strykerpks 3,963 Posted May 25, 2008 Share Posted May 25, 2008 I'll show you in August. I'm not part of the "in" crowd....I'm just a drunk....But when I hear "furley" and "August" and I'm within a few miles, and people overlook me, I Quote Link to post Share on other sites
strykerpks 3,963 Posted May 25, 2008 Share Posted May 25, 2008 [peewee] Mr. Homer Paging Mr. Homer You have a telephone call at the front desk. [/peewee] Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Gator 8,317 Posted May 25, 2008 Share Posted May 25, 2008 I'll show you in August. I'm not part of the "in" crowd....I'm just a drunk....But when I hear "furley" and "August" and I'm within a few miles, and people overlook me, I http://www.mhtg.org/content/category/9/37/57/ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wrigley 3,430 Posted May 25, 2008 Share Posted May 25, 2008 Just got up, I think I'm still drunk. It's bloody time Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mr. furley 12,221 Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 Coming home to music, a cigar and a beer on my deck. Life is good. hack> hi Quote Link to post Share on other sites
YSR 955 Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 I am here. I am about to cook up an egg concoction that will involve most things in my refrigerator. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nigel Tufnel 1,828 Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 Coming home to music, a cigar and a beer on my deck. Life is good. hack> hiX Quote Link to post Share on other sites
valhallan 95 Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 I am here. I am about to cook up an egg concoction that will involve most things in my refrigerator. More amazing than the time Michael Jackson come over to your house to use the bathroom. More amazing than the time you saved those old people from that nursing home fire, right? Yeah and I bet it was even more amazing than the time you ate your weight in Godfather's pizza, right?Okay, Brand. Michael Jackson didn't come over to my house to use the bathroom. He was about to. But his sister did! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
strykerpks 3,963 Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 Should I be this ####ed up on a Monday? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
strykerpks 3,963 Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 I'll show you in August. I'm not part of the "in" crowd....I'm just a drunk....But when I hear "furley" and "August" and I'm within a few miles, and people overlook me, I http://www.mhtg.org/content/category/9/37/57/Thanks chief"Tickets for the 2008 Great Taste of the Midwest are sold out." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shuke 22,451 Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP Quote Link to post Share on other sites
madhatter 4 Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 monopolowa vodka is the finest vodka available where i live. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
strykerpks 3,963 Posted June 7, 2008 Share Posted June 7, 2008 Hi Quote Link to post Share on other sites
strykerpks 3,963 Posted June 8, 2008 Share Posted June 8, 2008 Hi Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mr. furley 12,221 Posted June 8, 2008 Share Posted June 8, 2008 cruising in to 2nd Quote Link to post Share on other sites
YSR 955 Posted June 8, 2008 Share Posted June 8, 2008 cruising in to 2nd2nd beer? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
strykerpks 3,963 Posted June 8, 2008 Share Posted June 8, 2008 cruising in to 2nd2nd beer? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Steve Tasker 8,131 Posted June 8, 2008 Share Posted June 8, 2008 Hey fellers. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Steve Tasker 8,131 Posted June 8, 2008 Share Posted June 8, 2008 I got a friend here complaining as usual about how no women are interested in him. I like the guy, but he makes Woz look like Hugh ####### Hefner (no offense, Woz). What the #### do I do? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bluto Blutarsky 894 Posted June 15, 2008 Share Posted June 15, 2008 TAp Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Alias 1 Posted June 15, 2008 Share Posted June 15, 2008 I got a friend here complaining as usual about how no women are interested in him. I like the guy, but he makes Woz look like Hugh ####### Hefner (no offense, Woz). What the #### do I do?have him watch this:http://www.vsocial.com/video/?d=59670 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
strykerpks 3,963 Posted June 22, 2008 Share Posted June 22, 2008 springroll is gonna try to destroy my icred....accordin to his words... No one knows who he is nor who I am so I'm good right?? Radio Free Homer.....sup?? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Radio Free Homer 1,273 Posted June 22, 2008 Share Posted June 22, 2008 springroll is gonna try to destroy my icred....accordin to his words...No one knows who he is nor who I am so I'm good right??Radio Free Homer.....sup??Hey buddy.Just made myself throw up...sometimes Taco Bell is just a really really bad idea. I feel 100% better now. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
strykerpks 3,963 Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 springroll is gonna try to destroy my icred....accordin to his words...No one knows who he is nor who I am so I'm good right??Radio Free Homer.....sup??Hey buddy.Just made myself throw up...sometimes Taco Bell is just a really really bad idea. I feel 100% better now.Throw up? You're gettin old GB Quote Link to post Share on other sites
strykerpks 3,963 Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 Oh, and due to certain timeouts and possible lack of effort Mr Homer haw fewer posts than I. I'M THE DRUNKEST MAN IN THE FFA!! 117 108 Dos that make me as bad as portis26 and the madden threads? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
YSR 955 Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 Am finishing my night off with Makers rocks. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jeromen 4 Posted June 28, 2008 Author Share Posted June 28, 2008 WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Quote Link to post Share on other sites
strykerpks 3,963 Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jeromen 4 Posted June 28, 2008 Author Share Posted June 28, 2008 WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYou may rise.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shuke 22,451 Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 waazzzuuuuuuuuuuupppppppppppppp Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ben Sanderson 0 Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 Not much. Just having a couple - 5 or so. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
strykerpks 3,963 Posted June 29, 2008 Share Posted June 29, 2008 WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYou may rise....Shouldnt you be bowing to me? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Homer J Simpson 8,446 Posted June 29, 2008 Share Posted June 29, 2008 Been steadily abusing my body since about 1pm. If someone would like to hit me in the head with a pitching wedge, I'd really appreciate it. Oh, and HI STRYKPERKS!!!one!1!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
YSR 955 Posted June 30, 2008 Share Posted June 30, 2008 Makers, rocks. Seems only right. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Gator 8,317 Posted June 30, 2008 Share Posted June 30, 2008 WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOThere's no H in WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO/fuller Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mr. furley 12,221 Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 waazzzuuuuuuuuuuuppppppppppppppstill hungover? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
strykerpks 3,963 Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYou may rise....Shouldnt you be bowing to me?I don't even remember this :thumbup:I love Summerfest. Lotsa hotties last night. A "Summerfest Butts Pics" thread will get deleted or get me a TO in no time methinks Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Alias 1 Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 knock knock Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Alias 1 Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 (edited) What/where is summerfest? Edited July 1, 2008 by Alias Quote Link to post Share on other sites
geewill 20 Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 Milwaukeehttp://www.summerfest.com Quote Link to post Share on other sites
strykerpks 3,963 Posted July 3, 2008 Share Posted July 3, 2008 Summerfest is a week and a half long music festival just south of downtown Milwaukee that is the self-proclaimed the "Worlds Largest Music Festival." Not sure how accurate that is but for 11 days they draw over 100-150K people each day (depending on weather). There's well over 9 stages to go see just about any type of music from blues to rock to country to zydeco and then some...whatever your taste with big name acts like The BoDeans, Kansas, The Roots, Steve Miller Band, Crystal Method, 311 Doobie Borthers, Lynyrd Skynyrd, George Thorogood, Al Green, etc for free....and bigger acts like Tom Petty, Rascal Flatts, Alicia Keys, Tim McGraw, STP etc at the ampitheater for a premium. Not to mention local bands, regional bands, cover bands from noon to 9-ish pm each day A bit of trivia, the late great George Carlin was arrested there for his "Seven Dirty Words" shtick and then it became world famous for going to the Supreme Court. There's even talk about erecting a statue on that spot to recognize its significance. I would almost say that if you haven't heard of Summerfest you have problems but I now realize how regional it is..... At any rate both Chicago newspapers touted Summerfest as waaaaaay better than Taste of Chicago based on food, beer, prices, musical acts etc. (damn, now thats 4 things WI has better than IL....the Pack, the Brewers, people, and now Summefest) Damn, I think my spelling and punctuation was pretty effing good in typing that after 1000 beers. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Homer J Simpson 8,446 Posted July 5, 2008 Share Posted July 5, 2008 Been good and drunk twice today. morning golf + empty stomach + 9 beers = smashed Homer. Food + nap = regenrated Homer Cookout + cornhole + good people + endless beers = smashed Homer x 2 And the fun thing is that I have to tee off in 4.5 hours...Jebus why the hell am I not in bed right now? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Homer J Simpson 8,446 Posted July 5, 2008 Share Posted July 5, 2008 Summerfest is a week and a half long music festival just south of downtown Milwaukee that is the self-proclaimed the "Worlds Largest Music Festival." Not sure how accurate that is but for 11 days they draw over 100-150K people each day (depending on weather). There's well over 9 stages to go see just about any type of music from blues to rock to country to zydeco and then some...whatever your taste with big name acts like The BoDeans, Kansas, The Roots, Steve Miller Band, Crystal Method, 311 Doobie Borthers, Lynyrd Skynyrd, George Thorogood, Al Green, etc for free....and bigger acts like Tom Petty, Rascal Flatts, Alicia Keys, Tim McGraw, STP etc at the ampitheater for a premium. Not to mention local bands, regional bands, cover bands from noon to 9-ish pm each dayA bit of trivia, the late great George Carlin was arrested there for his "Seven Dirty Words" shtick and then it became world famous for going to the Supreme Court. There's even talk about erecting a statue on that spot to recognize its significance. I would almost say that if you haven't heard of Summerfest you have problems but I now realize how regional it is.....At any rate both Chicago newspapers touted Summerfest as waaaaaay better than Taste of Chicago based on food, beer, prices, musical acts etc. (damn, now thats 4 things WI has better than IL....the Pack, the Brewers, people, and now Summefest) Damn, I think my spelling and punctuation was pretty effing good in typing that after 1000 beers. There should be some kind of award for this ####.Seriously...an Olympic medal for drunken manual dexterity needs to be in play. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
strykerpks 3,963 Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 Damn, I think my spelling and punctuation was pretty effing good in typing that after 1000 beers. There should be some kind of award for this ####.Seriously...an Olympic medal for drunken manual dexterity needs to be in play. No #### huh? But Summerfest has come and gone. I spent at least a G there. I wish my phone pics of butss turned out better Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Widbil83 4,009 Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 Sorry about the cab butts. I'm drinkin some kind of Samuel Adams summer ale and it is pretty exciting. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Homer J Simpson 8,446 Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 Been drunk for 2 hours now. Should be an interesting night if I venture out of the house. If I'm smart I'll stay right here. I think we all know how this is gonna turn out. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kilgore Trout 650 Posted July 12, 2008 Share Posted July 12, 2008 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
s_ezy 0 Posted July 12, 2008 Share Posted July 12, 2008 been drunk since before the indians beat the rays been a great night Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Homer J Simpson 8,446 Posted July 12, 2008 Share Posted July 12, 2008 Still drinking. Man, I wish I had an OFF button. Kilgore, I miss you like...something misses...something. Anyway, good to see ya, GB. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
PizzaDeliveryGuy 26 Posted July 12, 2008 Share Posted July 12, 2008 hcup Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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