Dear idiot coworker and office mate.
You are a pretentious clod and the most ignorant and repulsive human being I have ever been around. I have more in common with a %$^# Lebanese goat that you moreover the goat can program better than you. The discussion this morning on the implications of foreign manufacturing on our business had nothing to do with politics; however like any other subject in the world that is discussed you immediately turn it into a Obama bashing/right wing nutcase/anti-environmental diatribe spewing idiotic nonsense. I can see now how you have been getting laid off everywhere you go. I will now clue you in.
1. You have a freaking Bachelors Degree in CS and a MBA also have 10 more years experience than me but we work at the same 'type" job.
Reason: My four year old niece has more mental range than you.
Example: When you sent me this code today:
If dlFunction.Text = "Manage Casting Schedule" Then
If User = "tryrer" Or User = "tert" Or User = "ettetet" Then
GoTo CONT1
Else
Say("You are not authorized to proceed")
Exit Sub
End If
CONT1:
lblSelectDate1.Visible = True
cal1.Visible = True
End If
And did not know what CONT1: was. I thought you were joking. It turns out I was wrong again. The same thing with the sql code and not understanding a case statement. Anyone with a month of working around VB and SQL code would know these things.
This reminds me of a time when I first started at my current company, some dude was there forever and I was new.Anyway I built something in one of our clients (real basic cbl program :X ) that we took part of the code and put into another program for it run. Worked great, everyone happy. A week later Manager and guy have a meeting with me, can I send the code to the guy, he wants to put it in a client that he works on ( it was requested).
Me: Sure no problem, all you have to do is take this snippet of code and put it in program X. You don't have to do anything special but compile the program.
Him: Great thanks.
About 1-2 weeks go by and my manager comes to me. Can you look at "guys" code, he said it's not working.
me: sure, no problem.
I look at the code and I have no idea WTF he did. He said I tried to do A, B, C to make it do this, that and the other thing.
me: Oh, they wanted it changed?
guy: No, I just wanted to code it in there.
me: All you had to do was copy and paste my email.
guy: It didn't work
me: Takes code, copies it program, compile, runs fine.
guy:
Me: Should be good to go.
guy: Thanks...
Manager took me out to lunch