Thorn
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I like where your head is atYou can't do both? I thought you were Irish. Poser.Should I go out or just drink the nearly empty bottles I'm weeding out of my liquor cabinet?
I like where your head is atYou can't do both? I thought you were Irish. Poser.Should I go out or just drink the nearly empty bottles I'm weeding out of my liquor cabinet?
I like where your head is atYou can't do both? I thought you were Irish. Poser.Should I go out or just drink the nearly empty bottles I'm weeding out of my liquor cabinet?
(in cheese)I like where your head is atYou can't do both? I thought you were Irish. Poser.Should I go out or just drink the nearly empty bottles I'm weeding out of my liquor cabinet?
Damn. Looks like I'm staying sober tonight. Have to get up early to help out a buddy who's in a jam.You guys are an hour or so ahead of me. Take it easy.
i hate it when buddies don't plan their jamsDamn. Looks like I'm staying sober tonight. Have to get up early to help out a buddy who's in a jam.You guys are an hour or so ahead of me. Take it easy.
Not much of a buddy, imo.Damn. Looks like I'm staying sober tonight. Have to get up early to help out a buddy who's in a jam.You guys are an hour or so ahead of me. Take it easy.
He's preggo?Damn. Looks like I'm staying sober tonight. Have to get up early to help out a buddy who's in a jam.You guys are an hour or so ahead of me. Take it easy.
****Good work.i tried to write a snappy update re GMTAN but I failed
Fight?****Good work.i tried to write a snappy update re GMTAN but I failed
Punch?Fight?****Good work.i tried to write a snappy update re GMTAN but I failed
Blocked. Punch. Punch. Kick Dead. Ripped out neck like dalton.Punch?Fight?****Good work.i tried to write a snappy update re GMTAN but I failed
Block. Finishing move SHORYUKEN!Blocked. Punch. Punch. Kick Dead. Ripped out neck like dalton.Punch?Fight?****Good work.i tried to write a snappy update re GMTAN but I failed
Try that #### again, Ace.Blocked. Punch. Punch. Kick Dead. Ripped out neck like dalton.Punch?Fight?****Good work.i tried to write a snappy update re GMTAN but I failed
If I did that I wouldn't have time to drink, I'd always be in the bathroom. Might work with an astronaut diaper I suppose.If you drink one glass of water with every alcoholic beverage, you can be drunk without a hangover.
If I did that I wouldn't have time to drink, I'd always be in the bathroom. Might work with an astronaut diaper I suppose.If you drink one glass of water with every alcoholic beverage, you can be drunk without a hangover.
I salute youIf I did that I wouldn't have time to drink, I'd always be in the bathroom. Might work with an astronaut diaper I suppose.If you drink one glass of water with every alcoholic beverage, you can be drunk without a hangover.
Back in college, a few GBs and I were going to have the ultimate Mario Kart 64 tournament. We got a case of beer for each of us, a handle of Evan Williams, an oz of the stickiest of the ickiest....and some adult diapers. THe plan was to have some sort of ridiculous 4 player, quadruple elimination, round robin tournament, just to get the seeding correct (TBH I'm still not sure how my buddy made it work). Then after that it was head to head, sudden death. You had to shotgun a beer if you lost and do a shot for each place back you finished (4th would be 3 shots) We started around 7pm and wanted to be done by 10:30 so we could beat the lines to the bars at 11.
The idea was that 4 hours would barely be enough time so we had to eliminate bathroom breaks. The bathroom was 8 feet down the hall from the room. We realized the error of our ways when the first guy peed and said "AAAAHHHHHHHHHH". It wasn't his turn so he could have just gone to the bathroom. Everyone laughed like a *******. 6 of us went through 9 diapers. We ended up having to wait anyways for people to change themselves.
I can't wait to meet you and give you a big hug with my former piss laden bodyThat makes two of us.I really wish I hadn't typed that out.
My in laws are waking up in about 3 hours to drive about 4 hours to get here by about 9am so we can do a big landscaping project all day. I should have gone to bed hours ago. Tomorrow is going to suck.Enjoying way too many drinks tonight.
Yeah, I have a long list of things to do tomorrow. I'm already thinking of ways to get out of half of it.My in laws are waking up in about 3 hours to drive about 4 hours to get here by about 9am so we can do a big landscaping project all day. I should have gone to bed hours ago. Tomorrow is going to suck.FIL is doing a Rusty Wallace NASCAR driving experience on Sunday though, so that should be cool.Enjoying way too many drinks tonight.
GodspeedYeah, I have a long list of things to do tomorrow. I'm already thinking of ways to get out of half of it.My in laws are waking up in about 3 hours to drive about 4 hours to get here by about 9am so we can do a big landscaping project all day. I should have gone to bed hours ago. Tomorrow is going to suck.FIL is doing a Rusty Wallace NASCAR driving experience on Sunday though, so that should be cool.Enjoying way too many drinks tonight.
There's worse ways to spend your Saturday morning.Godspeed Although, FIL will want to start drinking by about 11am so I have that going for meYeah, I have a long list of things to do tomorrow. I'm already thinking of ways to get out of half of it.My in laws are waking up in about 3 hours to drive about 4 hours to get here by about 9am so we can do a big landscaping project all day. I should have gone to bed hours ago. Tomorrow is going to suck.FIL is doing a Rusty Wallace NASCAR driving experience on Sunday though, so that should be cool.Enjoying way too many drinks tonight.
Trade you for our negative 13 month old and a box of FranziaAny of you drunks want to buy an 11-month-old?
Wait, no.Sure.Any of you drunks want to buy an 11-month-old?
So did you make it to the bar? And if so, were you still in the diapers?If I did that I wouldn't have time to drink, I'd always be in the bathroom. Might work with an astronaut diaper I suppose.If you drink one glass of water with every alcoholic beverage, you can be drunk without a hangover.
Back in college, a few GBs and I were going to have the ultimate Mario Kart 64 tournament. We got a case of beer for each of us, a handle of Evan Williams, an oz of the stickiest of the ickiest....and some adult diapers. THe plan was to have some sort of ridiculous 4 player, quadruple elimination, round robin tournament, just to get the seeding correct (TBH I'm still not sure how my buddy made it work). Then after that it was head to head, sudden death. You had to shotgun a beer if you lost and do a shot for each place back you finished (4th would be 3 shots) We started around 7pm and wanted to be done by 10:30 so we could beat the lines to the bars at 11.
The idea was that 4 hours would barely be enough time so we had to eliminate bathroom breaks. The bathroom was 8 feet down the hall from the room. We realized the error of our ways when the first guy peed and said "AAAAHHHHHHHHHH". It wasn't his turn so he could have just gone to the bathroom. Everyone laughed like a *******. 6 of us went through 9 diapers. We ended up having to wait anyways for people to change themselves.
i'm alright with thatI really wish I hadn't typed that out.
But at least I'm not thorn
Hey, I know you!Hello, old friend