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"The Bachelor" on ABC (3 Viewers)
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Joe T
Footballguy
yep, best part of the show.
"So you are okay with him having sex with other girls?"
Fat Nick
Footballguy
Inside, you know his mind was racing...
-####...I need to act supportive and caring, but this just makes me want to get rid of her.
-I can't get rid of her now...how long is an appropriate amount of time to keep her?
-What is that headband thing she's wearing?
-Is SHE the reason why he killed himself? I've gotta get rid of her now...
Fat Nick
Footballguy
The hot tub scene where they are making out and they pan out to Kimmel on the other corner, eating chicken wings...priceless.yep, best part of the show.
"So you are okay with him having sex with other girls?"
That said - Jade is SMOKING hot. Nice play by the farmer with his ploy to get her on his bed...
"This is what we did last season at the hotels,"
[runs, jumps on bed.]
"Now you try"
I bet he wished the cameras went away for a little while so he could get handsy.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Agreed. No idea why she is on this show other than to gain some exposure and fame. Because there's going to be a LONG LONG line for her when this is over.
General Malaise
Footballguy
She and the 21 year old gal from Washington (who has a son named "Kale" for christ's sake) are doing a sensational job representing the intellect of the non-college educated girls from the Pacific NW.
General Malaise
Footballguy
General Malaise
Footballguy
Stinkin Ref
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Kaitlyn (Costco/dinner date) is not in to him.....nothing but pecking kisses with zero open mouth stuff......and they pecked a lot.....she found reasons not to kiss him, like looking for Fallon to walk in etc........Chris had to pick up on that negative vibe....
for not being "competitive"...the one who won the farm competition showed some moxy when the whistle blew.....I like that
not showing the hottest ### on the planet is getting real old......ok producers, we get the point.....you got tired of her telling you she had a nice ###.....get over it already......
I think the dark short haired chick is about to go on a serious run......she is a sleeper....
can you pick a worse time (pool party) to drop the husband/suicide card......and we didn't really need to see that entire conversation when there was action in the pool.....seems like producers are going out of their way to alienate whatever male audience they do get...
oh and I thought Chris was a little smarter/well versed....he is getting boring quickly
Brit/Jade/dark short hair chick/wedding crasher....my final 4 right now
for not being "competitive"...the one who won the farm competition showed some moxy when the whistle blew.....I like that
not showing the hottest ### on the planet is getting real old......ok producers, we get the point.....you got tired of her telling you she had a nice ###.....get over it already......
I think the dark short haired chick is about to go on a serious run......she is a sleeper....
can you pick a worse time (pool party) to drop the husband/suicide card......and we didn't really need to see that entire conversation when there was action in the pool.....seems like producers are going out of their way to alienate whatever male audience they do get...
oh and I thought Chris was a little smarter/well versed....he is getting boring quickly
Brit/Jade/dark short hair chick/wedding crasher....my final 4 right now
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General Malaise
Footballguy
An Iowa farm boy boring? I just can't wrap my head around this.
Stinkin Ref
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yeah me thinks a good portion of these young ladies have realized he isn't as dreamy as they thought.....I think some have already checked out even though they are still in it and many will hang around just for the trips/booze/parties/etc....before self- sabotaging in some way later.....as the trips start winding down, they will come up with some reason to bail or make him boot them....
General Malaise
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Baloney Sandwich
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offdee
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(HULK)
(Smash)
Well Chris said they could've gone to jail. I know where I live, we have overcrowding issues due to all of the locked up wedding crashers.
McGarnicle
Footballguy
Not buying the wannabe Kardashian from NJ is a virgin. First of all no girl over 14 from NJ is a virgin and this chick has that look like she's gone down the shore and had sausage parties under the boardwalk. She figured it would make her more desirable but looks like that's about to blow up in her face, which is okay because she's used to things blowing up in her face.
Henry Ford
Footballguy
Henry Ford
Footballguy
I'm talking about butt stuff.
McGarnicle
Footballguy
My top 3 are Britt, Jillian and Jade.
McGarnicle
Footballguy
Jillian's not looking good on this date though. 
I think she's so freaking hot though.
I think she's so freaking hot though.
McGarnicle
Footballguy
And crash & burn, bye Jillian.
Okay my top 3 are Britt, Jade and the one who wants a man to love her like her grandpa loved her grandma.
Okay my top 3 are Britt, Jade and the one who wants a man to love her like her grandpa loved her grandma.
McGarnicle
Footballguy
Bee sting girl has a smoking hot body.
NREC34
Footballguy
McGarnicle
Footballguy
Can't disagree, easily a 9 and seemingly cool and normal. Which means she's going to stab another contestant to death.
McGarnicle
Footballguy
Next week looks like a complete ####storm. 
Beerguzzler
Footballguy
Has Jade already told this dude that she was in a playboy video?
General Malaise
Footballguy
Canadian cementing herself as the next Bachelorette.
Stinkin Ref
IBL Representative
her backyard is off the chains.....and the current front runner in my mind.....having trouble finding something wrong with her...
(HULK)
(Smash)
She is a little rough around the edges... but other than that, she's great. Very nice to look at, very relaxed personality. She'd be my pick at the moment.
McGarnicle
Footballguy
I think in a lot of cases they just wear way too much, either because they are insecure or they think it looks good. In general I hate a lot of makeup and I would guess most guys feel the same. Same with big fake nails, eyelashes, hair extensions, etc. Big fan of chicks who hit the supermarket in sweatpants, no makeup, and hair up in a ponytail.
McGarnicle
Footballguy
That's how they keep a big chunk of their viewership and why you've got to love this bachelor. If you believe the premise is completely absurd (which it is), and you were this guy, you'd want to hook up with as many of these women as possible. It's pretty comical, this bumpkin surrounded by 8's and 9's with that big dumb grin after he's sucked face with 8 of them in the course of an evening. Then he makes it a point to emphasize to all of them, hey you guys, I'm here to find a wife. And it sure looks like next week he nails one of them. Then probably a bunch of the women will pretend to consider leaving, but, shocker, they decide to give him another chance. I'll bet in earlier seasons they probably cast a lot more accomplished, type-A women and they learned quickly it doesn't work. They need the wounded ducks, and the chicks who are insanely gorgeous but inexplicably lack any self esteem. Otherwise you're not going to end up with 4 chicks still willing to stick it out at the end.
Slider6
Footballguy
Oh, I'm all for the drama and trying to hook up with every chick but this guy has zero charisma. They had to bring in Jimmy Kimmel in the 2nd episode to at least make the chicks laugh during their dates.
McGarnicle
Footballguy
Yeah likewise with how they cast the females, they look for a certain type with the bachelors too. Mostly passive and not overly opinionated or uppity. They definitely frown upon any advanced cognitive traits like critical thinking. He's their lump of clay and their vehicle to keep portraying a consistent experience. You can't have a guy who thinks too much, or has the capacity to feel shame.
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