Official Drunk Thread (4 Viewers)

PlasmaDogPlasma

Footballguy

• Jan 23, 2016

• #11,201

Tore up. No interesting story, just hammered.

Got talked into doing some kind of fruity tasting "shots" earlier. Didn't catch all the ingredients, but I did hear whiskey and Red Bull as two of them.

So now I'm heavily caffeinated at home drinking cheap beer and shots of Jim Beam.

Trying to decide whether to watch a stand up comedy special or porn before I crash.

 

McGarnicle

Footballguy

• Jan 23, 2016

• #11,202

Whew, didn't post in here last night.

 

Rustoleum

Footballguy

• Jan 30, 2016

• #11,203

Uh-oh.

 

strykerpks

Footballguy

• Feb 13, 2016

• #11,204

FUJB

 

IC FBGCav

Footballguy

• Feb 13, 2016

• #11,205

strykerpks said:

FUJB

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Hey brother, still trucking.

 

IC FBGCav

Footballguy

• Feb 13, 2016

• #11,206

strykerpks said:

FUJB

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:(

 

Doctor Detroit

Please remove your headgear

• Feb 13, 2016

• #11,207

Went out with a guy I was stationed with in Naples, Italy in 1996-1999 who is retiring from the military next week, and I'm ####### hammered. Sang some karaoke, Gambler of course.

 

Doctor Detroit

Please remove your headgear

• Feb 13, 2016

• #11,208

Took Uber home, don't judge me.

 

IC FBGCav

Footballguy

• Feb 13, 2016

• #11,209

Doctor Detroit said:

Took Uber home, don't judge me.

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Never, good call

 

Doctor Detroit

Please remove your headgear

• Feb 13, 2016

• #11,210

 

strykerpks

Footballguy

• Feb 14, 2016

• #11,211

FatUncleJerryBuss said:

strykerpks said:

FUJB

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:(

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I didn't check in here after that

 

kevzilla

Footballguy

• Feb 14, 2016

• #11,212

I had five double Bacardi and Diets at the hockey game. Now nursing an Ezra Brooks and Coke Zero while hitting a pipe with my GB and his wife.

 

strykerpks

Footballguy

• Feb 14, 2016

• #11,213

kevzilla said:

I had five double Bacardi and Diets at the hockey game. Now nursing an Ezra Brooks and Coke Zero while hitting a pipe with my GB and his wife.

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OMG I just poured a Captain and diet!

 

E

Eminence

Footballguy

• Feb 14, 2016

• #11,214

Being single the night before Valentimes day was amazing. So many single sexy ladies. ?

 

A

Annyong

Footballguy

• Feb 14, 2016

• #11,215

strykerpks said:

kevzilla said:

I had five double Bacardi and Diets at the hockey game. Now nursing an Ezra Brooks and Coke Zero while hitting a pipe with my GB and his wife.

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OMG I just poured a Captain and diet!

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Captain and Diet Cherry Pepsi is my jam.

 

kevzilla

Footballguy

• Mar 1, 2016

• #11,216

That Elijah Craig stuff is pretty good.

 

Doctor Detroit

Please remove your headgear

• Mar 13, 2016

• #11,217

I'm so ####### hammered I'm numb. 

 

HellToupee

Footballguy

• Mar 13, 2016

• #11,218

First time I ever met George Dickel

 

Doctor Detroit

Please remove your headgear

• Mar 13, 2016

• #11,219

Property Brothers are dreamy. 

 

Doctor Detroit

Please remove your headgear

• Mar 13, 2016

• #11,220

No wait!  Women's golf is on, pretty sure all this lesbians want me. 

 

Doctor Detroit

Please remove your headgear

• Mar 13, 2016

• #11,221

at "all this." 

 

Doctor Detroit

Please remove your headgear

• Mar 13, 2016

• #11,222

 

Doctor Detroit

Please remove your headgear

• Mar 13, 2016

• #11,223

Finishing a Terrapin Hopsecutiner now. 

 

Encyclopedia Brown

Footballguy

• Mar 13, 2016

• #11,224

Doctor Detroit said:

Finishing a Terrapin Hopsecutiner now.  

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A serious question about the Detroit Tigers: that thing atop Mike Illitch's head?

What is it?

 

Binky The Doormat

Footballguy

• Mar 13, 2016

• #11,225

Doctor Detroit said:

Property Brothers are dreamy. 

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hey girl ...

 

mrip541

Footballguy

• Mar 13, 2016

• #11,226

I'm headed to a bachelor party on Friday. Do I stay sober until then or do I try to up my tolerance?

 

SaintsInDome2006

Footballguy

• Mar 13, 2016

• #11,227

It's St. Patty's week.

 

SaintsInDome2006

Footballguy

• Mar 13, 2016

• #11,228

mrip541 said:

I'm headed to a bachelor party on Friday. Do I stay sober until then or do I try to up my tolerance?

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Nah you'll wear yourself out, hold until the big event.

 

McGarnicle

Footballguy

• Apr 9, 2016

• #11,229

They had wine pairings and they had royal takaji 5 puttonyos. my favorite. Maybe I'm Hungarian 

 

rockaction

Footballguy

• Apr 9, 2016

• #11,230

I'm just standard.  

 

strykerpks

Footballguy

• Apr 16, 2016

• #11,231

The downward spiral coincides with this thread not being bumped every weekend. 

 

captain_amazing

Footballguy

• May 6, 2016

• #11,232

Cheers

 

captain_amazing

Footballguy

• May 6, 2016

• #11,233

Catch up, ######

 

Officer Pete Malloy

Footballguy

• May 6, 2016

• #11,234

Working on it

 

captain_amazing

Footballguy

• May 15, 2016

• #11,235

Vegas baby!!

 

strykerpks

Footballguy

• Jun 4, 2016

• #11,236

RIP @Jeromen

Not really. Hopefully. It's only been 6 years since he's been back

 

Kafka

Footballguy

• Jun 4, 2016

• #11,237

Fuc you guys, I'm obliterated.... #### your pretentious beer & punk rock threads...I'm listening to NOFX, ready to fight  the world...I lose no matter how you shame it, but #### you ...L7 & "Non existent Patricia" it is, #####es...followed closely by my friend, " Linoleum", figuratively, & probably literally...

 

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Kafka

Footballguy

• Jun 4, 2016

• #11,238

That was intelligent, let me rephrase....ahhh #### it."Rosenrot" Rammstein, & IrishCarBombs FTW....

 

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Maggot Brain

Footballguy

• Jun 5, 2016

• #11,239

Kafka said:

That was intelligent, let me rephrase....ahhh #### it."Rosenrot" Rammstein, & IrishCarBombs FTW....

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Now, THIS is WTF im talkin' about

 

otb_lifer

Footballguy

• Jun 6, 2016

• #11,240

got so ####### twisted Saturday that i woke up drunk yesterday

Sunday was played out in a complete fog, hangover now kickin' in  :X

hfs, this is getting tougher as i get older ... ####### blows

 

captain_amazing

Footballguy

• Jun 10, 2016

• #11,241

Black waitress dinner I had good was it big tip left I was....

kinda there

 

JShare87

Footballguy

• Jun 10, 2016

• #11,242

In

 

captain_amazing

Footballguy

• Jun 10, 2016

• #11,243

I'm going to continue drinking at the Olive Garden like a true American hero.

 

captain_amazing

Footballguy

• Jun 10, 2016

• #11,244

Drinking at the garden ain't what it's all made out to be.  

 

Maggot Brain

Footballguy

• Jun 11, 2016

• #11,245

Bass # 11 at fav British pub

 

strykerpks

Footballguy

• Jun 12, 2016

• #11,246

Home brew is a helluva drug

 

otb_lifer

Footballguy

• Jun 12, 2016

• #11,247

captain_amazing said:

Drinking at the garden ain't what it's all made out to be.  

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a nice box of Chianti down?

 

fantasycurse42

Footballguy Jr.

• Jun 16, 2016

• #11,248

I did it!!!

 

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fantasycurse42

Footballguy Jr.

• Jun 16, 2016

• #11,249

Congrats!!! You Did it! Worlds best cup of coffee!!

 

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fantasycurse42

Footballguy Jr.

• Jun 17, 2016

• #11,250

Our 2 son wad born 3 month ago. For last 6 weeks both kids and wife sleep in our bed and I'm in twin bed. Haven't slept twin bed in about 20 years, suck!! Older one was jealous little one in our bed, so we let him sleep with us too it just got so uncomfortable with 4 of us that I started sleep in his bed. Not looking forward to this sleep tonight. Need to get these ####ers out of my bed