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Jorts: Reloaded (2 Viewers)
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Ned
Footballguy
That was probably spill-over from Rehoboth Beach, DE. It's widely known as the gay beach of DE now.
saintfool
Dead sexy
offdee
Footballguy
Jorts are only OK on hot chicks with rockin' bodies. Anybody else = Fail.
E-Z Glider
Footballguy
offdee
Footballguy
You should be holding a turkey leg.
Godsbrother
Footballguy
whatever happened to Beej?
E-Z Glider
Footballguy
Thanks!You should be holding a turkey leg.
Sweatpants
Footballguy
Imprisoned for terrorist acts
Print Is Dead
Footballguy
Hipsters are loving the skinny jorts these days. They're still awful. Not being hemmed doesn't save them.
Nigel Tufnel
Footballguy
WTF?!?!
Tony Jabroni
Footballguy
King_Kelly
Footballguy
I've seen a lot of this about town in Austin recently also. It's ####### terrible.
Da Guru
Fair & Balanced
When I was in Miami last month we went to South Beach for the day..saw quite a few of these. Guess they are cutting edge.
Print Is Dead
Footballguy
It happened
the moops
Footballguy
About three years ago
Steve Tasker
Footballguy
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Print Is Dead
Oh my god Hi
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Steve Tasker,
Print Is Dead
Oh my god Hi
Nigel Tufnel
Footballguy
You don't get "it."
Print Is Dead
Footballguy
Leroy Hoard
Footballguy
Jarts >>> Jorts
belljr
Footballguy
Just purchased a "baggy" pair of denim shorts. I stopped wearing them because of this board 
but
I'm back to the old days and I DON'T CARE
http://www1.macys.com/shop/product/levis-jean-shorts-569-loose-straight-denim-shorts-dirty-rigid?ID=454035&CategoryID=3310&LinkType=PDPZ1
Just 1 pair to wear on occasion
butI'm back to the old days and I DON'T CARE
http://www1.macys.com/shop/product/levis-jean-shorts-569-loose-straight-denim-shorts-dirty-rigid?ID=454035&CategoryID=3310&LinkType=PDPZ1
Just 1 pair to wear on occasion
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You should rock them with a Phils jersey!Just purchased a "baggy" pair of denim shorts. I stopped wearing them because of this board
belljr
Footballguy
ANd white sneaks!!!You should rock them with a Phils jersey!Just purchased a "baggy" pair of denim shorts. I stopped wearing them because of this board
Fensalk
Footballguy
No no no. Not like that. The fabric has to be right. The one you linked are something like toughskins. Thick jeans should not be made into jorts. They need to be thin fabric, very thin, so they can lay relaxed on your frame. What you linked is not acceptable.This is not acceptable:http://realitychicblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/jorts-2.jpgThis IS acceptable:http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-B4QwMnfEdqI/TgSK0yahuzI/AAAAAAAABQM/oYyHSt66SLY/s1600/cross+process+jorts.jpgThe last image is a pair of shorts that are stylish and actually FIT, instead of looking like a piece of blue cardboard you wrapped around your legs.Just purchased a "baggy" pair of denim shorts. I stopped wearing them because of this board
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Insoxicated
Well if there was any doubt before, here's the post that confirmed it all. Fensalk loves the clock.No no no. Not like that. The fabric has to be right. The one you linked are something like toughskins. Thick jeans should not be made into jorts. They need to be thin fabric, very thin, so they can lay relaxed on your frame. What you linked is not acceptable.Just purchased a "baggy" pair of denim shorts. I stopped wearing them because of this board
I'm back to the old days and I DON'T CARE
http://www1.macys.com/shop/product/levis-jean-shorts-569-loose-straight-denim-shorts-dirty-rigid?ID=454035&CategoryID=3310&LinkType=PDPZ1
Just 1 pair to wear on occasion
This is not acceptable:
http://realitychicblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/jorts-2.jpg
This IS acceptable:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-B4QwMnfEdqI/TgSK0yahuzI/AAAAAAAABQM/oYyHSt66SLY/s1600/cross+process+jorts.jpg
The last image is a pair of shorts that are stylish and actually FIT, instead of looking like a piece of blue cardboard you wrapped around your legs.
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Fensalk
Footballguy
Just agree with me. Its always the best move.Well if there was any doubt before, here's the post that confirmed it all. Fensalk loves the clock.No no no. Not like that. The fabric has to be right. The one you linked are something like toughskins. Thick jeans should not be made into jorts. They need to be thin fabric, very thin, so they can lay relaxed on your frame. What you linked is not acceptable.Just purchased a "baggy" pair of denim shorts. I stopped wearing them because of this board
I'm back to the old days and I DON'T CARE
http://www1.macys.com/shop/product/levis-jean-shorts-569-loose-straight-denim-shorts-dirty-rigid?ID=454035&CategoryID=3310&LinkType=PDPZ1
Just 1 pair to wear on occasion
This is not acceptable:
http://realitychicblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/jorts-2.jpg
This IS acceptable:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-B4QwMnfEdqI/TgSK0yahuzI/AAAAAAAABQM/oYyHSt66SLY/s1600/cross+process+jorts.jpg
The last image is a pair of shorts that are stylish and actually FIT, instead of looking like a piece of blue cardboard you wrapped around your legs.
Lutherman2112
Footballguy
Maybe a new ruling on cutoffs vs jorts?
Or were you just singing along with the Alan Parsons Project?
El Floppo
Footballguy
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Buck Bradcanon
Footballguy
Surely jorts are a big part of normcore right? Bet they are big right now.
Jarts were awesome outside of the fact they were deadly toy crippling or killing thousands of children. But they were extremely easy to set up and very cool to throw.
dmac37
Footballguy
Godsbrother
Footballguy
I miss BGP 
Ditka Butkus
Footballguy
Just read this whole thread for the 1st time........And if I'm following correctly a bunch of fashion mavens ridiculed the store bought men's jean short with the finished cuff and possibly these same mavens are considering approving of the actual cutoff men's jean short that were literally popular back in the 70's. If this is the case these same mavens need to apologize to the original "jort" sympathizers. Especially Two Deep who sounds like he may be a lumber jack and by the way has a great profile photo.
El Floppo
Footballguy
Ditka Butkus
Footballguy
No but if I'm following properly it appears the cutoff jean is in the process or already has received the seal of approval from the so -called fashion-conscious. This after they ridiculed others for their jean short wearing. By the way for what it is worth IMO the cutoff is way more gay than the "finished jean short"
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