To my co-teacher,
I admit that as a new math teacher, I'm a little fuzzy on how the co-teaching thing is supposed to work, but considering that despite you being scheduled for two classes I teach, one of which meets every day, you pretty much show up whenever the fit takes you. Now I know you're an ESE teacher, but the students can only get the help you need when you actually show up. I long ago stopped expecting your appearances, and while it's testing season, a little heads up would have helped. I'm going to go ahead and guess that you've done this to other teachers as well, which probably explains why I had one of the assistant principals ask me about how often you've shown up. You're very helpful when you're there, but you're almost never there, so I get the feeling you'll be moving on soon.
Best of luck,
Kal El
Students,
Yes, I fully understand that math isn't the most interesting subject in history, and you'd rather talk about what your friends did last night. I went to high school once upon a time, and I can tell you that I remember more of what I was taught than what my friends talked about. Hell, I can't remember most of their names now, and it's only been 12 years since I graduated. But if you pay attention for longer than 4 seconds, you'll understand what's being asked of you. It's the area of a shape, not a Saw trap. The formula is quite literally in front of you, just plug in the numbers into that magic box called a calculator, which has been so prevalent since kindergarten that 2/3 of you can't add simple numbers without it (that's not an exaggeration, I asked a student what 72 - 36 was, they grabbed the calculator) and complete the problem. Also, for those of you looking up the answer key on your phones when you think I'm not looking, I changed the problem around, rendering that key useless. But congrats on earning that zero for not even trying to put forth an effort, and always looking for the easy way out. It only gets harder from here, but restaurants and cleaning services could always use more workers. Meanwhile, those who actually care will be making real money.