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Official Drunk Thread (3 Viewers)
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Homer J Simpson
I don't push
God, I admire you. Btw, remember that facebook friend of mine? More pics forthcoming.Yes. Like removing a band=aid.I'm an ###.Daymn...how does that conversation go? Abrupt halt?She's in love. I'm not. She wanted more than just great sex. I didn't. The end.Tell us what happened....Also... just broke up with a chick tongiht, so that's a good excuse to keep drinking.
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Not sure I could sit like that even without a chick sitting on top of me. I need another drink.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
And holy he'll am I hammered.
Started drinking around pick #4 and haven't even come close to slowing down. Been f'ing around on facebook all night, smoking like a chimney and sucking down beers. Dinner consisted of a pudding cup after working out.
Currently rocking out to Lily Allen and continuing the aforementioned activities.
Started drinking around pick #4 and haven't even come close to slowing down. Been f'ing around on facebook all night, smoking like a chimney and sucking down beers. Dinner consisted of a pudding cup after working out.
Currently rocking out to Lily Allen and continuing the aforementioned activities.
urbanhack
Fight The Power!
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Hey buddy.urbanhack said:
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
I'm rocking out to the new New Pornographers. Awkwardly worded.Bring on the facebook squishy.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
It was quite awesome.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
I loves me some Neko. The Laws Have Changed is one of my fabvorite songs evah. And FYI, she'll be here in Ytown for the entire month of June...my pants are tight!
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Damn. The presence of Stu and Hack has caused me to have two more beers. Bastards.
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
I saw her singing backup for Jakob Dylan at SXSW. SHamefully underutilized.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
I was really hoping to get more of a response from that. But the first girl's reply was absolutely priceless.
urbanhack
Fight The Power!
I just had 4 slices of turkey and a handful of peanuts.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Not to sound too critical, cause I have nothing but love, but her newest cd was disappointing. After Fox Confessor, I was expecting nothing but greatness. Didn't get greatness.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Are you coming on to me?
urbanhack
Fight The Power!
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
I'm not seeing a reply.I was really hoping to get more of a response from that. But the first girl's reply was absolutely priceless.likes Itty Bitty Tittie Committee.
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Yeah, it was nowhere close. I played the hell out of Fox Confessor... barely touched the next one.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
response from a tiny little spinner w a butterface that I Bartended with last summer:"Creepy"my response:"Well yeah."I'm not seeing a reply.I was really hoping to get more of a response from that. But the first girl's reply was absolutely priceless.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Now chilling with Lykke Li. Finishing the beer I just poured, definitely the one extra that I didn't need. Only one smoke left...pretty friggin good Thursday overall. The Bengals finally picked FOR ONCE the guy I was praying they would get, my back injury wasn't really that bad, I had time to rub one out earlier so there's no need to scramble right now...I really have no complaints right now.
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
One incentive to get things wrapped up tonight... there's a get together Saturday for a friend who moved to Colorado last year. Back in town for the weekend. She's a nurse, so some nurse friends will be there.
Coincidentally her going away party was two days after my previous break-up. Hope to again find a nurse to tend to my wounds.
Coincidentally her going away party was two days after my previous break-up. Hope to again find a nurse to tend to my wounds.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Nurses are hot and ready to party. God love em.
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Thorn
Footballguy
Rinse. Repeat.She's in love. I'm not. She wanted more than just great sex. I didn't. The end.Tell us what happened....Also... just broke up with a chick tongiht, so that's a good excuse to keep drinking.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Definitely on that cycle in my reclaimed bachelorhood.Rinse. Repeat.She's in love. I'm not. She wanted more than just great sex. I didn't. The end.Tell us what happened....Also... just broke up with a chick tongiht, so that's a good excuse to keep drinking.
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
2 will be there. I asked my dr buddy about her and one other chick who looked good from the facebook rsvp. He's married and likes to live vicariously. His advice... "need to go younger and dirtier". GB him.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
You need to write all this #### down for your son, so that he can know at 15 what we didnt learn until 30. Or at least I didn't learn until 30.Definitely on that cycle in my reclaimed bachelorhood.Rinse. Repeat.She's in love. I'm not. She wanted more than just great sex. I didn't. The end.Tell us what happened....Also... just broke up with a chick tongiht, so that's a good excuse to keep drinking.
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
I didn't learn until 32. Falling in love at 19 = dumbest thing ever. Thank god for the reset button.
Thorn
Footballguy
Same story with the one I mentioned to you that I thought her ex might stab me.her: I know we said it was for fun but now I feel like it could be more.me: :recordscratch:Tonight, date with new bartender. She 'wanted to see my place'Definitely on that cycle in my reclaimed bachelorhood.Rinse. Repeat.She's in love. I'm not. She wanted more than just great sex. I didn't. The end.Tell us what happened....Also... just broke up with a chick tongiht, so that's a good excuse to keep drinking.
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Same story with the one I mentioned to you that I thought her ex might stab me.her: I know we said it was for fun but now I feel like it could be more.me: :recordscratch:Tonight, date with new bartender. She 'wanted to see my place'
I've got a big bag of nothing when it comes to bartenders. Never even take the bat off my shoulder.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Bartenders are tough...unless of course you're a bartender too.
Last year was awesome.
Last year was awesome.
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
:glancesatwatch:Btw, remember that facebook friend of mine? More pics forthcoming.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Damn. I wish I would have checked in here last night.
ETA
Nurses are fun. I love them.
ETA
Nurses are fun. I love them.
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Homer J Simpson
I don't push
PM sent.:glancesatwatch:Btw, remember that facebook friend of mine? More pics forthcoming.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Were you drunk?Damn. I wish I would have checked in here last night.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Yeah. I met some GB's at the golf course after their round.BTW I just had pizza and chicken tenders for breakfast. Well, off to work!Were you drunk?Damn. I wish I would have checked in here last night.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
I just ate a 3/4" T-Bone steak, two eggs sunny side up and a couple of pieces of cinnamon raisin bread with REAL butter.
There is only one thing I can think of topping that off with.
whiskey
There is only one thing I can think of topping that off with.
whiskey
boom king
Footballguy
or boobs
strykerpks
Footballguy
Whiskey flavored boobsEdit - solid run by Homer, Stu, Thorn, Hack and Co. last night. I'll be out of town so I can't participate this weekend
I expect a page or two and about 5 or 6 deleted posts out of you people :(
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Steve Tasker
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Radical Larry
Footballguy
What's up, ladies?
Radical Larry
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