Nigel Tufnel 1,828 Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 Guess I'll have to start this one over.Bank of America guy.Contribute funny stuff in here. Maybe we could become best friends? Link to post Share on other sites
GroveDiesel 9,069 Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 UPS: "United Parcel Service" or "Unbelievable Problems and Solutions" First of all, remember it takes a college degree to fly a plane, but only a high school diploma to fix one. (Very reassuring for those who fly routinely in their jobs!) After every flight, UPS pilots fill out a form, called a "gripe sheet," which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight. Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humor. Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by UPS ' pilots [marked with a P] and the solutions recorded by maintenance engineers [marked with an S]. (By the way, UPS is the only major airline that has never, ever, had an accident. ) P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement. S: Almost replaced left inside main tire. P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough. S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft. P: Something loose in cockpit. S: Something tightened in cockpit P: Dead bugs on windshield. S: Live bugs on back-order. P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent. S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground. P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear. S: Evidence removed. P: DME volume unbelievably loud. S: DME volume set to more believable level. P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick. S: That's what friction locks are for. P: IFF inoperative in OFF mode. S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode. P: Suspected crack in windshield. S: Suspect you're right. P: Number 3 engine missing. S: Engine found on right wing after brief search. P: Aircraft handles funny. (I love this one!) S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious. P: Target radar hums. S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics. P: Mouse in cockpit. S: Cat installed. And the best one for last.................. P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer. S: Took hammer away from midget. Link to post Share on other sites
Print Is Dead 1 Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 Isolated DLR vocals from Running With The Devil: WOOOOOO! Link to post Share on other sites
Hov34 4,791 Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 This Story is very funny. Link to post Share on other sites
Nigel Tufnel 1,828 Posted January 25, 2008 Author Share Posted January 25, 2008 2 Guys 1 Cup.P.S. SFW. Link to post Share on other sites
saintfool 2,759 Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 former Attorney General sings Link to post Share on other sites
saintfool 2,759 Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 2 Guys 1 Cup.P.S. SFW.the best part of that is the distinct possibility that mayer actually uploaded that video himself. Link to post Share on other sites
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Cunk 58 Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 2 Guys 1 Cup.P.S. SFW. Link to post Share on other sites
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doughboydeluxe 1 Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 Isolated DLR vocals from Running With The Devil: WOOOOOO!Was this the thing that was on the Ticket yesterday?I can imagine DLR doing this for American Idol. Link to post Share on other sites
Buckychudd 873 Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 This Story is very funny. Link to post Share on other sites
Disco Stu 476 Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 Guess I'll have to start this one over.Bank of America guy.Contribute funny stuff in here. Maybe we could become best friends?WTF happened to the original thread? Link to post Share on other sites
Print Is Dead 1 Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 Isolated DLR vocals from Running With The Devil: WOOOOOO!Was this the thing that was on the Ticket yesterday?I can imagine DLR doing this for American Idol.Yep. Absolute gold. Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. Pickles 4,619 Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 Guess I'll have to start this one over.Bank of America guy.Contribute funny stuff in here. Maybe we could become best friends?WTF happened to the original thread? It was purged. Deemed too funny. Link to post Share on other sites
Nigel Tufnel 1,828 Posted January 25, 2008 Author Share Posted January 25, 2008 Guess I'll have to start this one over.Bank of America guy.Contribute funny stuff in here. Maybe we could become best friends?WTF happened to the original thread? No clue. Link to post Share on other sites
Nigel Tufnel 1,828 Posted January 25, 2008 Author Share Posted January 25, 2008 Did this guy speed up? Link to post Share on other sites
Print Is Dead 1 Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 Did this guy speed up? Whoa. Link to post Share on other sites
Disco Stu 476 Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 Did this guy speed up? Your internet connection must just be really fast today. Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. Pickles 4,619 Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 Link to post Share on other sites
Nigel Tufnel 1,828 Posted January 25, 2008 Author Share Posted January 25, 2008 I'm sure everyone has seen these, but I might as well put them in here. Try to check out all of them.Santana shreds. Link to post Share on other sites
dickey moe 3,886 Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 I'm sure everyone has seen these, but I might as well put them in here. Try to check out all of them.Santana shreds. at the clapping. Link to post Share on other sites
Nigel Tufnel 1,828 Posted January 25, 2008 Author Share Posted January 25, 2008 I'm sure everyone has seen these, but I might as well put them in here. Try to check out all of them.Santana shreds. at the clapping.There's an Ozzy one that I love. I'll look for it. Link to post Share on other sites
Nigel Tufnel 1,828 Posted January 25, 2008 Author Share Posted January 25, 2008 I'm sure everyone has seen these, but I might as well put them in here. Try to check out all of them.Santana shreds. at the clapping.There's an Ozzy one that I love. I'll look for it.Jake E. Lee shreds.lofl Link to post Share on other sites
Bonzai 2,731 Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 I'm sure everyone has seen these, but I might as well put them in here. Try to check out all of them.Santana shreds. at the clapping.There's an Ozzy one that I love. I'll look for it.Jake E. Lee shreds.loflBeat me to it. Link to post Share on other sites
dickey moe 3,886 Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 I'm sure everyone has seen these, but I might as well put them in here. Try to check out all of them.Santana shreds. at the clapping.There's an Ozzy one that I love. I'll look for it.Jake E. Lee shreds.lofl:lmao::lmao: Link to post Share on other sites
Abraham 2,608 Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 I'm sure everyone has seen these, but I might as well put them in here. Try to check out all of them.Santana shreds. at the clapping.There's an Ozzy one that I love. I'll look for it.Jake E. Lee shreds.lofl:lmao::lmao::lmao: Link to post Share on other sites
saintfool 2,759 Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 Funny because it's true! Link to post Share on other sites
TheAristocrat 1,975 Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 Isolated DLR vocals from Running With The Devil: WOOOOOO!Holy crap that was great. Link to post Share on other sites
dickey moe 3,886 Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 Isolated DLR vocals from Running With The Devil: WOOOOOO!Holy crap that was great. this might be the best thing ever. Link to post Share on other sites
SR388 26 Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 I'm sure everyone has seen these, but I might as well put them in here. Try to check out all of them.Santana shreds. at the clapping.There's an Ozzy one that I love. I'll look for it.Jake E. Lee shreds.lofl:lmao::lmao::lmao: Why is this funny? Link to post Share on other sites
Urlacher54 1 Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 It's been awhile...Ill Mitch Link to post Share on other sites
Nigel Tufnel 1,828 Posted January 25, 2008 Author Share Posted January 25, 2008 I'm sure everyone has seen these, but I might as well put them in here. Try to check out all of them.Santana shreds. at the clapping.There's an Ozzy one that I love. I'll look for it.Jake E. Lee shreds.lofl:lmao::lmao::lmao: Why is this funny?Oh, I see. Turn the sound on. Link to post Share on other sites
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falguy 1,199 Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 Mcdonalds commercial Link to post Share on other sites
Andy Dufresne 11,607 Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 God bless Ameriac. Link to post Share on other sites
Nigel Tufnel 1,828 Posted February 8, 2008 Author Share Posted February 8, 2008 God bless Ameriac. Link to post Share on other sites
Andy Dufresne 11,607 Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 God bless Ameriac.At Rex Kwan Do, we use the buddy system. No more flying solo. You need somebody watching your back at all times. Second off, you're gonna learn to discipline your image. You think I got where I am today because I dressed like Peter Pan over here? [points to Kip] Take a look at what I'm wearing, people. You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys? Forget about it. Last off, my students will learn about self respect. You think anybody thinks I'm a failure because I go home to Starla at night? Forget about it! Link to post Share on other sites
Nigel Tufnel 1,828 Posted February 8, 2008 Author Share Posted February 8, 2008 God bless Ameriac.At Rex Kwan Do, we use the buddy system. No more flying solo. You need somebody watching your back at all times. Second off, you're gonna learn to discipline your image. You think I got where I am today because I dressed like Peter Pan over here? [points to Kip] Take a look at what I'm wearing, people. You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys? Forget about it. Last off, my students will learn about self respect. You think anybody thinks I'm a failure because I go home to Starla at night? Forget about it!Very surprised this guy forewent jorts. Link to post Share on other sites
Baconator 2 Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 UPS: "United Parcel Service" or "Unbelievable Problemsand Solutions"Grove - You had me LOL at this. Hell, I'm crying laughing at this stuff. Too funny. Thanks much. Link to post Share on other sites
CYP 20 Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 I suck at funny stuff Link to post Share on other sites
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Nigel Tufnel 1,828 Posted February 8, 2008 Author Share Posted February 8, 2008 I suck at funny stuff You turned me on to this. Link to post Share on other sites
Print Is Dead 1 Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 missed this the first time. gold. Link to post Share on other sites
CYP 20 Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 I suck at funny stuff You turned me on to this.I love that site. If my office clears out a bit. I may have a chance to do some Video Shtick TM Link to post Share on other sites
Nigel Tufnel 1,828 Posted February 8, 2008 Author Share Posted February 8, 2008 I suck at funny stuff You turned me on to this.I love that site. If my office clears out a bit. I may have a chance to do some Video Shtick TMOh, hells yes. Link to post Share on other sites
Tom in Albany 17 Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 I couldn't stop laughing at this Link to post Share on other sites
analog_hiss 0 Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 And now it's time for America's favorite daytime funshow Leeeeeeet's Make a Dope Deal! Link to post Share on other sites
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