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A little bit early tonight.Had a twelve pack and goin to bed. I have a big golf tourney tomorrow for $5000.Bachelor party at the boat tomorrow so I hope I win.

I'm still hungover from December 23.

This is beautiful

By order of our hotty Governor, all Alaska residents must keep their blood 30% whiskey at all times.So you don't freeze... :banned:

That's some good government right there, son.
You should of voted for her, you #######. You know Obama would just double talk and make us all stay sober and freeze.
I voted for her.
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Who brings politics into the drinking thread? What a complete dork.
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Starting Monday... NO boozeTonight and Giants game tomorrow is too much for me. Chevas on rocks right now

Man I say this every Saturday and Saturday morning.And some may ask, why are you up 6 hours after you passed out on a Saturday?a: My body is very weird like that. Instead of getting a full sleep when I'm boozed and waking up with a headache, my body wants me to wake up and work it off. Edited by safariplanet
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:lmao: dammit i miss this thread. ill be back in february. stryker, did you ever get that ####ty taffy?

Yes I got it, thanks a ton!!But you didnt tell me it was made in 1997....that #### was crunchyThat being said, I ate the #### outta that taffy
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Clarence Boddiker, dead or alive, you're coming with me

FU pig!!!
I'll buy that for a dollar! :lmao:Really, we gotta have a beer or 12 sometime
I think you, Homer and I could do a lot of damage. To our livers..
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Clarence Boddiker, dead or alive, you're coming with me

FU pig!!!
I'll buy that for a dollar! :banned: Really, we gotta have a beer or 12 sometime
I think you, Homer and I could do a lot of damage. To our livers..
My liver is bionic. I'm gonna donate it to sciencse when I die at 48 of a heart attack so they can create a drinking pill
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Mildly smashed...one of those long and steady drunks. Good times. :lmao: Although I have to go out boozing tomorrow at like noon. For me, that might as well be 7:30 in the morning.I've got to slow down or else I'm going to show up at noon still boozing. :popcorn:

What's wrong with that? You have to maintain your rep as the Ultimate FBG alcoholic
Ein minuten bitteI might resemble that remark
I completely and without shame defer to your skills in this arena. :banned::lmao:
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Clarence Boddiker, dead or alive, you're coming with me

FU pig!!!
I'll buy that for a dollar! :popcorn:Really, we gotta have a beer or 12 sometime
I think you, Homer and I could do a lot of damage. To our livers..
This would officially be good times. :banned:
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I friggin' love the happy-hour drunk on an empty stomach. Nothing like being completely smashed at 9 o'clock. :banned:

:lmao: I see a post in this thread, and I'm thinking, what the hell, early on a Thursday... :thumbup:
And jamyp on a Friday.

And Beckster on a Saturday

And...

Yes, have some.

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I friggin' love the happy-hour drunk on an empty stomach. Nothing like being completely smashed at 9 o'clock. :banned:

:lmao: I see a post in this thread, and I'm thinking, what the hell, early on a Thursday... :thumbup:
And jamyp on a Friday.

And Beckster on a Saturday

And...

Yes, have some.

Holy crap, I got that!

Good stuff.

I'm thinking about calling you right now...it's been a while, GB. :wub:

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I friggin' love the happy-hour drunk on an empty stomach. Nothing like being completely smashed at 9 o'clock. :banned:

:lmao: I see a post in this thread, and I'm thinking, what the hell, early on a Thursday... :thumbup:
And jamyp on a Friday.

And Beckster on a Saturday

And...

Yes, have some.

Holy crap, I got that!

Good stuff.

I'm thinking about calling you right now...it's been a while, GB. :wub:

Yes, yes it has. But I can't talk now. Sure-fire ### waiting in the wings. As soon as she finishes a little work (10 minutes) and we have dinner (45 minutes), it's go time. So, it'll probably be safe to call in an hour.
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Yes, yes it has. But I can't talk now. Sure-fire ### waiting in the wings. As soon as she finishes a little work (10 minutes) and we have dinner (45 minutes), it's go time. So, it'll probably be safe to call in an hour.

:banned: Sure-fire? I thought you were married... :thumbup:
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I friggin' love the happy-hour drunk on an empty stomach. Nothing like being completely smashed at 9 o'clock. :lmao:

:wub: I see a post in this thread, and I'm thinking, what the hell, early on a Thursday... :thumbup:
And jamyp on a Friday.

And Beckster on a Saturday

And...

Yes, have some.

Holy crap, I got that!

Good stuff.

I'm thinking about calling you right now...it's been a while, GB. :wub:

Yes, yes it has. But I can't talk now. Sure-fire ### waiting in the wings. As soon as she finishes a little work (10 minutes) and we have dinner (45 minutes), it's go time. So, it'll probably be safe to call in an hour.
Sweet. Talk to you in 47 minutes. :banned:
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Yes, yes it has. But I can't talk now. Sure-fire ### waiting in the wings. As soon as she finishes a little work (10 minutes) and we have dinner (45 minutes), it's go time. So, it'll probably be safe to call in an hour.

:banned: Sure-fire? I thought you were married... :thumbup:
We're already a bottle of wine into the night, have another one open, and tomorrow's her birthday. I know few things in life, but I know when teh sex is imminent like the Star Wars dorks know when to start lining up at the theater.
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I friggin' love the happy-hour drunk on an empty stomach. Nothing like being completely smashed at 9 o'clock. :lmao:

:wub: I see a post in this thread, and I'm thinking, what the hell, early on a Thursday... :thumbup:
And jamyp on a Friday.

And Beckster on a Saturday

And...

Yes, have some.

Holy crap, I got that!

Good stuff.

I'm thinking about calling you right now...it's been a while, GB. :wub:

Yes, yes it has. But I can't talk now. Sure-fire ### waiting in the wings. As soon as she finishes a little work (10 minutes) and we have dinner (45 minutes), it's go time. So, it'll probably be safe to call in an hour.
Sweet. Talk to you in 47 minutes. :banned:
From riiiiiiiiight now.
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Yes, yes it has. But I can't talk now. Sure-fire ### waiting in the wings. As soon as she finishes a little work (10 minutes) and we have dinner (45 minutes), it's go time. So, it'll probably be safe to call in an hour.

:banned: Sure-fire? I thought you were married... :thumbup:
We're already a bottle of wine into the night, have another one open, and tomorrow's her birthday. I know few things in life, but I know when teh sex is imminent like the Star Wars dorks know when to start lining up at the theater.
:lmao::wub::wub: ....and yet, HERE you are!
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Yes, yes it has. But I can't talk now. Sure-fire ### waiting in the wings. As soon as she finishes a little work (10 minutes) and we have dinner (45 minutes), it's go time. So, it'll probably be safe to call in an hour.

:lmao: Sure-fire? I thought you were married... :crazy:
We're already a bottle of wine into the night, have another one open, and tomorrow's her birthday. I know few things in life, but I know when teh sex is imminent like the Star Wars dorks know when to start lining up at the theater.
:lmao: I think its time to crack open a cold one
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No idea how but I'm there.

Welcome to Drunktown.Our beloved Mayor Stryker, will be here around 3AM to welcome you officially. :lmao:
Not tonight GB. Putting the finishing touches on a presentation for 9am tomorrow :crazy:I may have to have one or 7 now that everyone else is:peerpressure:
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No idea how but I'm there.

Welcome to Drunktown.Our beloved Mayor Stryker, will be here around 3AM to welcome you officially. :lmao:
Not tonight GB. Putting the finishing touches on a presentation for 9am tomorrow :crazy:I may have to have one or 7 now that everyone else is:peerpressure:
You're so easy. :lmao:
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Yes, yes it has. But I can't talk now. Sure-fire ### waiting in the wings. As soon as she finishes a little work (10 minutes) and we have dinner (45 minutes), it's go time. So, it'll probably be safe to call in an hour.

:lmao: Sure-fire? I thought you were married... :crazy:
We're already a bottle of wine into the night, have another one open, and tomorrow's her birthday. I know few things in life, but I know when teh sex is imminent like the Star Wars dorks know when to start lining up at the theater.
:lmao::lmao::lmao: ....and yet, HERE you are!
That's what I'm saying.
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I friggin' love the happy-hour drunk on an empty stomach. Nothing like being completely smashed at 9 o'clock. :banned:

:lmao: I see a post in this thread, and I'm thinking, what the hell, early on a Thursday... :lmao:
And jamyp on a Friday.

And Beckster on a Saturday

And...

Yes, have some.

Holy crap, I got that!

Good stuff.

I'm thinking about calling you right now...it's been a while, GB. :wub:

Yes, yes it has. But I can't talk now. Sure-fire ### waiting in the wings. As soon as she finishes a little work (10 minutes) and we have dinner (45 minutes), it's go time. So, it'll probably be safe to call in an hour.
Sweet. Talk to you in 47 minutes. :thumbup:
From riiiiiiiiight now.
Just got done. What did I miss?
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Yes, yes it has. But I can't talk now. Sure-fire ### waiting in the wings. As soon as she finishes a little work (10 minutes) and we have dinner (45 minutes), it's go time. So, it'll probably be safe to call in an hour.

:thumbup: Sure-fire? I thought you were married... :lmao:
We're already a bottle of wine into the night, have another one open, and tomorrow's her birthday. I know few things in life, but I know when teh sex is imminent like the Star Wars dorks know when to start lining up at the theater.
:banned::lmao::wub: ....and yet, HERE you are!
She had work to wrap up. What was I supposed to do, get started without her?
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I'm still at work and just finished my first beer.I always think to check in here later in the night but it feels like I'm typing with hot dogs.

Why would hot dogs be typing with you?
My fingers feel like sausages.I would have checked in last night but I too know when a sure thing is headed my way.
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I friggin' love the happy-hour drunk on an empty stomach. Nothing like being completely smashed at 9 o'clock. :banned:

Smashed by Six.

Today is a new day. :D

Boozed by 4 o'clock today. :banned:

Going back out in a couple of hours... :banned:

This is shaping up to be a hell of a week.

My liver hurts. :cry:

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I need to go to the liquor store... Finished off the end of the scotch and the vodka tonight. :thumbup:

About to hit the bars again. Fourth time this week? :lmao::banned:

That's why I have 5 cases of JD in my basement. :lmao:

I took my Mom to the casino yesterday for about 9 hours and got her a little too loaded. My Dad just sent me an e-mail saying she puked all night. :bag:

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