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A little bit early tonight.Had a twelve pack and goin to bed. I have a big golf tourney tomorrow for $5000.Bachelor party at the boat tomorrow so I hope I win.

I'm still hungover from December 23.

This is beautiful

Guinness as a warm up before a Halloween party tonight. :banned:

That'a boy. :banned:
jagerbomb thrown in.trying to get pics of chicks putting on slutty costumes before tonight.
You're doing the lord's work, sir. "Don't make it obvious but I want to see fur. And early morning dew."
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I'm really bad at cleaning. There's an ad on craigslist for a chick that will clean naked for a pretty reasonable price.

I have a couple guys coming over to watch football tomorrow. Would it be a good thing to have a naked chick cleaning while we watch football, or just dumb and weird?

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I'm really bad at cleaning. There's an ad on craigslist for a chick that will clean naked for a pretty reasonable price.

I have a couple guys coming over to watch football tomorrow. Would it be a good thing to have a naked chick cleaning while we watch football, or just dumb and weird?

I have dreams about this. Good or bad? Are you serious? Where the hell is your moral compass?
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I'm really bad at cleaning. There's an ad on craigslist for a chick that will clean naked for a pretty reasonable price.

I have a couple guys coming over to watch football tomorrow. Would it be a good thing to have a naked chick cleaning while we watch football, or just dumb and weird?

I have dreams about this. Good or bad? Are you serious? Where the hell is your moral compass?
I'm not talking about morals here. Would it be weird? Do I want her to vacuum while I'm watching football?
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I'm really bad at cleaning. There's an ad on craigslist for a chick that will clean naked for a pretty reasonable price.

I have a couple guys coming over to watch football tomorrow. Would it be a good thing to have a naked chick cleaning while we watch football, or just dumb and weird?

I have dreams about this. Good or bad? Are you serious? Where the hell is your moral compass?
I'm not talking about morals here. Would it be weird? Do I want her to vacuum while I'm watching football?
If you're going to spend money on naked chicks why not just hire one to serve the drinks?
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I'm really bad at cleaning. There's an ad on craigslist for a chick that will clean naked for a pretty reasonable price.

I have a couple guys coming over to watch football tomorrow. Would it be a good thing to have a naked chick cleaning while we watch football, or just dumb and weird?

I have dreams about this. Good or bad? Are you serious? Where the hell is your moral compass?
I'm not talking about morals here. Would it be weird? Do I want her to vacuum while I'm watching football?
If you're going to spend money on naked chicks why not just hire one to serve the drinks?
Because I really need someone to clean my house.
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I'm really bad at cleaning. There's an ad on craigslist for a chick that will clean naked for a pretty reasonable price.

I have a couple guys coming over to watch football tomorrow. Would it be a good thing to have a naked chick cleaning while we watch football, or just dumb and weird?

I have dreams about this. Good or bad? Are you serious? Where the hell is your moral compass?
I'm not talking about morals here. Would it be weird? Do I want her to vacuum while I'm watching football?
Ok, on a pure technical level, it wouldn't be awkward, it'd be annoying. Anyone vacuuming during a game is annoying.

Now that I think this through, cleaning (even naked) while football is on is annoying. I agree with Christo: get her to serve drinks. Just make sure she weighs under 125lbs.

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I'm really bad at cleaning. There's an ad on craigslist for a chick that will clean naked for a pretty reasonable price.

I have a couple guys coming over to watch football tomorrow. Would it be a good thing to have a naked chick cleaning while we watch football, or just dumb and weird?

I have dreams about this. Good or bad? Are you serious? Where the hell is your moral compass?
I'm not talking about morals here. Would it be weird? Do I want her to vacuum while I'm watching football?
Ok, on a pure technical level, it wouldn't be awkward, it'd be annoying. Anyone vacuuming during a game is annoying.

Now that I think this through, cleaning (even naked) while football is on is annoying. I agree with Christo: get her to serve drinks. Just make sure she weighs under 125lbs.

I've done the topless drink server thing. I think I'm just getting a regular maid and having her come over at a different time. I was just intrigued because this chick offered naked cleaning for not much more money. I was really just looking for someone to clean my house, not my pipes.
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back to the real topic. 4 guinesses (guinii?), a jagerbomb and a makers so far. another 2 hours before going out.

5 Guinness with 5 shots of Jameson. Not going out. Watching Fight Club with the boy sleeping and the wife on the rag, passed out on the couch.

ROCK N ROLL!

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back to the real topic. 4 guinesses (guinii?), a jagerbomb and a makers so far. another 2 hours before going out.

5 Guinness with 5 shots of Jameson. Not going out. Watching Fight Club with the boy sleeping and the wife on the rag, passed out on the couch.

ROCK N ROLL!

adding another guinness and last jagerbomb to keep up. leaving in an hour to go meet a slutty penguin, a slutty pirate and a slutty nurse. Halloween is just awesome. Edited by -fish-
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back to the real topic. 4 guinesses (guinii?), a jagerbomb and a makers so far. another 2 hours before going out.

5 Guinness with 5 shots of Jameson. Not going out. Watching Fight Club with the boy sleeping and the wife on the rag, passed out on the couch.

ROCK N ROLL!

adding another guinness and last jagerbomb to keep up. leaving in an hour to go meet a slutty penguin, a slutty pirate and a slutty nurse.
Think of your lost brothers and bring back photograph evidence.

ETA: or don't worry about it and have a great time. :thumbup:

Edited by dharmapunk
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back to the real topic. 4 guinesses (guinii?), a jagerbomb and a makers so far. another 2 hours before going out.

5 Guinness with 5 shots of Jameson. Not going out. Watching Fight Club with the boy sleeping and the wife on the rag, passed out on the couch.

ROCK N ROLL!

adding another guinness and last jagerbomb to keep up. leaving in an hour to go meet a slutty penguin, a slutty pirate and a slutty nurse.
Think of your lost brothers and bring back photograph evidence.
:pics:

I come through with pics, even if they suck. there's a place with a new picture.

Edited by -fish-
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Nooooooooooo!!!!!!!

So close to a great night.

My phone died, then I lost it. Was supposed to hook up with a beautiful young woman dressed as a biker, who asked me to call her as she was leaving. I had pics and everything.

I don't even have a landline. So screwed.

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2 bloody marys this morning made me avoid a hangover and just stay drunk. starting on beer.

Since I got my phone back, I've been exchanging texts with 3 women that have no idea what happened last night, and are piecing it together through me, texts and photos. One was literally carried out of the bar. I love her.

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Question: I'm drinking straight gin from a plastic cup.

on a park bench, on 12th street?
That's me
your whole crew is famous?
Are you buzzed??
i'm sippin e&j, gettin bent all night
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Question: I'm drinking straight gin from a plastic cup.

on a park bench, on 12th street?
That's me
your whole crew is famous?
What can I say? The street life ain't nothin' to play with.
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I'm really bad at cleaning. There's an ad on craigslist for a chick that will clean naked for a pretty reasonable price.

I have a couple guys coming over to watch football tomorrow. Would it be a good thing to have a naked chick cleaning while we watch football, or just dumb and weird?

I have dreams about this. Good or bad? Are you serious? Where the hell is your moral compass?
I'm not talking about morals here. Would it be weird? Do I want her to vacuum while I'm watching football?
Ok, on a pure technical level, it wouldn't be awkward, it'd be annoying. Anyone vacuuming during a game is annoying.

Now that I think this through, cleaning (even naked) while football is on is annoying. I agree with Christo: get her to serve drinks. Just make sure she weighs under 125lbs.

I have solved this problem. Knuckles has agreed to clean my house naked for free. Edited by -fish-
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I'm really bad at cleaning. There's an ad on craigslist for a chick that will clean naked for a pretty reasonable price.

I have a couple guys coming over to watch football tomorrow. Would it be a good thing to have a naked chick cleaning while we watch football, or just dumb and weird?

I have dreams about this. Good or bad? Are you serious? Where the hell is your moral compass?
I'm not talking about morals here. Would it be weird? Do I want her to vacuum while I'm watching football?
Ok, on a pure technical level, it wouldn't be awkward, it'd be annoying. Anyone vacuuming during a game is annoying.

Now that I think this through, cleaning (even naked) while football is on is annoying. I agree with Christo: get her to serve drinks. Just make sure she weighs under 125lbs.

I have solved this problem. Knuckles has agreed to clean my house naked for free.
:lmao:

Tell me you're kidding.

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Watching the Chargers game with a fridge FULL of Blanche de Bruxelles. It's either going to be a 6 beer night and end up going out to a bar to celebrate with some scantily clad wimmenz, or a 10+ beer night passed out on my sofa. :popcorn:

I'm aiming for passing out on my couch. Just poured pint glass #3 of apple pie moonshine :banned:
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I'm really bad at cleaning. There's an ad on craigslist for a chick that will clean naked for a pretty reasonable price.

I have a couple guys coming over to watch football tomorrow. Would it be a good thing to have a naked chick cleaning while we watch football, or just dumb and weird?

I have dreams about this. Good or bad? Are you serious? Where the hell is your moral compass?
I'm not talking about morals here. Would it be weird? Do I want her to vacuum while I'm watching football?
Ok, on a pure technical level, it wouldn't be awkward, it'd be annoying. Anyone vacuuming during a game is annoying.

Now that I think this through, cleaning (even naked) while football is on is annoying. I agree with Christo: get her to serve drinks. Just make sure she weighs under 125lbs.

I have solved this problem. Knuckles has agreed to clean my house naked for free.
:lmao:

Tell me you're kidding.

dead serious. she told me if I pick her up at the airport she would do "anything" for me. I told her I wanted her to clean my house. She's in.
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