Official Drunk Thread

[otb_lifer 7,940]

On 6/10/2016 at 8:34 PM, captain_amazing said:

Drinking at the garden ain't what it's all made out to be.  

a nice box of Chianti down?

[fantasycurse42 8,316]

I did it!!!

Edited June 17, 2016 by fantasycurse42
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[fantasycurse42 8,316]

Congrats!!! You Did it! Worlds best cup of coffee!!

Edited June 17, 2016 by fantasycurse42

[fantasycurse42 8,316]

Our 2 son wad born 3 month ago. For last 6 weeks both kids and wife sleep in our bed and I'm in twin bed. Haven't slept twin bed in about 20 years, suck!! Older one was jealous little one in our bed, so we let him sleep with us too it just got so uncomfortable with 4 of us that I started sleep in his bed. Not looking forward to this sleep tonight. Need to get these ####ers out of my bed

[fantasycurse42 8,316]

I love tequila 

[fantasycurse42 8,316]

This city has more hot women in summer than any place in America, prob the world exclude South America.

[fantasycurse42 8,316]

Cab driver a jerk! Refusing to have a conversation with me.

mayve I'm just drunk and stupid, but #### him!

prob a little of both

i has vodka and tequila and amazingly feel like a rock star. This might change in 6 hours

[strykerpks 3,980]

A ####### month. Man I've been loaded just about every day except Tuesdays. And  few Mondays. We need to pick our game up

 

[strykerpks 3,980]

Luff ewe Homer

 

[Doctor Detroit 20,905]

Got 7k steps on a chick that was 5'2" 115 pounds last night.  Fat chicks are worth 10k steps FWIW. 

Got drinking Tequila, and that's never a good thing but then it was. 

[strykerpks 3,980]

46 minutes ago, Doctor Detroit said:

Got 7k steps on a chick that was 5'2" 115 pounds last night.  Fat chicks are worth 10k steps FWIW. 

Got drinking Tequila, and that's never a good thing but then it was. 

Doesn't sound like we're going to bang fat chicks.

[Doctor Detroit 20,905]

3 minutes ago, strykerpks said:

50 minutes ago, Doctor Detroit said:

Got 7k steps on a chick that was 5'2" 115 pounds last night.  Fat chicks are worth 10k steps FWIW. 

Got drinking Tequila, and that's never a good thing but then it was. 

Doesn't sound like we're going to bang fat chicks.

Dude if I'm ever near Milwaukee, I'm going out of my way to meet up and bang some fatties.  Book it. 

Good news is my boss is taking a job in Chicago and he wants me to some out there sometimes to keep the troops in line.  Not that far amirite?

[strykerpks 3,980]

6 minutes ago, Doctor Detroit said:

Dude if I'm ever near Milwaukee, I'm going out of my way to meet up and bang some fatties.  Book it. 

Good news is my boss is taking a job in Chicago and he wants me to some out there sometimes to keep the troops in line.  Not that far amirite?

Depends on where in Chicago. Aaron took a train to MKE for like $25 and we cornholed twice. He won't admit it but the fatties were all over us.

 

[Frostillicus 14,084]

your mother was an astronaut

 

[captain_amazing 888]

yep

[strykerpks 3,980]

Here's to fatties @Doctor Detroit

[Bruce Dickinson 17,893]

On 8/6/2016 at 2:50 AM, Frostillicus said:

your mother was an astronaut

 

My mother was too drunk to be an astronaut.

[-fish- 13,791]

Been way too long since someone has been in here.  I just finished a bottle of vodka and switched to sinfire waiting for a stripper to get off work and drive to my house in rain and 50 mile an hour winds.  

[-fish- 13,791]

Two more shots if this stuff and then a glass over ice and then bed

[fantasycurse42 8,316]

[Placeholder for tonight, gonna get ugly]

[strykerpks 3,980]

Big snowstorm over the weekend so I likely won't be leaving my house until Monday. That's a lot of drinking time.

Pick your poison. Let's all get wrecked and have some good old fashioned FFA fun. Check your affiliations and ifeuds at the door.

[kevzilla 7,728]

Gonna polish off this mediocre spiced rum shortly, GB. The 50-degree drop is tomorrow night, might wander by the bar later.

[strykerpks 3,980]

Good work in here, guys

[strykerpks 3,980]

This really is disappointing. 

[IC FBGCav 5,694]

Hi, should just park here.

[kevzilla 7,728]

Herro

[strykerpks 3,980]

Oh sure. I've gotta be up at like 8am to snowblow and then you ####ers come out of the woodwork.

 

[strykerpks 3,980]

Ok I'll have one more

[kevzilla 7,728]

Attaboy. Ima gather around a small fire, I've had plenty of rum.

[IC FBGCav 5,694]

One more lol, finishing my case, jw green up next

[George Jefferson Airplane 1,045]

My parents and in-laws both coming to town in about 2 hours.  I'll be drunk all weekend hoping it dulls the pain of what I will have to endure. 

[Christo 6,185]

I'm still hungover from last night. 

[strykerpks 3,980]

Remember when the 2-3am CST system reboot on a Saturday would kill this thread? 

[baymen 578]

How this hasn't had a post in a month is what is wrong about America.  Watching Rambo happily and Julie Benz is smoking hot.

[strykerpks 3,980]

My kid just puked all over himself. Not from drinking, mind you. But I am drinking. Now we're up watching Daniel Tiger. I'm trying to imagine what me from page 84 of this thread would think about me on page 284.

[drummer 829]

This thread should be more than 284 pages long, since 2003. We need to get drunk more often I guess. 

[strykerpks 3,980]

32 minutes ago, drummer said:

This thread should be more than 284 pages long, since 2003. We need to get drunk more often I guess. 

If you go back just 5 pages, it was 2 years ago. It's all our fault. 2007ish-2013ish were the halcyon days. Then I had kids. Homer quit drinking. Boom King went on 3rd shift. Thorn is a straight up #####. Many others have left the board. There used to be 100+ people on here on Friday/Saturday nights. Now you're lucky if there's 20.

[the rover 5,475]

I've always been here.

[the rover 5,475]

On 12/23/2016 at 3:19 PM, Christo said:

I'm still hungover from last night. 

I'm still hungover from December 23.

[Thorn 3,037]

7 hours ago, strykerpks said:

If you go back just 5 pages, it was 2 years ago. It's all our fault. 2007ish-2013ish were the halcyon days. Then I had kids. Homer quit drinking. Boom King went on 3rd shift. Thorn is a straight up #####. Many others have left the board. There used to be 100+ people on here on Friday/Saturday nights. Now you're lucky if there's 20.

you looking for a problem?

[drummer 829]

This is the thread that keeps on drinking. 

[IC FBGCav 5,694]

I can never find this place when I am drunk, there would at least 100 more pages.

[Slapdash 16,240]

21 minutes ago, FatUncleJerryBuss said:

I can never find this place when I am drunk, there would at least 100 more pages.

Search function doesn't work sober 

[strykerpks 3,980]

14 hours ago, Thorn said:

you looking for a problem?

Guess I already found it. #####

[strykerpks 3,980]

1 hour ago, FatUncleJerryBuss said:

I can never find this place when I am drunk, there would at least 100 more pages.

Atta boy. We'll fight through this somehow

[kevzilla 7,728]

Oh hai

[strykerpks 3,980]

So did anyone do anything dumb or are we all just drinking on our couches being lame? I'm the latter right now

[strykerpks 3,980]

22 hours ago, strykerpks said:

So did anyone do anything dumb or are we all just drinking on our couches being lame? I'm the latter right now

@FatUncleJerryBuss I'm looking at you. Regale us with stories of epic debauchery.

[IC FBGCav 5,694]

4 minutes ago, strykerpks said:

@FatUncleJerryBuss I'm looking at you. Regale us with stories of epic debauchery.

I can not tonight as I am sober.   

[Ilov80s 29,996]

Long time no see