Encyclopedia Brown 2,642 Posted November 7, 2004 Share Posted November 7, 2004 This isn't for me (at least not right now) but for my across the hallway neighbor who seems intent on loudly singing every major hit of the mid-1970'sSo far he has sung: Horse With No Name, Bennie & The Jets, Moonshadow, Cat's In The Cradle, Superstar, and the theme from the tv series Maude.I'm guessing he saw one of those late night Rhino Records infomercials for a compilation CD, and tonight is the end result. He's a Vietnam vet so I feel a little guilty in banging on his door and making a sceneHis renditions are faithful to your typical drunken sing-alongs: he is about a quarter of a second behind the lyrics, and more than occasionally improvises when he is unfamiliar with a particular lyric; or he overemphasizes a line that strikes him, such as I'm being followed by a moonshadow, or my boy was just like me, yeah, my boy was just like me.He shouted those last two lines and pounded his fists against the wall, and howled the lines even after the songs had ended.Hmmm. I don't know what to do. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
PocketPasser 0 Posted November 7, 2004 Share Posted November 7, 2004 Just checking in. :hic:So why the hell aren't you in the village? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
PocketPasser 0 Posted November 7, 2004 Share Posted November 7, 2004 This isn't for me (at least not right now) but for my across the hallway neighbor who seems intent on loudly singing every major hit of the mid-1970'sSo far he has sung: Horse With No Name, Bennie & The Jets, Moonshadow, Cat's In The Cradle, Superstar, and the theme from the tv series Maude.I'm guessing he saw one of those late night Rhino Records infomercials for a compilation CD, and tonight is the end result. He's a Vietnam vet so I feel a little guilty in banging on his door and making a sceneHis renditions are faithful to your typical drunken sing-alongs: he is about a quarter of a second behind the lyrics, and more than occasionally improvises when he is unfamiliar with a particular lyric; or he overemphasizes a line that strikes him, such as I'm being followed by a moonshadow, or my boy was just like me, yeah, my boy was just like me.He shouted those last two lines and pounded his fists against the wall, and howled the lines even after the songs had ended.Hmmm. I don't know what to do.Think, you're in Vietnam, you're a private, he's a Lieutenant, you figure it out. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
E Street Brat 1,618 Posted November 7, 2004 Share Posted November 7, 2004 I been looking for this thread/. So it's 3:10 im the AM. I'm trashed and the wife is still awake. Think I might get some! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sonny Lubick Blowup Doll 90 Posted November 7, 2004 Share Posted November 7, 2004 I'm being followed by a moonshadow, or my boy was just like me, yeah, my boy was just like me.He shouted those last two lines and pounded his fists against the wall, and howled the lines even after the songs had ended.Hmmm. I don't know what to do.:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Don't do a damn thing. Shake it off, big fella. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
[icon] 9,821 Posted November 22, 2004 Share Posted November 22, 2004 nipsey:banned: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WittyName 0 Posted January 11, 2005 Share Posted January 11, 2005 i second that nipsey Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Capella 30,470 Posted January 23, 2005 Share Posted January 23, 2005 Marker's Mark for me tonight..pretty strong stuff. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Cunning Linguist Posted January 23, 2005 Share Posted January 23, 2005 I am stoned. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lawyer 0 Posted January 23, 2005 Share Posted January 23, 2005 I am stoned. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
curta269 0 Posted January 23, 2005 Share Posted January 23, 2005 (edited) I'm drunk. Had some Bud Lights after work. Good times. This 19-year old from work wanted me to stay out with our group, I turned her down. I know, I know, what was I thinking. Well, she was hanging on another guy we work with, so I figure he is already in, I have to work tomorrow, plus probably not getting any, I will go home and post on FBG message board. I will find out in a couple of days if I made the right move or not. Edited January 23, 2005 by curta269 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
curta269 0 Posted January 23, 2005 Share Posted January 23, 2005 I'm drunk. Had some Bud Lights after work. Good times. This 19-year old from work wanted me to stay out with our group, I turned her down. I know, I know, what was I thinking. Well, she was hanging on another guy we work with, so I figure he is already in, I have to work tomorrow, plus probably not getting any, I will go home and post on FBG message board. I will find out in a couple of days if I made the right move or not.Yeah but you can never predict what a drunk 19 year old will do. True. Well, I am going to see her in about 3 hours. I will find out then if I should have went to that bar or not. I'm guessing I should have went. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
top dog 1,629 Posted January 23, 2005 Share Posted January 23, 2005 I'm drunk. Had some Bud Lights after work. Good times. This 19-year old from work wanted me to stay out with our group, I turned her down. I know, I know, what was I thinking. Well, she was hanging on another guy we work with, so I figure he is already in, I have to work tomorrow, plus probably not getting any, I will go home and post on FBG message board. I will find out in a couple of days if I made the right move or not.Yeah but you can never predict what a drunk 19 year old will do. True. Well, I am going to see her in about 3 hours. I will find out then if I should have went to that bar or not. I'm guessing I should have went. I'm betting you are going to be Some other dude out there I'm sure is going to owe you a beer and not even know it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kilgore Trout 665 Posted March 6, 2005 Share Posted March 6, 2005 The wife is asleep and I've got it up to 11. Any questions? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kilgore Trout 665 Posted March 6, 2005 Share Posted March 6, 2005 This would mean so much more to me if Zartan responded to this post. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Fuller 143 Posted March 13, 2005 Share Posted March 13, 2005 Wooo Hoooo! Tell me how pathetic this is - Wife's out of town, but none of my buddies wanted to go out. So now I am sitting at home playing GTA:SA, listening to the Allmans and getting drunk... alone. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
3C's 3,827 Posted March 13, 2005 Share Posted March 13, 2005 Wooo Hoooo! Tell me how pathetic this is - Wife's out of town, but none of my buddies wanted to go out. So now I am sitting at home playing GTA:SA, listening to the Allmans and getting drunk... alone. I feel your pain. Wife is in Aruba. I'm home with the kids. Started out slow. Couple of beers while working. Then a few more while watching a movie. Couple more while watching SNL. Just ditched SNL for tunes. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Smoo 329 Posted April 30, 2005 Share Posted April 30, 2005 PRESENT. What do I win? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mr Dingles 5 Posted April 30, 2005 Share Posted April 30, 2005 YYYEEEEAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Smoo 329 Posted May 15, 2005 Share Posted May 15, 2005 PRSESNT!I'm here, I have beer. Let's chat,. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Regular Crust Pizza 0 Posted May 28, 2005 Share Posted May 28, 2005 (edited) Somebody in some thread mentioned corndogs. I'm drunk and I'd like to thank them. I just got myself some corndogs and they were awesome. Edited May 28, 2005 by Regular Crust Pizza Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kilgore Trout 665 Posted August 27, 2005 Share Posted August 27, 2005 I'm getting there. Thank God for Belgian ales. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LordHusker 30 Posted August 27, 2005 Share Posted August 27, 2005 Ditto."Home-style" Bloody Marys.Yep.Extra spicy.Like my little lady. Who's already in bed. Because I have a cold and she won't gimme no lovin'! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jules Winnfield 1,389 Posted August 27, 2005 Share Posted August 27, 2005 Oh yeah. I'm there3 Van Gogh Gin Martinis, dry, straight up, twist2 bottles of 2001 Rubicon with our steaks3 Lagavulins neat and a Padron 3000 cigar after dinnerStop off and I enjoy 2 more Martinis (Boodles since they didn't have Van Gogh)Tomorrow will be pretty rough! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LordHusker 30 Posted August 27, 2005 Share Posted August 27, 2005 The question is ... are you STILL drinking?Are you a MAN? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LordHusker 30 Posted August 27, 2005 Share Posted August 27, 2005 I'll tell you right now: Despite my suspect thread about NFL players with long hair in the Shark Pool, I'M A MAN: I am currently watching boxing in HIGH DEFINITION on a 50-inch flat-screen TV!Top that for machismo! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jules Winnfield 1,389 Posted August 27, 2005 Share Posted August 27, 2005 I'll tell you right now: Despite my suspect thread about NFL players with long hair in the Shark Pool, I'M A MAN: I am currently watching boxing in HIGH DEFINITION on a 50-inch flat-screen TV!Top that for machismo!I have made myself another mertini (Van Gogh since I am home) and am answering the call on FBG! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kilgore Trout 665 Posted August 27, 2005 Share Posted August 27, 2005 I'm all in. I've flopped the nuts. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nigel Tufnel 1,833 Posted August 27, 2005 Share Posted August 27, 2005 Hi. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kilgore Trout 665 Posted August 27, 2005 Share Posted August 27, 2005 Hi.Hello fellow traveler. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LordHusker 30 Posted August 27, 2005 Share Posted August 27, 2005 I'm all in. I've flopped the nuts.Yes.This is good. Very good. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nigel Tufnel 1,833 Posted August 27, 2005 Share Posted August 27, 2005 Hi.Hello fellow traveler.Hi ... wait, I already said that. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kilgore Trout 665 Posted August 27, 2005 Share Posted August 27, 2005 Hi.Hello fellow traveler.Hi ... wait, I already said that.Hello fellow traveler. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Otis 13,526 Posted August 27, 2005 Share Posted August 27, 2005 Im hammmeredfuaxn Quote Link to post Share on other sites
THE REAPER 0 Posted August 27, 2005 Share Posted August 27, 2005 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LordHusker 30 Posted August 27, 2005 Share Posted August 27, 2005 Im hammmeredfuaxnSince you're drunk, it's probably a good time to talk to you about that whole "official three-digiter" thing.Lame, dude.Really ... just not good.But I still love you, man! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NorvilleBarnes 3,870 Posted August 27, 2005 Share Posted August 27, 2005 Got drunk at a RAIDER bar. So not only am I drunk, but my ears rings and I kinda hate myself now. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LordHusker 30 Posted August 27, 2005 Share Posted August 27, 2005 Got drunk at a RAIDER bar. So not only am I drunk, but my ears rings and I kinda hate myself now.Dude. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nigel Tufnel 1,833 Posted August 27, 2005 Share Posted August 27, 2005 Somebody should probably check on Skylord. He's been in the process of posting for half an hour now. Something tells me he's passed out on his keyboard. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LordHusker 30 Posted August 27, 2005 Share Posted August 27, 2005 Somebody should probably check on Skylord. He's been in the process of posting for half an hour now. Something tells me he's passed out on his keyboard.Something tells me you should check on my Iron Maiden thread, drunk boy. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
THE REAPER 0 Posted August 27, 2005 Share Posted August 27, 2005 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nigel Tufnel 1,833 Posted August 27, 2005 Share Posted August 27, 2005 Somebody should probably check on Skylord. He's been in the process of posting for half an hour now. Something tells me he's passed out on his keyboard.Something tells me you should check on my Iron Maiden thread, drunk boy.I think you're taking Skylord's death far too lightly, but I'll check said thread anyway. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LordHusker 30 Posted August 27, 2005 Share Posted August 27, 2005 Looking forward to your thoughts. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Otis 13,526 Posted August 27, 2005 Share Posted August 27, 2005 Gosh I think I posted in this thread last night during a PokerStars binge where my AQ < A10 which then triggered a downward spiral of chat ranting and more poker on my way to a ~1k loss.Can anyone confirm? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kilgore Trout 665 Posted August 27, 2005 Share Posted August 27, 2005 Im hammmeredfuaxnGosh I think I posted in this thread last night during a PokerStars binge where my AQ < A10 which then triggered a downward spiral of chat ranting and more poker on my way to a ~1k loss.Can anyone confirm?Confirmed. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jamny 6,492 Posted September 11, 2005 Share Posted September 11, 2005 if Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nigel Tufnel 1,833 Posted September 11, 2005 Share Posted September 11, 2005 Hi. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Colin Dowling 0 Posted September 11, 2005 Share Posted September 11, 2005 jhfvlk j g;ik Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sockmonkey 1 Posted September 11, 2005 Share Posted September 11, 2005 (edited) White Horse Scotch. Some ice. May be i put some water in it. who cares. HOOK 'EM!!!!!!!!! Edited September 11, 2005 by Sockmonkey Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nigel Tufnel 1,833 Posted September 11, 2005 Share Posted September 11, 2005 White Horse Scotch. Some ice. May be i put some water in it. who cares. HOOK 'EM!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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