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My Seedling (1 Viewer)

Otis

Otis

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I'm planting a seedling,

It is this thread.

I've planted this seedling,

And it's now time for bed.

With water, and sun

and some FFA love,

Tomorrow I'll rise

to the beginnings of shrubs!

I've planted this seedling,

I'll check back now and then,

with a bump and some water,

shuke, Pickles, and all my iFriends.

Oh! I've planted this seedling,

and I'm letting you know,

I'm counting on you,

to help make it grow.

Won't you water me?

 
I Notice Otis (McMuffin brothers)

by Nipsey

There's that

fella Capella

and there's a

dude named Rude

but I notice

Otis!

 
There's an Otis

In the city

Thinks the girl are very pretty

He likes to get them drinking

So that they are beyond thinking

From time to time he takes one home

'Cause he don't like to be alone

He'd like to sex them 'till they glisten

But his willy just won't listen!

They exit with a knowing smirk

And Otis just a flaccid jerk

If only he could force his junk to work!

 
Otis said:
I'm planting a seedling,It is this thread.I've planted this seedling,And it's now time for bed.With water, and sun and some FFA love, Tomorrow I'll riseto the beginnings of shrubs!I've planted this seedling,I'll check back now and then,with a bump and some water,shuke, Pickles, and all my iFriends.Oh! I've planted this seedling,and I'm letting you know,I'm counting on you,to help make it grow.Won't you water me?
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JM J. Bullock
 
Im standin at the crossroads

Tryin to read the signs

To tell me which way I should

Go to find the answer

And all the time I know

Let your love and let it grow.

Let it grow, let it grow,

Let it blossom, let it flow.

In the sun and in the snow

Love is lovely, let it grow.

Lookin for a reason

To check out on my mind.

Its so hard to find a

Friend that I can count on.

Theres nothin left to show,

Plant your love and let it grow.

Let it grow...

Time is gettin shorter

And theres much for you to do,

Only askn you will get what you are needin,

The rest is up to you.

Plant your love and let it grow.

 
Nigel Tufnel said:
Grow, little thread. Grow!
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:tfp: Good morning seedling!

My how you've grown!

Per the care and attention

that my iFriends have shown!

I see the sun shining,

I see the dew drops,

And woz is still whining

and Ham called the cops!

Grow little one, grow!

 
I have a feeling this thread is destin to be an FFA classic.

We need pics of the seedling at several different points of growth.

....was I supposed to say that in rhyme?

 
Dearest Seedling,

You're starting to sprout!

Now I can see,

what the fuss is about!

Joe's crew once was small -

it was just he and Dodds,

but now they've got legions

of crass Faceless Mods!

It's a beautiful thing,

your growth is like art,

but no matter how big you bloom,

you'll always be a two-digiter at heart.

:water:

 
prosopis said:
Im standin at the crossroadsTryin to read the signsTo tell me which way I shouldGo to find the answerAnd all the time I knowLet your love and let it grow.Let it grow, let it grow,Let it blossom, let it flow.In the sun and in the snowLove is lovely, let it grow.Lookin for a reasonTo check out on my mind.Its so hard to find aFriend that I can count on.Theres nothin left to show,Plant your love and let it grow.Let it grow...Time is gettin shorterAnd theres much for you to do,Only askn you will get what you are needin,The rest is up to you.Plant your love and let it grow.
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I can play this on the harmonica
 
Otis said:
orcinus said:
Otis, you appear to have some weeds in your garden intent on choking the little seedling.
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I don't mind them, Orcinus -- just content with the sun, and the water, and this fresh black soil. :deepinhale: :rolleyes:
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Now imagine the soil is white.
 
Good day to you seedling!

And my how you've grown!

Last night shuke retired

and left you alone!

And yet you don't bend

you refuse to fall down

Like Scupper when he passes

a 5 on the ground!

Though still you look small

in my oversized hands,

like the way Fuller's body looks

under that head!

So I bid you good day,

may the sun help you breathe

By the way, per chance

have you seen Camper Steve?

 
Verbal Kint said:
Otis said:
Nigel Tufnel said:
Grow, little thread. Grow!
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:welcome: Good morning seedling!

My how you've grown!

Per the care and attention

that my iFriends have shown!

I see the sun shining,

I see the dew drops,

And woz is still whining

and Ham called the cops!

Grow little one, grow!
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If you are playing i-guitar whilst singing this, you are so going to get lucky tonight :lmao:
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Singing) l gave my love a cherryThat had no stone

I gave my love a chicken

That had no bones

I gave my love a story

That had no end

I gave--

:ripsguitarfromhandsandsmashesagainstwall:

-sorry :o

 
47 (now 48) posts, with 7 from Otis himself, all about a thread started to see how big it would grow.

If there was ever any doubt before, it is long gone now:

Otis = Ottention WhoreTM

 
Oh poor little seeding

how you've started to wilt

Otis has been neglecting you

in favor of some MILF

Here's some love to tide you over

at least until he wakes and shakes

his skull crushing hangover

 
It's saturday

I should go out and play

Instead I'm sitting at home

I'm all alone

A loser I will be today

But wait! I say

I have not lost this day

I will not let teh intarwebz win

I will have my way!

I will go play!

I will not sit here all day again

But oh look, a beer!

It's Tufnel, he makes me queer!

Except when krista4 is around

So instead I sit here

Drinking my beer

*hic*

And reveling in the FFA

I may lose my job

My wife won't suck my knob

Because I sit here all day

But at least here I will play

Here in the FFA

*hic*

Yes, it will be this way

Thank you

 
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