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"The Bachelor" on ABC (1 Viewer)
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Henry Ford
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Henry Ford
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oso diablo
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BlueDredSo
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One
Not Allowed In Mexico
No. She flew to LA for filming and had her dress delivered a day later. When it arrived, it was too big so she decided to buy a baby bump and make her entrance looking pregnant.
One
Not Allowed In Mexico
Believe me, it worked.
Mr. Pickles
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Hi. I'm Chris Harrison.
Zegras11
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Bring the blog back. This one could be epic. I promise to click on it 10000 times so you can make a nickel.
Scoresman
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Oh it's epic. You know the chick tonight who wasn't quite feeling it but awkwardly accepted the rose anyway? Yeah that's gonna be a common theme this season.
Bring the blog back. This one could be epic. I promise to click on it 10000 times so you can make a nickel.
Mr. Pickles
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I think I'm stuck around $85, so mucho clickos will be necessario, por favor.
Bring the blog back. This one could be epic. I promise to click on it 10000 times so you can make a nickel.
Short blog: linko
Mr. Pickles
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I must've evolved in my SEO skills because I'm already at 500 page views. Pro tip: write your post quickly and put the name of the guy people are searching for in your URL. WA LA.
Fat Nick
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Yeah man...if you're going to post them, could you please just use the spoiler box? The wife is going to watch this no matter what, which means I have to give up 2 hours of my already short evening to watch it as well...if I have to sit through it AND already know what happened, I'll shoot myself.
Basically, I'll be OK until either a) I know who wins, or b) all the chicks I find the hottest leave. I was kind of digging the redhead last night, but other than her, I approve of the current round of dismissals.
Joe T
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Dinsy Ejotuz
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Smart, aggressive, ambitious, and hot. Sign me up for the lawyer. But in the end I think she'll be too smart for Juan "you must read a lot of books" Pablo.
Ditto the opera singer who appears to be onto the difference between "worldly" and "from another country". Uh, sure.
Also, was there a clip of every single woman left on the show crying in the previews?
Ditto the opera singer who appears to be onto the difference between "worldly" and "from another country". Uh, sure.
Also, was there a clip of every single woman left on the show crying in the previews?
Scoresman
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ok, I will refrain from spoilers. I too suffer from watching this with my wife, but I take great joy in holding these spoilers over her head and threatening to tell her what happens. Drives her up the wall.
But the hippy's hairy snatch is no spoiler. I mean come on.
I will say that the spoilers for this season make me want to watch this trainwreck of a show even more.
But the hippy's hairy snatch is no spoiler. I mean come on.
I will say that the spoilers for this season make me want to watch this trainwreck of a show even more.
Stinkin Ref
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how the f does anyone with a penis not at least keep Lacy around for a few pool parties.....something must have happened with that young lady, because they didn't even show her giving JP the good bye hug.......
she was LOADED....that body was sick.....my wife even agreed she wouldn't blame dudes for not watching anymore since she was booted
from the previews I am really surprised at some of the girls who seem to hang around for awhile.....and I'll say it.....things like Lacy leaving and the token chicks getting to stay is crazy.....
I've also often wondered especially at these first round rose ceremonies.....how does the Bachelor remember names when it comes to calling out the girls for the rose.......there is no ####### way he remembers all of their names......I often thought maybe he had an earpiece and before he went out there he looked at their pics and said who he wanted to keep....but I saw no earpiece last night......maybe there are flash cards held up behind the girls or something or they take some serious breaks between roses and edit them out....
she was LOADED....that body was sick.....my wife even agreed she wouldn't blame dudes for not watching anymore since she was booted
from the previews I am really surprised at some of the girls who seem to hang around for awhile.....and I'll say it.....things like Lacy leaving and the token chicks getting to stay is crazy.....
I've also often wondered especially at these first round rose ceremonies.....how does the Bachelor remember names when it comes to calling out the girls for the rose.......there is no ####### way he remembers all of their names......I often thought maybe he had an earpiece and before he went out there he looked at their pics and said who he wanted to keep....but I saw no earpiece last night......maybe there are flash cards held up behind the girls or something or they take some serious breaks between roses and edit them out....
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Stinkin Ref
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I'll take Andi all day and twice on Friday thru Sunday......
frontrunners:
Andi
Chelsie
Christy
Kat
whoever the chick was in the black dress with silver bling (think it was Christy)....looked amazing with the low cut back of her dress when she walked away from JP......(when he bit his hand)......sexy back with a small tat on her rib cage...
frontrunners:
Andi
Chelsie
Christy
Kat
whoever the chick was in the black dress with silver bling (think it was Christy)....looked amazing with the low cut back of her dress when she walked away from JP......(when he bit his hand)......sexy back with a small tat on her rib cage...
Henry Ford
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Incidentally, I think Juan made his decisions primarily based on trying to remember names.
Lucy/Lacy
Cathy/Cathleen
Alexis/Alli
Kylie/Kat
Lauren S./Lauren
Amy L./Amy
Lucy/
Cathy/
Lauren S./
Amy L./
krista4
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(HULK)
(Smash)
(HULK)
(Smash)
I'm going to put my money on the table TODAY that Andi is the next Bachelorette.
JP likes her obviously so she'll stick around for a while. But they're a mismatch, she's too smart for him. Or she's average and he's just really stupid. Either way, they won't work in the long run, but I suspect they'll enjoy making out and dry humping discretely for a while.
I think the only other competition she may have for next Bachelorette is the chick that looks like Rita from Dexter (Dexter's wife up through season 4). But she might actually win this thing.
JP likes her obviously so she'll stick around for a while. But they're a mismatch, she's too smart for him. Or she's average and he's just really stupid. Either way, they won't work in the long run, but I suspect they'll enjoy making out and dry humping discretely for a while.
I think the only other competition she may have for next Bachelorette is the chick that looks like Rita from Dexter (Dexter's wife up through season 4). But she might actually win this thing.
Quint
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i'm too lazy to learn names this early, but a few thoughts:
- Mineral Coordinator (which is funny has hell) is shorthand for "My ex-fiance is a #### and I'm going on 'The Bachelor' to show everyone how bad he screwed me over." also, she had some of the worst skin i've ever seen on that show. she should be grateful she won't have to see herself for a few more weeks in HD.
- Opera Singer is way too self-aware and what's going on in the show. i think she was pretty close to refusing the First Impression Rose last night, but had EP in her ear telling her to stick around. from the previews it looks like she goes on for a fair bit, but in the end i'm guessing she pulls her own ripcord as this trainwreck devolves into multiple french-kissing partners and tears.
- it must have been pretty traumatic for the Interior Designer (redhead) to quit her normal shift at PoleCatz Gentleman's Club to come out to LA and get bounced on night one.
- i'm convinced The Masseuse is a failed actress at her local theatre, and decided to use JuanPablo as a last-ditch attempt to show her range, as evidenced by her [fake] orgasm while massaging his hand. also, flat-chested, 31 year-olds just don't stand much of a chance.
- the blonde who was involved in the Rose Ceremony mix-up..."Did you say my name? Oh, ummm, yeah that was the other girl"....looks eerily like Dee from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
- the Lawyer is hot and will stick around for a while, but she's so full of herself i'm guessing she'll be the first one called out for not being there "for the right reasons." she's going to make a lot of the women cry. on purpose. with malice aforethought.
leaders in the clubhouse:
Pediatric Nurse
Mom from Florida
Nursing Home Owner
Opera Singer
Patchouli Stink Bush
- Mineral Coordinator (which is funny has hell) is shorthand for "My ex-fiance is a #### and I'm going on 'The Bachelor' to show everyone how bad he screwed me over." also, she had some of the worst skin i've ever seen on that show. she should be grateful she won't have to see herself for a few more weeks in HD.
- Opera Singer is way too self-aware and what's going on in the show. i think she was pretty close to refusing the First Impression Rose last night, but had EP in her ear telling her to stick around. from the previews it looks like she goes on for a fair bit, but in the end i'm guessing she pulls her own ripcord as this trainwreck devolves into multiple french-kissing partners and tears.
- it must have been pretty traumatic for the Interior Designer (redhead) to quit her normal shift at PoleCatz Gentleman's Club to come out to LA and get bounced on night one.
- i'm convinced The Masseuse is a failed actress at her local theatre, and decided to use JuanPablo as a last-ditch attempt to show her range, as evidenced by her [fake] orgasm while massaging his hand. also, flat-chested, 31 year-olds just don't stand much of a chance.
- the blonde who was involved in the Rose Ceremony mix-up..."Did you say my name? Oh, ummm, yeah that was the other girl"....looks eerily like Dee from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
- the Lawyer is hot and will stick around for a while, but she's so full of herself i'm guessing she'll be the first one called out for not being there "for the right reasons." she's going to make a lot of the women cry. on purpose. with malice aforethought.
leaders in the clubhouse:
Pediatric Nurse
Mom from Florida
Nursing Home Owner
Opera Singer
Patchouli Stink Bush
Da Guru
Fair & Balanced
I have no data to back this up, but I would bet anything that the 31 year old flat chested masseuse could suck the chrome off a bumper hitch and wax a good dolphin!
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Quint
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Stinkin Ref
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wasn't this one smokin hot Lacy who had the huge rack in the purplish push up dress/bra that didn't get a rose and we didn't even see her hug him good bye.....Quint said:
Quint
Footballguy
you could be right. maybe because i didn't see a exit interview i assumed she was still around.
General Malaise
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She should have also kindly asked the camera for a little distance on those face shots. I've seen smoother gravel roads.TLEF316 said:
Fat Nick
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Stinkin Ref said:
I assumed she had to be a favorite during the intros. I don't understand why they'd do a piece on her, then literally just let her vanish...nor do I understand why he wouldn't at least consider keeping her. Definitely one of the better looking ones, and seemed pretty genuine too.Interesting tidbit on her...her ex boyfriend is Alec Musser...If you've seen the movie "Grown Ups," you'd know him as the lifeguard with the funny voice from Saskatoon.
General Malaise
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krista4 said:
I just read some of their bios on ABC (as I can't remember any of these people 10 seconds after the show is off air)....some personal favorites of the girls who got the boot:
- Favorite Book for Alexis: The Bible...really?
- Favorite Author for school teacher Ashley: Dr. Seuss....alright, maybe because she teaches kids, but come on.
- Crazy Eye Massage Therapist Amy's favorite sports team....The LA Clippers. She's from Florida. She also said her favorite holiday was 4th of July because, and I poop you not, "It's Romantic". Yeah, I'll tell you, nothing sets the romantic table like overindulgence on booze, the smell of BBQ sauce and the soothing sound of fireworks.
- Christine the Police Support Specialist (Career check on aisle 7) says her favorite snack foods are Snack: Almonds, Raisins, Pistachios, Walnuts. If Juan Pablo doesn't want her...
- Kylie the Interior Designer has a favorite board game: Jumanji.
I've never played it. Maybe it's a ball. She actually seems normalish. - Hot Lacy who inexplicably got the boot cites her favorite sports team as "any team that is winning at that time". Pretty sure that's how I became a Ducks fan.
- Lauren from Oklahoma is just a hot mess. She also likes Coldplay.
- Maggie the Personal Banker includes "Hope Floats" as one of her favorite movies. You know what else floats? Poop, which is what that movie was.
- And finally, Valerie the personal trainer was asked what she'd bring with her if stranded on a desert island (not to be confused with a deserted island)...." I would bring a big book, like the Bible or the dictionary, since I had all the time in the world to read." Okay, I'm not going to poke fun of the bible twice, but the dictionary????? That's your second choice for a big book?
General Malaise
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I'm confused on her siblings....are these foster siblings?Stinkin Ref said:
Interesting tidbit on her...her ex boyfriend is Alec Musser...If you've seen the movie "Grown Ups," you'd know him as the lifeguard with the funny voice from Saskatoon.
Henry Ford
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She's also thinking of reading that great work of fiction by Warren Piece. Doesn't know the title.krista4 said:
I just read some of their bios on ABC (as I can't remember any of these people 10 seconds after the show is off air)....some personal favorites of the girls who got the boot:
- Favorite Book for Alexis: The Bible...really?
- Favorite Author for school teacher Ashley: Dr. Seuss....alright, maybe because she teaches kids, but come on.
- Crazy Eye Massage Therapist Amy's favorite sports team....The LA Clippers. She's from Florida. She also said her favorite holiday was 4th of July because, and I poop you not, "It's Romantic". Yeah, I'll tell you, nothing sets the romantic table like overindulgence on booze, the smell of BBQ sauce and the soothing sound of fireworks.
- Christine the Police Support Specialist (Career check on aisle 7) says her favorite snack foods are Snack: Almonds, Raisins, Pistachios, Walnuts. If Juan Pablo doesn't want her...
- Kylie the Interior Designer has a favorite board game: Jumanji.
- Hot Lacy who inexplicably got the boot cites her favorite sports team as "any team that is winning at that time". Pretty sure that's how I became a Ducks fan.
- Lauren from Oklahoma is just a hot mess. She also likes Coldplay.
- Maggie the Personal Banker includes "Hope Floats" as one of her favorite movies. You know what else floats? Poop, which is what that movie was.
- And finally, Valerie the personal trainer was asked what she'd bring with her if stranded on a desert island (not to be confused with a deserted island)...." I would bring a big book, like the Bible or the dictionary, since I had all the time in the world to read." Okay, I'm not going to poke fun of the bible twice, but the dictionary????? That's your second choice for a big book?
General Malaise
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The Opera Singer who got a rose reminds me of Olivia Munn's character on Newsroom. Stoic, practical, sharp....hot. 
Fat Nick
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I think so. If they're not, she clearly dodged every genetic bullet that her parents could fire at her.I'm confused on her siblings....are these foster siblings?Stinkin Ref said:
Interesting tidbit on her...her ex boyfriend is Alec Musser...If you've seen the movie "Grown Ups," you'd know him as the lifeguard with the funny voice from Saskatoon.
TLEF316
Footballguy
First thing I said when I saw her. Very similar facial featuresThe Opera Singer who got a rose reminds me of Olivia Munn's character on Newsroom. Stoic, practical, sharp....hot.
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