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Official Drunk Thread (2 Viewers)
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strykerpks
Footballguy
But....you're TRE, no?I feel dumb (code:drunk) spelling this out, but:Aren't we all sorry we're not TRE??Aren't we all NOT Tre? I'm cornfusedAren't we all?Sorry I'm not Tre
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
MrPhoenix
Ron Paul Soldier
Pay no attention to the man behind the username.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Sucking down vodkas at work is fun. 
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
No, no, no...it's PJ.proninja said:
General Malaise
Footballguy
how, hi are you?
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Hey buddy.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Where?proninja said:
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
OK, one more beer, and then I'm going to sleep.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Special in the good way or the cranbrulet kind of way?proninja said:I'm out of bourbon
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Well yeah...that's officially the good kind of "special". Get after it.proninja said:Special in the this girl is a complete beer nerd and I pulled it from the cellar to bring over to her place in a few days way.edit: Two of the beers I'm bringing are called "panty peeler" and "lust." Might as well be up front with her, right?Special in the good way or the cranbrulet kind of way?proninja said:I'm out of bourbon
strykerpks
Footballguy
******* ***** PENIS
******* VERGINER
CACTUS
Dude said cactus
******* VERGINER
CACTUS
Dude said cactus
AnonymousBob
Footballguy
Drunkard reporting!
strykerpks
Footballguy
I'm sorry
The penis, verginer thing has probably run its course. I'll try to be more original
The penis, verginer thing has probably run its course. I'll try to be more original
strykerpks
Footballguy
So, who's right?
GM or Mr Ham?
GM or Mr Ham?
strykerpks
Footballguy
Are you drunk?If not you should make your case elsewhwere
Adebisi
Footballguy
It's Wednesday night. Of course I'm drunk.Is this a clique thread?
strykerpks
Footballguy
No...only the drunk clickSorry, I dont recall you being active in this trhead. Its what we drunk people doIt's Wednesday night. Of course I'm drunk.Is this a clique thread?
Adebisi
Footballguy
I've been in here several times, but people tend to ignore me in this thread, so I don't come in often. I'm like that character Paul from Cheers in that respect.No...only the drunk clickSorry, I dont recall you being active in this trhead. Its what we drunk people doIt's Wednesday night. Of course I'm drunk.Is this a clique thread?
Joe Paterno
Footballguy
I did too. Weird.It does make sense that a professional writer was behind GG. That's what makes it so convincing to me. Whoever is behind it has a background in storytelling, that's for damn sure.
strykerpks
Footballguy
Too much seriousness in hereDo I gotta bust out "vergina"?Christ Homer is misssing for a week and the thread goes to ####
strykerpks
Footballguy
Sorry dude. I will make a point to get you involved. Drink of choice?I've been in here several times, but people tend to ignore me in this thread, so I don't come in often. I'm like that character Paul from Cheers in that respect.No...only the drunk clickSorry, I dont recall you being active in this trhead. Its what we drunk people doIt's Wednesday night. Of course I'm drunk.Is this a clique thread?
strykerpks
Footballguy
If there is a god, he's getting his knob shined by some drunk 2018-somethingproninja said:
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Adebisi
Footballguy
I'm a whiskey man, bourbon in particular. Tonight it's Bulleit, which to me is by far the best cheap whiskey around; bonus points because it comes in a cool bottle.But I'll drink pretty much anything. I recently moved from the Boston area to Houston, and I brought with me a private liquor collection of maybe 100-150 bottles or so (assorted liquors, maybe half of it whiskey). That entire collection is gone now, except for half a bottle of Chambord and a bottle each of sweet and dry vermouth. I've also been drinking a lot of margaritas since I moved to Texas, and of course I'm always up for a beer or twelve.
strykerpks
Footballguy
Waaaaay too much reading. Wisky, bourbon, margaritas....sounds good.
Joe Paterno
Footballguy
Interesting that I've hung out with drunk Stryker several times, but you've never seen me drunk.Too much seriousness in hereDo I gotta bust out "vergina"?Christ Homer is misssing for a week and the thread goes to ####
strykerpks
Footballguy
Well someone jumped on the wagon....you had your opportunities to get all ####ed up with usInteresting that I've hung out with drunk Stryker several times, but you've never seen me drunk.Too much seriousness in hereDo I gotta bust out "vergina"?Christ Homer is misssing for a week and the thread goes to ####
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Super King
Footballguy
WWWHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAA!!!!1!!1!1!!!!!
strykerpks
Footballguy
One eye
Super King
Footballguy
Drinky + puff puff = Mars orbit
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
I was in Cincy destroying my liver for a few days, then came back and worked several 14 hour days behind the bar...I was only drunk for 3 out of those 4 days though.
Smashed todaythough ...met a buddy at 3 before our golf league...to play golf and drink. Worked out well because then we had our leaugue and we played golf and drank.
I just called 5 pizza places and no one is friggin' open.
Pissed!
Smashed todaythough ...met a buddy at 3 before our golf league...to play golf and drink. Worked out well because then we had our leaugue and we played golf and drank.
I just called 5 pizza places and no one is friggin' open.
Pissed!
Dark Matter
Footballguy
ooooof smashed. thanks for comin.
TheAristocrat
Footballguy
Checking in on Colfax Ave, downing some Flying Dogs, and scouting the local talent.
ArcticEdge
Footballguy
Sweet, does Finless still do his ventriloquism act there? "Hi everybody, anyone from Tangiers?"Checking in on Colfax Ave, downing some Flying Dogs, and scouting the local talent.
TheAristocrat
Footballguy
THAT was Finless??No freakin' way.Sweet, does Finless still do his ventriloquism act there? "Hi everybody, anyone from Tangiers?"Checking in on Colfax Ave, downing some Flying Dogs, and scouting the local talent.
TheAristocrat
Footballguy
To ShinyTipping a few for Shiny tonight.
strykerpks
Footballguy
To ShinyTipping a few for Shiny tonight.
3 fingers of Makers will certainly helpRIP SP
strykerpks
Footballguy
How'd that work out for ya?PS My old lady just went out of town for the summer (she'll be back on the weekends though). Softball nights (Mon, Wed and a few Thurs) are gonna kick ###I will be drinking whiskey sours and Tom Collinses tonight.
Adebisi
Footballguy
Predictably, it sounded like a better idea at the time than it turned out to be. I had two, but the sour-gut was just killing me. I switched to bourbon on the rocks from there. And I'm feeling alright.How'd that work out for ya?PS My old lady just went out of town for the summer (she'll be back on the weekends though). Softball nights (Mon, Wed and a few Thurs) are gonna kick ###I will be drinking whiskey sours and Tom Collinses tonight.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Worked behind the bar tonight...needless to say, I'm hip deep in vodka and decided to top it off with a few post-work beers.
Good times, until I jumped into the Shiny thread for some ungodly reason. Frick.
Good times, until I jumped into the Shiny thread for some ungodly reason. Frick.
strykerpks
Footballguy
:manhug:Worked behind the bar tonight...needless to say, I'm hip deep in vodka and decided to top it off with a few post-work beers.
ArcticEdge
Footballguy
:manhug:Worked behind the bar tonight...needless to say, I'm hip deep in vodka and decided to top it off with a few post-work beers.
To SP 
The Z Machine
Footballguy
gf out of town and I gots my drank on here in the FFA.
Knob Creek straight sippin.
Knob Creek straight sippin.
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