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Official Drunk Thread (3 Viewers)
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Homer J Simpson
I don't push
It's 5 o'clock in Youngstown...that should be enough to back your play.too soon?
zander_s
Footballguy
2 o'clock in So Cal, working from home rules!!Just cracked a Coney Island Albino Python! That aint workin.....Thats the way ya do it!!too soon?
zander_s
Footballguy
Thorn
Footballguy
YSR
Footballguy
You're home early.
TenTimes
Backhoe Operator
I have a guinea pig. I know, I know...but they really do make great pocket size pets. 2 years experience now.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
We need to party Stu.I got a little bit wasted last night and I'm headed to KC in a couple of hours.The cat shirt is cocked and ready.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Your standard Thursday night is like an epic adventure for any other human.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
A female friend of ours said she is going to hook up with us tonight. This gal is smoking hot. This is the broad that felt up my wife and asked to see my unit in front of her after Mrs. SLB was bragging about how lucky she was. 
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Any potential for the menage?
Bamboo Bill
Footballguy
Any potential for the menage?
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
I'm going to try GB.ETAI put the odds at less than 1% put I'm still going to give it a shot.BTW, Mrs. SLB just asked me what I was wearing tonight. When I told her my cat shirt I got, :headslap:Any potential for the menage?A female friend of ours said she is going to hook up with us tonight. This gal is smoking hot. This is the broad that felt up my wife and asked to see my unit in front of her after Mrs. SLB was bragging about how lucky she was.
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Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
I'm a big fan of Thursdays. Not a big fan of Friday mornings. Rolled into work at the crack of 10:40. :hungover:Think I tried to type "that's not quite true" but gave up on spelling quite. Too much vodka and beer and
99% sure I'm never going to see that chick again.
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
I'm going to try GB.ETAI put the odds at less than 1% put I'm still going to give it a shot.BTW, Mrs. SLB just asked me what I was wearing tonight. When I told her my cat shirt I got, :headslap:Any potential for the menage?A female friend of ours said she is going to hook up with us tonight. This gal is smoking hot. This is the broad that felt up my wife and asked to see my unit in front of her after Mrs. SLB was bragging about how lucky she was.
Cat shirt should bump the odds up to at least 1.5%.
GET ON IT!!!!!!Senorita office girl with 5 o'clock shadow and capped teeth is getting frisky. A 6.5 according to FBG standards but she's equipped with a set of tatas that are simply outstanding..
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Accidentally got drunk again today. Gotta be up at 6:45 for golf so I can get completely hammered before 10AM tomorrow. Good thing I'm pounding a few more before bed...that'll learn me!
THen I'll come home after golf and rack out for a few hours so I can go out and get absolutely f##ked up for the third time in a 24 hour span.
Pretty sure I should post that in the Pros and Cons of Being Single thread....
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THen I'll come home after golf and rack out for a few hours so I can go out and get absolutely f##ked up for the third time in a 24 hour span.
Pretty sure I should post that in the Pros and Cons of Being Single thread....
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Radical Larry
Footballguy
BTW, Mrs. SLB just asked me what I was wearing tonight. When I told her my cat shirt I got, :headslap:
Sometimes when we are getting ready I'll stand in front of my closet with my hands on my hips and say "It feels like a cat-shirt night." The wife loves that.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
BTW, Mrs. SLB just asked me what I was wearing tonight. When I told her my cat shirt I got, :headslap:
I wish I was your wife.PS I'm really drunk, so just go with it.
boom king
Footballguy
BTW, Mrs. SLB just asked me what I was wearing tonight. When I told her my cat shirt I got, :headslap:.
I wish I was your wife.I'm taking a#### at wrigkeys house right now. I'm working my way through a 30 of busch light. PS I'm really drunk, so just go with it.
Bamboo Bill
Footballguy
tap
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Tickle Monster
Footballguy
Came home to a house full of drunk people. 8 beers in less than 2 hours to try and catch up.
DevilsTrifecta
Footballguy
Ugh. My neighbor just woke me up. Apparently I gave him my keys last night. Not sure how I got inside without them but I did. I won 200 bucks last night in a karaoke contest, though. I think I made out with the ugly chick.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
So you're saying it takes government intervention to slow down your mad skills. You're an inspiration, my friend.
Radical Larry
Footballguy
His lips are registered downtown as lethal weapons.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
I hear his JAA is magical.
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
llo.I was behind the wheel at the time with the keys in the ignition (NOT a euphemism) so I was just relieved the cop didn't ask anything about drinking. He just told us to take it somewhere else. And then added "I hope that's your girlfriend... or at least girlfriend #1."
boom king
Footballguy
Thanks man, little did I know all of the crap I wod need. :firsttimebuyer:
strykerpks
Footballguy
Congrats GB BKI got to get ####ed up tonight.Yay.
strykerpks
Footballguy
#### youYou do not deserve the 5000th post in this thread
woah woah#### youYou do not deserve the 5000th post in this thread
I'm just a s drunk as all you other ########s. Stu -> We need to party. I think I have much wisdom to learn from yuo.Similar threads
