dharmapunk
Footballguy
Bought out by a Japanese firm? It's damn good scotch though...I boycott macallan. Owned by the Japanese.Ditch that Maker's for some Jamesons. Or maybe some MacCallan.
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Footballguy
plenty of good scotches out there that are old family distillers and not japanese corporations.Bought out by a Japanese firm? It's damn good scotch though...I boycott macallan. Owned by the Japanese.
-fish-
Footballguy
I'm really bad at cleaning. There's an ad on craigslist for a chick that will clean naked for a pretty reasonable price.
I have a couple guys coming over to watch football tomorrow. Would it be a good thing to have a naked chick cleaning while we watch football, or just dumb and weird?
I have a couple guys coming over to watch football tomorrow. Would it be a good thing to have a naked chick cleaning while we watch football, or just dumb and weird?
dharmapunk
Footballguy
I have dreams about this. Good or bad? Are you serious? Where the hell is your moral compass?
-fish-
Footballguy
I'm not talking about morals here. Would it be weird? Do I want her to vacuum while I'm watching football?
If you're going to spend money on naked chicks why not just hire one to serve the drinks?
-fish-
Footballguy
Because I really need someone to clean my house.
dharmapunk
Footballguy
Ok, on a pure technical level, it wouldn't be awkward, it'd be annoying. Anyone vacuuming during a game is annoying. Now that I think this through, cleaning (even naked) while football is on is annoying. I agree with Christo: get her to serve drinks. Just make sure she weighs under 125lbs.
-fish-
Footballguy
I've done the topless drink server thing. I think I'm just getting a regular maid and having her come over at a different time. I was just intrigued because this chick offered naked cleaning for not much more money. I was really just looking for someone to clean my house, not my pipes.
-fish-
Footballguy
you get a hot dog?
dharmapunk
Footballguy
5 Guinness with 5 shots of Jameson. Not going out. Watching Fight Club with the boy sleeping and the wife on the rag, passed out on the couch.ROCK N ROLL!
-fish-
Footballguy
adding another guinness and last jagerbomb to keep up. leaving in an hour to go meet a slutty penguin, a slutty pirate and a slutty nurse. Halloween is just awesome.
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dharmapunk
Footballguy
Think of your lost brothers and bring back photograph evidence.ETA: or don't worry about it and have a great time.
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-fish-
Footballguy
I come through with pics, even if they suck. there's a place with a new picture.
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Oh Yes!
Footballguy
The local HD is sans meat
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
No.
Huey_P_Long
Footballguy
Bud Lights and Jamies shots since midday.
IN.
IN.
-fish-
Footballguy
dharmapunk
Footballguy
Now we're talking.Also, I hit the ceiling. 6 Guinness, 5 shots of Jameson.
yoo hoi!
Drinking water now.
George Jefferson Airplane
Footballguy
Copperhead Ale over here. 
dharmapunk
Footballguy
In the GMTAN this morning I remembered this as 5 Guinness and 8 shots.
Oh Yes!
Footballguy
My next 4 beers will be my first as a father.
dharmapunk
Footballguy
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Luke Skywalker
Guest
Being a father made me switch to hard liquor. Just sayin' ....My next 4 beers will be my first as a father.
-fish-
Footballguy
2 bloody marys this morning made me avoid a hangover and just stay drunk. starting on beer.
Since I got my phone back, I've been exchanging texts with 3 women that have no idea what happened last night, and are piecing it together through me, texts and photos. One was literally carried out of the bar. I love her.
Since I got my phone back, I've been exchanging texts with 3 women that have no idea what happened last night, and are piecing it together through me, texts and photos. One was literally carried out of the bar. I love her.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Congrats Oh Yes!
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Luke Skywalker
Guest
Question: I'm drinking straight gin from a plastic cup. Is that officially rock bottom?
-fish-
Footballguy
no. at least you're using a cup.
mr. furley
Footballguy
on a park bench, on 12th street?
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Luke Skywalker
Guest
That's me
mr. furley
Footballguy
your whole crew is famous?
urbanhack
Fight The Power!
Are you buzzed??
mr. furley
Footballguy
i'm sippin e&j, gettin bent all night
Keys Myaths
Pokerguy
Drinking in bed, waiting for the Tylenol PM to kick in.
It's sad this is the only way my body will go to bed before 11.
It's sad this is the only way my body will go to bed before 11.
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Luke Skywalker
Guest
What can I say? The street life ain't nothin' to play with.
-fish-
Footballguy
I have solved this problem. Knuckles has agreed to clean my house naked for free.
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Keys Myaths
Pokerguy
Guster
Footballguy
I'm aiming for passing out on my couch. Just poured pint glass #3 of apple pie moonshineWatching the Chargers game with a fridge FULL of Blanche de Bruxelles. It's either going to be a 6 beer night and end up going out to a bar to celebrate with some scantily clad wimmenz, or a 10+ beer night passed out on my sofa.
-fish-
Footballguy
dead serious. she told me if I pick her up at the airport she would do "anything" for me. I told her I wanted her to clean my house. She's in.
dharmapunk
Footballguy
dharmapunk
Footballguy
Had a Guinness and a shot of Jamesons.
Taking it easy tonight. I have a lot of work coming up this week, starting tomorrow.
Taking it easy tonight. I have a lot of work coming up this week, starting tomorrow.
Guster
Footballguy
Almost done with glass #4. I think my face is starting to get numb and I haven't stood up in a while4 beers in the first half. These refs are making me switch to something stronger.I'm aiming for passing out on my couch. Just poured pint glass #3 of apple pie moonshineWatching the Chargers game with a fridge FULL of Blanche de Bruxelles. It's either going to be a 6 beer night and end up going out to a bar to celebrate with some scantily clad wimmenz, or a 10+ beer night passed out on my sofa.
Oh Yes!
Footballguy
Boy! Knox Irving. Thanks drunks.congrats!!!boy or girl?My next 4 beers will be my first as a father.
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