adonis
Footballguy
I'm higher than hubble.
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strykerpks
Footballguy
You, pizzadeliveryguy and 3 Thai hookers (gender unknown)GOI'll take requests for subject matter.Seriously, entertain me
strykerpks
Footballguy
adonis
Footballguy
"Hello pizzadeliveryguy. Oh, what's that, you have to go? Well, what ever am I going to do with these 3 Thai hookers who are hanging around, relying on me to get around the city tonight?I think I'm just going to have to figure that out, mybe with help from the FFA."You, pizzadeliveryguy and 3 Thai hookers (gender unknown)GOI'll take requests for subject matter.
PizzaDeliveryGuy
extra sausage
Epee fight!!!!!!!!!!You, pizzadeliveryguy and 3 Thai hookers (gender unknown)GOI'll take requests for subject matter.
strykerpks
Footballguy
<stryker comes in>Hey ladies, how you doin?Brown chicken brown cow"Hello pizzadeliveryguy. Oh, what's that, you have to go? Well, what ever am I going to do with these 3 Thai hookers who are hanging around, relying on me to get around the city tonight?I think I'm just going to have to figure that out, mybe with help from the FFA."You, pizzadeliveryguy and 3 Thai hookers (gender unknown)GOI'll take requests for subject matter.Seriously, entertain me
red_stapler
Footballguy
First beer of the evening. New beer; Shock Top Belgian White.... yummy.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
strykerpks said:You, pizzadeliveryguy and 3 Thai hookers (gender unknown)GOadonis said:I'll take requests for subject matter.strykerpks said:adonis said:Seriously, entertain me
Those are the best kind!!!Family reunion today. Buncha guineas and a buncha beer.
Just got home, but I'm torn on whether I should go out tonight or not...
GOstrykerpks said:You, pizzadeliveryguy and 3 Thai hookers (gender unknown)GOadonis said:I'll take requests for subject matter.strykerpks said:adonis said:Those are the best kind!!!
Family reunion today. Buncha guineas and a buncha beer.
Just got home, but I'm torn on whether I should go out tonight or not...
strykerpks
Footballguy
My last night alone 
The old lady's moving in tomorrow. I've been cleaning my house most of the night, checkin in on the Olympics.
Let me tell ya, toxic fumes and about 10 tall boys sure make womens gymnastics even more entertaining
The old lady's moving in tomorrow. I've been cleaning my house most of the night, checkin in on the Olympics.
Let me tell ya, toxic fumes and about 10 tall boys sure make womens gymnastics even more entertaining
strykerpks
Footballguy
Sup 
yo. aren't you alwawys drunk?Sup
strykerpks
Footballguy
Ummm I guess so. I dont drink much on Tuesdaysyo. aren't you alwawys drunk?Sup
good thing this isn't tuesday then!!Ummm I guess so. I dont drink much on Tuesdaysyo. aren't you alwawys drunk?Sup
strykerpks
Footballguy
I guess you're right.Tell me a storygood thing this isn't tuesday then!!Ummm I guess so. I dont drink much on Tuesdaysyo. aren't you alwawys drunk?Sup
strykerpks
Footballguy
Thorn
Footballguy
So I went to the zoo today. We went by the monkey part. Spider monkeys, cool; lemurs, boring; then we get to these other monkeys, don't remember the species, but they had little faces and long white hair around their hairline. Anyhow, as we're standing there watching them, one monkey comes over to the other one and shows it its ###. Very human-like. Hands on knees, bent over. The other monkey proceeds to take him/her (?) by the hips and position him/her, then begins what I could only describe as a monkey prostate exam: picking, pulling, spreading. As comical as this was, the day was made as the monkey went in close with his face, and - you guessed it - a little kid yelled out "DAD!! THAT MONKEY IS EATING THE OTHER ONE'S BUTT!!"/story
SuperAwesomeDude
Footballguy
i dont have time to catch up, nor do i care, but who is ACTUALLY drunk in here?
and how did you get that way?
and how did you get that way?
SuperAwesomeDude
Footballguy
can i use some of this in my sig?So I went to the zoo today. We went by the monkey part. Spider monkeys, cool; lemurs, boring; then we get to these other monkeys, don't remember the species, but they had little faces and long white hair around their hairline. Anyhow, as we're standing there watching them, one monkey comes over to the other one and shows it its ###. Very human-like. Hands on knees, bent over. The other monkey proceeds to take him/her (?) by the hips and position him/her, then begins what I could only describe as a monkey prostate exam: picking, pulling, spreading. As comical as this was, the day was made as the monkey went in close with his face, and - you guessed it - a little kid yelled out "DAD!! THAT MONKEY IS EATING THE OTHER ONE'S BUTT!!"/story
Thorn
Footballguy
Actually I would be quite honored, especially considering that I just got my new sig today.can i use some of this in my sig?So I went to the zoo today. We went by the monkey part. Spider monkeys, cool; lemurs, boring; then we get to these other monkeys, don't remember the species, but they had little faces and long white hair around their hairline. Anyhow, as we're standing there watching them, one monkey comes over to the other one and shows it its ###. Very human-like. Hands on knees, bent over. The other monkey proceeds to take him/her (?) by the hips and position him/her, then begins what I could only describe as a monkey prostate exam: picking, pulling, spreading. As comical as this was, the day was made as the monkey went in close with his face, and - you guessed it - a little kid yelled out "DAD!! THAT MONKEY IS EATING THE OTHER ONE'S BUTT!!"/story
SuperAwesomeDude
Footballguy
thanks.Actually I would be quite honored, especially considering that I just got my new sig today.can i use some of this in my sig?So I went to the zoo today. We went by the monkey part. Spider monkeys, cool; lemurs, boring; then we get to these other monkeys, don't remember the species, but they had little faces and long white hair around their hairline. Anyhow, as we're standing there watching them, one monkey comes over to the other one and shows it its ###. Very human-like. Hands on knees, bent over. The other monkey proceeds to take him/her (?) by the hips and position him/her, then begins what I could only describe as a monkey prostate exam: picking, pulling, spreading. As comical as this was, the day was made as the monkey went in close with his face, and - you guessed it - a little kid yelled out "DAD!! THAT MONKEY IS EATING THE OTHER ONE'S BUTT!!"/story
Thorn
Footballguy
Wait. That's what you took from that for your sig?thanks.Actually I would be quite honored, especially considering that I just got my new sig today.can i use some of this in my sig?So I went to the zoo today. We went by the monkey part. Spider monkeys, cool; lemurs, boring; then we get to these other monkeys, don't remember the species, but they had little faces and long white hair around their hairline. Anyhow, as we're standing there watching them, one monkey comes over to the other one and shows it its ###. Very human-like. Hands on knees, bent over. The other monkey proceeds to take him/her (?) by the hips and position him/her, then begins what I could only describe as a monkey prostate exam: picking, pulling, spreading. As comical as this was, the day was made as the monkey went in close with his face, and - you guessed it - a little kid yelled out "DAD!! THAT MONKEY IS EATING THE OTHER ONE'S BUTT!!"/story
SuperAwesomeDude
Footballguy
yea, the zoo ####### rocks!Wait. That's what you took from that for your sig?thanks.Actually I would be quite honored, especially considering that I just got my new sig today.can i use some of this in my sig?So I went to the zoo today. We went by the monkey part. Spider monkeys, cool; lemurs, boring; then we get to these other monkeys, don't remember the species, but they had little faces and long white hair around their hairline. Anyhow, as we're standing there watching them, one monkey comes over to the other one and shows it its ###. Very human-like. Hands on knees, bent over. The other monkey proceeds to take him/her (?) by the hips and position him/her, then begins what I could only describe as a monkey prostate exam: picking, pulling, spreading. As comical as this was, the day was made as the monkey went in close with his face, and - you guessed it - a little kid yelled out "DAD!! THAT MONKEY IS EATING THE OTHER ONE'S BUTT!!"/story
SuperAwesomeDude
Footballguy
and im hammered drunk...
Statcruncher
Footballguy
Now's a great time to try El Monterey burritos...
The Z Machine
Footballguy
ran out of bourbon after 3 glasses.
Switched to cuban rum. It's OK, but half the fun is knowing its contraband.
Did you know that Raul Castro is a robot? He'll live FOREVER!!!!
Switched to cuban rum. It's OK, but half the fun is knowing its contraband.
Did you know that Raul Castro is a robot? He'll live FOREVER!!!!
The Z Machine
Footballguy
UMMMM I'm back
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Does it count if I'm not drunk, but hopped up vicodin?
I was drunk (and on vics) earlier, but dinner sobered me up.
I was drunk (and on vics) earlier, but dinner sobered me up.
the rover
Footballguy
I have Don Jose burritos, muenster cheese and sriracha. Will that work? I'm only on a 3 bourbon buzz.
strykerpks
Footballguy
12 man draft...5 cases of beer almost gone...not even 10pm...headed to a corner bar to play dice and do shots
Should get interesting at about 2 am central
I should be incoherent by then..
[arnold]
I'll be back
[/arnold]
Should get interesting at about 2 am central
I should be incoherent by then..
[arnold]
I'll be back
[/arnold]
mr. furley
Footballguy
this guy... i like this guy
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
You...you...you...you're good.Me, I just washed down some vicodin and prednizone with beer. Not sure how this is gonna turn out.
PizzaDeliveryGuy
extra sausage
I just washed down some Fiery Buffalo doritos and cream filled KK donuts with some amstel light.:Holdsheart:You...you...you...you're good.Me, I just washed down some vicodin and prednizone with beer. Not sure how this is gonna turn out.
Vicodin for pleasure or for a real issue?<-- beer, then wine, then bourbon. Uh oh.You...you...you...you're good.Me, I just washed down some vicodin and prednizone with beer. Not sure how this is gonna turn out.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Threw my back out the other day. Been hopped up on either booze or pills since about 2pm Tuesday. Good times.By the way, your combination is more likely to cause death than mine is.Vicodin for pleasure or for a real issue?<-- beer, then wine, then bourbon. Uh oh.You...you...you...you're good.Me, I just washed down some vicodin and prednizone with beer. Not sure how this is gonna turn out.
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If my habitual use of this combination hasn't killed me yet, I'd say I'm in the clear.Good luck with rehab-ish type things, unless you're only interested in the pain pills. NTTAWWT.Threw my back out the other day. Been hopped up on either booze or pill since about 2pm Tuesday. Good times.By the way, your combination is more likely to cause death than mine is. :XVicodin for pleasure or for a real issue?<-- beer, then wine, then bourbon. Uh oh.You...you...you...you're good.Me, I just washed down some vicodin and prednizone with beer. Not sure how this is gonna turn out.
strykerpks
Footballguy
So yah, last week I got picked up by the cops for hitch-hiking
Relentless
Footballguy
Prednisone makes me feel like jesus. Your liver might not agree with me after that combo but That guy is overrated anyways.You...you...you...you're good.Me, I just washed down some vicodin and prednizone with beer. Not sure how this is gonna turn out.
Goldminer1
Footballguy
Hi 
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
I accidentally drank an 18 pack today.
I swear to god, I just cracked one toward the end of the BG game for celebration purposes...the next thing I know, I'm completely buried. My liver hurts...mainly because I'm going out in a little while.
I swear to god, I just cracked one toward the end of the BG game for celebration purposes...the next thing I know, I'm completely buried. My liver hurts...mainly because I'm going out in a little while.
Wild Young Billy
A Crazy Cat
Damn!!I accidentally drank an 18 pack today.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Jebus, I really mewant to stay home today.
Good god, I did thinbgs to myself I really shouldn't have. A half bottle of vodka is not an appetizer.
Good god, I did thinbgs to myself I really shouldn't have. A half bottle of vodka is not an appetizer.
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