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Official Drunk Thread (4 Viewers)

fantasycurse42 said:
bentley said:
Guster said:
bentley said:
Shaved my ballbag this evening. It had been a while. I feel fresher and lighter. And full of rum.
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Shorn or trimmed?
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Shorn. Am I allowed to answer while sober? Better get it cranked up again.
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Why would anyone be sober on 4th of July weekend :hot:
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I feel terrible about it. JR woke me up at 4 this morning, so I've been out on my feet all day. Just managed to catch an hour nap so I'm ready to go.

 
I don't think I've ever senn better drinking weather in ga in July. Mid 80s, sunny, no hoomidditty. But world cup!! Dammit what do I do??

 
Qualifier -- I have an ingroynd pool with nice rafts and a floating cooler and music. But World Cup is every 4 years! What was the question

 
McGarnicle said:
I don't think I've ever senn better drinking weather in ga in July. Mid 80s, sunny, no hoomidditty. But world cup!! Dammit what do I do??
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Similar weather in NY, very slightly cooler - high 70's/low 80's though which I think is perfect. The World Cup will be back in 2018, NFL starts in 2 months :thumbup: I'm outdoors right now without thinking twice enjoying Coronas.

 
I feel like Tony Montana right, now this city is a ##### just waiting to be ####ed.. Monday will be a steaming pile of stress and bull#### again, but this moment now is as perfect as it could be.

 
McGarnicle said:
FC42 I'm a CT native, I like the stuff you post about NYC, miss it like crazy
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I think you got it right, getting out and coming to visit is the smart move. It's a great place and all, but eventually it becomes whatever. The wife would never leave and my industry is mainly central to NY & SF so I'm pretty much left to embrace it since I'm stuck. I'd love to head south or even move to the suburbs, but that is a battle I'm losing big time :kicksrock:

Days like today I have to travel an hour/ hour and a half to friends or family to enjoy a yard, BBQ, & pool - which kinda sucks, wish more than anything I had my own.

 
Case and point; My FIL just caught me in his pantry picking marshmallows out of his Lucky Charms :bag:

If I had a house, I could just eat my own Lucky Charms. He was pissed, I don't blame him, who wants to eat Lucky Charms with no marshmallows?

 
The sack is a quite resilient piece of skin. I cut my face all the time. Never cut my balls, and I use old razors for that.

 
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