Sonny Lubick Blowup Doll 90 Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 CokBallsVerginaWeenerButtholePeriodFecesCumdumpsterGizzgoblinOh yah, earmuffs...sorry Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sonny Lubick Blowup Doll 90 Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 By order of our hotty Governor, all Alaska residents must keep their blood 30% whiskey at all times.So you don't freeze... That's some good government right there, son.You should of voted for her, you #######. You know Obama would just double talk and make us all stay sober and freeze.I voted for her. Who brings politics into the drinking thread? What a complete dork. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
safariplanet 1 Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 (edited) Starting Monday... NO boozeTonight and Giants game tomorrow is too much for me. Chevas on rocks right nowMan I say this every Saturday and Saturday morning.And some may ask, why are you up 6 hours after you passed out on a Saturday?a: My body is very weird like that. Instead of getting a full sleep when I'm boozed and waking up with a headache, my body wants me to wake up and work it off. Edited January 17, 2009 by safariplanet Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Oh Yes! 2 Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 CokBallsVerginaWeenerButtholePeriodFecesCumdumpsterGizzgoblinOh yah, earmuffs...sorry dammit i miss this thread. ill be back in february. stryker, did you ever get that ####ty taffy? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
strykerpks 3,971 Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 dammit i miss this thread. ill be back in february. stryker, did you ever get that ####ty taffy?Yes I got it, thanks a ton!!But you didnt tell me it was made in 1997....that #### was crunchyThat being said, I ate the #### outta that taffy Quote Link to post Share on other sites
strykerpks 3,971 Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 Clarence Boddiker, dead or alive, you're coming with me Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ArcticEdge 3 Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 Clarence Boddiker, dead or alive, you're coming with meFU pig!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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strykerpks 3,971 Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 Clarence Boddiker, dead or alive, you're coming with meFU pig!!!I'll buy that for a dollar! :lmao:Really, we gotta have a beer or 12 sometime Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ArcticEdge 3 Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 Clarence Boddiker, dead or alive, you're coming with meFU pig!!!I'll buy that for a dollar! :lmao:Really, we gotta have a beer or 12 sometimeI think you, Homer and I could do a lot of damage. To our livers.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
strykerpks 3,971 Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 Clarence Boddiker, dead or alive, you're coming with meFU pig!!!I'll buy that for a dollar! Really, we gotta have a beer or 12 sometimeI think you, Homer and I could do a lot of damage. To our livers..My liver is bionic. I'm gonna donate it to sciencse when I die at 48 of a heart attack so they can create a drinking pill Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Homer J Simpson 8,446 Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 Mildly smashed...one of those long and steady drunks. Good times. Although I have to go out boozing tomorrow at like noon. For me, that might as well be 7:30 in the morning.I've got to slow down or else I'm going to show up at noon still boozing. What's wrong with that? You have to maintain your rep as the Ultimate FBG alcoholicEin minuten bitteI might resemble that remarkI completely and without shame defer to your skills in this arena. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Homer J Simpson 8,446 Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 Clarence Boddiker, dead or alive, you're coming with meFU pig!!!I'll buy that for a dollar! :popcorn:Really, we gotta have a beer or 12 sometimeI think you, Homer and I could do a lot of damage. To our livers..This would officially be good times. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
St. Louis Bob 6,285 Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 God, I need a drink or I'm going to puke. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Goldminer1 0 Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 Hi, again. Down about 1/2 to 3/4 of a 5th of Everclear....190 proof Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Goldminer1 0 Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 :lonely: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Disco Stu 476 Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 Whiskey. Beer. Asianmonkey. Need sleep. #### i wish we got mlk day off. racists. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
safariplanet 1 Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 Whiskey. Beer. Asianmonkey. Need sleep.#### i wish we got mlk day off. racists.thanks, ive been trying to remember why i dont have classes today. GB black people. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Homer J Simpson 8,446 Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 I was thirsty around 12:30 and cracked a beer. I'm hip deep right now. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Homer J Simpson 8,446 Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 I friggin' love the happy-hour drunk on an empty stomach. Nothing like being completely smashed at 9 o'clock. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
maxwelledison 142 Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 No idea how but I'm there. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Homer J Simpson 8,446 Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 No idea how but I'm there.Welcome to Drunktown.Our beloved Mayor Stryker, will be here around 3AM to welcome you officially. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sonny Lubick Blowup Doll 90 Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 I friggin' love the happy-hour drunk on an empty stomach. Nothing like being completely smashed at 9 o'clock. I see a post in this thread, and I'm thinking, what the hell, early on a Thursday... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bob Sacamano 9,554 Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 I friggin' love the happy-hour drunk on an empty stomach. Nothing like being completely smashed at 9 o'clock. I see a post in this thread, and I'm thinking, what the hell, early on a Thursday... And jamyp on a Friday.And Beckster on a SaturdayAnd...Yes, have some. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Homer J Simpson 8,446 Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 I friggin' love the happy-hour drunk on an empty stomach. Nothing like being completely smashed at 9 o'clock. I see a post in this thread, and I'm thinking, what the hell, early on a Thursday... And jamyp on a Friday.And Beckster on a SaturdayAnd...Yes, have some.Holy crap, I got that!Good stuff.I'm thinking about calling you right now...it's been a while, GB. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bob Sacamano 9,554 Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 I friggin' love the happy-hour drunk on an empty stomach. Nothing like being completely smashed at 9 o'clock. I see a post in this thread, and I'm thinking, what the hell, early on a Thursday... And jamyp on a Friday.And Beckster on a SaturdayAnd...Yes, have some.Holy crap, I got that!Good stuff.I'm thinking about calling you right now...it's been a while, GB. Yes, yes it has. But I can't talk now. Sure-fire ### waiting in the wings. As soon as she finishes a little work (10 minutes) and we have dinner (45 minutes), it's go time. So, it'll probably be safe to call in an hour. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Disco Stu 476 Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 Yes, yes it has. But I can't talk now. Sure-fire ### waiting in the wings. As soon as she finishes a little work (10 minutes) and we have dinner (45 minutes), it's go time. So, it'll probably be safe to call in an hour. Sure-fire? I thought you were married... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Homer J Simpson 8,446 Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 I friggin' love the happy-hour drunk on an empty stomach. Nothing like being completely smashed at 9 o'clock. I see a post in this thread, and I'm thinking, what the hell, early on a Thursday... And jamyp on a Friday.And Beckster on a SaturdayAnd...Yes, have some.Holy crap, I got that!Good stuff.I'm thinking about calling you right now...it's been a while, GB. Yes, yes it has. But I can't talk now. Sure-fire ### waiting in the wings. As soon as she finishes a little work (10 minutes) and we have dinner (45 minutes), it's go time. So, it'll probably be safe to call in an hour.Sweet. Talk to you in 47 minutes. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bob Sacamano 9,554 Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 Yes, yes it has. But I can't talk now. Sure-fire ### waiting in the wings. As soon as she finishes a little work (10 minutes) and we have dinner (45 minutes), it's go time. So, it'll probably be safe to call in an hour. Sure-fire? I thought you were married... We're already a bottle of wine into the night, have another one open, and tomorrow's her birthday. I know few things in life, but I know when teh sex is imminent like the Star Wars dorks know when to start lining up at the theater. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bob Sacamano 9,554 Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 I friggin' love the happy-hour drunk on an empty stomach. Nothing like being completely smashed at 9 o'clock. I see a post in this thread, and I'm thinking, what the hell, early on a Thursday... And jamyp on a Friday.And Beckster on a SaturdayAnd...Yes, have some.Holy crap, I got that!Good stuff.I'm thinking about calling you right now...it's been a while, GB. Yes, yes it has. But I can't talk now. Sure-fire ### waiting in the wings. As soon as she finishes a little work (10 minutes) and we have dinner (45 minutes), it's go time. So, it'll probably be safe to call in an hour.Sweet. Talk to you in 47 minutes. From riiiiiiiiight now. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Red Eyed and Blue 1 Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 Yes, yes it has. But I can't talk now. Sure-fire ### waiting in the wings. As soon as she finishes a little work (10 minutes) and we have dinner (45 minutes), it's go time. So, it'll probably be safe to call in an hour. Sure-fire? I thought you were married... We're already a bottle of wine into the night, have another one open, and tomorrow's her birthday. I know few things in life, but I know when teh sex is imminent like the Star Wars dorks know when to start lining up at the theater. ....and yet, HERE you are! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
yinzer 0 Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 Yes, yes it has. But I can't talk now. Sure-fire ### waiting in the wings. As soon as she finishes a little work (10 minutes) and we have dinner (45 minutes), it's go time. So, it'll probably be safe to call in an hour. Sure-fire? I thought you were married... We're already a bottle of wine into the night, have another one open, and tomorrow's her birthday. I know few things in life, but I know when teh sex is imminent like the Star Wars dorks know when to start lining up at the theater. I think its time to crack open a cold one Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Red Eyed and Blue 1 Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 On Becks numero 5, Cialis numbre uno and in an about an hour, my GF will be waltzing in with a fresh bag of ganja. It's nights like these that convince me heaven is right here on earth. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
strykerpks 3,971 Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 No idea how but I'm there.Welcome to Drunktown.Our beloved Mayor Stryker, will be here around 3AM to welcome you officially. Not tonight GB. Putting the finishing touches on a presentation for 9am tomorrow :crazy:I may have to have one or 7 now that everyone else is:peerpressure: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Homer J Simpson 8,446 Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 No idea how but I'm there.Welcome to Drunktown.Our beloved Mayor Stryker, will be here around 3AM to welcome you officially. Not tonight GB. Putting the finishing touches on a presentation for 9am tomorrow :crazy:I may have to have one or 7 now that everyone else is:peerpressure:You're so easy. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Homer J Simpson 8,446 Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 Yes, yes it has. But I can't talk now. Sure-fire ### waiting in the wings. As soon as she finishes a little work (10 minutes) and we have dinner (45 minutes), it's go time. So, it'll probably be safe to call in an hour. Sure-fire? I thought you were married... We're already a bottle of wine into the night, have another one open, and tomorrow's her birthday. I know few things in life, but I know when teh sex is imminent like the Star Wars dorks know when to start lining up at the theater. ....and yet, HERE you are!That's what I'm saying. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
strykerpks 3,971 Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 You're so easy. Awww shucks Quote Link to post Share on other sites
yinzer 0 Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 Judging by how much drinks cost, I cant believe I can buy a pretty tasty case of beer at my local beverage distributor for 9$ plus tax. Its unbelievable...when I pay the cashier I feel like its still 1978, and I wasnt even alive then Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bob Sacamano 9,554 Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 I friggin' love the happy-hour drunk on an empty stomach. Nothing like being completely smashed at 9 o'clock. I see a post in this thread, and I'm thinking, what the hell, early on a Thursday... And jamyp on a Friday.And Beckster on a SaturdayAnd...Yes, have some.Holy crap, I got that!Good stuff.I'm thinking about calling you right now...it's been a while, GB. Yes, yes it has. But I can't talk now. Sure-fire ### waiting in the wings. As soon as she finishes a little work (10 minutes) and we have dinner (45 minutes), it's go time. So, it'll probably be safe to call in an hour.Sweet. Talk to you in 47 minutes. From riiiiiiiiight now.Just got done. What did I miss? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bob Sacamano 9,554 Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 Yes, yes it has. But I can't talk now. Sure-fire ### waiting in the wings. As soon as she finishes a little work (10 minutes) and we have dinner (45 minutes), it's go time. So, it'll probably be safe to call in an hour. Sure-fire? I thought you were married... We're already a bottle of wine into the night, have another one open, and tomorrow's her birthday. I know few things in life, but I know when teh sex is imminent like the Star Wars dorks know when to start lining up at the theater. ....and yet, HERE you are!She had work to wrap up. What was I supposed to do, get started without her? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Homer J Simpson 8,446 Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 Smashed by Six. Today is a new day. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
St. Louis Bob 6,285 Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 I'm still at work and just finished my first beer. I always think to check in here later in the night but it feels like I'm typing with hot dogs. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Homer J Simpson 8,446 Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 I'm still at work and just finished my first beer.I always think to check in here later in the night but it feels like I'm typing with hot dogs.Why would hot dogs be typing with you? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
St. Louis Bob 6,285 Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 I'm still at work and just finished my first beer.I always think to check in here later in the night but it feels like I'm typing with hot dogs.Why would hot dogs be typing with you?My fingers feel like sausages.I would have checked in last night but I too know when a sure thing is headed my way. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Homer J Simpson 8,446 Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 (edited) I friggin' love the happy-hour drunk on an empty stomach. Nothing like being completely smashed at 9 o'clock. Smashed by Six.Today is a new day. Boozed by 4 o'clock today. Going back out in a couple of hours... This is shaping up to be a hell of a week. My liver hurts. Edited January 24, 2009 by Homer J Simpson Quote Link to post Share on other sites
yinzer 0 Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 Im offering up my own Pulitzer Prize to the person who discovers how to create a functional repleacement liver Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Homer J Simpson 8,446 Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 Frick, I just spilled a pint on my living room carpet. Not happy about it, but not so unhappy that I'll actually clean it up. GB being single. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
yinzer 0 Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 Ive managed to spill 3 glasses in the last week....all containing OJ though my feet have some kind of subconscious booze detector Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Disco Stu 476 Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 I need to go to the liquor store... Finished off the end of the scotch and the vodka tonight. About to hit the bars again. Fourth time this week? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
St. Louis Bob 6,285 Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 I need to go to the liquor store... Finished off the end of the scotch and the vodka tonight. About to hit the bars again. Fourth time this week? That's why I have 5 cases of JD in my basement. I took my Mom to the casino yesterday for about 9 hours and got her a little too loaded. My Dad just sent me an e-mail saying she puked all night. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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