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"The Bachelor" on ABC (4 Viewers)

Which is more likely to happen first with the TV show The Bachelor?

  • Show gets canceled

    Votes: 69 63.9%

  • producers cast a black man as The Bachelor

    Votes: 39 36.1%
  • Total voters
    108
General Malaise said:
Battles said:
I've never met one of Carly's boyfriends. I've only been around her about 10 times in the 8 years I've been married. Much of those years she was on a cruise ship or in college. I've been around Zak a lot more because he'd pass through the in-laws more frequently.

I get the impression that the friend zone happens a lot for Carly. As far as the deep digging questions from Shrugs, whoa. I'd imagine she has the same struggles with guys as 90% of the other girls her age. I'd say it happens to a lot of nice girls that are with the wrong guy. She's a cool girl, good head on her shoulders, and will end up just fine in the self worth department.
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Well, when you see her next, tell her GM says "sorry for thinking she didn't go to college" and also "hey".
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:lmao: Also, "I spelled your name right."

AGAIN, I just want to go on record as saying that Carly and Becca have the best personalities, by a smidge over Britt and Whitney. And Carly is really cute. One of those gals who gains in attractiveness when you see them move (i.e., not necessarily all their attractiveness is captured in still pics), like Anna Kendrick.

 
krista4 said:
Also agree with GM re Kaitlyn, my favorite from the beginning. :thumbup: Doubt he'll choose her; she seems way too together and cool for him.
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Thirded. She's been my top since day 1 as well. Cool as all get out, smart, and a hottie. Mrs. O has a girl crush on Britt and she's the one I'd most likely have permission to do it with, and she's super smoking hot, but I called it Day 1 that this "actress" has been acting since the beginning. Saying all the right things, exactly what he wants to hear, she had him eating out if her crotch I mean hand since week 1. She's actually really very cunning. My dark horse pick to dupe this schmuck to the end by convincing him she's madly in love and then either get outed as a fake by one of the last remaining girls or otherwise win and dump him at the alter. Still hot.

Jade rounds out a very strong top 3.

 
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Otis said:
krista4 said:
Also agree with GM re Kaitlyn, my favorite from the beginning. :thumbup: Doubt he'll choose her; she seems way too together and cool for him.
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Thirded. She's been my top since day 1 as well. Cool as all get out, smart, and a hottie.Mrs. O has a girl crush on Britt and she's the one I'd most likely have permission to do it with, and she's super smoking hot, but I called it Day 1 that this "actress" has been acting since the beginning. Saying all the right things, exactly what he wants to hear, she had him eating out if her crotch I mean hand since week 1. She's actually really very cunning. My dark horse pick to dupe this schmuck to the end by convincing him she's madly in love and then either get outed as a fake by one of the last remaining girls or otherwise win and dump him at the alter. Still hot.

Jade rounds out a very strong top 3.
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Agree 100%...A sure tell was when she asked him how many kids he wanted. I think it went roughly like this:

B: So how many kids do you want? One?

C: A bunch, like as many as I can.

B: Really? [Thinking...oh ####...I was HOPING he'd say one!] REALLY?!?! ....ME TOO!!!!

She definately dropped the subliminal "One?" In there. No way a chick that concerned with her appearance wants her vajayjay turning into a clown car and popping out a dozen ninos.

 
McGarnicle said:
I can't decide if I'd prefer Kelsey fall down an elevator shaft or get mauled by a grizzly.
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Both? I have to assume that the producers have some influence on the decisions? Like they know she is good tv and i bet that they are able to force him to keep certain girls when they want for better ratings.

 
PinkydaPimp said:
McGarnicle said:
I can't decide if I'd prefer Kelsey fall down an elevator shaft or get mauled by a grizzly.
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Both? I have to assume that the producers have some influence on the decisions? Like they know she is good tv and i bet that they are able to force him to keep certain girls when they want for better ratings.
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They try hard to make you think it's 100% the bachelor(ette)'s decision, but I've always assumed the producers reserve the right to save contestants to amp up the drama.
 
Kelsey is kinda hot is a psycho whack job sort of way...I suspect she would let Chris do any number of vile things to her for a rose. To summarize, she is my alltime favorite.

 
Wow, great job sticking a dagger in the other 5 women on the date, dooosh. Great recovery too..."So...uh, I'll see you soon." :lmao:

 
[sighing]

[sniffling]

[heavy sighing]

[crying]

[laughter]

[sniffling]

[heavy sighing]

.....

This is the gist of The Bachelor with CC on. So bad it is awesome.

 
Jade is hot as #### obviously, but I was picturing the old school Playmate treatment when I heard about these pics. I don't know if "posing for Playboy" is much more elite than "doing porn" anymore if this is their quality of product now. I didn't think this would be a huge issue, but actually seeing the pics now, I wonder.

 
McGarnicle said:
Jade is hot as #### obviously, but I was picturing the old school Playmate treatment when I heard about these pics. I don't know if "posing for Playboy" is much more elite than "doing porn" anymore if this is their quality of product now. I didn't think this would be a huge issue, but actually seeing the pics now, I wonder.
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Not to get all RaiderNation porn analyst about this, but the video was pretty low budget. They didn't even bother trying to hide her implant scars or the very obvious field of razor bumps.

Don't get me wrong....she still looks SMOKING hot. But can we get at least a shoe string body makeup budget here? I don't think its that much to ask.

 
McGarnicle said:
Baloney Sandwich said:
Kelsey is kinda hot is a psycho whack job sort of way...I suspect she would let Chris do any number of vile things to her for a rose. To summarize, she is my alltime favorite.
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I think she's full-on ape#### bananas and high stalker potential. You DO NOT want any part of that brand of crazy.
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Seriously. Kelsey made me feel uncomfortable OVER THE TELEVISION. Hope she likes being a whacky widow...I don't see her "amazing story" ending well for her if she's even half as whacky as she comes across on TV.

 
Ashley was annoying as heck, but she did catch on to one thing last night.... "I wonder if she actually had a husband who died.....did you guys check?"

I would not put it past Kelsey to make up a dead husband to garner sympathy.

As for the ratings part, I love how they are bringing back Kelsey next week to talk about getting kicked off. She is ratings gold.

 
dhockster said:
Ashley was annoying as heck, but she did catch on to one thing last night.... "I wonder if she actually had a husband who died.....did you guys check?"

I would not put it past Kelsey to make up a dead husband to garner sympathy.

As for the ratings part, I love how they are bringing back Kelsey next week to talk about getting kicked off. She is ratings gold.
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I think somebody posted a link with pics and some back-story on her dead husband, Sanderson Poe. I agree in concept though...I wouldn't put it past her to make it up. I mean, she seems like she's willing to fake most anything to get a rose.

God knows what she would've done if she made it to the fantasy suite and they did the deed. I could've see her pulling the first "I'm pregnant, so you better pick me" card in Bachelor history.

 
Of the girls left, I like Jade, Kaitlyn and Becca the most. I watched Jade's video this morning and thought highly of it. Kaitlyn seems like a very cool chick especially when compared to most of the other girls, she certainly seems to be headed towards runner up status at best though...strong candidate for being the Bachelorette. Becca won the battle of the intact hymens with Ashley being eliminated last night and seems like a nice, sweet girl who could probably handle living in Iowa for the 12-18 months long the marriage would last.

I don't find Whitney attractive at all just based on looks and I think Carly (the cruise ship singer?) and Megan (the one that thinks New Mexico is in another country or is another country?) are probably the next two to go.

Britt would seem to be the winner and it looks like the producers have set up a classic misdirection play next week making it look like she has a breakdown so there is some guessing on who he picks in the end.

 
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