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Frostillicus
Footballguy
that'll do it for me. Good night everybodyl.
Oh Em Gee. What was that?
strykerpks
Footballguy
Exactly
strykerpks
Footballguy
I'm going to regret reposting that tomorrow won't I?
Thorn
Footballguy
Thorn
Footballguy
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Hi guys. I think I should start posting in here again, considering I'm drunk most of the time and now there's a girl here. 
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
This is still the best thing I've ever seen on the internewts.
Not counting the Japanese chicks sticking octopi up their coochies.
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Homer J Simpson
I don't push
THORN!!!!
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
HEY!!!
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
You know how much I love the spinners.
WTF is a salty pretzel shot? Yea... I'm still up. Too much caffeine in the Captain and Diet Cokes.
Thorn
Footballguy
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
A "Chocolate Covered Pretzel" consists of equal part Pinnacle Whipped vodka and Frangelico, chilled. And by that I mean CLOUDY COLD!
Lick salt off your hand or a willing partner's left breast, then shoot it. Friggin' deliciousness personified.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
BTW Thorn, Chive dating should be awesome.
Girls that hang out there will be right up your alley...and by that I mean they will be drunken whores with gigantic teats.
Girls that hang out there will be right up your alley...and by that I mean they will be drunken whores with gigantic teats.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
You'll see fields for "I Experimented in College" and "MaybeWhen I'm drunk on Vacation"...the girls have way more options than the guys.
Wait. Is this a "chive" thing or a FBG thing? I was assuming it was a FBG thing. I don't even know what chive is. If it's not a FBG thing, I think it needs to become a thing. That would be fun to lurk on the intimate details of poster's personalities.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Before I reveal anything intimate, I'm gonna need a ruling on Asian tranny hookers...that's not gay, right?
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Too much?
PlasmaDogPlasma
Footballguy
YSR
Footballguy
Whore.Can't wait 'til we make out.
Seatown Mofos
Footballguy
Getting there. On third double IPA 22 watching Felix get hit by the Rangers... Nothing going right for my M's this year so far...
Seatown Mofos
Footballguy
STLB> 
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Baby, you know you're the only one for me!Whore.
strykerpks
Footballguy
Should be in bed but I spent the evening taking care of the boy and then mopping up water in my basement. I think I'm going to switch to the Captain here shortly.
Seatown Mofos
Footballguy
Homer>
Off tonight? Imbibing?
Off tonight? Imbibing?
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Off, yes. I was partaking of the nectar earlier but had a late dinner and it kind of threw off my game.Homer>
Seatown Mofos
Footballguy
What? I am talking to an almost sober Homer? Whoa....Off, yes. I was partaking of the nectar earlier but had a late dinner and it kind of threw off my game.Homer>
Seatown Mofos
Footballguy
Good Luck Stryperkys! Hope your leaking stops. This weather is the ####. Where is the nice spring days that bring out all the ladies in their skimpy little outfits that they've been dying to wear all winter???
strykerpks
Footballguy
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Bell's Consecrator Doppelbock and Rowan's Creek Bourbon. Let's get it on!
strykerpks
Footballguy
Efforting
kevzilla
Footballguy
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SUCCESS! MUCH SUCCESS!
strykerpks
Footballguy
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Bamadrunk.
roll tideBamadrunk.
strykerpks
Footballguy
Toss sweep right. Pull a guard, a tackle and a tight end with a full back leading and have them all roll tide on Beilema please. Kthx
Wait. no.
strykerpks
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