***Official*** FFA iDating Thread (8 Viewers)

Reality Football said:

I often wonder what online dating sites say about our culture. Based on anecdotes I've heard, they seem to be remarkably efficient (relative to traditional "singles bar" type scenes) in getting folks together. But a lot of the "scientific" personality profiling and the fact that one basically sifts through data to find a mate seems contrary to the pleasantness of serendipity. I don't know if it indicates that we're too busy, or too consumed with work, to put time into these things....or if Americans just dig the convenience factor, or what.Of course, like Andy Dufresne, I'm one of those that lucked out and married the girl next door in my college dorm. Bless you magnificent bastards who have to navigate that crazy dating environment.

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Dragons said:

Reality Football said:

I often wonder what online dating sites say about our culture. Based on anecdotes I've heard, they seem to be remarkably efficient (relative to traditional "singles bar" type scenes) in getting folks together. But a lot of the "scientific" personality profiling and the fact that one basically sifts through data to find a mate seems contrary to the pleasantness of serendipity. I don't know if it indicates that we're too busy, or too consumed with work, to put time into these things....or if Americans just dig the convenience factor, or what.Of course, like Andy Dufresne, I'm one of those that lucked out and married the girl next door in my college dorm. Bless you magnificent bastards who have to navigate that crazy dating environment.

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You don't think serendipity can account for online dating systems? It doesn't boil down to sifting through data to select your wife. The matching system simply reduces who you're introduced to. After that, you still have to do all the same things you'd do in a normal dating situation. Liken it more to having a co-worker set you up with his wife's co-worker, except doing a much better job in determining whether you're compatible before you exchange digits or email addresses.

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Bankerguy said:

This is something I started a month or so ago up here in Canada. I had really mixed results to start. Then out of the blue I get messaged by an absolute hottie. We have really hit it off in every possible way.

We have talked on MSN and the phone for a while now. To make a long story shorter and hopefully more interesting, we are meeting in about 2 hours. She lives about 6 hours away, just the fact she is willing to come this far to meet me says a lot.

OK...here is the twist:

In the course of our converstaion we have jointly discussed the following fantasy together. Here is how our meeting is going to go.

She calls me once she arrives. I live in an apartment......btw.

So, I take the elevator ride down and meet her at the front doors.

However, we have agreed to NO talking or touching other than I can hold her hand.

We then have to look at each other the whole ride up to my apartment. This is going to be absolute torture.

As soon as we get into my apartment........IT's ON!!!!

I can't wait to look over at her after we are "Finished" and say, "Hi, I am Bankerguy"

Updates to follow tomorrow night.

Hopie she isn't pyscho and kills me.

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Otis said:

Bankerguy said:

This is something I started a month or so ago up here in Canada. I had really mixed results to start. Then out of the blue I get messaged by an absolute hottie. We have really hit it off in every possible way.

We have talked on MSN and the phone for a while now. To make a long story shorter and hopefully more interesting, we are meeting in about 2 hours. She lives about 6 hours away, just the fact she is willing to come this far to meet me says a lot.

OK...here is the twist:

In the course of our converstaion we have jointly discussed the following fantasy together. Here is how our meeting is going to go.

She calls me once she arrives. I live in an apartment......btw.

So, I take the elevator ride down and meet her at the front doors.

However, we have agreed to NO talking or touching other than I can hold her hand.

We then have to look at each other the whole ride up to my apartment. This is going to be absolute torture.

As soon as we get into my apartment........IT's ON!!!!

I can't wait to look over at her after we are "Finished" and say, "Hi, I am Bankerguy"

Updates to follow tomorrow night.

Hopie she isn't pyscho and kills me.

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You've never met before, but the plan is to say nothing to each other, go up to your place, shag, and then make the formal introductions?

Interesting.

Worth a

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Bankerguy said:

Otis said:

Bankerguy said:

This is something I started a month or so ago up here in Canada. I had really mixed results to start. Then out of the blue I get messaged by an absolute hottie. We have really hit it off in every possible way.

We have talked on MSN and the phone for a while now. To make a long story shorter and hopefully more interesting, we are meeting in about 2 hours. She lives about 6 hours away, just the fact she is willing to come this far to meet me says a lot.

OK...here is the twist:

In the course of our converstaion we have jointly discussed the following fantasy together. Here is how our meeting is going to go.

She calls me once she arrives. I live in an apartment......btw.

So, I take the elevator ride down and meet her at the front doors.

However, we have agreed to NO talking or touching other than I can hold her hand.

We then have to look at each other the whole ride up to my apartment. This is going to be absolute torture.

As soon as we get into my apartment........IT's ON!!!!

I can't wait to look over at her after we are "Finished" and say, "Hi, I am Bankerguy"

Updates to follow tomorrow night.

Hopie she isn't pyscho and kills me.

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You've never met before, but the plan is to say nothing to each other, go up to your place, shag, and then make the formal introductions?

Interesting.

Worth a

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Kind of cool I think!Yes, that is the plan.

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Otis said:

Bankerguy said:

Otis said:

Bankerguy said:

This is something I started a month or so ago up here in Canada. I had really mixed results to start. Then out of the blue I get messaged by an absolute hottie. We have really hit it off in every possible way.

We have talked on MSN and the phone for a while now. To make a long story shorter and hopefully more interesting, we are meeting in about 2 hours. She lives about 6 hours away, just the fact she is willing to come this far to meet me says a lot.

OK...here is the twist:

In the course of our converstaion we have jointly discussed the following fantasy together. Here is how our meeting is going to go.

She calls me once she arrives. I live in an apartment......btw.

So, I take the elevator ride down and meet her at the front doors.

However, we have agreed to NO talking or touching other than I can hold her hand.

We then have to look at each other the whole ride up to my apartment. This is going to be absolute torture.

As soon as we get into my apartment........IT's ON!!!!

I can't wait to look over at her after we are "Finished" and say, "Hi, I am Bankerguy"

Updates to follow tomorrow night.

Hopie she isn't pyscho and kills me.

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You've never met before, but the plan is to say nothing to each other, go up to your place, shag, and then make the formal introductions?

Interesting.

Worth a

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Kind of cool I think!Yes, that is the plan.

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Interesting.Now, if she weighs 100 pounds more than in her picture, do you still follow through here?

Nobody likes a welcher.

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Bankerguy said:

Otis said:

Bankerguy said:

Otis said:

Bankerguy said:

This is something I started a month or so ago up here in Canada. I had really mixed results to start. Then out of the blue I get messaged by an absolute hottie. We have really hit it off in every possible way.

We have talked on MSN and the phone for a while now. To make a long story shorter and hopefully more interesting, we are meeting in about 2 hours. She lives about 6 hours away, just the fact she is willing to come this far to meet me says a lot.

OK...here is the twist:

In the course of our converstaion we have jointly discussed the following fantasy together. Here is how our meeting is going to go.

She calls me once she arrives. I live in an apartment......btw.

So, I take the elevator ride down and meet her at the front doors.

However, we have agreed to NO talking or touching other than I can hold her hand.

We then have to look at each other the whole ride up to my apartment. This is going to be absolute torture.

As soon as we get into my apartment........IT's ON!!!!

I can't wait to look over at her after we are "Finished" and say, "Hi, I am Bankerguy"

Updates to follow tomorrow night.

Hopie she isn't pyscho and kills me.

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You've never met before, but the plan is to say nothing to each other, go up to your place, shag, and then make the formal introductions?

Interesting.

Worth a

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Kind of cool I think!Yes, that is the plan.

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Interesting.Now, if she weighs 100 pounds more than in her picture, do you still follow through here?

Nobody likes a welcher.

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We both have seen very recent pics of each other.Otis...it's all good.

OH...and she has 38 D's

I promise a full update Sunday after she leaves.

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Steve in Minneapolis said:

This should be phenomenal... And for Woz' benefit, if he needed to widen the pool of girls, he could include Minneapolis, which is only 45 minutes away... I did a search there of 20-30 with slender/athletic builds and came back with 32 pages...Fish in a barrell....

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Woz said:

Steve in Minneapolis said:

This should be phenomenal... And for Woz' benefit, if he needed to widen the pool of girls, he could include Minneapolis, which is only 45 minutes away... I did a search there of 20-30 with slender/athletic builds and came back with 32 pages...Fish in a barrell....

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Already thought of that... but yeah there's some not too bad ones. Sad thing is I know like 3 of them from my school and I DO NOT want them to see me on there.

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Woz said:

I came to my office to see if Otis is ready... didn't get the green light though so I'll check back tomorrow night. Also, I drunkenly set up a hotornot profile with my buddies last night. Gonna check that and report back if anything good happened. This online #### gives me the willies.

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Bankerguy said:

This is something I started a month or so ago up here in Canada. I had really mixed results to start. Then out of the blue I get messaged by an absolute hottie. We have really hit it off in every possible way.

We have talked on MSN and the phone for a while now. To make a long story shorter and hopefully more interesting, we are meeting in about 2 hours. She lives about 6 hours away, just the fact she is willing to come this far to meet me says a lot.

OK...here is the twist:

In the course of our converstaion we have jointly discussed the following fantasy together. Here is how our meeting is going to go.

She calls me once she arrives. I live in an apartment......btw.

So, I take the elevator ride down and meet her at the front doors.

However, we have agreed to NO talking or touching other than I can hold her hand.

We then have to look at each other the whole ride up to my apartment. This is going to be absolute torture.

As soon as we get into my apartment........IT's ON!!!!

I can't wait to look over at her after we are "Finished" and say, "Hi, I am Bankerguy"

Updates to follow tomorrow night.

Hope she isn't pyscho and kills me.

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Woz said:

I just got to my office and should be here for several hours... waiting for Otis on the green light. Also, I was thinking, should there be a scoring system? Say like bonus points for how "far" we get or should we just score them by dates? I'm up for a little variance on the scoring since a purely date-total scoring system favors the one of us with more time (me) or more money (you). Granted, I've never really done stuff with a chick for "points" or any reason other than I really liked them though so there may be some moral hesitation on my part. But that's part of the game I guess. Thinking maybe 5 points for a first date, +2 for some action (say second base), +4 for some form of penetration (I likely won't do this otherwise on a first date), and +3 if she agrees to go out with either of us again.

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mr. furley said:

Bankerguy said:

This is something I started a month or so ago up here in Canada. I had really mixed results to start. Then out of the blue I get messaged by an absolute hottie. We have really hit it off in every possible way.

We have talked on MSN and the phone for a while now. To make a long story shorter and hopefully more interesting, we are meeting in about 2 hours. She lives about 6 hours away, just the fact she is willing to come this far to meet me says a lot.

OK...here is the twist:

In the course of our converstaion we have jointly discussed the following fantasy together. Here is how our meeting is going to go.

She calls me once she arrives. I live in an apartment......btw.

So, I take the elevator ride down and meet her at the front doors.

However, we have agreed to NO talking or touching other than I can hold her hand.

We then have to look at each other the whole ride up to my apartment. This is going to be absolute torture.

As soon as we get into my apartment........IT's ON!!!!

I can't wait to look over at her after we are "Finished" and say, "Hi, I am Bankerguy"

Updates to follow tomorrow night.

Hope she isn't pyscho and kills me.

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update?she/he gentle?

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Bankerguy said:

mr. furley said:

Bankerguy said:

This is something I started a month or so ago up here in Canada. I had really mixed results to start. Then out of the blue I get messaged by an absolute hottie. We have really hit it off in every possible way.

We have talked on MSN and the phone for a while now. To make a long story shorter and hopefully more interesting, we are meeting in about 2 hours. She lives about 6 hours away, just the fact she is willing to come this far to meet me says a lot.

OK...here is the twist:

In the course of our converstaion we have jointly discussed the following fantasy together. Here is how our meeting is going to go.

She calls me once she arrives. I live in an apartment......btw.

So, I take the elevator ride down and meet her at the front doors.

However, we have agreed to NO talking or touching other than I can hold her hand.

We then have to look at each other the whole ride up to my apartment. This is going to be absolute torture.

As soon as we get into my apartment........IT's ON!!!!

I can't wait to look over at her after we are "Finished" and say, "Hi, I am Bankerguy"

Updates to follow tomorrow night.

Hope she isn't pyscho and kills me.

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update?she/he gentle?

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I love the subtle humor and jab. It was all good. Everything went as planned. It was a long elevator ride to my apartment, that is for sure.

Like I said, it was quite funny introducing yourself officially after doing it for a couple of hours.

OH...and the boobs. Very fake.

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mr. furley said:

Bankerguy said:

mr. furley said:

Bankerguy said:

This is something I started a month or so ago up here in Canada. I had really mixed results to start. Then out of the blue I get messaged by an absolute hottie. We have really hit it off in every possible way.

We have talked on MSN and the phone for a while now. To make a long story shorter and hopefully more interesting, we are meeting in about 2 hours. She lives about 6 hours away, just the fact she is willing to come this far to meet me says a lot.

OK...here is the twist:

In the course of our converstaion we have jointly discussed the following fantasy together. Here is how our meeting is going to go.

She calls me once she arrives. I live in an apartment......btw.

So, I take the elevator ride down and meet her at the front doors.

However, we have agreed to NO talking or touching other than I can hold her hand.

We then have to look at each other the whole ride up to my apartment. This is going to be absolute torture.

As soon as we get into my apartment........IT's ON!!!!

I can't wait to look over at her after we are "Finished" and say, "Hi, I am Bankerguy"

Updates to follow tomorrow night.

Hope she isn't pyscho and kills me.

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update?she/he gentle?

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I love the subtle humor and jab. It was all good. Everything went as planned. It was a long elevator ride to my apartment, that is for sure.

Like I said, it was quite funny introducing yourself officially after doing it for a couple of hours.

OH...and the boobs. Very fake.

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aww, take it as humor. not a jab, man. it was the obvious joke.

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Bankerguy said:

mr. furley said:

Bankerguy said:

mr. furley said:

Bankerguy said:

This is something I started a month or so ago up here in Canada. I had really mixed results to start. Then out of the blue I get messaged by an absolute hottie. We have really hit it off in every possible way.

We have talked on MSN and the phone for a while now. To make a long story shorter and hopefully more interesting, we are meeting in about 2 hours. She lives about 6 hours away, just the fact she is willing to come this far to meet me says a lot.

OK...here is the twist:

In the course of our converstaion we have jointly discussed the following fantasy together. Here is how our meeting is going to go.

She calls me once she arrives. I live in an apartment......btw.

So, I take the elevator ride down and meet her at the front doors.

However, we have agreed to NO talking or touching other than I can hold her hand.

We then have to look at each other the whole ride up to my apartment. This is going to be absolute torture.

As soon as we get into my apartment........IT's ON!!!!

I can't wait to look over at her after we are "Finished" and say, "Hi, I am Bankerguy"

Updates to follow tomorrow night.

Hope she isn't pyscho and kills me.

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update?she/he gentle?

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I love the subtle humor and jab. It was all good. Everything went as planned. It was a long elevator ride to my apartment, that is for sure.

Like I said, it was quite funny introducing yourself officially after doing it for a couple of hours.

OH...and the boobs. Very fake.

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aww, take it as humor. not a jab, man. it was the obvious joke.

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No worries Furley. I was being truthful...I liked the humor.No #####, I checked very thoroughly....

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Otis said:

Out of respect for the people on the other side of this, I don't think I could stomach making this into a point/scoring system type contest. I've been challenged to those before but it just doesn't sit well with me. It's not cool to the wimmens involved. It's probably harmless enough to do this as a little social experiment about getting people to meet up through the internet, but once that happens I think it has to end there.My two cents.

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Bankerguy said:

mr. furley said:

Bankerguy said:

This is something I started a month or so ago up here in Canada. I had really mixed results to start. Then out of the blue I get messaged by an absolute hottie. We have really hit it off in every possible way.

We have talked on MSN and the phone for a while now. To make a long story shorter and hopefully more interesting, we are meeting in about 2 hours. She lives about 6 hours away, just the fact she is willing to come this far to meet me says a lot.

OK...here is the twist:

In the course of our converstaion we have jointly discussed the following fantasy together. Here is how our meeting is going to go.

She calls me once she arrives. I live in an apartment......btw.

So, I take the elevator ride down and meet her at the front doors.

However, we have agreed to NO talking or touching other than I can hold her hand.

We then have to look at each other the whole ride up to my apartment. This is going to be absolute torture.

As soon as we get into my apartment........IT's ON!!!!

I can't wait to look over at her after we are "Finished" and say, "Hi, I am Bankerguy"

Updates to follow tomorrow night.

Hope she isn't pyscho and kills me.

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update?she/he gentle?

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I love the subtle humor and jab. It was all good. Everything went as planned. It was a long elevator ride to my apartment, that is for sure.

Like I said, it was quite funny introducing yourself officially after doing it for a couple of hours.

OH...and the boobs. Very fake.

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Woz said:

Otis said:

Out of respect for the people on the other side of this, I don't think I could stomach making this into a point/scoring system type contest. I've been challenged to those before but it just doesn't sit well with me. It's not cool to the wimmens involved. It's probably harmless enough to do this as a little social experiment about getting people to meet up through the internet, but once that happens I think it has to end there.My two cents.

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Fair enough, but didn't you suggest the idea of having a contest in the first place?

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Otis said:

Woz said:

Otis said:

Out of respect for the people on the other side of this, I don't think I could stomach making this into a point/scoring system type contest. I've been challenged to those before but it just doesn't sit well with me. It's not cool to the wimmens involved. It's probably harmless enough to do this as a little social experiment about getting people to meet up through the internet, but once that happens I think it has to end there.My two cents.

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Fair enough, but didn't you suggest the idea of having a contest in the first place?

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The contest was about meeting up with people from the internet, not seeing how far you can "score" with certain girls. Big difference IMO.

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Mr. Pickles said:

Bankerguy said:

mr. furley said:

Bankerguy said:

This is something I started a month or so ago up here in Canada. I had really mixed results to start. Then out of the blue I get messaged by an absolute hottie. We have really hit it off in every possible way.

We have talked on MSN and the phone for a while now. To make a long story shorter and hopefully more interesting, we are meeting in about 2 hours. She lives about 6 hours away, just the fact she is willing to come this far to meet me says a lot.

OK...here is the twist:

In the course of our converstaion we have jointly discussed the following fantasy together. Here is how our meeting is going to go.

She calls me once she arrives. I live in an apartment......btw.

So, I take the elevator ride down and meet her at the front doors.

However, we have agreed to NO talking or touching other than I can hold her hand.

We then have to look at each other the whole ride up to my apartment. This is going to be absolute torture.

As soon as we get into my apartment........IT's ON!!!!

I can't wait to look over at her after we are "Finished" and say, "Hi, I am Bankerguy"

Updates to follow tomorrow night.

Hope she isn't pyscho and kills me.

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update?she/he gentle?

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I love the subtle humor and jab. It was all good. Everything went as planned. It was a long elevator ride to my apartment, that is for sure.

Like I said, it was quite funny introducing yourself officially after doing it for a couple of hours.

OH...and the boobs. Very fake.

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That's your update?

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Bankerguy said:

Mr. Pickles said:

Bankerguy said:

mr. furley said:

Bankerguy said:

This is something I started a month or so ago up here in Canada. I had really mixed results to start. Then out of the blue I get messaged by an absolute hottie. We have really hit it off in every possible way.

We have talked on MSN and the phone for a while now. To make a long story shorter and hopefully more interesting, we are meeting in about 2 hours. She lives about 6 hours away, just the fact she is willing to come this far to meet me says a lot.

OK...here is the twist:

In the course of our converstaion we have jointly discussed the following fantasy together. Here is how our meeting is going to go.

She calls me once she arrives. I live in an apartment......btw.

So, I take the elevator ride down and meet her at the front doors.

However, we have agreed to NO talking or touching other than I can hold her hand.

We then have to look at each other the whole ride up to my apartment. This is going to be absolute torture.

As soon as we get into my apartment........IT's ON!!!!

I can't wait to look over at her after we are "Finished" and say, "Hi, I am Bankerguy"

Updates to follow tomorrow night.

Hope she isn't pyscho and kills me.

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update?she/he gentle?

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I love the subtle humor and jab. It was all good. Everything went as planned. It was a long elevator ride to my apartment, that is for sure.

Like I said, it was quite funny introducing yourself officially after doing it for a couple of hours.

OH...and the boobs. Very fake.

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That's your update?

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Well....the mods are pretty tight here.Happy to answer questions....LOL.

Not sure Penthouse letters will fly here Pickles.

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Mr. Pickles said:

Bankerguy said:

Mr. Pickles said:

Bankerguy said:

mr. furley said:

Bankerguy said:

This is something I started a month or so ago up here in Canada. I had really mixed results to start. Then out of the blue I get messaged by an absolute hottie. We have really hit it off in every possible way.

We have talked on MSN and the phone for a while now. To make a long story shorter and hopefully more interesting, we are meeting in about 2 hours. She lives about 6 hours away, just the fact she is willing to come this far to meet me says a lot.

OK...here is the twist:

In the course of our converstaion we have jointly discussed the following fantasy together. Here is how our meeting is going to go.

She calls me once she arrives. I live in an apartment......btw.

So, I take the elevator ride down and meet her at the front doors.

However, we have agreed to NO talking or touching other than I can hold her hand.

We then have to look at each other the whole ride up to my apartment. This is going to be absolute torture.

As soon as we get into my apartment........IT's ON!!!!

I can't wait to look over at her after we are "Finished" and say, "Hi, I am Bankerguy" :(

Updates to follow tomorrow night.

Hope she isn't pyscho and kills me.

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update?she/he gentle?

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I love the subtle humor and jab. It was all good. Everything went as planned. It was a long elevator ride to my apartment, that is for sure.

Like I said, it was quite funny introducing yourself officially after doing it for a couple of hours.

OH...and the boobs. Very fake.

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That's your update?

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Well....the mods are pretty tight here.Happy to answer questions....LOL.

Not sure Penthouse letters will fly here Pickles.

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Pretty much doubting the veracity of this one.

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QuizGuy66 said:

This thread is useless without elevator survelliance cam pics -QG

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' date='Jun 4 2007, 11:47 AM' post='6837152']This thread has underacheived on a pretty ####### epic scale thus far.....

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Notorious T.R.E. said:

Update?

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Otis said:

' date='Jun 4 2007, 11:47 AM' post='6837152']This thread has underacheived on a pretty ####### epic scale thus far.....

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If you want, I'm pretty sure someone started a great thread on a new form of Texas Hole Em that limits bad beats. That seems like a good time.

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Notorious T.R.E. said:

BOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Woz said:

Notorious T.R.E. said:

BOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Sounded fun in theory. Give me a week. Got a couple of things lined up. If they don't work out maybe I'll plow ahead with this without Otis. Or I suppose I'd be up for someone else doing it with me? It just seems so creepy still to me.

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Incogneto said:

MF'ing Has anyone looked at plentyoffish.com? its free, and a LOT of dirties on there.

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Dragons said:

Woz said:

Notorious T.R.E. said:

BOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Sounded fun in theory. Give me a week. Got a couple of things lined up. If they don't work out maybe I'll plow ahead with this without Otis. Or I suppose I'd be up for someone else doing it with me? It just seems so creepy still to me.

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How many anecdotes from FBG's do you need that it's not creepy?Unless you're talking about posting profiles here for comments and keeping public score of your conquests. That's still creepy.

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