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No but if I'm following properly it appears the cutoff jean is in the process or already has received the seal of approval from the so -called fashion-conscious. This after they ridiculed others for their jean short wearing. By the way for what it is worth IMO the cutoff is way more gay than the "finished jean short"

I dont wear either, but give me a pair of cutoffs any day over jorts like this.

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No but if I'm following properly it appears the cutoff jean is in the process or already has received the seal of approval from the so -called fashion-conscious. This after they ridiculed others for their jean short wearing. By the way for what it is worth IMO the cutoff is way more gay than the "finished jean short"

I dont wear either, but give me a pair of cutoffs any day over jorts like this.

How about these?

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No but if I'm following properly it appears the cutoff jean is in the process or already has received the seal of approval from the so -called fashion-conscious. This after they ridiculed others for their jean short wearing. By the way for what it is worth IMO the cutoff is way more gay than the "finished jean short"

I dont wear either, but give me a pair of cutoffs any day over jorts like this.

How about these?

Pretty much the same thing, that dude's just fatter (and looks an awful lot like my GB's dad :lmao: )

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Surely jorts are a big part of normcore right? Bet they are big right now.

I assume you mean store bought jorts. The cutoffs are firmly in the hipster camp. This might be the defining area between normcore and hipster. The denim divide.

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Surely jorts are a big part of normcore right? Bet they are big right now.

I assume you mean store bought jorts. The cutoffs are firmly in the hipster camp. This might be the defining area between normcore and hipster. The denim divide.

So these are hip and better than the conventional Jort? Are you guys high?

http://phatfriend.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/gecw14914292434e20029fcf6cf.jpg

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No but if I'm following properly it appears the cutoff jean is in the process or already has received the seal of approval from the so -called fashion-conscious. This after they ridiculed others for their jean short wearing. By the way for what it is worth IMO the cutoff is way more gay than the "finished jean short"

I dont wear either, but give me a pair of cutoffs any day over jorts like this.

:lmao: so so bad.

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Surely jorts are a big part of normcore right? Bet they are big right now.

I assume you mean store bought jorts. The cutoffs are firmly in the hipster camp. This might be the defining area between normcore and hipster. The denim divide.

So these are hip and better than the conventional Jort? Are you guys high?

http://phatfriend.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/gecw14914292434e20029fcf6cf.jpg

theyre definitely gayer
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Surely jorts are a big part of normcore right? Bet they are big right now.

I assume you mean store bought jorts. The cutoffs are firmly in the hipster camp. This might be the defining area between normcore and hipster. The denim divide.

I could see that, yeah.

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Surely jorts are a big part of normcore right? Bet they are big right now.

I assume you mean store bought jorts. The cutoffs are firmly in the hipster camp. This might be the defining area between normcore and hipster. The denim divide.

So these are hip and better than the conventional Jort? Are you guys high?

http://phatfriend.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/gecw14914292434e20029fcf6cf.jpg

No idea if these are "hip" nowadays, but dirtballs and hippies have been pulling off this look since the 60's. No one in history has ever looked good in the type of jorts I linked above.

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Surely jorts are a big part of normcore right? Bet they are big right now.

I assume you mean store bought jorts. The cutoffs are firmly in the hipster camp. This might be the defining area between normcore and hipster. The denim divide.

So these are hip and better than the conventional Jort? Are you guys high?

http://phatfriend.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/gecw14914292434e20029fcf6cf.jpg

No idea if these are "hip" nowadays, but dirtballs and hippies have been pulling off this look since the 60's. No one in history has ever looked good in the type of jorts I linked above.

This guy may argue with you.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt8sk7PPDx1qeyr8q.jpg

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Surely jorts are a big part of normcore right? Bet they are big right now.

I assume you mean store bought jorts. The cutoffs are firmly in the hipster camp. This might be the defining area between normcore and hipster. The denim divide.

So these are hip and better than the conventional Jort? Are you guys high?

http://phatfriend.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/gecw14914292434e20029fcf6cf.jpg

No idea if these are "hip" nowadays, but dirtballs and hippies have been pulling off this look since the 60's. No one in history has ever looked good in the type of jorts I linked above.

This guy may argue with you.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt8sk7PPDx1qeyr8q.jpg

you seem to have quite a thing for jorts.

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Surely jorts are a big part of normcore right? Bet they are big right now.

I assume you mean store bought jorts. The cutoffs are firmly in the hipster camp. This might be the defining area between normcore and hipster. The denim divide.

So these are hip and better than the conventional Jort? Are you guys high?

http://phatfriend.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/gecw14914292434e20029fcf6cf.jpg

No idea if these are "hip" nowadays, but dirtballs and hippies have been pulling off this look since the 60's. No one in history has ever looked good in the type of jorts I linked above.

This guy may argue with you.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt8sk7PPDx1qeyr8q.jpg

you seem to have quite a thing for jorts.

No trying to figure out the mindset that jorts are bad but cutoff jeans are good as viewed here.......

http://www.truereligionbrandjeans.com/store/ProductImages/details/6927_medium_drifter_no_rips_l.jpg

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Surely jorts are a big part of normcore right? Bet they are big right now.

I assume you mean store bought jorts. The cutoffs are firmly in the hipster camp. This might be the defining area between normcore and hipster. The denim divide.

So these are hip and better than the conventional Jort? Are you guys high?

http://phatfriend.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/gecw14914292434e20029fcf6cf.jpg

More hip, yes. I don't know a know about better. I rarely wear jeans or shorts so the chances me wearing shorts made of jeans is zilch.

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Surely jorts are a big part of normcore right? Bet they are big right now.

I assume you mean store bought jorts. The cutoffs are firmly in the hipster camp. This might be the defining area between normcore and hipster. The denim divide.

So these are hip and better than the conventional Jort? Are you guys high?

http://phatfriend.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/gecw14914292434e20029fcf6cf.jpg

No idea if these are "hip" nowadays, but dirtballs and hippies have been pulling off this look since the 60's. No one in history has ever looked good in the type of jorts I linked above.

This guy may argue with you.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt8sk7PPDx1qeyr8q.jpg

you seem to have quite a thing for jorts.

No trying to figure out the mindset that jorts are bad but cutoff jeans are good as viewed here.......

http://www.truereligionbrandjeans.com/store/ProductImages/details/6927_medium_drifter_no_rips_l.jpg

it is what it is. jorts are, and have always been, terrible. cut-offs cycle in and out of being "in style".

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Surely jorts are a big part of normcore right? Bet they are big right now.

I assume you mean store bought jorts. The cutoffs are firmly in the hipster camp. This might be the defining area between normcore and hipster. The denim divide.

So these are hip and better than the conventional Jort? Are you guys high?

http://phatfriend.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/gecw14914292434e20029fcf6cf.jpg

No idea if these are "hip" nowadays, but dirtballs and hippies have been pulling off this look since the 60's. No one in history has ever looked good in the type of jorts I linked above.

This guy may argue with you.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt8sk7PPDx1qeyr8q.jpg

you seem to have quite a thing for jorts.

No trying to figure out the mindset that jorts are bad but cutoff jeans are good as viewed here.......

http://www.truereligionbrandjeans.com/store/ProductImages/details/6927_medium_drifter_no_rips_l.jpg

It is an interesting question.

Just brainstorming, but I think it has a lot to do with the type of people associated with each. Cutoffs are associated with not caring, which is always cool (even if you might work really hard to look like you don't care). It's a classic look, and is associated with relaxed situations (much like the trusy pair of jeans they used to be).

Jorts are often accompanied by a tucked in polo shirt, and white sneakers (cheap, uncool white sneakers). Sometimes even with socks far too long to be wearing with shorts. Instead of being cut off with a devil-may-care attitude, jorts are actually hemmed and that says a lot about the man wearing them. They are associated with a very bad nerdiness. Possibly, the only nerdiness that isn't actually cool. A sort of redneck nerdiness. I think rednecks being a big driver in early jort popularity also doesn't help the case.

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Surely jorts are a big part of normcore right? Bet they are big right now.

I assume you mean store bought jorts. The cutoffs are firmly in the hipster camp. This might be the defining area between normcore and hipster. The denim divide.

So these are hip and better than the conventional Jort? Are you guys high?

http://phatfriend.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/gecw14914292434e20029fcf6cf.jpg

No idea if these are "hip" nowadays, but dirtballs and hippies have been pulling off this look since the 60's. No one in history has ever looked good in the type of jorts I linked above.

This guy may argue with you.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt8sk7PPDx1qeyr8q.jpg

you seem to have quite a thing for jorts.

No trying to figure out the mindset that jorts are bad but cutoff jeans are good as viewed here.......

http://www.truereligionbrandjeans.com/store/ProductImages/details/6927_medium_drifter_no_rips_l.jpg

It is an interesting question.

Just brainstorming, but I think it has a lot to do with the type of people associated with each. Cutoffs are associated with not caring, which is always cool (even if you might work really hard to look like you don't care). It's a classic look, and is associated with relaxed situations (much like the trusy pair of jeans they used to be).

Jorts are often accompanied by a tucked in polo shirt, and white sneakers (cheap, uncool white sneakers). Sometimes even with socks far too long to be wearing with shorts. Instead of being cut off with a devil-may-care attitude, jorts are actually hemmed and that says a lot about the man wearing them. They are associated with a very bad nerdiness. Possibly, the only nerdiness that isn't actually cool. A sort of redneck nerdiness. I think rednecks being a big driver in early jort popularity also doesn't help the case.

Does "cool" or "hip" as we know it even exist anymore? I've read some articles and am starting to believe we now live in a post-cool world.

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No but if I'm following properly it appears the cutoff jean is in the process or already has received the seal of approval from the so -called fashion-conscious. This after they ridiculed others for their jean short wearing. By the way for what it is worth IMO the cutoff is way more gay than the "finished jean short"

I dont wear either, but give me a pair of cutoffs any day over jorts like this.

I think that is my ex-FIL.

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Surely jorts are a big part of normcore right? Bet they are big right now.

I assume you mean store bought jorts. The cutoffs are firmly in the hipster camp. This might be the defining area between normcore and hipster. The denim divide.

So these are hip and better than the conventional Jort? Are you guys high?

http://phatfriend.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/gecw14914292434e20029fcf6cf.jpg

No idea if these are "hip" nowadays, but dirtballs and hippies have been pulling off this look since the 60's. No one in history has ever looked good in the type of jorts I linked above.

This guy may argue with you.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt8sk7PPDx1qeyr8q.jpg

you seem to have quite a thing for jorts.

No trying to figure out the mindset that jorts are bad but cutoff jeans are good as viewed here.......

http://www.truereligionbrandjeans.com/store/ProductImages/details/6927_medium_drifter_no_rips_l.jpg

It is an interesting question.

Just brainstorming, but I think it has a lot to do with the type of people associated with each. Cutoffs are associated with not caring, which is always cool (even if you might work really hard to look like you don't care). It's a classic look, and is associated with relaxed situations (much like the trusy pair of jeans they used to be).

Jorts are often accompanied by a tucked in polo shirt, and white sneakers (cheap, uncool white sneakers). Sometimes even with socks far too long to be wearing with shorts. Instead of being cut off with a devil-may-care attitude, jorts are actually hemmed and that says a lot about the man wearing them. They are associated with a very bad nerdiness. Possibly, the only nerdiness that isn't actually cool. A sort of redneck nerdiness. I think rednecks being a big driver in early jort popularity also doesn't help the case.

This is spot-on.

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Surely jorts are a big part of normcore right? Bet they are big right now.

I assume you mean store bought jorts. The cutoffs are firmly in the hipster camp. This might be the defining area between normcore and hipster. The denim divide.

So these are hip and better than the conventional Jort? Are you guys high?

http://phatfriend.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/gecw14914292434e20029fcf6cf.jpg

No idea if these are "hip" nowadays, but dirtballs and hippies have been pulling off this look since the 60's. No one in history has ever looked good in the type of jorts I linked above.

This guy may argue with you.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt8sk7PPDx1qeyr8q.jpg

you seem to have quite a thing for jorts.

No trying to figure out the mindset that jorts are bad but cutoff jeans are good as viewed here.......

http://www.truereligionbrandjeans.com/store/ProductImages/details/6927_medium_drifter_no_rips_l.jpg

It is an interesting question.

Just brainstorming, but I think it has a lot to do with the type of people associated with each. Cutoffs are associated with not caring, which is always cool (even if you might work really hard to look like you don't care). It's a classic look, and is associated with relaxed situations (much like the trusy pair of jeans they used to be).

Jorts are often accompanied by a tucked in polo shirt, and white sneakers (cheap, uncool white sneakers). Sometimes even with socks far too long to be wearing with shorts. Instead of being cut off with a devil-may-care attitude, jorts are actually hemmed and that says a lot about the man wearing them. They are associated with a very bad nerdiness. Possibly, the only nerdiness that isn't actually cool. A sort of redneck nerdiness. I think rednecks being a big driver in early jort popularity also doesn't help the case.

This is spot-on.

I don't know...I just passed a group of black guys, which 3 of the 4 were wearing jorts and I never once had the urge to shout-out REDNECKS!

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I just got me a spankin' new pair of jorts with paint splashes and rips. Levi's jorts. 569 loose below the knee. Liked 'em so much, I ordered another pair the next day. 511 slim, baby. All the way. 

I am rockin' the jorts this summer.  

:offdee style:  

:yes:

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I might bring the ones I'm getting back and get me some 

SPILLIN

Cut offs. 

Jorts. Jorts. Jorts. Jorts. Jorts. 

Jorts. Jorts. Jorts. Jorts. Jorts.

Jorts. Jorts. Jorts. Jorts. Jorts. Jorts. 

EVERYBODY!

https://www.nordstromrack.com/shop/product/2489993/levis-511-slim-cutoff-shorts?color=SPILLIN

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4 hours ago, D-Day said:

And I thought this was where we were going to sneak in yoga pants pics.  :sad banana:

 

The yoga thread became redundant once I moved to Uptown, Dallas.  My coffee shop (which is all like health oriented with mostly vegan options but thank god, still whole milk) Is within a block of Soulcycle, Pure Barre, Barry's, some foofie climbing gym and like three more.

OMG the level of talent is unreal

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1 hour ago, Koya said:

The yoga thread became redundant once I moved to Uptown, Dallas.  My coffee shop (which is all like health oriented with mostly vegan options but thank god, still whole milk) Is within a block of Soulcycle, Pure Barre, Barry's, some foofie climbing gym and like three more.

OMG the level of talent is unreal

Way not to even humblebrag, Koya. Huh. Way not to.  

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6 hours ago, Koya said:

The yoga thread became redundant once I moved to Uptown, Dallas.  My coffee shop (which is all like health oriented with mostly vegan options but thank god, still whole milk) Is within a block of Soulcycle, Pure Barre, Barry's, some foofie climbing gym and like three more.

OMG the level of talent is unreal

Booking my flight now.

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7 hours ago, Koya said:

The yoga thread became redundant once I moved to Uptown, Dallas.  My coffee shop (which is all like health oriented with mostly vegan options but thank god, still whole milk) Is within a block of Soulcycle, Pure Barre, Barry's, some foofie climbing gym and like three more.

OMG the level of talent is unreal

The local Kroger where I live is like Yoga pants heaven on Sat mornings!

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I feel like (yeah, right, I know) I should bow gracefully out of the jort aspect of the thread and blend in with the yoga pants aspect of it, which, believe me, I'm happy to do. I hated watching that thread get the axe. And jorts on guys? No bueno.  

Ah, yoga, you and your downward facing dog farts.  

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12 minutes ago, mr. furley said:

jorts and cargos are back in a big way since last year, boys

 

I cannot believe jorts are back in any way other than ironically, or by those trying to relive the 80s (ie, by rolling the bottom of a super tight pair).

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1 minute ago, Bull Dozier said:

I cannot believe jorts are back in any way other than ironically, or by those trying to relive the 80s (ie, by rolling the bottom of a super tight pair).

Jorts, ripped and loose, destroyed and paint-splattered, go good with a nice one-color solid slub t-shirt or fitted rock band shirt. 

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2 hours ago, Bull Dozier said:

I cannot believe jorts are back in any way other than ironically, or by those trying to relive the 80s (ie, by rolling the bottom of a super tight pair).

Believe it.  I was in NY late last summer and saw quite a few "fashion aware" guys wearing them.    Not 80s baggy Wisconsin type jorts but slimmer tighter, and lots of white jorts are being shown.

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When I frequent the south side ball park, we play the game Jorts as part of our pregame.  The premise is pretty simple, any time you see someone

Wearing jean shorts: Drink

Wife beater: Drink 

Combo: finish it 

I figure I’ve got to be drunk to watch baseball on the south side, might as well make a game of it.....it’s never failed to do the trick 

 

:nottrendy: 

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