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Homer J Simpson

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I think I'm going to bed now.Not real happy about it though. :lmao:

That was a fast 18 pack.
Only a few deep, but it's new year's...I gotta be active in a few hours.Not real happy about it though. I almost wish I was married.
Yeah, and I almost wish I was unemployed.
Neither one is as good as it sounds...seriously. :thumbup:
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Jeromen

A little bit early tonight.Had a twelve pack and goin to bed. I have a big golf tourney tomorrow for $5000.Bachelor party at the boat tomorrow so I hope I win.

the rover

I'm still hungover from December 23.

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Homer J Simpson

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It's almost noon and I'm still wide awake and drinking like a Viking. :helmet: :bow:

:stirspot:Lucky. But remember, you got Amateur Night coming up. Plenty of potential younguns out there for ya. You need to perform. :hot:
I've never really been a fan of New year's...
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It's almost noon and I'm still wide awake and drinking like a Viking. :helmet::stirspot:

:bow:
My good drinkin' buddy just called me. We're going to "lunch".WHEEEEEEEEE!!!!!~!I'll be posting again in a few hours. Gonna see if I can go a full 24 hours. :hot:
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It's almost noon and I'm still wide awake and drinking like a Viking. :helmet::stirspot:

:bow:
My good drinkin' buddy just called me. We're going to "lunch".WHEEEEEEEEE!!!!!~!I'll be posting again in a few hours. Gonna see if I can go a full 24 hours. :hot:
You inspired me. I just cracked #1.
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I think I'm going to bed now.Not real happy about it though. :lmao:

That was a fast 18 pack.
Only a few deep, but it's new year's...I gotta be active in a few hours.Not real happy about it though. I almost wish I was married.
Yeah, and I almost wish I was unemployed.
Neither one is as good as it sounds...seriously. :goodposting:
There's something that sounds good about one of them? Seriously?
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Homer J Simpson

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I think I'm going to bed now.Not real happy about it though. :(

That was a fast 18 pack.
Only a few deep, but it's new year's...I gotta be active in a few hours.Not real happy about it though. I almost wish I was married.
Yeah, and I almost wish I was unemployed.
Neither one is as good as it sounds...seriously. :thumbup:
There's something that sounds good about one of them? Seriously?
Just got back...going out again in a couple hours.And yes...in one of these situations, someone else picks up the tab.:popcorn:
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Homer J Simpson

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I think I'm going to bed now.Not real happy about it though. :(

That was a fast 18 pack.
Only a few deep, but it's new year's...I gotta be active in a few hours.Not real happy about it though. I almost wish I was married.
Yeah, and I almost wish I was unemployed.
Neither one is as good as it sounds...seriously. :thumbup:
There's something that sounds good about one of them? Seriously?
Just got back...going out again in a couple hours.And yes...in one of these situations, someone else picks up the tab.:popcorn:
And yes, I know.I know.
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Homer J Simpson

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It's almost noon and I'm still wide awake and drinking like a Viking. :helmet::popcorn:

:(
My good drinkin' buddy just called me. We're going to "lunch".WHEEEEEEEEE!!!!!~!I'll be posting again in a few hours. Gonna see if I can go a full 24 hours. :thumbup:
You inspired me. I just cracked #1.
Atta boy.
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Bob Sacamano

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I think I'm going to bed now.Not real happy about it though. :no:

That was a fast 18 pack.
Only a few deep, but it's new year's...I gotta be active in a few hours.Not real happy about it though. I almost wish I was married.
Yeah, and I almost wish I was unemployed.
Neither one is as good as it sounds...seriously. :wolf:
There's something that sounds good about one of them? Seriously?
Just got back...going out again in a couple hours.And yes...in one of these situations, someone else picks up the tab.:goodposting:
And yes, I know.I know.
Happy New Year, GB. May your liver and your member be equally pained tomorrow.
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In order:

Newcastle (beginning of the 4th qtr Utah/Bama at the bar). 'Nother Newcastle. Bud Light. Double shot of tequila given by a buddy that I lost 50 bucks to on a straight-up SD/DEN bet. he's a Chargers fan who just lost his job; no spread needed. "nother bud light. Came home. FBG. Utah banter. Put on some Donavaon frankenreiter on the bose thingy. Shower. Message board check...

(texts not included)

Headin' back out. :coffee::excited:

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:thumbup: I loves me some stryker.

:wub:Good thing mods don't troll this thread or I'd be on my 45th alias :bag:I laughed my fermunda off this mornign when I read that. I love me when I'm drunkVerginer :shrug: Edited by strykerpks
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Homer J Simpson

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:bag: I loves me some stryker.

:wub:Good thing mods don't troll this thread or I'd be on my 45th alias :bag:I laughed my fermunda off this mornign when I read that. I love me when I'm drunkVerginer :lmao:
:thumbup::shrug::wub: The best part of a hangover is checking to see what I posted the night before.
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By order of our hotty Governor, all Alaska residents must keep their blood 30% whiskey at all times.So you don't freeze... :banned:

That's some good government right there, son.
You should of voted for her, you #######. You know Obama would just double talk and make us all stay sober and freeze.
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By order of our hotty Governor, all Alaska residents must keep their blood 30% whiskey at all times.So you don't freeze... :angry:

That's some good government right there, son.
You should of voted for her, you #######. You know Obama would just double talk and make us all stay sober and freeze.
I voted for her.PS Nailin Palin wasn't that good
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By order of our hotty Governor, all Alaska residents must keep their blood 30% whiskey at all times.So you don't freeze... ;)

That's some good government right there, son.
You should of voted for her, you #######. You know Obama would just double talk and make us all stay sober and freeze.
I voted for her.
:angry::)
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Homer J Simpson

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Mildly smashed...one of those long and steady drunks. Good times. :hot:

Although I have to go out boozing tomorrow at like noon. For me, that might as well be 7:30 in the morning.

I've got to slow down or else I'm going to show up at noon still boozing. :banned:

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Mildly smashed...one of those long and steady drunks. Good times. :hot: Although I have to go out boozing tomorrow at like noon. For me, that might as well be 7:30 in the morning.I've got to slow down or else I'm going to show up at noon still boozing. :banned:

What's wrong with that? You have to maintain your rep as the Ultimate FBG alcoholic
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hi miner :banned:

Hey GB.....what are you drinking?

I'm down somehwhere around 10-12 Kokanee's and a triple Old Crow and Coke...

eye dee kay some keg bber but lol wtf i have a shirt that saysd kokanees is that some kind of ski slope or something?
Kokanee:

http://www.kokaneeglacierbeer.com/index2.php

do they melt glaciers for their beer?

maybe thats why we have global warming

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hi miner :banned:

Hey GB.....what are you drinking?

I'm down somehwhere around 10-12 Kokanee's and a triple Old Crow and Coke...

eye dee kay some keg bber but lol wtf i have a shirt that saysd kokanees is that some kind of ski slope or something?
Kokanee:

http://www.kokaneeglacierbeer.com/index2.php

do they melt glaciers for their beer?

maybe thats why we have global warming

They have a sweet abominable snowman in their commericals. They only sell their beer in the Northwest USA and B.C. Canada. Its pretty good...Better than your coors/bud light stuff not quite as good as the really expensive total gourmet beers. I'd say its on the same flavor tier as Blue Moon.
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Mildly smashed...one of those long and steady drunks. Good times. :mellow: Although I have to go out boozing tomorrow at like noon. For me, that might as well be 7:30 in the morning.I've got to slow down or else I'm going to show up at noon still boozing. :lmao:

What's wrong with that? You have to maintain your rep as the Ultimate FBG alcoholic
Ein minuten bitteI might resemble that remark
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Mildly smashed...one of those long and steady drunks. Good times. :banned: Although I have to go out boozing tomorrow at like noon. For me, that might as well be 7:30 in the morning.I've got to slow down or else I'm going to show up at noon still boozing. :kicksrock:

What's wrong with that? You have to maintain your rep as the Ultimate FBG alcoholic
Ein minuten bitteI might resemble that remark
I agree the resembeleance is uncanny
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