Official Drunk Thread

[Encyclopedia Brown 2,616]

This isn't for me (at least not right now) but for my across the hallway neighbor who seems intent on loudly singing every major hit of the mid-1970's

So far he has sung: Horse With No Name, Bennie & The Jets, Moonshadow, Cat's In The Cradle, Superstar, and the theme from the tv series Maude.

I'm guessing he saw one of those late night Rhino Records infomercials for a compilation CD, and tonight is the end result. He's a Vietnam vet so I feel a little guilty in banging on his door and making a scene

His renditions are faithful to your typical drunken sing-alongs: he is about a quarter of a second behind the lyrics, and more than occasionally improvises when he is unfamiliar with a particular lyric; or he overemphasizes a line that strikes him, such as I'm being followed by a moonshadow, or my boy was just like me, yeah, my boy was just like me.

He shouted those last two lines and pounded his fists against the wall, and howled the lines even after the songs had ended.

Hmmm. I don't know what to do.

[PocketPasser 0]

Just checking in. :hic:

So why the hell aren't you in the village?

[PocketPasser 0]

This isn't for me (at least not right now) but for my across the hallway neighbor who seems intent on loudly singing every major hit of the mid-1970's

So far he has sung: Horse With No Name, Bennie & The Jets, Moonshadow, Cat's In The Cradle, Superstar, and the theme from the tv series Maude.

I'm guessing he saw one of those late night Rhino Records infomercials for a compilation CD, and tonight is the end result. He's a Vietnam vet so I feel a little guilty in banging on his door and making a scene

His renditions are faithful to your typical drunken sing-alongs: he is about a quarter of a second behind the lyrics, and more than occasionally improvises when he is unfamiliar with a particular lyric; or he overemphasizes a line that strikes him, such as I'm being followed by a moonshadow, or my boy was just like me, yeah, my boy was just like me.

He shouted those last two lines and pounded his fists against the wall, and howled the lines even after the songs had ended.

Hmmm. I don't know what to do.

Think, you're in Vietnam, you're a private, he's a Lieutenant, you figure it out.

[E Street Brat 1,578]

I been looking for this thread/. So it's 3:10 im the AM. I'm trashed and the wife is still awake. Think I might get some!

[Sonny Lubick Blowup Doll 90]

I'm being followed by a moonshadow, or my boy was just like me, yeah, my boy was just like me.

He shouted those last two lines and pounded his fists against the wall, and howled the lines even after the songs had ended.

Hmmm. I don't know what to do.

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Don't do a damn thing. Shake it off, big fella.

[[icon] 9,554]

nipsey:banned:

[WittyName 0]

i second that nipsey

[Capella 29,530]

Marker's Mark for me tonight..pretty strong stuff.

[Guest Cunning Linguist]

I am stoned.

[lawyer 0]

I am stoned.

[curta269 0]

I'm drunk. Had some Bud Lights after work. Good times. This 19-year old from work wanted me to stay out with our group, I turned her down. I know, I know, what was I thinking. Well, she was hanging on another guy we work with, so I figure he is already in, I have to work tomorrow, plus probably not getting any, I will go home and post on FBG message board. I will find out in a couple of days if I made the right move or not.

Edited January 23, 2005 by curta269

[curta269 0]

I'm drunk. Had some Bud Lights after work. Good times. This 19-year old from work wanted me to stay out with our group, I turned her down. I know, I know, what was I thinking. Well, she was hanging on another guy we work with, so I figure he is already in, I have to work tomorrow, plus probably not getting any, I will go home and post on FBG message board. I will find out in a couple of days if I made the right move or not.

Yeah but you can never predict what a drunk 19 year old will do.

True. Well, I am going to see her in about 3 hours. I will find out then if I should have went to that bar or not. I'm guessing I should have went.

[top dog 1,586]

I'm drunk. Had some Bud Lights after work. Good times. This 19-year old from work wanted me to stay out with our group, I turned her down. I know, I know, what was I thinking. Well, she was hanging on another guy we work with, so I figure he is already in, I have to work tomorrow, plus probably not getting any, I will go home and post on FBG message board. I will find out in a couple of days if I made the right move or not.

Yeah but you can never predict what a drunk 19 year old will do.

True. Well, I am going to see her in about 3 hours. I will find out then if I should have went to that bar or not. I'm guessing I should have went.

I'm betting you are going to be Some other dude out there I'm sure is going to owe you a beer and not even know it.

[Kilgore Trout 650]

The wife is asleep and I've got it up to 11. Any questions?

[Kilgore Trout 650]

This would mean so much more to me if Zartan responded to this post.

[Fuller 143]

Wooo Hoooo! Tell me how pathetic this is - Wife's out of town, but none of my buddies wanted to go out. So now I am sitting at home playing GTA:SA, listening to the Allmans and getting drunk... alone.

[3C's 3,827]

Wooo Hoooo!

Tell me how pathetic this is - Wife's out of town, but none of my buddies wanted to go out. So now I am sitting at home playing GTA:SA, listening to the Allmans and getting drunk... alone.

I feel your pain. Wife is in Aruba. I'm home with the kids. Started out slow. Couple of beers while working. Then a few more while watching a movie. Couple more while watching SNL. Just ditched SNL for tunes.

[Smoo 328]

PRESENT. What do I win?

[Mr Dingles 5]

YYYEEEEAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!!!

[Smoo 328]

PRSESNT!I'm here, I have beer. Let's chat,.

[Regular Crust Pizza 0]

Somebody in some thread mentioned corndogs. I'm drunk and I'd like to thank them. I just got myself some corndogs and they were awesome.

Edited May 28, 2005 by Regular Crust Pizza

[Kilgore Trout 650]

I'm getting there. Thank God for Belgian ales.

[LordHusker 30]

Ditto."Home-style" Bloody Marys.Yep.Extra spicy.Like my little lady. Who's already in bed. Because I have a cold and she won't gimme no lovin'!

[Jules Winnfield 1,389]

Oh yeah. I'm there3 Van Gogh Gin Martinis, dry, straight up, twist2 bottles of 2001 Rubicon with our steaks3 Lagavulins neat and a Padron 3000 cigar after dinnerStop off and I enjoy 2 more Martinis (Boodles since they didn't have Van Gogh)Tomorrow will be pretty rough!

[LordHusker 30]

The question is ... are you STILL drinking?Are you a MAN?

[LordHusker 30]

I'll tell you right now: Despite my suspect thread about NFL players with long hair in the Shark Pool, I'M A MAN: I am currently watching boxing in HIGH DEFINITION on a 50-inch flat-screen TV!Top that for machismo!

[Jules Winnfield 1,389]

I'll tell you right now: Despite my suspect thread about NFL players with long hair in the Shark Pool, I'M A MAN: I am currently watching boxing in HIGH DEFINITION on a 50-inch flat-screen TV!

Top that for machismo!

I have made myself another mertini (Van Gogh since I am home) and am answering the call on FBG!

[Kilgore Trout 650]

I'm all in. I've flopped the nuts.

[Nigel Tufnel 1,828]

Hi.

[Kilgore Trout 650]

Hi.

Hello fellow traveler.

[LordHusker 30]

I'm all in. I've flopped the nuts.

Yes.

This is good. Very good.

[Nigel Tufnel 1,828]

Hi.

Hello fellow traveler.

Hi ... wait, I already said that.

[Kilgore Trout 650]

Hi.

Hello fellow traveler.

Hi ... wait, I already said that.

Hello fellow traveler.

[Otis 13,367]

Im hammmeredfuaxn

[THE REAPER 0]

[LordHusker 30]

Im hammmered

fuaxn

Since you're drunk, it's probably a good time to talk to you about that whole "official three-digiter" thing.

Lame, dude.

Really ... just not good.

But I still love you, man!

[NorvilleBarnes 3,728]

Got drunk at a RAIDER bar. So not only am I drunk, but my ears rings and I kinda hate myself now.

[LordHusker 30]

Got drunk at a RAIDER bar. So not only am I drunk, but my ears rings and I kinda hate myself now.

Dude.

[Nigel Tufnel 1,828]

Somebody should probably check on Skylord. He's been in the process of posting for half an hour now. Something tells me he's passed out on his keyboard.

[LordHusker 30]

Somebody should probably check on Skylord. He's been in the process of posting for half an hour now. Something tells me he's passed out on his keyboard.

Something tells me you should check on my Iron Maiden thread, drunk boy.

[THE REAPER 0]

[Nigel Tufnel 1,828]

Somebody should probably check on Skylord.  He's been in the process of posting for half an hour now.  Something tells me he's passed out on his keyboard.

Something tells me you should check on my Iron Maiden thread, drunk boy.

I think you're taking Skylord's death far too lightly, but I'll check said thread anyway.

[LordHusker 30]

Looking forward to your thoughts.

[Otis 13,367]

Gosh I think I posted in this thread last night during a PokerStars binge where my AQ < A10 which then triggered a downward spiral of chat ranting and more poker on my way to a ~1k loss.Can anyone confirm?

[Kilgore Trout 650]

Im hammmered

fuaxn

Gosh I think I posted in this thread last night during a PokerStars binge where my AQ < A10 which then triggered a downward spiral of chat ranting and more poker on my way to a ~1k loss.

Can anyone confirm?

Confirmed.

[jamny 6,308]

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[Nigel Tufnel 1,828]

Hi.

[Colin Dowling 0]

jhfvlk j g;ik

[Sockmonkey 1]

White Horse Scotch. Some ice. May be i put some water in it. who cares.

HOOK 'EM!!!!!!!!!

Edited September 11, 2005 by Sockmonkey

[Nigel Tufnel 1,828]

White Horse Scotch. Some ice. May be i put some water in it. who cares.

HOOK 'EM!!!!!!!!!