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Little Kids Get Owned In This Thread (1 Viewer)
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Eviloutsider
Footballguy
I'd say half of those ball videos were staged by the shirtless kids and their cronies. Good stuff though.
Your Mother
Footballguy
This may very well be true (that first video is awfully suspicious), but getting knocked down is getting knocked down.
Mr. Retukes
Footballguy
"Barney's movie had heart, but 'Football In The Groin' had a football in the groin."
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
That cat is a hero to all cats everywhere.
Fiddles
Footballguy
omg i almost died after 20 secondsbig black dot for when im not at workSaveFerrisB said:My power rankings:1. Slomo replay of little girl vs. earth ball (0:41)2. Tosses little ball in the air as a diversion to kick big ball to face (1:20)3. Machine gun laugh as victim lays motionless (0:27)4. Girl plugged in back of head on front lawn (1:01)5. Couch-big ball-wall 3-hit combo bonus (1:09)6. Kill shot followed by muffled laughter (1:40)7. Little kid blindsided and decleated followed by laughter (1:50) 8. O Garsh! (1:29)9. I gotta ball! Yargh! (0:54)10. Payoff of opening sequence (0:12)Can't believe that kid pinned to garage door by big ball (1:16) didn't crack my top ten, but that's a tribute to the depth of the field here.Literally everything about this video rules. From the first clip where they set that kid up and theSaveFerrisB said:The audio on that montage is outstanding.I gotta ball! Yarrrgh!!!
Mike Shanahan Fan
Footballguy
Still rules.SaveFerrisB said:
TheAristocrat
Footballguy
Wow.
BigJohn
Footballguy
roolz.
Otis
Footballguy
toshiba
Footballguy
shut it down
Footballguy
God, hitting the board on his way down was perfect.
UOFI_316
Footballguy
It wasn't the kids mom who picks him up, it was another of their reporters. I watch these guys in the mornings and it almost seems like they don't care if they have viewers.roolz.
Third
Footballguy
Awful. He looks like a Ben Affleck knock-off...and that's not a good thing. But what about the butchy woman in the hat that yells "In Yo Faaace!" when she holds Tyler up to dunk?It wasn't the kids mom who picks him up, it was another of their reporters. I watch these guys in the mornings and it almost seems like they don't care if they have viewers.roolz.
Third
Footballguy
Thorn
Footballguy
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Third
Footballguy
That evil girl in the yellow shirt orchestrated the whole thing...you can see her telling the little girl to push him.
DawnBTVS
Footballguy
I'd laugh but that one always terrifies me. Imagine if the kid was skinnier... he'd be falling to his death or serious harm at least.
Celph Titled
Footballguy
RudiStein
*Not really a bail bondsman
omg is right
Thorn
Footballguy
"Here, lie down on this concussion-curing blanket."
RudiStein
*Not really a bail bondsman
Celph Titled
Footballguy
Awesome. Had to watch it again to make sure it wasn't a work.
Mr Capicollo
Footballguy
x 1000000
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Celph Titled
Footballguy
Mr Capicollo
Footballguy
He should be receiving the scholarship interest letters soon.The first hit was a bit extravagant, but if the ball is live, what are you supposed to do? If they don't want tackling, take the helmets and pads off, and play flag or two-hand touch.On the second hit, it looked like he came all the way over from RCB to make that tackle on the opposite sideline. Most of the tubby bastages reading this thread can't run from sideline to sideline, much less deliver a decleater at the end of that run.
Celph Titled
Footballguy
I think he's playing OLB in a 4-4?
On the second hit, it looked like he came all the way over from RCB to make that tackle on the opposite sideline. Most of the tubby bastages reading this thread can't run from sideline to sideline, much less deliver a decleater at the end of that run.
Mr. Retukes
Footballguy
UOFI_316
Footballguy
Shouldn't that be in a new thread called "FBGers getting owned"
Thorn
Footballguy
Celph Titled
Footballguy
0:33 and 0:35
ThaPenguin
Footballguy
Mr. PadresLakers
Footballguy
Jayrod
Footballguy
I don't have a video of it, but when my son was 3 years old (see avatar), I was playing with him around a soccer goal at my wife's school. He was standing behind the goal and I was going to try and kick the ball over the net to his side. Instead I blasted the ball right into the net. The net gave little resistance and my son was just a bit too close to the goal and the ball actually hit him in the face. Instead of just a red mark from the ball, he had a nice little rope burn across his nose from the net. We were done playing soccer at that point and he got some ice cream.
