible he had a draw, had a queen, too, or had something much stronger, especially if he's been quiet until now. It's doubtful that he's pure bluffing here. Smooth calling the 180 might have seemed reasonable, but would you have called the river if he'd shoved on a blank? You're in the same kind of dark tunnel, just not as worried about a flush. You're still committing as many dollars to the pot, and you're not drawing to anything but a ten that could make a straight or flush draw, so you should raise if you're going to call. A minraise would cost you about 400 into a 400 pot, but the question is, are you going to win this pot one third of the time if you raise him? If he calls, will you win two out of five times? It's reasonably close, but I think the answer to both questions is no, because he's a tight, pot committed player with a short stack. And with the LAG behind you, you have another headache. So I think you should have let this go.
Hand of the Day #2

A seat directly to the left of the LAG maniac opened up, and I quickly took advantage and switched seats to get position on him. I'm in SB with about $5500 or so. LAG from above is on button and has me covered. UTG straddles, folded to LAG, he raises to $80, I reraise to $240, everyone else folds, LAG calls.

Flop comes JT6 all spades. I do not have a spade. I bet $340. He calls.

Turn is another jack, obviously non spade. I check, he bets $500. I call.

River is a 4 non spade. I check, he bets $1500. Your move.

What I did

In a very rare move for me, I insta called. He asked me if I had aces. I said 'yes.' He mucked. He told me that he was ahead on the flop and I sucked out on the turn(T6 I guess then????) but obviously I have no clue if that was true or not. Later on in the night in another hand, he made gave me a slight insult when he missed his flush draw saying "If I would've hit, you would've paid me off for $2000-$3000 for sure though", which I just laughed off, but a few seconds after he said it I took the chips I had won from him(they were all hundreds and one $1000 chip and I hadn't had any $100 chips in my stack before that so it was clear) and pretended to count them out even though I knew perfectly how many I had there.....I don't even think he picked up on me doing it as it was subtle, but I thought it was an appropriate response to his subtle jab at me.

What I think I should've done

On the river there was $2100 or so in the pot already, so I was getting well over 2-1 on the call. There were plenty of missed draws out there. And on the flop I think he had to know that top pair wasn't good, so I think he was more likely to be calling with a draw of some sort. I can't really see an argument for folding.

I think an interesting question would be how to play it if the 4 on the river was a spade. I'm thinking betting out small($500 or so) might be optimal as I may still have to call if I check and he bets again, and he obviously has to respect the fact that I could have the ace of spades. But then again, maybe check/calling is optimal because he'd be more likely to bet on a bluff and just check a marginal spade. Hmmmmm....
I can understand that you were pretty confident he didn't have JT or J anything, but you basically called 2000 into an 1100 pot because you were pretty sure he was bluffing. That seems a little loose to me. The preflop pot was under 500, which is less than 1/11th of your stack. That's about exactly the wrong ratio, according to Professional NLHE. If you reraised him to 320 preflop instead of 240, your SPR would have been closer to 9, which is a much more managable number against a LAG. But as it turns out, I think you were lucky he lost his mind on this hand.
Hand of the Day #3

This had is one of those that has multiple points in which I could stop and ask the audience what they think I should do, so I'll just tell the entire hand but feel free to critsize/comment on any decision.

BB in this hand seems like a decent player, although maybe a bit too loose and willing to gamble. He has around $4000, I have around $8000, LAG player from above has a bit less than me I think. Folded to LAG in cutoff and he raises to $40. I call on button with QK. BB calls.

Flop comes QQ6 with two diamonds. Checked to me. I check.

Turn is a jack of hearts, now putting two hearts and two diamonds out there. BB checks, cutoff bets $80, I flat call, BB raises to $280, cutoff calls. In perhaps my most passive move of the night, I just flat call.

River is a low diamond. Checked to me. I check and show. They both muck.

What I think I should've done

Too many draws on the turn. I'm only behind JQ, JJ, AQ(was pretty scared of BB having this though to be honest), 66, and Q6(don't rule out cutoff raising with this hand either). I think I should've raised about $450 on top there. I probably would've called a bet even bigger than that on the river, so its best to just find out where I'm at now. I dunno, maybe I was just in the "get position on the maniac and let him bluff off his chips" mode, but yeah I do think this was a mistake.

After the hand I asked both of them if they would've called a bet on the river and both said 'no.' I think I have to believe them, and I'm only getting called there if I'm beat(maybe a Q with a worse kicker but thats a stretch even). So I think the river check is ok.

I lost $400 in a fairly uneventful pot later in the night when I had QQ and I'm pretty sure my opponent hit his set and I folded the river. Otherwise, a great session though mostly due to that one big hand. Ended up winning $2600+ on the night.
I agree that you needed to raise the turn here. Overall, I'm glad you had great results this session, but I'm not sure that this was a great session.

 
Do you really have to reraise your AK preflop? It seems perfectly reasonable to wait, see a flop, and hope he's playing ace rag or king queen. But you're ahead of his range right now so it might make more sense to reraise. I just don't know how good I feel about getting committed against a loose player by limp reraising with AK. I definitely agree with him calling the guy down postflop, even though it cost him.
The problem with this line of thought is that you're more likely to miss the flop than hit it(especially if he has an ace in his hand too), and you can be 99% sure that hes betting out on the flop unless he crushes it(I was instantly curious/suspicious when he checked myself). So what then? Most likely you're gonna fold. If you limp there and he reraises, then I think that you pretty much just shove as any huge raise is gonna commit you anyway. Also realize that you're probably a much better postflop player than this guy, and I would think that he knows this in the back of his mind(although its obviously very possible for people to be dellusional about their skills at a poker table). I would much rather slowplay a huge hand like AA/KK in position against this guy than a weak hand(in fact if I had position against him and had a smaller stack I may had smooth called preflop with my AA in the next hand, but that obviously wasn't the case).
When you saw that the guy was short stacked, your choices were to minraise the turn or check/fold. Calling the turn and folding the river seems like a bad play to me. If you were going to call for 180 and fold for 200, you shouldn't have put the 180 in. Folding to the non-LAG's turn bet seems like the best answer, because he checked the flop (just like you did), then bet the turn when LAG surprisingly checked (just like you would have). That suggests that he either had something on the flop, and was waiting to see what happened, or hit something on the turn. It's possible he had a draw, had a queen, too, or had something much stronger, especially if he's been quiet until now. It's doubtful that he's pure bluffing here. Smooth calling the 180 might have seemed reasonable, but would you have called the river if he'd shoved on a blank? You're in the same kind of dark tunnel, just not as worried about a flush. You're still committing as many dollars to the pot, and you're not drawing to anything but a ten that could make a straight or flush draw, so you should raise if you're going to call. A minraise would cost you about 400 into a 400 pot, but the question is, are you going to win this pot one third of the time if you raise him? If he calls, will you win two out of five times? It's reasonably close, but I think the answer to both questions is no, because he's a tight, pot committed player with a short stack. And with the LAG behind you, you have another headache. So I think you should have let this go.
I think I agree with you partially. I agree that folding the turn was probably the best play. However if I decide to play it I like my line better than min. raising. I think it gives me a better opportunity to wait and re-evaluate on the river and make good use of my position on him. The fact that he bet his last $200 into a $800+ pot with 2 opponents left to act behind him told me the info I need to know and saved me that $200.I realize that this is a dangerous way to think about things, but when a person buys in for that short I really don't think hes a very good player. This is obviously much different than online where you'll find some really tough shortstackers at the high stakes. I think that if you're bothering to go play live and you're a good player then you're going to buy in for a decent amount. So I wasn't positive that he didn't just hit middle pair on the turn and bet it out.....I saw this type of play a lot from bad players from my time at $1/2 in the past few months. I dunno....I'm still kinda up in the air, but I'm leaning towards you being right about folding the turn as my hand simply isn't that strong in a 4 way pot. And yes the LAG behind me does give me yet another reason to fold the turn.
I can understand that you were pretty confident he didn't have JT or J anything, but you basically called 2000 into an 1100 pot because you were pretty sure he was bluffing. That seems a little loose to me. The preflop pot was under 500, which is less than 1/11th of your stack. That's about exactly the wrong ratio, according to Professional NLHE. If you reraised him to 320 preflop instead of 240, your SPR would have been closer to 9, which is a much more managable number against a LAG. But as it turns out, I think you were lucky he lost his mind on this hand.
I really need to read Pro NLHE because I keep seeing people reference these types of things and I have no clue what they're talking about(I probably do apply the concepts somewhat on my own naturally at times but I don't know how to express them at least). I've never paid for a poker book though, as I get all of them from the Full Tilt or PokerStars stores and I havn't seen this one available yet. So perhaps explain to me the concept of SPR and what you're getting at.My goal with the preflop raise was to get it down to me and him in a situation where I obviously have the best preflop hand. I did not want him to fold. And I'm not surprised at all that the hand took the line of bet, check/call, check/call....in fact thats probably what I most envisioned happening even before the scary board appeared.I'm not sure what you mean when you say that I basically called 2000 into an 1100 pot. Yes it was 1100 on the turn when I stopped betting out, but why do you not factor in his chips into my decision? I'm winning those chips too, no? In my view, I called 2000 more in order to win 3100 meaning that I'd only have to be about 40% sure that he was bluffing to make it profitable, and imo that was not even close(as I said I insta called). I think it was more like 70% that he was bluffing to be honest.
Overall, I'm glad you had great results this session, but I'm not sure that this was a great session.
Thanks for the thoughts....always appriciated, and I agree that there was room for improvement here.
 
Another post I need to reply to when I get home.

But bf is off base regarding the AK preflop, imo. You're OOP w/ a hand that, if you hit, which will be 1/3 of the time, you're not likely to get paid off, simply due to the fact that if he has a real hand (TT-KK) and an Ace flops, is he gonna go nuts?

In positon, I don't mind calling the raise, but being OOP w/ AK, I am MUCH more likely to try and put the last raise in.

Not sure if I explained it well, but basically in position, calling is ok as you can use your position as a weapon. OOP, though, you're likely to miss the flop and if you do hit it, you can't expect to get paid.

Will give my thoughts later on the rest of it.

 
I'm not sure what you mean when you say that I basically called 2000 into an 1100 pot. Yes it was 1100 on the turn when I stopped betting out, but why do you not factor in his chips into my decision? I'm winning those chips too, no? In my view, I called 2000 more in order to win 3100 meaning that I'd only have to be about 40% sure that he was bluffing to make it profitable, and imo that was not even close(as I said I insta called). I think it was more like 70% that he was bluffing to be honest.
This is the part that scares me. Yes, I understand that we have to count his chips in the pot when considering pot odds. But what I'm saying is, when people make 1500 bets in live 5/10, even if they're LAG, there's a better chance they've got something than at 1/2 or 2/5. When he called the preflop raise, called the flop, and bet the turn, the odds of him having something were much higher than 30%. I don't know if they were much higher than 60%, but it's dangerous to put someone on a >50% chance of bluffing. You had a great read on this guy, and I'm not saying you should have just laid it down, but this is a really tough spot.
My goal with the preflop raise was to get it down to me and him in a situation where I obviously have the best preflop hand. I did not want him to fold. And I'm not surprised at all that the hand took the line of bet, check/call, check/call....in fact thats probably what I most envisioned happening even before the scary board appeared.
I agree that this line was fairly likely, since you were trying to exercise pot control. The thing is, following this line, he stacks you when he has it, and you only stack him when he catches something second best. Since you can't assume that he will always bluff like this, you are left with the unfortunate reality that you're going to lose a lot of money with this line, or at least you're not maximizing. Think of it this way - his odds of beating you with any two cards on the flop or postflop are about 6:1. Preflop, he had over 30:1 implied odds to call your raise. It cost him 160 preflop into a 320 pot to call your raise. You gave him plenty of reason to call, since you've pretty much shown that you would check/call HIM no matter how scary the board. Postflop, you gave him about 13:1 on his call. If he caught any piece of the flop, he'd have at least a 10% chance of beating you on the turn, or 8:1, on a subsequent street. Again, you showed that you'd call him all the way down, so he had plenty of reason to call if he caught any piece of the flop. On the turn, when you went into check/call mode, you gave him a free card to catch on you. You've shown that you would call another 2000. If he catches, or checks behind and catches on the river, you're getting stacked.Now, maybe he didn't catch this time. But you gave him odds to stack you the whole way. Which means that, for your line to be profitable, you need him to bluff often enough to make up for those odds. And that's where SPR kicks in.
I can understand that you were pretty confident he didn't have JT or J anything, but you basically called 2000 into an 1100 pot because you were pretty sure he was bluffing. That seems a little loose to me. The preflop pot was under 500, which is less than 1/11th of your stack. That's about exactly the wrong ratio, according to Professional NLHE. If you reraised him to 320 preflop instead of 240, your SPR would have been closer to 9, which is a much more managable number against a LAG. But as it turns out, I think you were lucky he lost his mind on this hand.
I really need to read Pro NLHE because I keep seeing people reference these types of things and I have no clue what they're talking about(I probably do apply the concepts somewhat on my own naturally at times but I don't know how to express them at least). I've never paid for a poker book though, as I get all of them from the Full Tilt or PokerStars stores and I havn't seen this one available yet. So perhaps explain to me the concept of SPR and what you're getting at.
Well, one idea of SPR is that it's going to give you an idea on how to size the preflop raise that would make this a more profitable hand. SPR stands for stack to pot ratio. The stack is the remainder of your stack when the preflop betting is done. The pot is the final preflop pot. In this case, your stack was roughly 5500-240 = 5260, and the preflop pot was 480. So your SPR was roughly (5260/480), or 11. The authors of the book posit that this is almost the worst possible SPR for a big pocket pair like aces. The number they specifically tell you to avoid is 13 - which is the sum of a pot sized bet on the flop (one times the preflop pot, or 480), plus a pot sized bet on the turn (three times the preflop bet, or 1440), plus a pot sized bet on the river (nine times the preflop bet, or 4320). 1+3+9 = 13, or three straight pot sized bets. The reason you should avoid this SPR is that the odds of someone making three straight pot sized bluffs are rarely good enough to justify three straight calls if you flop the most likely hand aces will make - an overpair to the board. But with a SPR of, say, four, you could call (or make) two pot sized bets, which gives you a much better chance of winning the hand with one pair of aces if your opponent is strong enough to bet/call. (FWIW, 13 is a much better SPR for a hand like a medium pocket pair, where you'll get away from them if you don't flop your set, but be willing to go all the way if you do hit your set. Then you would WANT three pot sized bets.) In any event, the idea of SPR is that your preflop raise decides a huge amount of the rest of the hand. When you raised to 240, you set the final preflop pot at 480. That was your decision. If you had raised to 685, the preflop pot would have been 1370, and you would have had the perfect preflop pot size for that 4:1 ratio. I think we can both agree that raising his bet of 80 to 685 would have been slightly inappropriate. So in this case, it would have been impossible to get that ideal ratio. But is 4:1 really the ideal ratio in this situation? If you made or called two pot sized bets against a LAG like this, you're going to be in pretty good shape. You could probably even bet/call more than that. You naturally seem to have decided that you were willing to call off about 2400 on an initial preflop pot of 480, or roughly 5:1, and feel like you were still likely to be ahead. So by feel, you'd have been comfortable with a SPR of 5. But your SPR was closer to 10. What if he'd made it 1000 on the turn, and 3500 on the river? At that point, you'd have had a much less comfortable time calling, right? It'd be entirely possible you made it cheap enough for him to catch, and it'd be a lot less likely he'd bluff that big unless he actually had something. One big idea of SPR, then, is to get a feel for how much you'd be willing to call off against a LAG when you have various types of hands. You want to determine a target SPR for specific kinds of hands. For AA, that would generally be about 4, but you can raise that up to about 7 or 8 if you're talking about a LAG like this. Then you want to size your preflop bet to ensure that you get that target SPR. The way the hand plays out, you raised to 240 preflop. He called. The final preflop pot was 480. The flop was terrible for your hand. You led out for a 2/3 pot sized bet of 320. He called. The pot is now 1120. The turn is another jack. You check, he bets about 500, or 1/2 the pot. You call. The river is a blank, and you check again. He now bets 1500, or roughly the size of the pot. You call. Now let's replay your hand, except this time you make the preflop raise to 320 instead of 240, and assume he calls. The final preflop pot is now 640 instead of 480. On the flop, your bet of 320 is no longer a 2/3 pot sized bet. You need to make it 420 instead. He calls, and now the pot is 1480, instead of 960. On the turn, you check, and he decides to fire off a half pot sized bet. Only this time, instead of 500, he bets 750. You call, and the pot is now 3000. On the river, he bets the pot once again, but instead of 1500, betting the pot is now 3000, putting you all in. You've called the same multiples of the preflop pot, made more money, and been just as confident as you were before. But this time, you're getting a chance to play for your whole stack, and you're getting good enough odds to call him down if he does decide to play for your whole stack. You've effectively denied him the opportunity to get you to make a mistake for your whole stack, because even if he cracks your aces, in the long run, you'll win more than enough to make up for it. You might disagree with this application of SPR, and that's fine. It's an interesting hand for discussion. But the SPR concept is a really valuable one, and the basic premise is that your preflop raise should have been targetted to create a final preflop pot that was profitable for you to play for your whole stack.
 
Another post I need to reply to when I get home.But bf is off base regarding the AK preflop, imo. You're OOP w/ a hand that, if you hit, which will be 1/3 of the time, you're not likely to get paid off, simply due to the fact that if he has a real hand (TT-KK) and an Ace flops, is he gonna go nuts?In positon, I don't mind calling the raise, but being OOP w/ AK, I am MUCH more likely to try and put the last raise in.Not sure if I explained it well, but basically in position, calling is ok as you can use your position as a weapon. OOP, though, you're likely to miss the flop and if you do hit it, you can't expect to get paid.Will give my thoughts later on the rest of it.
Nah, he was in position with the AK. He was in EP and the LAG was in the SB.
 
Another post I need to reply to when I get home.But bf is off base regarding the AK preflop, imo. You're OOP w/ a hand that, if you hit, which will be 1/3 of the time, you're not likely to get paid off, simply due to the fact that if he has a real hand (TT-KK) and an Ace flops, is he gonna go nuts?In positon, I don't mind calling the raise, but being OOP w/ AK, I am MUCH more likely to try and put the last raise in.Not sure if I explained it well, but basically in position, calling is ok as you can use your position as a weapon. OOP, though, you're likely to miss the flop and if you do hit it, you can't expect to get paid.Will give my thoughts later on the rest of it.
Nah, he was in position with the AK. He was in EP and the LAG was in the SB.
Ah then my bad... I had them reversed.
 
Thanks for taking the time to respond....I had to use so many quote brackets that I can't fit it all in one post, so the next 2 posts are my replies:

But what I'm saying is, when people make 1500 bets in live 5/10, even if they're LAG, there's a better chance they've got something than at 1/2 or 2/5.
I agree with your generalization, but I believe that since I have a read on the opponent before the hand started that its better to use our read instead of a generalization about all 5/10 players.
When he called the preflop raise, called the flop, and bet the turn, the odds of him having something were much higher than 30%. I don't know if they were much higher than 60%, but it's dangerous to put someone on a >50% chance of bluffing.
This appears to be at the center of our argument. I disagree with you here obviously as evidenced by my 70% bluffing percentage I said and by my insta call. I'm a bit uncertain about your reasoning here....you state these percentages having only heard second hand evidence of the hand and the reads on the opponent. I'm not saying you're wrong, but I definitely think you need to put forth more of an argument other than "usually 5/10 players won't bluff that much money."
You had a great read on this guy, and I'm not saying you should have just laid it down, but this is a really tough spot.
My read really wasn't anything spectcular. I mean he came in to the game, raised at least 60% of the hands to 7x the BB, reraised liberally as well, and followed it up with big bets postflop. The only person that had called him down previously was that AK/56 hand so he probably felt pretty comfortable running over the table. Moreover, I think its important to note that the only time he checked in a heads up pot after raising preflop was that hand where he flopped a monster.Perhaps it was a tougher spot than I'm giving it credit for, and perhaps I should've thought about it longer. But I honestly don't think I've ever called a big bet that quickly without the nuts(or very very close to it) in all of the hands of poker I've ever played.
I agree that this line was fairly likely, since you were trying to exercise pot control.
Pot control wasn't a huge issue for me. I'm bankrolled for $5/10 now and if I had lost my stack I'd be ok financially. I was simply trying to get the pot heads up without giving away my hand(a cardinal sin in deepstacked poker).
The thing is, following this line, he stacks you when he has it, and you only stack him when he catches something second best.
Why does he stack me if he has it? I feel that if he had flopped 2 pair and turned a full house then the hand probably would've played the exact same way. Do you disagree? I feel as if its very unlikely that either of us get stacked, and its pretty unlikely in general to get stacked playing as deep as we were.
Since you can't assume that he will always bluff like this, you are left with the unfortunate reality that you're going to lose a lot of money with this line, or at least you're not maximizing.
While I can't assume he will always bluff, I can surely assume that hes very very likely to bluff, no? And I don't understand how I could maximize any more to be honest. The only way I maximize more is if I hit my full house and he also had a hand, but as I said thats rare and even when those hands do happen they usually play themselves out so I'm not going to really worry about it. But assuming I don't hit an ace, I fail to see how I win any more than what I did.
Think of it this way - his odds of beating you with any two cards on the flop or postflop are about 6:1. Preflop, he had over 30:1 implied odds to call your raise. It cost him 160 preflop into a 320 pot to call your raise. You gave him plenty of reason to call, since you've pretty much shown that you would check/call HIM no matter how scary the board. Postflop, you gave him about 13:1 on his call. If he caught any piece of the flop, he'd have at least a 10% chance of beating you on the turn, or 8:1, on a subsequent street. Again, you showed that you'd call him all the way down, so he had plenty of reason to call if he caught any piece of the flop.
I agree with you here, however I'll note that he did not know that I'd call down at the point of making these calling decisions preflop and on the flop. In fact, I could even argue that his bluff attempts show that he did not think I would call down.
On the turn, when you went into check/call mode, you gave him a free card to catch on you. You've shown that you would call another 2000. If he catches, or checks behind and catches on the river, you're getting stacked.
Again I'm really really confused where this notion of getting 'stacked' comes from. If he checks the turn, and I check the river, and he bets then hes probably betting around $500. Yes I'd most likely call....thats far from getting stacked though.
Now, maybe he didn't catch this time. But you gave him odds to stack you the whole way. Which means that, for your line to be profitable, you need him to bluff often enough to make up for those odds. And that's where SPR kicks in.
Imo if I check to him and he has nothing, hes bluffing close to 100% of the time in this situation. I'd actually be shocked if he had just checked it down and said "you got it."
 
Well, one idea of SPR is that it's going to give you an idea on how to size the preflop raise that would make this a more profitable hand. SPR stands for stack to pot ratio. The stack is the remainder of your stack when the preflop betting is done. The pot is the final preflop pot. In this case, your stack was roughly 5500-240 = 5260, and the preflop pot was 480. So your SPR was roughly (5260/480), or 11. The authors of the book posit that this is almost the worst possible SPR for a big pocket pair like aces. The number they specifically tell you to avoid is 13 - which is the sum of a pot sized bet on the flop (one times the preflop pot, or 480), plus a pot sized bet on the turn (three times the preflop bet, or 1440), plus a pot sized bet on the river (nine times the preflop bet, or 4320). 1+3+9 = 13, or three straight pot sized bets. The reason you should avoid this SPR is that the odds of someone making three straight pot sized bluffs are rarely good enough to justify three straight calls if you flop the most likely hand aces will make - an overpair to the board. But with a SPR of, say, four, you could call (or make) two pot sized bets, which gives you a much better chance of winning the hand with one pair of aces if your opponent is strong enough to bet/call. (FWIW, 13 is a much better SPR for a hand like a medium pocket pair, where you'll get away from them if you don't flop your set, but be willing to go all the way if you do hit your set. Then you would WANT three pot sized bets.)
This is an interesting subject and I definitely want to read this book. Eddie, do you have it? If so I'll just read yours in April. If not, I may buy it myself next week.
In any event, the idea of SPR is that your preflop raise decides a huge amount of the rest of the hand. When you raised to 240, you set the final preflop pot at 480. That was your decision. If you had raised to 685, the preflop pot would have been 1370, and you would have had the perfect preflop pot size for that 4:1 ratio. I think we can both agree that raising his bet of 80 to 685 would have been slightly inappropriate. So in this case, it would have been impossible to get that ideal ratio. But is 4:1 really the ideal ratio in this situation? If you made or called two pot sized bets against a LAG like this, you're going to be in pretty good shape. You could probably even bet/call more than that. You naturally seem to have decided that you were willing to call off about 2400 on an initial preflop pot of 480, or roughly 5:1, and feel like you were still likely to be ahead. So by feel, you'd have been comfortable with a SPR of 5. But your SPR was closer to 10.
While I agree with what you say, I think that a more important concept in deep stack poker than SPR might be disguising your hand preflop. While the fact that I'm OOP on the hand does make my raise very suspicious, I do think that its very possible that I'd choose to isolate him with anything from AQ-AK, TT-AA. Hell he didn't know me that well, so I could even see that range expanding. And with my relatively small raise, I don't think I've given much away. I think that a huge raise gives away my hand too much. The only way to avoid this is to be making huge raises with non-AA/KK hands. However, I hadn't been doing that so its a moot point. I wanted him to think that he could bluff me because maybe I had AK(straight draw, 2 overs) or maybe I had AQ with the ace of spades or maybe I had AJ but was scared of the flush. If I give away the fact that I have AA that is a disadvantage for a ton of obvious reasons, one of which being that hes less likely to bluff me(when I clearly intend to call him down). Now perhaps I'm contradicting myself a bit here since I did say that I thought he was close to 100% chance of bluffing if I checked to him so maybe this doesn't even matter. Basically what I'm saying is that SPR may be a lot more relevant in shallower stack games for 2 reasons:1. In deep stacked games, much of the money is practically for show and never comes into play. As I said, you keep using the word "stacked", but I can't imagine getting stacked here we both hit absolute monsters. Because much of the money is for show, you have to at least discount that portion of the stacks in your ratios.2. Giving away your hand hurts you much more in deeper stacked games and playing according to SPR will often do this unless, as I said, you're prepared to make huge bets with all of your re raising hands, which I think would be a very dangerous way of playing.
What if he'd made it 1000 on the turn, and 3500 on the river? At that point, you'd have had a much less comfortable time calling, right?
For sure. I may have definitely folded if he had bet that much. I'm not certain to be honest with you.
and it'd be a lot less likely he'd bluff that big unless he actually had something.
Perhaps that is true, although I'll note that I think his 1500 bet on the river was quite a large bet(I understand it was less than the pot, but the pyschological aspect of going from $500 on the turn to $1500 on the river is quite a leap).I've never said that I would've called a bet for $3500. That would've definitely been a head scratcher for me(both as to why he would bet so much and as to the issues I already have with the hand).
One big idea of SPR, then, is to get a feel for how much you'd be willing to call off against a LAG when you have various types of hands. You want to determine a target SPR for specific kinds of hands. For AA, that would generally be about 4, but you can raise that up to about 7 or 8 if you're talking about a LAG like this. Then you want to size your preflop bet to ensure that you get that target SPR.
Totally understood, and as I said I'm intruiged by the concept. However I think it may need an adjustment in deep stacked games. Suppose we both had $20,000 and the same action had happened before it got to me preflop. Then what? Plug the numbers in there and I think you'll see how absurd what SPR suggest could be. While its a little less absurd with only $5500, it illustrates the point that as stack sizes get too big SPR decreases in being applicable.
Now let's replay your hand, except this time you make the preflop raise to 320 instead of 240, and assume he calls.
I think he folds to be honest, although with him its definitely still possible that he calls.
You've called the same multiples of the preflop pot, made more money, and been just as confident as you were before. But this time, you're getting a chance to play for your whole stack, and you're getting good enough odds to call him down if he does decide to play for your whole stack. You've effectively denied him the opportunity to get you to make a mistake for your whole stack, because even if he cracks your aces, in the long run, you'll win more than enough to make up for it.
See this is where I'm disagreeing with you. The way I played it....if he cracks my aces I pay him $500 on the turn and $1500 on the river. If he doesn't and bluffs off to me, I win $500 on the turn and $1500 on the river.The way you suggest to play it....for one he may fold preflop, but if he doesn't and cracks my aces then I pay him $750 and $3000 on the river(I'm not sure why you said $3000 instead of $2250 though since that'd be more in line with what he did in real life but I won't argue it. Also $3000 would NOT put me all in as I started the hand with $5500 and had only put $1490 in before now). If he doesn't and bluffs off to me, I win $750 on the turn and $3000 on the river.Either way, its the same thing. The error in your thinking imo is that you're assuming that with playing it my way that I'll still only win the $500 on the turn and $1500 on the river if he bluffs off to me but that he'd bet much more and I'd still call if he truly had it. I believe thats an unfair assumption to make. Now obviously since I won the hand I do wish that we had gotten more in the pot, but thats being a bit results oriented. Furthermore, as I said, you're making an assumption that he'd call that bigger bet preflop which I'm not certain at all that you can make.
You might disagree with this application of SPR, and that's fine. It's an interesting hand for discussion. But the SPR concept is a really valuable one, and the basic premise is that your preflop raise should have been targetted to create a final preflop pot that was profitable for you to play for your whole stack.
Agree and yes I disagree with this application like you said, but I agree with the concept.
 
They make the point in their book that, if you can't play with SPRs close to your target, you want to play with SPRs far away from your target, and just avoid getting all the way in unless you substantially improve your hand. Which is similar to what you're saying. They have a second volume coming out in addition to the whole book they published. I gave you a page.

Maybe it's not a great example hand. And it sounds like you had the perfect read on him. I've trusted my read on some large pots and when I make a long call I generally feel as confident as you do. But when you gave him control of the hand, you put yourself in a difficult position that may have worked out this time, but could be much more difficult against a tougher LAG. It's worth discussing, if nothing else.

 
They make the point in their book that, if you can't play with SPRs close to your target, you want to play with SPRs far away from your target, and just avoid getting all the way in unless you substantially improve your hand. Which is similar to what you're saying. They have a second volume coming out in addition to the whole book they published. I gave you a page. Maybe it's not a great example hand. And it sounds like you had the perfect read on him. I've trusted my read on some large pots and when I make a long call I generally feel as confident as you do. But when you gave him control of the hand, you put yourself in a difficult position that may have worked out this time, but could be much more difficult against a tougher LAG. It's worth discussing, if nothing else.
agreed. I dunno about "perfect read"...I just think it was obvious to anyone who sat there for the previous 30 minutes that he was trying to win every pot by any means necessary. Once I read the book I'll get back to you and perhaps discuss it more. Btw, you coming to Vegas anytime soon? Seems like our schedules kinda conflicted last time(2006) and we only briefly got to see each other, but it'd be fun to play a few sessions with you. Eddie will be here in April for good too. Would definitely be cool if a bunch of you guys made it out for the WSOP again(or sooner if possible).
 
They make the point in their book that, if you can't play with SPRs close to your target, you want to play with SPRs far away from your target, and just avoid getting all the way in unless you substantially improve your hand. Which is similar to what you're saying. They have a second volume coming out in addition to the whole book they published. I gave you a page. Maybe it's not a great example hand. And it sounds like you had the perfect read on him. I've trusted my read on some large pots and when I make a long call I generally feel as confident as you do. But when you gave him control of the hand, you put yourself in a difficult position that may have worked out this time, but could be much more difficult against a tougher LAG. It's worth discussing, if nothing else.
agreed. I dunno about "perfect read"...I just think it was obvious to anyone who sat there for the previous 30 minutes that he was trying to win every pot by any means necessary. Once I read the book I'll get back to you and perhaps discuss it more. Btw, you coming to Vegas anytime soon? Seems like our schedules kinda conflicted last time(2006) and we only briefly got to see each other, but it'd be fun to play a few sessions with you. Eddie will be here in April for good too. Would definitely be cool if a bunch of you guys made it out for the WSOP again(or sooner if possible).
Next time I take a business trip to the west coast, I'll probably stop in for the weekend. Unfortunately, I'm back to travelling a lot for work again, so it's harder to break away from the wife for a weekend in Vegas than it would be if I were home for an extended period.
 
SPR can be used very well when deepstacked as well as with 100bb.

The best SPR for big pair hands is either 4-7 times the preflop pot or >16. 4-7 gives you 2 pot sized bets with little to no money left on the river, and 16 gives you about 4 pot sized bets. With 2 PSB you can get it all in on the turn, and with 4 PSB a non-nut strong hand has trouble value betting the pot on the river because they would have invested such a large amount to a river raise/shove. In the AA hand with deeper stacks, if he had a small flush and you come over the top of his 1500 bet for 4000 total, he'd probably think he was beat, but would have invested $2900 and coudn't call $2500 more. If you made that move, you'd be getting slightly better than 9:10 on a pure bluff, so if you think he'd fold out 55% his value betting range it becomes profitable.

According to the book, big pair hands do well when you have close to 2 or 4 pot sized bets or a SPR of <7 or >16. Suited connectors and small pairs do really well with >7 and <16, roughly 3 pot sized bets. With anything much bigger stack sizes become irrelevant as all the money is not going in with 5 or more PSB.

The book advocates trying to play hands at your target SPR, so it would have you 3betting with small PP and suited connectors, from in position, not OOP like you were in the AA hand. This would let you steal a ton of pots because you can represent a much smaller range and when you do get it all in, he'll likely commit with weaker hands because he doesn't think 66 or JTs is in your range.

 
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Yes I have the book (quite an extensive poker library) and have at it.

Regarding the way you played the hand, isn't it Skalansky himself who advocates that the best way to stack a manic is to get super passive and allow him to continuously bluff off his stack to you? Obviously, you have to mix this up, but I don't see how else he could have played the hand.

I mean, had Assani fired out on the turn and got raised, he's not gonna like it much, being OOP. Not necessarily pot control, but he allows villain the chance to bluff at the pot. Just because there are draws out there does not always mean we have to bet to protect our hand. You'd be surprised how often allowing a free card to come off helps us out here. Again, maybe not the perfect example, but if nothing else, this shows why position is so important...

 

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