strykerpks 3,980 Posted February 25, 2018 Share Posted February 25, 2018 Guys, I'm sorry. This should be on the front page every weekend, at worst. I blame myself Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rodrigo Duterte 758 Posted February 25, 2018 Share Posted February 25, 2018 "A drunk man on horseback galloped onto the 91 Freeway in Long Beach on his birthday… CHP officers responded around 1 a.m. Saturday to a report of a man riding a white horse on the eastbound 91 from Paramount Boulevard to Downey Avenue. Officers found the man on his horse after he had exited at Downey and rode into Bellflower. They stopped the man and administered field sobriety tests, with results of .21 and .19 percent - or more than double the legal limit. The man was arrested and booked for RIDING A HORSE UNDER THE INFLUENCE. His horse Guera was unharmed and was released to Perez's mother." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
IC FBGCav 5,694 Posted February 25, 2018 Share Posted February 25, 2018 I'm Well Drunk 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rockaction 24,811 Posted February 25, 2018 Share Posted February 25, 2018 1 hour ago, IC FBGCav said: I'm Well Drunk Same here, Cav. Same here. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rockaction 24,811 Posted February 25, 2018 Share Posted February 25, 2018 3 hours ago, Rodrigo Duterte said: "A drunk man on horseback galloped onto the 91 Freeway in Long Beach on his birthday… CHP officers responded around 1 a.m. Saturday to a report of a man riding a white horse on the eastbound 91 from Paramount Boulevard to Downey Avenue. Officers found the man on his horse after he had exited at Downey and rode into Bellflower. They stopped the man and administered field sobriety tests, with results of .21 and .19 percent - or more than double the legal limit. The man was arrested and booked for RIDING A HORSE UNDER THE INFLUENCE. His horse Guera was unharmed and was released to Perez's mother." God, that's scary for both he and the horse and the drivers. I know it's supposed to be funny, but riding a horse onto the freeway is serious stuff for all involved, both innocents and intoxicants. No lecture, just...whoa. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hov34 4,820 Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 2 Percocets 1.5 Zenaflex (muscle relaxer) 1 Whiskey Sour I'm not very bright. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
strykerpks 3,980 Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 8 hours ago, Hov34 said: 2 Percocets 1.5 Zenaflex (muscle relaxer) 1 Whiskey Sour I'm not very bright. Fax me some of them. Throw in a whisky sour too Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Maggot Brain 168 Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 Bushmills is good Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ilov80s 29,998 Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 I am going where streams of whiskey are flowing. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shadrap 1,790 Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 On 3/3/2018 at 4:38 PM, Hov34 said: 2 Percocets 1.5 Zenaflex (muscle relaxer) 1 Whiskey Sour I'm not very bright. or very smart. It's a fine line. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shadrap 1,790 Posted April 7, 2018 Share Posted April 7, 2018 On 3/17/2018 at 9:57 AM, irishidiot said: or very smart. It's a fine line. yep, me again. Santana plus smoke, plus booze========nirvana. Tomorrow is a little different story. Happy trails!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
strykerpks 3,980 Posted June 16, 2018 Share Posted June 16, 2018 Oh hey Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wrigley 3,446 Posted June 16, 2018 Share Posted June 16, 2018 Tried a “stoned” thread last week :wave: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
strykerpks 3,980 Posted June 16, 2018 Share Posted June 16, 2018 20 minutes ago, Wrigley said: Tried a “stoned” thread last week :wave: Pretty sure there was one back in the day. Not sure if it got pruned but probs. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Maggot Brain 168 Posted June 16, 2018 Share Posted June 16, 2018 PUB CRAWL!!! Cocoa/Cocoa Beach Fla today starting at 6:00PM....already into my Jameson and Bass appetizers 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rockaction 24,811 Posted June 16, 2018 Share Posted June 16, 2018 Oh, do you come here often? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Maggot Brain 168 Posted June 17, 2018 Share Posted June 17, 2018 On 6/16/2018 at 11:44 AM, Maggot Brain said: PUB CRAWL!!! Cocoa/Cocoa Beach Fla today starting at 6:00PM....already into my Jameson and Bass appetizers And now finally recovering .....hair of the dog sucks a## Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ilov80s 29,998 Posted June 23, 2018 Share Posted June 23, 2018 How close I teeter Quote Link to post Share on other sites
strykerpks 3,980 Posted June 23, 2018 Share Posted June 23, 2018 Sup Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dutch 1,404 Posted June 23, 2018 Share Posted June 23, 2018 She's gonna get a text 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rockaction 24,811 Posted July 7, 2018 Share Posted July 7, 2018 Hey there handsome. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Z Machine 4,965 Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 Checking in, yo. I get emotional when I drink heavily. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
strykerpks 3,980 Posted November 4, 2018 Share Posted November 4, 2018 Extra hour of drinking tonight. I'm gonna pass Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shuke 22,609 Posted November 4, 2018 Share Posted November 4, 2018 10 minutes ago, strykerpks said: Extra hour of drinking tonight. I'm gonna pass That's too bad. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
strykerpks 3,980 Posted November 4, 2018 Share Posted November 4, 2018 2 minutes ago, shuke said: That's too bad. Your face is too bad 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Encyclopedia Brown 2,636 Posted November 4, 2018 Share Posted November 4, 2018 4 minutes ago, strykerpks said: Your face is too bad That's what Brandon Woodruff told Clayton Kershaw. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ilov80s 29,998 Posted November 4, 2018 Share Posted November 4, 2018 Been there, done that Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Getzlaf15 10,907 Posted November 5, 2018 Share Posted November 5, 2018 On 2/25/2018 at 3:11 AM, IC FBGCav said: I'm Well Drunk Quote Link to post Share on other sites
IC FBGCav 5,694 Posted November 5, 2018 Share Posted November 5, 2018 3 minutes ago, Getzlaf15 said: Well done. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bryhamm 872 Posted November 5, 2018 Share Posted November 5, 2018 On 11/4/2018 at 12:49 AM, strykerpks said: Extra hour of drinking tonight. I'm gonna pass out. you forgot the word out. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Max Power 4,124 Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 https://youtu.be/aJ2EV9sF76I Robot bartenders. Ummm.....yeah Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ilov80s 29,998 Posted November 2, 2019 Share Posted November 2, 2019 Get out the blood hounds, raise all the men you can,. lock the women in doors and wait for me. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rockaction 24,811 Posted November 2, 2019 Share Posted November 2, 2019 (edited) 2 hours ago, Ilov80s said: Get out the blood hounds, raise all the men you can,. lock the women in doors and wait for me. Yr spa cing is sus pect here. But your pace sing is per fect. eta* I can't join the festivities, just saying. Edited November 2, 2019 by rockaction 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fatness 6,287 Posted November 2, 2019 Share Posted November 2, 2019 Drnuk sound ye. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ilov80s 29,998 Posted March 7, 2020 Share Posted March 7, 2020 Pullin' out the coupe at the lot Told 'em "#### 12, #### SWAT" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
need2know 6,324 Posted March 7, 2020 Share Posted March 7, 2020 15 minutes ago, Ilov80s said: Pullin' out the coupe at the lot Told 'em "#### 12, #### SWAT" More than usual. Had some tequila at a mexican restaurant than moved to rum. Wasssup Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ilov80s 29,998 Posted March 7, 2020 Share Posted March 7, 2020 2 minutes ago, need2know said: More than usual. Had some tequila at a mexican restaurant than moved to rum. Wasssup Very nice. Rum mixed drink? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
need2know 6,324 Posted March 7, 2020 Share Posted March 7, 2020 58 minutes ago, Ilov80s said: Very nice. Rum mixed drink? Kinda weird. Moved from captain Morgan 100 and coke zero to kracken. The kracken is a much different beast. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nigel 3,487 Posted March 7, 2020 Share Posted March 7, 2020 I’m cocked 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ilov80s 29,998 Posted March 7, 2020 Share Posted March 7, 2020 1 minute ago, Nigel said: I’m cocked I'm tight... this seems out of time and place. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nigel 3,487 Posted March 7, 2020 Share Posted March 7, 2020 Just now, Ilov80s said: I'm tight... this seems out of time and place. No comprendo Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ilov80s 29,998 Posted March 7, 2020 Share Posted March 7, 2020 Just now, Nigel said: No comprendo Agreed, comprendo sucks Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rockaction 24,811 Posted March 7, 2020 Share Posted March 7, 2020 Been a long time since the book of love (still not drunk.) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hov34 4,820 Posted March 7, 2020 Share Posted March 7, 2020 12 hours ago, Ilov80s said: 12 hours ago, Nigel said: I’m cocked I'm tight... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
otb_lifer 7,940 Posted March 7, 2020 Share Posted March 7, 2020 LIFTOFF! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
otb_lifer 7,940 Posted March 7, 2020 Share Posted March 7, 2020 ya know when yer pounding $5 pints at the bar, and the 'keep will give you singles mixed in your change, to facilitate their tips? raging ####in' Sheila up in here keeps changing me Abes - her tip waved bye bye a long ####### time ago. GFY 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ilov80s 29,998 Posted March 7, 2020 Share Posted March 7, 2020 23 minutes ago, otb_lifer said: ya know when yer pounding $5 pints at the bar, and the 'keep will give you singles mixed in your change, to facilitate their tips? raging ####in' Sheila up in here keeps changing me Abes - her tip waved bye bye a long ####### time ago. GFY What’s beer choice for the day? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
otb_lifer 7,940 Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 14 hours ago, Ilov80s said: What’s beer choice for the day? was Kona Big Wave Golden ... had grapefruit notes, which i'm currently in the process of flushing out from every possible orifice - it ain't pretty ... worst hangover since Wednesday. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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