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A little bit early tonight.Had a twelve pack and goin to bed. I have a big golf tourney tomorrow for $5000.Bachelor party at the boat tomorrow so I hope I win.

I'm still hungover from December 23.

This is beautiful

"A drunk man on horseback galloped onto the 91 Freeway in Long Beach on his birthday…

CHP officers responded around 1 a.m. Saturday to a report of a man riding a white horse on the eastbound 91 from Paramount Boulevard to Downey Avenue. Officers found the man on his horse after he had exited at Downey and rode into Bellflower.

They stopped the man and administered field sobriety tests, with results of .21 and .19 percent - or more than double the legal limit.

The man was arrested and booked for RIDING A HORSE UNDER THE INFLUENCE.

His horse Guera was unharmed and was released to Perez's mother."

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3 hours ago, Rodrigo Duterte said:

"A drunk man on horseback galloped onto the 91 Freeway in Long Beach on his birthday…

CHP officers responded around 1 a.m. Saturday to a report of a man riding a white horse on the eastbound 91 from Paramount Boulevard to Downey Avenue. Officers found the man on his horse after he had exited at Downey and rode into Bellflower.

They stopped the man and administered field sobriety tests, with results of .21 and .19 percent - or more than double the legal limit.

The man was arrested and booked for RIDING A HORSE UNDER THE INFLUENCE.

His horse Guera was unharmed and was released to Perez's mother."

God, that's scary for both he and the horse and the drivers. 

I know it's supposed to be funny, but riding a horse onto the freeway is serious stuff for all involved, both innocents and intoxicants. No lecture, just...whoa.  

 

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On ‎3‎/‎3‎/‎2018 at 4:38 PM, Hov34 said:

2 Percocets

1.5 Zenaflex (muscle relaxer)

1 Whiskey Sour

:unsure: I'm not very bright.

:suds:

or very smart.  It's a fine line. 

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On ‎3‎/‎17‎/‎2018 at 9:57 AM, irishidiot said:

or very smart.  It's a fine line. 

yep, me again.   Santana plus smoke, plus booze========nirvana.   Tomorrow is a little different story.

Happy trails!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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On 6/16/2018 at 11:44 AM, Maggot Brain said:

PUB CRAWL!!! Cocoa/Cocoa Beach Fla today starting at 6:00PM....already into my Jameson and Bass appetizers :)

And now finally recovering .....hair of the dog sucks a##

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2 hours ago, Ilov80s said:

Get out the blood hounds, raise all the men you can,. lock the women in doors and wait for me.

Yr spa cing is sus pect here. But your pace sing is per fect. 

eta* I can't join the festivities, just saying. 

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15 minutes ago, Ilov80s said:

Pullin' out the coupe at the lot
Told 'em "#### 12, #### SWAT"

More than usual.    Had some tequila at a mexican restaurant than moved to rum.  Wasssup

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2 minutes ago, need2know said:

More than usual.    Had some tequila at a mexican restaurant than moved to rum.  Wasssup

Very nice. Rum mixed drink?

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58 minutes ago, Ilov80s said:

Very nice. Rum mixed drink?

Kinda weird.  Moved from captain Morgan 100 and coke zero to kracken.  The kracken is a much different beast.

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ya know when yer pounding $5 pints at the bar, and the 'keep will give you singles mixed in your change, to facilitate their tips?

raging ####in' Sheila up in here keeps changing me Abes - her tip waved bye bye a long ####### time ago. 

:toilet:

GFY

:bye:

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23 minutes ago, otb_lifer said:

ya know when yer pounding $5 pints at the bar, and the 'keep will give you singles mixed in your change, to facilitate their tips?

raging ####in' Sheila up in here keeps changing me Abes - her tip waved bye bye a long ####### time ago. 

:toilet:

GFY

:bye:

What’s beer choice for the day?

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14 hours ago, Ilov80s said:

What’s beer choice for the day?

was Kona Big Wave Golden ... had grapefruit notes, which i'm currently in the process of flushing out from every possible orifice - it ain't pretty ... worst hangover since Wednesday.

 

 

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