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Jorts: Reloaded (2 Viewers)
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PeaceBringer
Footballguy
so would any male be caught dead in jorts and crocs?
OC Zed
Footballguy
I saw it yesterday from my office window. (Sorry, I have not contributed to the office window pic thread.)The dude was sporting cargo jorts. My first such sighting. IIRC, I think his green t-shirt was tucked in as well. No fanny pack, however.
bakes
I am the Beer God!
You work near Pai Mei???I saw it yesterday from my office window. (Sorry, I have not contributed to the office window pic thread.)
The dude was sporting cargo jorts. My first such sighting. IIRC, I think his green t-shirt was tucked in as well. No fanny pack, however.
the moops
Footballguy
crocs>>>>>>>>>>>>>jorts
OC Zed
Footballguy
We're talking about rubber shoes here, Giovanni.
the moops
Footballguy
No doubt.
Finless
Footballguy
SharkBait
Footballguy
Fixed me own post...
the moops
Footballguy
You wont find too many gay guys wearing jorts. Juts douchebags (taken from urban dictionary definition.)
some punk kid
Footballguy
In the gym. I rock the basketball shorts and t-shirt combo. Saw a guy way stronger than me wearing some jorts yesterday. Who's the man now?eta: language filter
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Cunk
Footballguy
I love it. It almost hurts my eyes like looking at the sun.
E-Z Glider
Footballguy
Went shopping for some shorts today at lunch (trying to replace some of my cargo shorts 
). Was a bit shocked at all the jorts on the racks. Saw a pair of cargo-jorts with a huge gold embroidered dragon down the entire right side. WTF wears these things?
). Was a bit shocked at all the jorts on the racks. Saw a pair of cargo-jorts with a huge gold embroidered dragon down the entire right side. WTF wears these things?
Print Is Dead
Footballguy
Black people. They have a well documented exemption. And btw, there's nothing wrong with cargo shorts unless they're made of denim.Went shopping for some shorts today at lunch (trying to replace some of my cargo shorts
E-Z Glider
Footballguy
I was in denial for a while myself. Ive been sporting these things since the early 90's. I can see the writing on the wall though. :(Black people. They have a well documented exemption. And btw, there's nothing wrong with cargo shorts unless they're made of denim.Went shopping for some shorts today at lunch (trying to replace some of my cargo shorts). Was a bit shocked at all the jorts on the racks. Saw a pair of cargo-jorts with a huge gold embroidered dragon down the entire right side. WTF wears these things?
SPM
Footballguy
And btw, there's nothing wrong with cargo shorts unless they're made of denim.Went shopping for some shorts today at lunch (trying to replace some of my cargo shorts). Was a bit shocked at all the jorts on the racks. Saw a pair of cargo-jorts with a huge gold embroidered dragon down the entire right side. WTF wears these things?
regular khaki shorts are just as bad as jorts
E-Z Glider
Footballguy
Uh oh. Sounds like we got a jorts apologist here.And btw, there's nothing wrong with cargo shorts unless they're made of denim.Went shopping for some shorts today at lunch (trying to replace some of my cargo shortsregular khaki shorts are just as bad as jorts
Illegal Pants Downfield
Footballguy
Ok - I just found this thread, and it is pure gold."Everyone here wears jean shorts."I live in NYC. And by my count yesterday more people were wearing jean shorts than not. Im starting to think this may be some kind of regional thing as well. Ive never even heard the term jorts before. Like I said everyone here wears jean shorts.
I'm sorry, Shady...I live in Manhattan, and everyone here (at least on THIS side of the ferry) most definitely does not wear jorts...
More wearing them than not? In 2007? As if the rest of NYC needs another reason to try to disassociate with Staten Island...
This thread is the good stuff. I hope to contribute some nice tourist jort pictures when the weather gets warmer...oh, they shall be out in FULL FORCE...
Question: we've established that African Americans have an exemption from jorts ridicule (as well as mustaches, apparently...I'd never heard that before). Can we still ridicule Caucasians who think they are/wish they were African Americans for wearing jorts?
El Floppo
Footballguy
Beautiful day here in NYC (the less-trendy, Manhattan part- not the uber-chic Staten Island), and despite a day roaming the EVil, including a special event (Dance Parade) ending up by the playground in Tompkins Square Park... not ONE SINGLE jort sighting. And I was really, really looking- even had the camera out and ready to snap.
:disappointed:
:disappointed:
Illegal Pants Downfield
Footballguy
Ha! Me too...spent 5-hours in the west village today, even through the Bedford neighborhood fair. I saw one person wearing actual jorts. It was a 10-year old kid.Saw 3 others wearing cut-off jorts, but they were hipsters...
Have some
to share - stay tuned.And btw, there's nothing wrong with cargo shorts unless they're made of denim.Went shopping for some shorts today at lunch (trying to replace some of my cargo shorts). Was a bit shocked at all the jorts on the racks. Saw a pair of cargo-jorts with a huge gold embroidered dragon down the entire right side. WTF wears these things?
yes. in fact it's encouragedOk - I just found this thread, and it is pure gold."Everyone here wears jean shorts."
I'm sorry, Shady...I live in Manhattan, and everyone here (at least on THIS side of the ferry) most definitely does not wear jorts...
More wearing them than not? In 2007? As if the rest of NYC needs another reason to try to disassociate with Staten Island...
This thread is the good stuff. I hope to contribute some nice tourist jort pictures when the weather gets warmer...oh, they shall be out in FULL FORCE...
Question: we've established that African Americans have an exemption from jorts ridicule (as well as mustaches, apparently...I'd never heard that before). Can we still ridicule Caucasians who think they are/wish they were African Americans for wearing jorts?
DA RAIDERS
Footballguy
jorts are hideous. cargo shorts from old navy are your friend.
Nigel Tufnel
Footballguy
Print Is Dead
Footballguy
Lots of ironic(?) jorts at the Radiohead show in Dallas.
Nigel Tufnel
Footballguy
OC Zed
Footballguy
The jersey was tucked in to provide easier access to the funnypack, correct?
Nigel Tufnel
Footballguy
Hip-looking college-aged guys wearing long cutoffs.
El Floppo
Footballguy
I resorted to googling the damn things for images, since I've been striking out lately.
Can't remember if this was already linked here, but it's worth a repeat.
Can't remember if this was already linked here, but it's worth a repeat.
DA RAIDERS
Footballguy
i go to disneyland a lot(2 year old daughter) it's a ####### jort goldmine. i will be pic hunting my next trip. someone will have to help me upload them or whatever.
the moops
Footballguy
Jort wearer.
El Floppo
Footballguy
... fixed.
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Wingnut
Footballguy
OC Zed
Footballguy
Were they cut-offs or did you actually buy them that way?
the moops
Footballguy
Yea, picnic tables, with all that complex joinery and exotic species of hardwoods.It's a picnic table. Settle down. My 11 year old cousin can use a chop saw and screw boards together. Oh, and my cousin is a girl.
El Floppo
Footballguy
Mullet up, or down? Just curious.As for me, I just crocheted some socks for my son, put together a nice flower arrangement for the wife for when she gets home from a long day at the spa, and had sex with men.Congrats on the table and... ahem... caulk.
Bought em, carpenter short version.
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