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Thing #373 to never say to your wife (1 Viewer)

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Hoh

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So we just joined a Gold's Gym that is due to open in a matter of days. We signed my wife up to work with a personal trainer. As a result, they gave some nice T-shirts. My wife says "Look, on the back it says 'I'm under construction'...isnt that cool?"

Me at event horizon: "Wouldn't under DEstruction be more appropriate?"

Me at event horizon + 0.001 seconds: :wall: :wall:

Wife at event horizon + 0.002 seconds: :hot:

:thumbup:

 
Hoh said:
So we just joined a Gold's Gym that is due to open in a matter of days. We signed my wife up to work with a personal trainer. As a result, they gave some nice T-shirts. My wife says "Look, on the back it says 'I'm under construction'...isnt that cool?"Me at event horizon: "Wouldn't under DEstruction be more appropriate?"Me at event horizon + 0.001 seconds: :wall: :wall: Wife at event horizon + 0.002 seconds: :hot: :thumbup:
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Still doesn't beat the stupidest thing you ever said to her... "I do."
 
Hoh said:
So we just joined a Gold's Gym that is due to open in a matter of days. We signed my wife up to work with a personal trainer. As a result, they gave some nice T-shirts. My wife says "Look, on the back it says 'I'm under construction'...isnt that cool?"Me at event horizon: "Wouldn't under DEstruction be more appropriate?"Me at event horizon + 0.001 seconds: :wall: :wall: Wife at event horizon + 0.002 seconds: :hot: :thumbup:
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Hoh is no longer the HOH.
 
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fred_1_15301 said:
Hoh said:
So we just joined a Gold's Gym that is due to open in a matter of days. We signed my wife up to work with a personal trainer. As a result, they gave some nice T-shirts. My wife says "Look, on the back it says 'I'm under construction'...isnt that cool?"Me at event horizon: "Wouldn't under DEstruction be more appropriate?"Me at event horizon + 0.001 seconds: :thumbup: :angry: Wife at event horizon + 0.002 seconds: :IBTL: :shock:
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Hoh is no longer the HOH.
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When DOES Big Brother start anyway?
 
Hoh said:
So we just joined a Gold's Gym that is due to open in a matter of days. We signed my wife up to work with a personal trainer. As a result, they gave some nice T-shirts. My wife says "Look, on the back it says 'I'm under construction'...isnt that cool?"Me at event horizon: "Wouldn't under DEstruction be more appropriate?"Me at event horizon + 0.001 seconds: :wall: :wall: Wife at event horizon + 0.002 seconds: :hot: :lmao:
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If I was your wife I wouldn't be mad at you...mainly because I don't get the joke.
 
BretWeir said:
Hoh said:
So we just joined a Gold's Gym that is due to open in a matter of days. We signed my wife up to work with a personal trainer. As a result, they gave some nice T-shirts. My wife says "Look, on the back it says 'I'm under construction'...isnt that cool?"Me at event horizon: "Wouldn't under DEstruction be more appropriate?"Me at event horizon + 0.001 seconds: :wall: :wall: Wife at event horizon + 0.002 seconds: :hot: :shrug:
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If I was your wife I wouldn't be mad at you...mainly because I don't get the joke.
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:rolleyes:
 
BretWeir said:
Hoh said:
So we just joined a Gold's Gym that is due to open in a matter of days. We signed my wife up to work with a personal trainer. As a result, they gave some nice T-shirts. My wife says "Look, on the back it says 'I'm under construction'...isnt that cool?"Me at event horizon: "Wouldn't under DEstruction be more appropriate?"Me at event horizon + 0.001 seconds: :shrug: :wall: Wife at event horizon + 0.002 seconds: :wall: :rolleyes:
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If I was your wife I wouldn't be mad at you...mainly because I don't get the joke.
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Don't take the literal meanings of the words "construction" and "destruction". HTH.
 
Rayderr said:
Hoh said:
So we just joined a Gold's Gym that is due to open in a matter of days. We signed my wife up to work with a personal trainer. As a result, they gave some nice T-shirts. My wife says "Look, on the back it says 'I'm under construction'...isnt that cool?"Me at event horizon: "Wouldn't under DEstruction be more appropriate?"Me at event horizon + 0.001 seconds: :lmao: :bye: Wife at event horizon + 0.002 seconds: :hot: :mellow:
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Still doesn't beat the stupidest thing you ever said to her... "I do."
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Wow.. fantastic shtick.. even more harsh than nomarriage.com
 
fred_1_15301 said:
BretWeir said:
Hoh said:
So we just joined a Gold's Gym that is due to open in a matter of days. We signed my wife up to work with a personal trainer. As a result, they gave some nice T-shirts. My wife says "Look, on the back it says 'I'm under construction'...isnt that cool?"Me at event horizon: "Wouldn't under DEstruction be more appropriate?"Me at event horizon + 0.001 seconds: :lmao: :bye: Wife at event horizon + 0.002 seconds: :hot: :mellow:
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If I was your wife I wouldn't be mad at you...mainly because I don't get the joke.
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Don't take the literal meanings of the words "construction" and "destruction". HTH.
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What meaning are we using then?
 
dgreen said:
fred_1_15301 said:
BretWeir said:
Hoh said:
So we just joined a Gold's Gym that is due to open in a matter of days. We signed my wife up to work with a personal trainer. As a result, they gave some nice T-shirts. My wife says "Look, on the back it says 'I'm under construction'...isnt that cool?"Me at event horizon: "Wouldn't under DEstruction be more appropriate?"Me at event horizon + 0.001 seconds: :lmao: :hot: Wife at event horizon + 0.002 seconds: :no: :(
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If I was your wife I wouldn't be mad at you...mainly because I don't get the joke.
Click to expand...
Don't take the literal meanings of the words "construction" and "destruction". HTH.
Click to expand...
What meaning are we using then?
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Whatever meaning you want.........
 
fred_1_15301 said:
dgreen said:
fred_1_15301 said:
BretWeir said:
Hoh said:
So we just joined a Gold's Gym that is due to open in a matter of days. We signed my wife up to work with a personal trainer. As a result, they gave some nice T-shirts. My wife says "Look, on the back it says 'I'm under construction'...isnt that cool?"

Me at event horizon: "Wouldn't under DEstruction be more appropriate?"

Me at event horizon + 0.001 seconds: :wall: :wall:

Wife at event horizon + 0.002 seconds: :hot:

:lmao:
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If I was your wife I wouldn't be mad at you...mainly because I don't get the joke.
Click to expand...
Don't take the literal meanings of the words "construction" and "destruction". HTH.
Click to expand...
What meaning are we using then?
Click to expand...
Whatever meaning you want.........
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Oh, now I get it... :lmao: ... :lmao: :lmao:

 
dgreen said:
fred_1_15301 said:
dgreen said:
fred_1_15301 said:
BretWeir said:
Hoh said:
So we just joined a Gold's Gym that is due to open in a matter of days. We signed my wife up to work with a personal trainer. As a result, they gave some nice T-shirts. My wife says "Look, on the back it says 'I'm under construction'...isnt that cool?"

Me at event horizon: "Wouldn't under DEstruction be more appropriate?"

Me at event horizon + 0.001 seconds: :wall: :wall:

Wife at event horizon + 0.002 seconds: :hot:

:bye:
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If I was your wife I wouldn't be mad at you...mainly because I don't get the joke.
Click to expand...
Don't take the literal meanings of the words "construction" and "destruction". HTH.
Click to expand...
What meaning are we using then?
Click to expand...
Whatever meaning you want.........
Click to expand...
Oh, now I get it... :lmao: ... :lmao: :lmao:
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OK, I don't get it.
 
water said:
dgreen said:
fred_1_15301 said:
dgreen said:
fred_1_15301 said:
BretWeir said:
Hoh said:
So we just joined a Gold's Gym that is due to open in a matter of days. We signed my wife up to work with a personal trainer. As a result, they gave some nice T-shirts. My wife says "Look, on the back it says 'I'm under construction'...isnt that cool?"

Me at event horizon: "Wouldn't under DEstruction be more appropriate?"

Me at event horizon + 0.001 seconds: :wall: :wall:

Wife at event horizon + 0.002 seconds: :hot:

:bye:
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If I was your wife I wouldn't be mad at you...mainly because I don't get the joke.
Click to expand...
Don't take the literal meanings of the words "construction" and "destruction". HTH.
Click to expand...
What meaning are we using then?
Click to expand...
Whatever meaning you want.........
Click to expand...
Oh, now I get it... :lmao: ... :lmao: :lmao:
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OK, I don't get it.
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Yeah, me neither. I was just trying to fit in.
 
Yeah, I don't get it either.

Wife is probably mad at you because she thinks you purposefully made a joke that went over her head. When in fact you made a joke that really doesn't make any sense.

 
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dgreen said:
water said:
dgreen said:
fred_1_15301 said:
dgreen said:
fred_1_15301 said:
BretWeir said:
Hoh said:
So we just joined a Gold's Gym that is due to open in a matter of days. We signed my wife up to work with a personal trainer. As a result, they gave some nice T-shirts. My wife says "Look, on the back it says 'I'm under construction'...isnt that cool?"

Me at event horizon: "Wouldn't under DEstruction be more appropriate?"

Me at event horizon + 0.001 seconds: :lmao: :wall:

Wife at event horizon + 0.002 seconds: :hot:

:goodposting:
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If I was your wife I wouldn't be mad at you...mainly because I don't get the joke.
Click to expand...
Don't take the literal meanings of the words "construction" and "destruction". HTH.
Click to expand...
What meaning are we using then?
Click to expand...
Whatever meaning you want.........
Click to expand...
Oh, now I get it... :lmao: ... :confused: :popcorn:
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OK, I don't get it.
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Yeah, me neither. I was just trying to fit in.
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Construction would indicate building her up.Destruction would indicate that there is something that they need to get rid of.

 
Gordo said:
dgreen said:
water said:
dgreen said:
fred_1_15301 said:
dgreen said:
fred_1_15301 said:
BretWeir said:
Hoh said:
So we just joined a Gold's Gym that is due to open in a matter of days. We signed my wife up to work with a personal trainer. As a result, they gave some nice T-shirts. My wife says "Look, on the back it says 'I'm under construction'...isnt that cool?"

Me at event horizon: "Wouldn't under DEstruction be more appropriate?"

Me at event horizon + 0.001 seconds: :hot: :wall:

Wife at event horizon + 0.002 seconds: :hot:

:goodposting:
Click to expand...
If I was your wife I wouldn't be mad at you...mainly because I don't get the joke.
Click to expand...
Don't take the literal meanings of the words "construction" and "destruction". HTH.
Click to expand...
What meaning are we using then?
Click to expand...
Whatever meaning you want.........
Click to expand...
Oh, now I get it... :wall: ... :popcorn: :lmao:
Click to expand...
OK, I don't get it.
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Yeah, me neither. I was just trying to fit in.
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Construction would indicate building her up.Destruction would indicate that there is something that they need to get rid of.
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This guy gets it :confused: . Didn't think I'd be in the minority here :lmao:
 
Gordo said:
Construction would indicate building her up.

Destruction would indicate that there is something that they need to get rid of.
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Construction would indicate making her better.Destruction would indicate making her worse.

:goodposting:

 
the problem is that he should have said deconstruction, not destruction....

you can deconstruct something without destroying it, or making it worse. The act of deconstructing does not necessarily mean annihilation or destruction. YHowever, your brain's inability to "get" this joke is something you may want to deconstruct on your own.

 
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Gordo said:
dgreen said:
water said:
dgreen said:
fred_1_15301 said:
dgreen said:
fred_1_15301 said:
BretWeir said:
Hoh said:
So we just joined a Gold's Gym that is due to open in a matter of days. We signed my wife up to work with a personal trainer. As a result, they gave some nice T-shirts. My wife says "Look, on the back it says 'I'm under construction'...isnt that cool?"

Me at event horizon: "Wouldn't under DEstruction be more appropriate?"

Me at event horizon + 0.001 seconds: :wall: :wall:

Wife at event horizon + 0.002 seconds: :hot:

:IBTL:
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If I was your wife I wouldn't be mad at you...mainly because I don't get the joke.
Click to expand...
Don't take the literal meanings of the words "construction" and "destruction". HTH.
Click to expand...
What meaning are we using then?
Click to expand...
Whatever meaning you want.........
Click to expand...
Oh, now I get it... :lmao: ... :shock: :lmao:
Click to expand...
OK, I don't get it.
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Yeah, me neither. I was just trying to fit in.
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Construction would indicate building her up.Destruction would indicate that there is something that they need to get rid of.
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Yeah, ok.Things that you could have said that would have been funnier AND gotten you in Dutch with the wife:

"Under construction would explain why your butt looks like 2 bags of Quik-crete."

"Well your backyard is big enough for a pool."

 
BretWeir said:
Hoh said:
So we just joined a Gold's Gym that is due to open in a matter of days. We signed my wife up to work with a personal trainer. As a result, they gave some nice T-shirts. My wife says "Look, on the back it says 'I'm under construction'...isnt that cool?"Me at event horizon: "Wouldn't under DEstruction be more appropriate?"Me at event horizon + 0.001 seconds: :bye: :wall: Wife at event horizon + 0.002 seconds: :hot: :lmao:
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If I was your wife I wouldn't be mad at you...mainly because I don't get the joke.
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:useless:
 
fatguyinalittlecoat said:
Gordo said:
Construction would indicate building her up.

Destruction would indicate that there is something that they need to get rid of.
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Not really. That's more like "reduction." "It's a smart joke, and I'm not dumbing it down for some mass audience."
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How was it a smart joke? I saw it as a dumb joke. I got what he meant. What I didn't get was how he could be so stupid. Destruction doesn't even come close. You may be tearing down fat, but you are building confidence, self-esteem, energy, and health.Again, how was it smart?

 
Girl A said:
fatguyinalittlecoat said:
Gordo said:
Construction would indicate building her up.

Destruction would indicate that there is something that they need to get rid of.
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Not really. That's more like "reduction." "It's a smart joke, and I'm not dumbing it down for some mass audience."
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How was it a smart joke? I saw it as a dumb joke. I got what he meant. What I didn't get was how he could be so stupid. Destruction doesn't even come close. You may be tearing down fat, but you are building confidence, self-esteem, energy, and health.Again, how was it smart?
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This was the part the original poster was referring to with his use of "destruction". Nothing smart about it but still kind of funny......
 
Girl A said:
fatguyinalittlecoat said:
Gordo said:
Construction would indicate building her up.

Destruction would indicate that there is something that they need to get rid of.
Click to expand...
Not really. That's more like "reduction." "It's a smart joke, and I'm not dumbing it down for some mass audience."
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How was it a smart joke? I saw it as a dumb joke. I got what he meant. What I didn't get was how he could be so stupid. Destruction doesn't even come close. You may be tearing down fat, but you are building confidence, self-esteem, energy, and health.Again, how was it smart?
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Recognizing seinfeld quotes down? [proninja] you're a smart guy [/proninja], you'll figure it out.
 
Wow. The gist of it was....

The wife thinks I'm taking a shot at her because she needs to drop more than her fair share of ell-bees.

I suppose I was, but it was all in good fun. Unfortunately I tend to forget women have NO sense of humor regarding that topic.

 
I asked my wife:

"Let's say you joined and gym and they gave you a t-shirt that said 'under construction'. Then I said to you 'Wouldn't under DEstruction be more appropriate?'. How would you react to that?"

She said "I'd probably just ingore you because that's a really lame joke...you're funnier than that."

Then we made love for 5 hours.

 
Dentist said:
Rayderr said:
Hoh said:
So we just joined a Gold's Gym that is due to open in a matter of days. We signed my wife up to work with a personal trainer. As a result, they gave some nice T-shirts. My wife says "Look, on the back it says 'I'm under construction'...isnt that cool?"Me at event horizon: "Wouldn't under DEstruction be more appropriate?"Me at event horizon + 0.001 seconds: :wall: :wall: Wife at event horizon + 0.002 seconds: :hot: :thumbup:
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Still doesn't beat the stupidest thing you ever said to her... "I do."
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Wow.. fantastic shtick.. even more harsh than nomarriage.com
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:hot:
 
I'm confused by all of this. I put a girl I'm dating on a scale last week. There's nothing wrong with a good weigh-in.

:kicksrock:

 
I mentioned this to my wife and her response was "What the f*** does that even mean?"

gotta love a woman who curses like a sailor. :excited:

 
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