☞ Official SOPRANOS Thread

[Raider Nation 5,597]

Most pathetic/pitiful person on this show. GO!

(Among regulars or semi-regulars... not someone who made a brief appearance in only one episode)

Off the top of my head, Davey Scatino was pretty loathsome. Lots of good choices though.

[Officer Pete Malloy 19,151]

You know what really bugs me? Kufferberg and his water bottle. WTF, dude?

Love the mesh on the outside, just for bonus pretentious points.

Yeah, like he's hiking the freaking Kalahari. What a dootch.

[Officer Pete Malloy 19,151]

Most pathetic/pitiful person on this show. GO!

(Among regulars or semi-regulars... not someone who made a brief appearance in only one episode)

Off the top of my head, Davey Scatino was pretty loathsome. Lots of good choices though.

Yeah, total loser.

Not really all that pathetic but his storyline was depressing: Eugene Pontecorvo.

[jdoggydogg 2,035]

Most pathetic/pitiful person on this show. GO!

(Among regulars or semi-regulars... not someone who made a brief appearance in only one episode)

Off the top of my head, Davey Scatino was pretty loathsome. Lots of good choices though.

What about Beansie? That was some pretty sad stuff when Ritchie paralyzed him.

[Ghost Rider 6,316]

Most pathetic/pitiful person on this show. GO!

(Among regulars or semi-regulars... not someone who made a brief appearance in only one episode)

Off the top of my head, Davey Scatino was pretty loathsome. Lots of good choices though.

Eh, he was just a degenerate gambler more than anything else. Jackie Jr. and his wannabe gangsta buddies were far more pathetic and pitiful.

[Reginald Cornsilks 208]

Most pathetic/pitiful person on this show. GO! (Among regulars or semi-regulars... not someone who made a brief appearance in only one episode) Off the top of my head, Davey Scatino was pretty loathsome. Lots of good choices though.

Janice, and it's not even close. Or her narcoleptic boyfriend

[Raider Nation 5,597]

Most pathetic/pitiful person on this show. GO!

(Among regulars or semi-regulars... not someone who made a brief appearance in only one episode)

Off the top of my head, Davey Scatino was pretty loathsome. Lots of good choices though.

Eh, he was just a degenerate gambler more than anything else. Jackie Jr. and his wannabe gangsta buddies were far more pathetic and pitiful.

Pretty dick move when he took his SUV away though.

[Raider Nation 5,597]

Most pathetic/pitiful person on this show. GO! (Among regulars or semi-regulars... not someone who made a brief appearance in only one episode) Off the top of my head, Davey Scatino was pretty loathsome. Lots of good choices though.

Janice, and it's not even close. Or her narcoleptic boyfriend

... Aaron.

"Have you heard the good news?"

[William Munny 1,666]

Nothin more pathetic than a rat....

[Evilgrin 72 8,811]

Most pathetic/pitiful person on this show. GO! (Among regulars or semi-regulars... not someone who made a brief appearance in only one episode) Off the top of my head, Davey Scatino was pretty loathsome. Lots of good choices though.

Matthew Bevilaqua

[butcher boy 530]

Carmella's pretty damn pathetic. Her whole existence is a double standard of despising Tony's way of making a living but turning a blind eye whenever he'd buy her a diamond ring or whenever Tony could use his connections to get Meadow into school or put some pressure on some building inspectors.

[NewlyRetired 16,737]

Most pathetic/pitiful person on this show. GO!

(Among regulars or semi-regulars... not someone who made a brief appearance in only one episode)

Off the top of my head, Davey Scatino was pretty loathsome. Lots of good choices though.

Father Phil was a rather pathetic individual.

[sheerterror 326]

Most pathetic/pitiful person on this show. GO!

(Among regulars or semi-regulars... not someone who made a brief appearance in only one episode)

Off the top of my head, Davey Scatino was pretty loathsome. Lots of good choices though.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHpPOs6RCo4

Fast forward to 1:47

I try to tell someone to "get the #### back in your ####in hole" at least once a week.

[Please See Mine 12]

Artie is probably up there.

[Please See Mine 12]

Uncle Hercule, also.

[Officer Pete Malloy 19,151]

Uncle Hercule, also.

This guy?

[Raider Nation 5,597]

Uncle Hercule, also.

This guy?

Georgie Boy.

o/u on the number of people who got your post: 2.5

[Major 1,563]

AJ...although the eyebrow/sexual proclivity scene still gives me a good laugh. Poppers and weird secks: http://youtu.be/T_NFpjCyxRM?t=1m32s

[Raider Nation 5,597]

Next question: what was the biggest moment of the series.

Off the top of my head, it's hard to beat Junior shooting Tony, right?

Cazzata Malanga!

[Raider Nation 5,597]

Wait, I forgot about Janice putting a vibrator in Ralphie's ###.

[NewlyRetired 16,737]

Next question: what was the biggest moment of the series. Off the top of my head, it's hard to beat Junior shooting Tony, right? Cazzata Malanga!

Richie getting shot by Janice caught me off guard the first time I saw it.

[Raider Nation 5,597]

Next question: what was the biggest moment of the series. Off the top of my head, it's hard to beat Junior shooting Tony, right? Cazzata Malanga!

Richie getting shot by Janice caught me off guard the first time I saw it.

Yep, great one.

"Get the #### outta here. I'm in no mood for......"

BAM!

[NewlyRetired 16,737]

Next question: what was the biggest moment of the series. Off the top of my head, it's hard to beat Junior shooting Tony, right? Cazzata Malanga!

Richie getting shot by Janice caught me off guard the first time I saw it.

Yep, great one. "Get the #### outta here. I'm in no mood for......" BAM!

Trying to remember what he was eating. Sausages and pasta?"What are you looking at? Are you going to cry now?" Edited May 2, 2013 by NewlyRetired

[Raider Nation 5,597]

Next question: what was the biggest moment of the series. Off the top of my head, it's hard to beat Junior shooting Tony, right? Cazzata Malanga!

Richie getting shot by Janice caught me off guard the first time I saw it.

Yep, great one. "Get the #### outta here. I'm in no mood for......" BAM!

Trying to remember what he was eating. Sausages and pasta?"What are you looking at? Are you going to cry now?"

I just remember some type of pasta.

And the disgusted look he had when he sat on Janice's New Jersey Bride magazine.

[NewlyRetired 16,737]

Next question: what was the biggest moment of the series.

Off the top of my head, it's hard to beat Junior shooting Tony, right?

Cazzata Malanga!

Richie getting shot by Janice caught me off guard the first time I saw it.

Yep, great one.

"Get the #### outta here. I'm in no mood for......"

BAM!

Trying to remember what he was eating. Sausages and pasta?

"What are you looking at? Are you going to cry now?"

I just remember some type of pasta.

And the disgusted look he had when he sat on Janice's New Jersey Bride magazine.

Here it is

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3X6AaNbZZfQ

[Raider Nation 5,597]

I'm still depressed they killed him off. He might have been my favorite character, and they could have easily squeezed more mileage out of him.

"If there's ever anything you can do for me... let me know."

[Encyclopedia Brown 2,645]

Next question: what was the biggest moment of the series.

Off the top of my head, it's hard to beat Junior shooting Tony, right?

Cazzata Malanga!

At the time, Tony strangling the guy in the Witness Protection while on a college visit with Meadow was startling. It was still very early in the series, and I wasn't quite expecting the lead character to murder someone in cold blood.

[Raider Nation 5,597]

Next question: what was the biggest moment of the series.

Off the top of my head, it's hard to beat Junior shooting Tony, right?

Cazzata Malanga!

At the time, Tony strangling the guy in the Witness Protection while on a college visit with Meadow was startling. It was still very early in the series, and I wasn't quite expecting the lead character to murder someone in cold blood.

Febby had it coming. His sculptures were terrible.

[William Munny 1,666]

Next question: what was the biggest moment of the series. Off the top of my head, it's hard to beat Junior shooting Tony, right? Cazzata Malanga!

At the time, Tony strangling the guy in the Witness Protection while on a college visit with Meadow was startling. It was still very early in the series, and I wasn't quite expecting the lead character to murder someone in cold blood.

Febby had it coming. His sculptures were terrible.

I always thought that was Shaq

[William Munny 1,666]

Next question: what was the biggest moment of the series. Off the top of my head, it's hard to beat Junior shooting Tony, right? Cazzata Malanga!

Richie getting shot by Janice caught me off guard the first time I saw it.

Def what popped in my head first.

[Ghost Rider 6,316]

Janice shooting Richie did not surprise me because I got into the show by watching the DVDs, and the synopsis for that episode on the menu screen said something about Janice and Richie's first fight ending with a bang, so I thought, "Uh oh, someone is gonna get shot," so I kind of figured something along those lines was coming. Damn spoilers.

I would say Tony killing Christopher would be the biggest surprise for me. Not the fact that he did kill him, as we all knew it was only a matter of time, but the manner in which it happened absolutely shocked me.

Edited May 2, 2013 by Ghost Rider

[Raider Nation 5,597]

Yep, that was another moment.

When I was a child I caught a fleeting glimpse,Out of the corner of my eye.I turned to look but it was gone.I cannot put my finger on it now.The child is grown, the dream is gone.I have become comfortably numb.

[Officer Pete Malloy 19,151]

AJ whipping the skippy while his crazy-### grandma tried to break into Chez Soprano.

[Ghost Rider 6,316]

How about Vito's head bobbing up, revealing that he was the one giving that cop head?

[Raider Nation 5,597]

How about Vito's head bobbing up, revealing that he was the one giving that cop head?

Another great one!

How about Jamal Ginsberg punching Tony's lights out? (DVD version)

Edited May 2, 2013 by Raider Nation

[Ghost Rider 6,316]

LOL, indeed.

How about this: the final scene. I mean, seriously, did anyone see that sudden ending where the screen suddenly goes black coming? Love it or hate it, it was very surprising.

[belljr 11,042]

About Chris playing a long haired karate instructor on the office

[William Munny 1,666]

How about Vito's head bobbing up, revealing that he was the one giving that cop head?

Actually that takes the cake. Holy hell I was stunned

[Teumessian Fox 6]

Most pathetic/pitiful person on this show. GO! (Among regulars or semi-regulars... not someone who made a brief appearance in only one episode) Off the top of my head, Davey Scatino was pretty loathsome. Lots of good choices though.

I cringed when Scatino asked Artie for 20 large.

[RBM 4,899]

Dopey Bevalaqua ever explain the "drinkwater" nickname? I don't recall.

[NewlyRetired 16,737]

Dopey Bevalaqua ever explain the "drinkwater" nickname? I don't recall.

I don't think he did but my guess is an English translation of his Italian last name.

Beva is the present tense of "To drink"

Aqua is "water" in latin

Edited May 3, 2013 by NewlyRetired

[RBM 4,899]

Dopey Bevalaqua ever explain the "drinkwater" nickname? I don't recall.

I don't think he did but my guess is an English translation of his Italian last name. Beva is the present tense of "To drink"Aqua is "water" in latin

Very good....nice work.

[Officer Pete Malloy 19,151]

Dopey Bevalaqua ever explain the "drinkwater" nickname? I don't recall.

Really?

[Officer Pete Malloy 19,151]

Worst moment of the series? 4 words:

Up in da club.

Up in da club.

Up in da club.

Up in da club.

Up in da club.

Up in da club.

Up in da club.

Up in da club.

[Raider Nation 5,597]

Funny, I have that song on my iPod.

"These two suck each others #####"

[Officer Pete Malloy 19,151]

Funny, I have that song on my iPod.

Good lord.

[Raider Nation 5,597]

Funny, I have that song on my iPod.

Good lord.

Mainly because of that episode. Watching it as much as I do, it grew on me. The full song is not that obnoxious, BTW.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bthOJ4Q909w

[Officer Pete Malloy 19,151]

Funny, I have that song on my iPod.

Good lord.

Mainly because of that episode. Watching it as much as I do, it grew on me. The full song is not that obnoxious, BTW.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bthOJ4Q909w

Stop

[packersfan 12,494]

About Chris playing a long haired karate instructor on the office

The nose gave it away for me.

[Raider Nation 5,597]

So.... Richie was clearly gay, right? Maybe he caught it in prison.

- He could bang any one of two dozen young strippers at the Bing, but instead he chooses Janice, who looks like a man. Her own brother said there are men in the can better looking than her.

- He couldn't get/keep wood when the HOOO-ahhs were servicing him at his coming-home party.

- He was over-the-top outraged about his son being gay, as if feeling guilty that he might have passed it on.