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Official Drunk Thread (4 Viewers)
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Sonny Lubick Blowup Doll
Footballguy
Who brings politics into the drinking thread? What a complete dork.I voted for her.You should of voted for her, you #######. You know Obama would just double talk and make us all stay sober and freeze.That's some good government right there, son.By order of our hotty Governor, all Alaska residents must keep their blood 30% whiskey at all times.So you don't freeze...
:X
safariplanet
Footballguy
Man I say this every Saturday and Saturday morning.And some may ask, why are you up 6 hours after you passed out on a Saturday?a: My body is very weird like that. Instead of getting a full sleep when I'm boozed and waking up with a headache, my body wants me to wake up and work it off.
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Oh Yes!
Footballguy
dammit i miss this thread. ill be back in february. stryker, did you ever get that ####ty taffy?
strykerpks
Footballguy
Yes I got it, thanks a ton!!But you didnt tell me it was made in 1997....that #### was crunchyThat being said, I ate the #### outta that taffyOh Yes! said:dammit i miss this thread. ill be back in february. stryker, did you ever get that ####ty taffy?
strykerpks
Footballguy
Clarence Boddiker, dead or alive, you're coming with me
ArcticEdge
Footballguy
FU pig!!!
ArcticEdge
Footballguy
strykerpks
Footballguy
ArcticEdge
Footballguy
I think you, Homer and I could do a lot of damage. To our livers..I'll buy that for a dollar!
strykerpks
Footballguy
My liver is bionic. I'm gonna donate it to sciencse when I die at 48 of a heart attack so they can create a drinking pillI think you, Homer and I could do a lot of damage. To our livers..I'll buy that for a dollar!
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
I completely and without shame defer to your skills in this arena.strykerpks said:Ein minuten bitteI might resemble that remarkGoldminer1 said:What's wrong with that? You have to maintain your rep as the Ultimate FBG alcoholicHomer J Simpson said:Mildly smashed...one of those long and steady drunks. Good times.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
This would officially be good times.I think you, Homer and I could do a lot of damage. To our livers..I'll buy that for a dollar!
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
God, I need a drink or I'm going to puke.
Goldminer1
Footballguy
Hi, again.
Down about 1/2 to 3/4 of a 5th of Everclear....190 proof
Down about 1/2 to 3/4 of a 5th of Everclear....190 proof
Goldminer1
Footballguy
:lonely:
safariplanet
Footballguy
thanks, ive been trying to remember why i dont have classes today. GB black people.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
I was thirsty around 12:30 and cracked a beer.
I'm hip deep right now.
I'm hip deep right now.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
I friggin' love the happy-hour drunk on an empty stomach. Nothing like being completely smashed at 9 o'clock.
maxwelledison
Footballguy
No idea how but I'm there.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Welcome to Drunktown.Our beloved Mayor Stryker, will be here around 3AM to welcome you officially.
Sonny Lubick Blowup Doll
Footballguy
I friggin' love the happy-hour drunk on an empty stomach. Nothing like being completely smashed at 9 o'clock.
I see a post in this thread, and I'm thinking, what the hell, early on a Thursday... 
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
And jamyp on a Friday.And Beckster on a SaturdayI friggin' love the happy-hour drunk on an empty stomach. Nothing like being completely smashed at 9 o'clock.
And...
Yes, have some.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Holy crap, I got that!Good stuff.And jamyp on a Friday.And Beckster on a SaturdayI friggin' love the happy-hour drunk on an empty stomach. Nothing like being completely smashed at 9 o'clock.
And...
Yes, have some.
I'm thinking about calling you right now...it's been a while, GB.
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
Yes, yes it has. But I can't talk now. Sure-fire ### waiting in the wings. As soon as she finishes a little work (10 minutes) and we have dinner (45 minutes), it's go time. So, it'll probably be safe to call in an hour.Holy crap, I got that!Good stuff.And jamyp on a Friday.And Beckster on a SaturdayI friggin' love the happy-hour drunk on an empty stomach. Nothing like being completely smashed at 9 o'clock.
And...
Yes, have some.
I'm thinking about calling you right now...it's been a while, GB.
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Sweet. Talk to you in 47 minutes.Yes, yes it has. But I can't talk now. Sure-fire ### waiting in the wings. As soon as she finishes a little work (10 minutes) and we have dinner (45 minutes), it's go time. So, it'll probably be safe to call in an hour.Holy crap, I got that!Good stuff.And jamyp on a Friday.And Beckster on a SaturdayI friggin' love the happy-hour drunk on an empty stomach. Nothing like being completely smashed at 9 o'clock.
And...
Yes, have some.
I'm thinking about calling you right now...it's been a while, GB.
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
We're already a bottle of wine into the night, have another one open, and tomorrow's her birthday. I know few things in life, but I know when teh sex is imminent like the Star Wars dorks know when to start lining up at the theater.
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
From riiiiiiiiight now.Sweet. Talk to you in 47 minutes.Yes, yes it has. But I can't talk now. Sure-fire ### waiting in the wings. As soon as she finishes a little work (10 minutes) and we have dinner (45 minutes), it's go time. So, it'll probably be safe to call in an hour.Holy crap, I got that!Good stuff.And jamyp on a Friday.And Beckster on a SaturdayI friggin' love the happy-hour drunk on an empty stomach. Nothing like being completely smashed at 9 o'clock.
And...
Yes, have some.
I'm thinking about calling you right now...it's been a while, GB.
Red Eyed and Blue
Footballguy
We're already a bottle of wine into the night, have another one open, and tomorrow's her birthday. I know few things in life, but I know when teh sex is imminent like the Star Wars dorks know when to start lining up at the theater.
....and yet, HERE you are!
yinzer
Footballguy
We're already a bottle of wine into the night, have another one open, and tomorrow's her birthday. I know few things in life, but I know when teh sex is imminent like the Star Wars dorks know when to start lining up at the theater.
I think its time to crack open a cold oneRed Eyed and Blue
Footballguy
On Becks numero 5, Cialis numbre uno and in an about an hour, my GF will be waltzing in with a fresh bag of ganja.
It's nights like these that convince me heaven is right here on earth.
It's nights like these that convince me heaven is right here on earth.
strykerpks
Footballguy
Not tonight GB. Putting the finishing touches on a presentation for 9am tomorrowWelcome to Drunktown.Our beloved Mayor Stryker, will be here around 3AM to welcome you officially.
I may have to have one or 7 now that everyone else is
eerpressure:
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
You're so easy.Not tonight GB. Putting the finishing touches on a presentation for 9am tomorrowWelcome to Drunktown.Our beloved Mayor Stryker, will be here around 3AM to welcome you officially.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
That's what I'm saying.We're already a bottle of wine into the night, have another one open, and tomorrow's her birthday. I know few things in life, but I know when teh sex is imminent like the Star Wars dorks know when to start lining up at the theater.
strykerpks
Footballguy
Awww shucksYou're so easy.
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
Just got done. What did I miss?From riiiiiiiiight now.Sweet. Talk to you in 47 minutes.Yes, yes it has. But I can't talk now. Sure-fire ### waiting in the wings. As soon as she finishes a little work (10 minutes) and we have dinner (45 minutes), it's go time. So, it'll probably be safe to call in an hour.Holy crap, I got that!Good stuff.And jamyp on a Friday.And Beckster on a SaturdayI friggin' love the happy-hour drunk on an empty stomach. Nothing like being completely smashed at 9 o'clock.
And...
Yes, have some.
I'm thinking about calling you right now...it's been a while, GB.
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
She had work to wrap up. What was I supposed to do, get started without her?We're already a bottle of wine into the night, have another one open, and tomorrow's her birthday. I know few things in life, but I know when teh sex is imminent like the Star Wars dorks know when to start lining up at the theater.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Smashed by Six.
Today is a new day.
Today is a new day.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
I'm still at work and just finished my first beer.
I always think to check in here later in the night but it feels like I'm typing with hot dogs.
I always think to check in here later in the night but it feels like I'm typing with hot dogs.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Why would hot dogs be typing with you?
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
My fingers feel like sausages.I would have checked in last night but I too know when a sure thing is headed my way.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
I friggin' love the happy-hour drunk on an empty stomach. Nothing like being completely smashed at 9 o'clock.
Boozed by 4 o'clock today.Homer J Simpson said:Smashed by Six.
Today is a new day.
Going back out in a couple of hours... This is shaping up to be a hell of a week.
My liver hurts.
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Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Frick, I just spilled a pint on my living room carpet.
Not happy about it, but not so unhappy that I'll actually clean it up.
GB being single.
Not happy about it, but not so unhappy that I'll actually clean it up.
GB being single.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
That's why I have 5 cases of JD in my basement.I need to go to the liquor store... Finished off the end of the scotch and the vodka tonight.
About to hit the bars again. Fourth time this week?
I took my Mom to the casino yesterday for about 9 hours and got her a little too loaded. My Dad just sent me an e-mail saying she puked all night. 
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