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Official Drunk Thread (4 Viewers)

Cab driver a jerk! Refusing to have a conversation with me.

mayve I'm just drunk and stupid, but #### him!

prob a little of both

i has vodka and tequila and amazingly feel like a rock star. This might change in 6 hours

 
Got 7k steps on a chick that was 5'2" 115 pounds last night.  Fat chicks are worth 10k steps FWIW. 

Got drinking Tequila, and that's never a good thing but then it was. 

 
strykerpks said:
Doctor Detroit said:
Got 7k steps on a chick that was 5'2" 115 pounds last night.  Fat chicks are worth 10k steps FWIW. 

Got drinking Tequila, and that's never a good thing but then it was. 
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Doesn't sound like we're going to bang fat chicks.
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Dude if I'm ever near Milwaukee, I'm going out of my way to meet up and bang some fatties.  Book it. 

Good news is my boss is taking a job in Chicago and he wants me to some out there sometimes to keep the troops in line.  Not that far amirite?

 
Doctor Detroit said:
Dude if I'm ever near Milwaukee, I'm going out of my way to meet up and bang some fatties.  Book it. 

Good news is my boss is taking a job in Chicago and he wants me to some out there sometimes to keep the troops in line.  Not that far amirite?
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Depends on where in Chicago. Aaron took a train to MKE for like $25 and we cornholed twice. He won't admit it but the fatties were all over us.

 
Been way too long since someone has been in here.  I just finished a bottle of vodka and switched to sinfire waiting for a stripper to get off work and drive to my house in rain and 50 mile an hour winds.  

 
Big snowstorm over the weekend so I likely won't be leaving my house until Monday. That's a lot of drinking time.

Pick your poison. Let's all get wrecked and have some good old fashioned FFA fun. Check your affiliations and ifeuds at the door.

 
:suds: Gonna polish off this mediocre spiced rum shortly, GB. The 50-degree drop is tomorrow night, might wander by the bar later.

 
How this hasn't had a post in a month is what is wrong about America.  Watching Rambo happily and Julie Benz is smoking hot.

 
My kid just puked all over himself. Not from drinking, mind you. But I am drinking. Now we're up watching Daniel Tiger. I'm trying to imagine what me from page 84 of this thread would think about me on page 284.

 
drummer said:
This thread should be more than 284 pages long, since 2003. We need to get drunk more often I guess. 
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If you go back just 5 pages, it was 2 years ago. It's all our fault. 2007ish-2013ish were the halcyon days. Then I had kids. Homer quit drinking. Boom King went on 3rd shift. Thorn is a straight up #####. Many others have left the board. There used to be 100+ people on here on Friday/Saturday nights. Now you're lucky if there's 20. :shrug:

 
strykerpks said:
If you go back just 5 pages, it was 2 years ago. It's all our fault. 2007ish-2013ish were the halcyon days. Then I had kids. Homer quit drinking. Boom King went on 3rd shift. Thorn is a straight up #####. Many others have left the board. There used to be 100+ people on here on Friday/Saturday nights. Now you're lucky if there's 20. :shrug:
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you looking for a problem?

 
*bump*

Been drinking since the afternoon, since I live in the Coachella Valley and it has been a balmy 91 degrees most of the day. On my - I forget the beer count - I watched Hands of Stone, and the woman who plays Roberto Duran's wife is just way too hot. It made me depressed really. I thought "maybe later I can troll the local casino to find such a hottie but even if I looked like the real Roberto Duran I'd probably be pulled over by La Migra on the way to only find a 60 year old Chinese woman attached to both penny machine and a respirator tank and still get ignored", thus trolling my Facebook to find that the place I should had been was not the casino because there is a Piribas party that nobody invited me to but I will read about all night so thus I popped open another sixer, cued up "Leaving Las Vegas" on my media server but still is bored enough to bump this thread. 

 
drummer said:
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Been drinking since the afternoon, since I live in the Coachella Valley and it has been a balmy 91 degrees most of the day. On my - I forget the beer count - I watched Hands of Stone, and the woman who plays Roberto Duran's wife is just way too hot. It made me depressed really. I thought "maybe later I can troll the local casino to find such a hottie but even if I looked like the real Roberto Duran I'd probably be pulled over by La Migra on the way to only find a 60 year old Chinese woman attached to both penny machine and a respirator tank and still get ignored", thus trolling my Facebook to find that the place I should had been was not the casino because there is a Piribas party that nobody invited me to but I will read about all night so thus I popped open another sixer, cued up "Leaving Las Vegas" on my media server but still is bored enough to bump this thread. 
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Drunk thread

tldr

 
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