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St Patriks Day and not one post? I'm disappointed in you all. :goodposting:

I tended bar that night. Good times. :lmao:Oh, and I tended bar today, too. But I'm smashed as a mofo right now. :banned:
And that stopped you from posting? :no:PS Wisky :thumbup: (and I'm not talking about the booze - 12-5 #####es)
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A little bit early tonight.Had a twelve pack and goin to bed. I have a big golf tourney tomorrow for $5000.Bachelor party at the boat tomorrow so I hope I win.

I'm still hungover from December 23.

This is beautiful

St Patriks Day and not one post? I'm disappointed in you all. :coffee:

I tended bar that night. Good times. :banned:Oh, and I tended bar today, too. But I'm smashed as a mofo right now. :banned:
And that stopped you from posting? :no:PS Wisky :thumbup: (and I'm not talking about the booze - 12-5 #####es)
:thumbup: :thumbup: Picked 'em.As well as Cleveland State over Wake. :pickle: Edited by Homer J Simpson
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St Patriks Day and not one post? I'm disappointed in you all. :goodposting:

I tended bar that night. Good times. :unsure:Oh, and I tended bar today, too. But I'm smashed as a mofo right now. :banned:
And that stopped you from posting? :no:PS Wisky :thumbup: (and I'm not talking about the booze - 12-5 #####es)
:thumbup: :thumbup: Picked 'em.As well as Cleveland State over Wake. :pickle:
:cry: got a cute girl's numbers tonight though...
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St Patriks Day and not one post? I'm disappointed in you all. :goodposting:

I tended bar that night. Good times. :unsure:Oh, and I tended bar today, too. But I'm smashed as a mofo right now. :banned:
And that stopped you from posting? :no:PS Wisky :thumbup: (and I'm not talking about the booze - 12-5 #####es)
:thumbup: :thumbup: Picked 'em.As well as Cleveland State over Wake. :pickle:
:cry: got a cute girl's numbers tonight though...
Crying about Wake or FSU? It mattersETA: Being beckoned for some ######. G'night Edited by strykerpks
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I tended bar that night. Good times. :goodposting:Oh, and I tended bar today, too. But I'm smashed as a mofo right now. :banned:

And that stopped you from posting? :no:PS Wisky :unsure: (and I'm not talking about the booze - 12-5 #####es)
:thumbup: :thumbup: Picked 'em.As well as Cleveland State over Wake. :thumbup:
:cry: got a cute girl's numbers tonight though...
Crying about Wake or FSU? It mattersETA: Being beckoned for some ######. G'night
Wake.She texted me though. :pickle:
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Gettingg seriousely wasted here. The company I worrk for jusr folded. ####ign #######s have known aboutt it for 2 weeks and drop it on us oin a monday. :rolleyes:

That sucks dude. Any bartending experience? If so, you can pay your rent and bag 22-year-old waitresses.
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Me too!Getting smashed on a Tuesday...played golf for the first time since last August...rubbed one out this morning...had wings for lunch...this is a pretty damn good day. :thumbup:
FML :rolleyes:
Just stop.Your life friggin' rules.
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Gettingg seriousely wasted here. The company I worrk for jusr folded. ####ign #######s have known aboutt it for 2 weeks and drop it on us oin a monday. :rolleyes:

That sucks dude. Any bartending experience? If so, you can pay your rent and bag 22-year-old waitresses.
No exprincee bartending, but plasn on bagging nubile waitressses regardless.
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Looks like a good place to drop the shameless Alcoholics Anonymous plug.

"Who shall we say is calling?

Who In This Mirror?

Who In Mortal Chains?

Who by Common Trial?

Who Shall I Say Is Calling?"

...................................Leonard Cohen, Live 2008 :mellow:

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Drunk again. It's Wednesday.

Gonna be drunk again tomorrow. And probably banging a hot 22-year-old too. :blackdot:

I'm off Friday, so I'll definitely be drunk then too.

There's a party I know of on Sunday too.

God friggin DAYUMM I really love bartending.

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Anyone got some smileys they can spare? I need a few.

Anyway, you know what sucks? Going to your fridge at 4:25am and realizing you just drank your last beer. If I'd have known it was the last one, I would have savored it more...basically, this situation is just sad.

Good night, kids.

Frick. :thumbup:

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Drunk again. It's Wednesday.

Gonna be drunk again tomorrow. And probably banging a hot 22-year-old too. :no:

I'm off Friday, so I'll definitely be drunk then too.

There's a party I know of on Sunday too.

God friggin DAYUMM I really love bartending.

"Looks like a bad day to quit doin' crack cocaine."

...............................................................Lloyd Bridges, Airplane, The Movie, 1988

:rolleyes:

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:lmao:

Me too!Getting smashed on a Tuesday...played golf for the first time since last August...rubbed one out this morning...had wings for lunch...this is a pretty damn good day. :lol:
FML :thumbup:
Just stop.Your life friggin' rules.
:lmao:Link?
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Hooooooly ####.

My head feel slike a yoyo. Drinkin Jack and water right now. Got a baseball draft at 10am tomorrow. Should be good times.

MILWAUKEE CORNHOLE APRIL 17. Get your ###### asses here

Its been done a few times but:

Balls

Scrotum

Boogers

Fermunda

Labia majora

An us

Clit oris

Black guy

Cumburp (I meant Monica and Rachel)

Jism

Verginer

Toby Kieths hot sweaty ballsack

Pubic hair

Hemorhoids

Herpes

Yeast infections

Easter Bunny

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I haven't posted here in a while. I just don't feel like myself. :bag:

The laptop took a dump last week and I've been working on fixing it :nerd:

I'm not drunk, but slightly buzzed. Just wanted to say hi to my GB Homer..and I see my GB Stu decided to pop in this week :blackdot:

OMG Hi2U2

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I haven't posted here in a while. I just don't feel like myself. :nerd:The laptop took a dump last week and I've been working on fixing it :blackdot:

Sup, yo?I'm still going strong. Since the bartending thing started, I'm pretty much boozing 5 days a week. I should start posting here more.
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I haven't posted here in a while. I just don't feel like myself. :nerd:The laptop took a dump last week and I've been working on fixing it :blackdot:

Sup, yo?I'm still going strong. Since the bartending thing started, I'm pretty much boozing 5 days a week. I should start posting here more.
Pluggin away at the 9-5. House hunting with the old lady. Paying taxes. Fixing computers. Like I said earlier, FML
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I haven't posted here in a while. I just don't feel like myself. :nerd:The laptop took a dump last week and I've been working on fixing it :blackdot:

Sup, yo?I'm still going strong. Since the bartending thing started, I'm pretty much boozing 5 days a week. I should start posting here more.
Pluggin away at the 9-5. House hunting with the old lady. Paying taxes. Fixing computers. Like I said earlier, FML
Hey, even the Mona Lisa is falling apart.
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I haven't posted here in a while. I just don't feel like myself. :goodposting:The laptop took a dump last week and I've been working on fixing it :goodposting:

Sup, yo?I'm still going strong. Since the bartending thing started, I'm pretty much boozing 5 days a week. I should start posting here more.
Pluggin away at the 9-5. House hunting with the old lady. Paying taxes. Fixing computers. Like I said earlier, FML
Hey, even the Mona Lisa is falling apart.
:goodposting:Thanks GB that means alot
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I haven't posted here in a while. I just don't feel like myself. :bag: The laptop took a dump last week and I've been working on fixing it :mellow:

Sup, yo?I'm still going strong. Since the bartending thing started, I'm pretty much boozing 5 days a week. I should start posting here more.
Pluggin away at the 9-5. House hunting with the old lady. Paying taxes. Fixing computers. Like I said earlier, FML
No FYL pyks. Its a great time to buy. I bought my first house in October and I must say its very fun getting thrashed at your own place. Anyways, I'm drinking you under the table right now. :P
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I haven't posted here in a while. I just don't feel like myself. :bag:

The laptop took a dump last week and I've been working on fixing it :thumbup:

Sup, yo?

I'm still going strong. Since the bartending thing started, I'm pretty much boozing 5 days a week. I should start posting here more.

Is this possible? ;)
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