I think Fatty has actually lost his marbles. It's sad to watch.
Today, he read about the draft philosophy of new Jets GM John Idzik. He then goes on to criticize the philosophy, in addition to screaming
"HOW CAN HE HAVE A DRAFT PHILOSOPHY WHEN HE'S NEVER EVEN RUN A DRAFT BE-FOWAAA???"
Huh?
Minutes later, a caller challenges this ridiculousness and (correctly) points out that you can certainly have a philosophy about something you've never previously tried: "How about when someone is starting a business, Mike? They have to have a philosophy, right?"
Mike's answer? ... "What percentage of new businesses fail? 90 percent???"
Oh, so even if the business failed, I guess that means there was no philosophy in place. Moron.
None of this is a surprise.