Official Drunk Thread

[Oh Yes! 2]

pretty sure clay matthrews is a homersexual.

[St. Louis Bob 6,285]

If brooks would have gotten laid, he would have been fine.

Pretty sure he was getting his fair share in the joint.No pun intended.

Pretty sure I'm related to Harvey The Rabbit.Oh Yes!,

[Oh Yes! 2]

big bob, godspeed

[Oh Yes! 2]

i cant even see straight.

[Frostillicus 14,084]

You guys ever do the "cat daddy" or "movin' like bernie (from weekend at bernie's)"? Good drunken humor right there.

say what now

:lmao:Just took a pee next to a tree. The dog seemed impressed.

These venison sticks are terrible.

What's the problem? Friends give me them, I lim em'.BTW I have a cousin that participates in the SO.

They just taste bad.

Wait, all of them? COME ON.

I've never had any but these I have in my fridge.

[Frostillicus 14,084]

Jesus Shuttleworth? Why don't we have a high thread btw? Not that I'm high now, but if I was I'd want to post in the high thread. Know what I mean? Seems proper.

Great movie.

[Frostillicus 14,084]

I'm the first one to post in here in six days? Looks like Joe's hyper religious anti-drinking views are permeating the board. I give it 2, 3 years tops.

[gamera 0]

[Frostillicus 14,084]

Oh, hello kid of kid 'n' play

[Frostillicus 14,084]

Note: I'm referencing your hair.

[gamera 0]

LOL. Emma Stone is in the Onion this week. Still reasonably attractive.

[Frostillicus 14,084]

LOL. Emma Stone is in the Onion this week. Still reasonably attractive.

I don't see it. By the way I watched Piranha 3d tonight. REad it.

[gamera 0]

LOL. Emma Stone is in the Onion this week. Still reasonably attractive.

I don't see it. By the way I watched Piranha 3d tonight. REad it.

Awesome, would have taken me three hours to write all that. Hope Liriano isn't costing you real money.

[Frostillicus 14,084]

LOL. Emma Stone is in the Onion this week. Still reasonably attractive.

I don't see it. By the way I watched Piranha 3d tonight. REad it.

Awesome, would have taken me three hours to write all that. Hope Liriano isn't costing you real money.

Not real real, but real.

[Gadzooks 550]

life is much easier when this thread is on the page 1.

[Gadzooks 550]

I just peed outside off my deck. It felt great.

[Frostillicus 14,084]

just search for drunkthread, dummy. it's all one word

[Gadzooks 550]

Your the dummy. Dummy.

[Frostillicus 14,084]

Your the dummy. Dummy.

I strongly disagree. And so does your face.

[Gadzooks 550]

Your the dummy. Dummy.

I strongly disagree. And so does your face.

That reminds me..... tell me another Amanda story. Make stuff up if need be.

[Frostillicus 14,084]

Your the dummy. Dummy.

I strongly disagree. And so does your face.

That reminds me..... tell me another Amanda story. Make stuff up if need be.

I made sure she'd be on our fall team. Does that count. No, you're looking for something else, aren't you. Fine.Ok. So she and I have always had a connection ever since we met three months ago. Like where your personlaliteis jus tmatch and you totally get and dig each other. But I"m married 11 years with two stupid kids and she's living with some #######, so what are you going to do? So we just flirt. Well one thursday night after the game nobody can really go out, so it's just me, her, my brother and his wife. we hang out until about 1030 which is usually when everybody heads home because that's when you head home when you have a real life. My brother and his wife leave but she and I stay. we have another drink and just talk about meaningless ####, but ther's a lot of her touching my leg, me touching her arm, etc. going on. It's pretty clear at this point we'd be down, to the point where the waitress actually asks how long we've been dating. That's a bit of a pot of cold water on the bit.After that we pay up and walk out to our cars together and we are parked right next to each other due to luck or whatever, but I know it's not luck because I always get here first because I drive faster and she is always (ALWAYS) parked right next to me and my sweet Mazda Protege. So we walk out together and I can feel the tension. As we get to the car I turn towards her and say, "Amanda" and boom she's going after the big kiss and I'm ok with it. After about a minute I come up for air. I say, "Amanda" and she says "shut up I know. Just shut up" and so there's some more there.Few minutes later and she's in her car, I"m in mine going home to our respective significant others. and I'm guessing nothing will ever happen between us again, but that was one hell of a statement. I know it's meaningless to someone like Stu or you or LHUCKS who get laid by hot chicks all the time, but it was a pretty ####### hot evening for me. Every time I see her we just act normal, but every so often there's a sexy little smile out of her when nobody else is looking that reminds me of what could have been if life was different. Edited August 6, 2011 by Frostillicus

[parasaurolophus 7,219]

posting in here so I am not drunk by myself. stryker you married yet? Does keys show up in here?

opened a moosehead lager before and then walked into the living room. smelled something funny and thought my dog was sprayed by a skunk. turned out what i was smelling was my beer. obviously still drank it, but not sure if I can finish the 6 pack.

[Gadzooks 550]

Your the dummy. Dummy.

I strongly disagree. And so does your face.

That reminds me..... tell me another Amanda story. Make stuff up if need be.

I made sure she'd be on our fall team. Does that count. No, you're looking for something else, aren't you. Fine.Ok. So she and I have always had a connection ever since we met three months ago. Like where your personlaliteis jus tmatch and you totally get and dig each other. But I"m married 11 years with two stupid kids and she's living with some #######, so what are you going to do? So we just flirt. Well one thursday night after the game nobody can really go out, so it's just me, her, my brother and his wife. we hang out until about 1030 which is usually when everybody heads home because that's when you head home when you have a real life. My brother and his wife leave but she and I stay. we have another drink and just talk about meaningless ####, but ther's a lot of her touching my leg, me touching her arm, etc. going on. It's pretty clear at this point we'd be down, to the point where the waitress actually asks how long we've been dating. That's a bit of a pot of cold water on the bit.After that we pay up and walk out to our cars together and we are parked right next to each other due to luck or whatever, but I know it's not luck because I always get here first because I drive faster and she is always (ALWAYS) parked right next to me and my sweet Mazda Protege. So we walk out together and I can feel the tension. As we get to the car I turn towards her and say, "Amanda" and boom she's going after the big kiss and I'm ok with it. After about a minute I come up for air. I say, "Amanda" and she says "shut up I know. Just shut up" and so there's some more there.Few minutes later and she's in her car, I"m in mine going home to our respective significant others. and I'm guessing nothing will ever happen between us again, but that was one hell of a statement. I know it's meaningless to someone like Stu or you or LHUCKS who get laid by hot chicks all the time, but it was a pretty ####### hot evening for me. Every time I see her we just act normal, but every so often there's a sexy little smile out of her when nobody else is looking that reminds me of what could have been if life was different.Lame? Maybe. But ask yourself how this would feel if you had been married for 11 years.

You drive a Protege? How is it on gas?

[Frostillicus 14,084]

Your the dummy. Dummy.

I strongly disagree. And so does your face.

That reminds me..... tell me another Amanda story. Make stuff up if need be.

I made sure she'd be on our fall team. Does that count. No, you're looking for something else, aren't you. Fine.Ok. So she and I have always had a connection ever since we met three months ago. Like where your personlaliteis jus tmatch and you totally get and dig each other. But I"m married 11 years with two stupid kids and she's living with some #######, so what are you going to do? So we just flirt. Well one thursday night after the game nobody can really go out, so it's just me, her, my brother and his wife. we hang out until about 1030 which is usually when everybody heads home because that's when you head home when you have a real life. My brother and his wife leave but she and I stay. we have another drink and just talk about meaningless ####, but ther's a lot of her touching my leg, me touching her arm, etc. going on. It's pretty clear at this point we'd be down, to the point where the waitress actually asks how long we've been dating. That's a bit of a pot of cold water on the bit.After that we pay up and walk out to our cars together and we are parked right next to each other due to luck or whatever, but I know it's not luck because I always get here first because I drive faster and she is always (ALWAYS) parked right next to me and my sweet Mazda Protege. So we walk out together and I can feel the tension. As we get to the car I turn towards her and say, "Amanda" and boom she's going after the big kiss and I'm ok with it. After about a minute I come up for air. I say, "Amanda" and she says "shut up I know. Just shut up" and so there's some more there.Few minutes later and she's in her car, I"m in mine going home to our respective significant others. and I'm guessing nothing will ever happen between us again, but that was one hell of a statement. I know it's meaningless to someone like Stu or you or LHUCKS who get laid by hot chicks all the time, but it was a pretty ####### hot evening for me. Every time I see her we just act normal, but every so often there's a sexy little smile out of her when nobody else is looking that reminds me of what could have been if life was different.Lame? Maybe. But ask yourself how this would feel if you had been married for 11 years.

You drive a Protege? How is it on gas?

Pretty solid.

[Gadzooks 550]

Cool. I"m gonna go masturbate to Amanda and Frosty (again)

[gamera 0]

Cool. I"m gonna go masturbate to Amanda and Frosty (again)

Work the Protege in there for the big finish.

[Frostillicus 14,084]

Your the dummy. Dummy.

I strongly disagree. And so does your face.

That reminds me..... tell me another Amanda story. Make stuff up if need be.

I made sure she'd be on our fall team. Does that count. No, you're looking for something else, aren't you. Fine.Ok. So she and I have always had a connection ever since we met three months ago. Like where your personlaliteis jus tmatch and you totally get and dig each other. But I"m married 11 years with two stupid kids and she's living with some #######, so what are you going to do? So we just flirt. Well one thursday night after the game nobody can really go out, so it's just me, her, my brother and his wife. we hang out until about 1030 which is usually when everybody heads home because that's when you head home when you have a real life. My brother and his wife leave but she and I stay. we have another drink and just talk about meaningless ####, but ther's a lot of her touching my leg, me touching her arm, etc. going on. It's pretty clear at this point we'd be down, to the point where the waitress actually asks how long we've been dating. That's a bit of a pot of cold water on the bit.After that we pay up and walk out to our cars together and we are parked right next to each other due to luck or whatever, but I know it's not luck because I always get here first because I drive faster and she is always (ALWAYS) parked right next to me and my sweet Mazda Protege. So we walk out together and I can feel the tension. As we get to the car I turn towards her and say, "Amanda" and boom she's going after the big kiss and I'm ok with it. After about a minute I come up for air. I say, "Amanda" and she says "shut up I know. Just shut up" and so there's some more there.Few minutes later and she's in her car, I"m in mine going home to our respective significant others. and I'm guessing nothing will ever happen between us again, but that was one hell of a statement. I know it's meaningless to someone like Stu or you or LHUCKS who get laid by hot chicks all the time, but it was a pretty ####### hot evening for me. Every time I see her we just act normal, but every so often there's a sexy little smile out of her when nobody else is looking that reminds me of what could have been if life was different.

By the way I made this whole thing up.

[Frostillicus 14,084]

boner

[urbanhack 12,393]

there

[gamera 0]

'Nightcap' is always singular. If you have a second one, it's not a nightcap. You're drinking.

[JbizzleMan 827]

'Nightcap' is always singular. If you have a second one, it's not a nightcap. You're drinking.

I always screw this up.

[gamera 0]

'Nightcap' is always singular. If you have a second one, it's not a nightcap. You're drinking.

I always screw this up.

Me too.

[Seatown Mofos 26]

So then I'm on my first pre-nightcap... I think... I've lost count.

[Tremendous Upside 80]

Welcome to drunksville, population us

[Notorious T.R.E. 4,548]

See you in a few hours, drunk thread.

[shamwow! 2]

posting in here so I am not drunk by myself. stryker you married yet? Does keys show up in here? opened a moosehead lager before and then walked into the living room. smelled something funny and thought my dog was sprayed by a skunk. turned out what i was smelling was my beer. obviously still drank it, but not sure if I can finish the 6 pack.

Yup, just got back from the honeymoon last night. I've drank for the past 2 weeks straight. No work for the next 2 days either so I'm probably going to hammer down until Sunday too.Had some beers with the GBs who forked my lawn. I take a little bit of solice in knowing it took them over an hour to do and it only took me 20 minutes to clean up.

[YSR 955]

goodtohaveyoubackstryperkiss

[McJose 9,394]

Hi, girls.

[YSR 955]

Hi, girls.

JU5T WH0 I WANT3D T0 S33

[McJose 9,394]

Hi, girls.

JU5T WH0 I WANT3D T0 S33

i know, right?

[YSR 955]

if you could get that beef with tunnel resolved, i'd be fine with you posting here. until then, #### off

[McJose 9,394]

if you could get that beef with tunnel resolved, i'd be fine with you posting here. until then, #### off

Yeah I know...wait...what?

[YSR 955]

if you could get that beef with tunnel resolved, i'd be fine with you posting here. until then, #### off

Yeah I know...wait...what?

I think i thought my drunken thingy about tufnel/tunnel made me funnny(ish). i get it now.back to E.T.

[McJose 9,394]

if you could get that beef with tunnel resolved, i'd be fine with you posting here. until then, #### off

Yeah I know...wait...what?

I think i thought my drunken thingy about tufnel/tunnel made me funnny(ish). i get it now.back to E.T.

Chunk (played by Drew Barrymore) at the end. Sorry.

[YSR 955]

if you could get that beef with tunnel resolved, i'd be fine with you posting here. until then, #### off

Yeah I know...wait...what?

I think i thought my drunken thingy about tufnel/tunnel made me funnny(ish). i get it now.back to E.T.

Chunk (played by Drew Barrymore) at the end. Sorry.

No, it's fine. I have seen enough clips to get it. Her involvement with "Mask" was a real surprise. to her Edited August 11, 2011 by YSR

[McJose 9,394]

if you could get that beef with tunnel resolved, i'd be fine with you posting here. until then, #### off

Yeah I know...wait...what?

I think i thought my drunken thingy about tufnel/tunnel made me funnny(ish). i get it now.back to E.T.

Chunk (played by Drew Barrymore) at the end. Sorry.

No, it's fine. I have seen enough clips to get it. Her involvement with "Mask" was a real surprise. to her

Remind me again why we're not married?

[TexanFan02 0]

if you could get that beef with tunnel resolved, i'd be fine with you posting here. until then, #### off

Yeah I know...wait...what?

I think i thought my drunken thingy about tufnel/tunnel made me funnny(ish). i get it now.back to E.T.

Chunk (played by Drew Barrymore) at the end. Sorry.

No, it's fine. I have seen enough clips to get it. Her involvement with "Mask" was a real surprise. to her

Remind me again why we're not married?

Because you're a filthy pervert?Just guessing, she might like that.

[McJose 9,394]

if you could get that beef with tunnel resolved, i'd be fine with you posting here. until then, #### off

Yeah I know...wait...what?

I think i thought my drunken thingy about tufnel/tunnel made me funnny(ish). i get it now.back to E.T.

Chunk (played by Drew Barrymore) at the end. Sorry.

No, it's fine. I have seen enough clips to get it. Her involvement with "Mask" was a real surprise. to her

Remind me again why we're not married?

Because you're a filthy pervert?Just guessing, she might like that.

That's what I'm what I'm banking on.

[YSR 955]

if you could get that beef with tunnel resolved, i'd be fine with you posting here. until then, #### off

Yeah I know...wait...what?

I think i thought my drunken thingy about tufnel/tunnel made me funnny(ish). i get it now.back to E.T.

Chunk (played by Drew Barrymore) at the end. Sorry.

No, it's fine. I have seen enough clips to get it. Her involvement with "Mask" was a real surprise. to her

Remind me again why we're not married?

I thought I responded to this. Apparently I did not. Hold please, am watching E.T. figure out our world.

[St. Louis Bob 6,285]

hey