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A little bit early tonight.Had a twelve pack and goin to bed. I have a big golf tourney tomorrow for $5000.Bachelor party at the boat tomorrow so I hope I win.

I'm still hungover from December 23.

This is beautiful

White Horse Scotch. Some ice. May be i put some water in it. who cares.

HOOK 'EM!!!!!!!!!

So, is the "OBVIOUS" loss against the Vols or USC?

Shut up and drink, you lily-wristed, Dell drone, flouncy boy. I'll bet you watched soccer all day. Texas rolls. If you want to argue I'll be in my backyard down the street from you with my feet in the pool and my teeth soaking in cheap scotch.
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Y'all been sober for nearly two weeks or what??Looks like this thread was near dead, glad I found it, it's amazing what you can find in this forum by just typing one word in the search engine...Anyway, I'm drunk and was looking to join the drunk party....who's with me?

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Y'all been sober for nearly two weeks or what??

Looks like this thread was near dead, glad I found it, it's amazing what you can find in this forum by just typing one word in the search engine...

Anyway, I'm drunk and was looking to join the drunk party....who's with me?

I left work early so I could get to the distributor before it closed.

7 deep baby.......heeeeeyooooo

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Y'all been sober for nearly two weeks or what??

Looks like this thread was near dead, glad I found it, it's amazing what you can find in this forum by just typing one word in the search engine...

Anyway, I'm drunk and was looking to join the drunk party....who's with me?

I left work early so I could get to the distributor before it closed.

7 deep baby.......heeeeeyooooo

Who is your distributor? :eek:
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Y'all been sober for nearly two weeks or what??

Looks like this thread was near dead, glad I found it, it's amazing what you can find in this forum by just typing one word in the search engine...

Anyway, I'm drunk and was looking to join the drunk party....who's with me?

I left work early so I could get to the distributor before it closed.

7 deep baby.......heeeeeyooooo

Who is your distributor? :eek:

I work 2nd shift....3pm-11pm.....The distributor is open until 11pm so I left work a couple min early just to get there. Should have specified.
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Y'all been sober for nearly two weeks or what??

Looks like this thread was near dead, glad I found it, it's amazing what you can find in this forum by just typing one word in the search engine...

Anyway, I'm drunk and was looking to join the drunk party....who's with me?

I left work early so I could get to the distributor before it closed.

7 deep baby.......heeeeeyooooo

Who is your distributor? :eek:

I work 2nd shift....3pm-11pm.....The distributor is open until 11pm so I left work a couple min early just to get there. Should have specified.

Didn't Billy Joel sing a song about Allentown? (off topic but I see you are from Allentown...)

So, do all distributors in Allentown close at 11pm?

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Poker is apparently not a good mixer for Jack Daniels. ####.

Poker and drinking not a good mix.

Well, got a big day tomorrow, the wife and I are heading to Home Depot...maybe Bed & Bath, not sure if we will have time.

Will check in again tomorrow night, I'm sure :popcorn:

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Y'all been sober for nearly two weeks or what??

Looks like this thread was near dead, glad I found it, it's amazing what you can find in this forum by just typing one word in the search engine...

Anyway, I'm drunk and was looking to join the drunk party....who's with me?

I left work early so I could get to the distributor before it closed.

7 deep baby.......heeeeeyooooo

Who is your distributor? :eek:

I work 2nd shift....3pm-11pm.....The distributor is open until 11pm so I left work a couple min early just to get there. Should have specified.

Didn't Billy Joel sing a song about Allentown? (off topic but I see you are from Allentown...)

So, do all distributors in Allentown close at 11pm?

Yeah he did, but I don't think it was about Allentown PA but I could be wrong.

And most are open until 9pm, I only know of one open until 11pm, but that has come in handy many times.

I will be back here later, kegger at my place today :banned:

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Y'all been sober for nearly two weeks or what??

Looks like this thread was near dead, glad I found it, it's amazing what you can find in this forum by just typing one word in the search engine...

Anyway, I'm drunk and was looking to join the drunk party....who's with me?

I left work early so I could get to the distributor before it closed.

7 deep baby.......heeeeeyooooo

Who is your distributor? :eek:

I work 2nd shift....3pm-11pm.....The distributor is open until 11pm so I left work a couple min early just to get there. Should have specified.

Didn't Billy Joel sing a song about Allentown? (off topic but I see you are from Allentown...)

So, do all distributors in Allentown close at 11pm?

Yeah he did, but I don't think it was about Allentown PA but I could be wrong.

And most are open until 9pm, I only know of one open until 11pm, but that has come in handy many times.

I will be back here later, kegger at my place today :banned:

Yes it was about Allentown, PA.

I guess since I posted I have to have a drink. Jamesons it is.

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Ugh, just got back from being out. Couldn't hang with my sister who is in town for ou-ut and staying at the same hotel as the Iggles. She got hit on waiting for her car out front of the team hotel by what she describes as a whole busload of huge black men. Her words not mine. She has a a semi-les friend who knew who they were more or less.I just have to face up to the fact that I'm a lightweight at age 27.

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Just got done with some ultimate ruit. ####### rocked man.

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,Oct 9 2005, 11:43 PM]

:banned: great ####### album. Looks like you guys had a blast. You the dude with the black hair or the asian guy?

polka-dot skirt is effing hot

I'd say the big guy w/ the Ed Grimley front spike REALLY gets his $s worth at the bar! :banned:

hell yeah.. either he's #### and the chicks know it.. or he's a pimp and they don't know it yet.
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