***OFFICIAL*** Sons of Anarchy Thread

[SHIZNITTTT 3,253]

oh - and Juice getting to take some more #### in his butt to end his 7 years on the show was top shelf!

[Jaysus 4,784]

Over/under on the times Juice gets butt raped in the finale is still at 2.5 per my book.

[poopdawg 71]

So what was the most ridiculous thing to happen in the history of this show? So many possibilities.

Tig drowning a guy in a tub of piss?

Or a tough guy biker banging an obvious tranny. Made no sense to me.

[3C's 3,827]

Over/under on the times Juice gets butt raped in the finale is still at 2.5 per my book.

It could happen. MM has a lot of pull in the prison.

[3C's 3,827]

So what was the most ridiculous thing to happen in the history of this show? So many possibilities.

Tig drowning a guy in a tub of piss?

Or a tough guy biker banging an obvious tranny. Made no sense to me.

Love overcomes all.

[3C's 3,827]

So I see the Heroin Junkie at the end of the show looking at her boys running across the farm playing with animals, as the camera pans down to her stomach showing a bun in the oven. Once, Unser was killed the show was pretty much over me. Sutter should have killed his wife off in the show 3 years ago. Even last night I fast forwarded all of Gemma's scenes up to the point where blood was coming out of her head.

This was all an elaborate plan by Nero and Wendy to get back at whitey.

[Parmcat 362]

I hope they do a Six Feet Under-esque ending....showing how the club dies off

[Bogart 1,874]

We can assume alive or dead, Jax isn't going to be the president of the MC.

I can't wait for Pres Chibs and sexy sheriff turned old lady leading this into the sunset.

[Hilts 4,297]

So what was the most ridiculous thing to happen in the history of this show? So many possibilities.

Tig drowning a guy in a tub of piss?

The gang never even hinting at having any issues with race...then suddenly Juice has to turn rat because his dad is black.

[Harry Manback 958]

Has anyone speculated what's going on with Jax's limp?

And why is Nero getting "tools"?

[3C's 3,827]

Has anyone speculated what's going on with Jax's intermittent limp?

And why is Nero getting "tools"?

Fixed

[3C's 3,827]

And why is Nero getting "tools"?

Wendy: So he can at least look the part when he's sitting out front of Home Depot?

[Officer Pete Malloy 19,151]

Over/under on the times Juice gets butt raped in the finale is still at 2.5 per my book.

[Officer Pete Malloy 19,151]

Has anyone speculated what's going on with Jax's intermittent limp?

And why is Nero getting "tools"?

Fixed

Hey, Hunnam can only do one thing at a time. If he limps he can't do an American accent...and vice-versa.

[jomar 2,304]

So what was the most ridiculous thing to happen in the history of this show? So many possibilities.

Tig drowning a guy in a tub of piss?

too many possibilities, going back to season 1. Clay and Tig can't figure out that the government could plant a bug in Opie's truck without him knowing about it, leading them to try and kill Opie, who they for some reason think he is working with the feds, only to end up killing his wife.

for me, the jumping of the shark happened at the end of season 2 or maybe 3, where they have the bad guy surrounded in an ice cream shop. Jax gets a call that his kid was kidnapped and every single one of them leave the scene immediately to do what? I don't know, but they let the bad guy walk out unharmed. you couldn't leave 2-3 guys behind to kill the guy when he came out of the shop? this was the guy responsible for gemma getting raped and beat up. nah, forget him, my kid is gone and we all have to leave right now to go home and console each other.

Edited December 4, 2014 by jomar

[3C's 3,827]

Has anyone speculated what's going on with Jax's intermittent limp?

And why is Nero getting "tools"?

Fixed

Hey, Hunnam can only do one thing at a time. If he limps he can't do an American accent...and vice-versa.

Seems like he's almost given up on the accent, so there's that.

[DocGonzo 50]

So what was the most ridiculous thing to happen in the history of this show? So many possibilities.

Tig drowning a guy in a tub of piss?

Otto. Followed by Otto, and then, probably, Otto.

[Thunderlips 5,216]

The Irish guy getting on that tugboat and steaming from Cali to Northern Ireland....that's what did it.

[Major 1,515]

Former SOA fan thinking about tuning into the last few episodes. Any improvement? This show got bad real fast but Im mildly curious.

[Jaysus 4,784]

Former SOA fan thinking about tuning into the last few episodes. Any improvement? This show got bad real fast but Im mildly curious.

depends... how much do you like looking at manass?

[Good Posting Judge 13,667]

Former SOA fan thinking about tuning into the last few episodes. Any improvement? This show got bad real fast but Im mildly curious.

A dead guy might get sodomized. Set your DVR.

[Major 1,515]

Former SOA fan thinking about tuning into the last few episodes. Any improvement? This show got bad real fast but Im mildly curious.

A dead guy might get sodomized. Set your DVR.

Gemma?

[johnnycakes 1,166]

Former SOA fan thinking about tuning into the last few episodes. Any improvement? This show got bad real fast but Im mildly curious.

A dead guy might get sodomized. Set your DVR.

yeah, why not?

[cstu 6,086]

My vote goes to the entire ireland plot. It killed the show.

Yea. THAT'S what killed it.

It was utterly unwatchable. Not even in the way we watch the show.

Haven't watched an episode since...

...and I still watch Homeland.

[johnnycakes 1,166]

I liked the Ireland plot... maybe i bought into it because it reminded me of Whitey Bulger running guns to the IRA, but that seemed like one of the more credible parts of the series.

[Good Posting Judge 13,667]

My vote goes to the entire ireland plot. It killed the show.

Yea. THAT'S what killed it.

It was utterly unwatchable. Not even in the way we watch the show.

Haven't watched an episode since...

...and I still watch Homeland.

It's worse than Homeland.

[Maik Jeaunz 1,441]

can't black, white, brown & yellow just get along?

[The Ref 4,308]

I liked the Ireland plot... maybe i bought into it because it reminded me of Whitey Bulger running guns to the IRA, but that seemed like one of the more credible parts of the series.

Here's the thing it's probably not all that believable. That said with everything else going on in this show it sure seems credible now.

[Good Posting Judge 13,667]

I'm gonna miss this thread.

[AcerFC 4,781]

Howard Stern said this season was phenomenal this week.

[Good Posting Judge 13,667]

Tara's in the ground, Half-Sack's DOA

Charming Casket Inc. has had 1000 good days

Opie's in the sky! Philthy Phil too

Gemma, Clay and Bobby, are all worm food

*TAPS*

There's only three guys left, but you can understand two

Edited December 5, 2014 by Good Posting Judge

[johnnycakes 1,166]

I can just see the ending now. The only one left alive is the most distasteful of all characters during the whole series. Abel.

[NutterButter 6,075]

Howard Stern said this season was phenomenal this week.

Howard knows his stuff

[Officer Pete Malloy 19,151]

Howard Stern said this season was phenomenal this week.

figures

[Officer Pete Malloy 19,151]

Tara's in the ground, Half-Sack's DOA

Charming Casket Inc. has had 1000 good days

Opie's in the sky! Philthy Phil too

Gemma, Clay and Bobby, are all worm food

*TAPS*

There's only three guys left, but you can understand two

To the tune of ?

[Good Posting Judge 13,667]

Tara's in the ground, Half-Sack's DOA

Charming Casket Inc. has had 1000 good days

Opie's in the sky! Philthy Phil too

Gemma, Clay and Bobby, are all worm food

*TAPS*

There's only three guys left, but you can understand two

To the tune of ?

[Officer Pete Malloy 19,151]

Tara's in the ground, Half-Sack's DOA

Charming Casket Inc. has had 1000 good days

Opie's in the sky! Philthy Phil too

Gemma, Clay and Bobby, are all worm food

*TAPS*

There's only three guys left, but you can understand two

To the tune of ?

Fugazi?

[The Ref 4,308]

If love to see a scene where chibs delivers a passionate speech to Jimmy Smits who clearly can't understand him and is forced to nod his head and say Yeah Mano every 30 seconds.

[The Ref 4,308]

I had someone get real upset with me tonight while playing cards. They tried to make the case that gemmas death was as big and important as "the red wedding". I laughed in his face.

[BustedKnuckles 2,763]

Guys ...how some spoiler tags ...i just started watching this show on netflix...i just watched episode 1 of the first season...wtf...now i know almost every outrageous scene coming

[Cjw_55106 5,018]

Hmm....you know what i did when i was behind on some episodes? I didnt read a thread about the show.

[Harry Manback 958]

Guys ...how some spoiler tags ...i just started watching this show on netflix...i just watched episode 1 of the first season...wtf...now i know almost every outrageous scene coming

Gemma dies. Bobby dies. Opie dies. Unser dies. Juice dies. Tigs daughter gets lit on fire. One of Jax's bastards is kidnapped and recovered. After a lot of rape Otto bites his tongue off and dies. Tara dies. Good guy black cop dies. Fat son dies.

[Bogart 1,874]

Guys ...how some spoiler tags ...i just started watching this show on netflix...i just watched episode 1 of the first season...wtf...now i know almost every outrageous scene coming

Gemma dies. Bobby dies. Opie dies. Unser dies. Juice dies. Tigs daughter gets lit on fire. One of Jax's bastards is kidnapped and recovered. After a lot of rape Otto bites his tongue off and dies. Tara dies. Good guy black cop dies. Fat son dies.

Just stop watching after Opie dies and save yourself a lot of grief and trouble, and about 80 pages of this thread.

[NutterButter 6,075]

Guys ...how some spoiler tags ...i just started watching this show on netflix...i just watched episode 1 of the first season...wtf...now i know almost every outrageous scene coming

You're 7 seasons behind. We'd have to spoiler tag this whole tread.

[3C's 3,827]

Who's posted in...

BustedKnuckles 62

[Harry Manback 958]

Lot's of you are missing his sarcasm.

[Bogart 1,874]

Lot's of you are missing his sarcasm.

I see what you did their.

[Porkchop Express 368]

I had someone get real upset with me tonight while playing cards. They tried to make the case that gemmas death was as big and important as "the red wedding". I laughed in his face.

Should have drowned him in a tub of urine.

[James Daulton 9,256]

How is it that Chucky can seemingly do everything with his hands?

He rides a scooter, cooks, picks stuff up. I thought only his thumbs were real?

And, I didn't like Unser going out like that. I really hope Jax dies a horrible death.

[FUBAR 3,203]

Guys ...how some spoiler tags ...i just started watching this show on netflix...i just watched episode 1 of the first season...wtf...now i know almost every outrageous scene coming

Gemma dies. Bobby dies. Opie dies. Unser dies. Juice dies. Tigs daughter gets lit on fire. One of Jax's bastards is kidnapped and recovered. After a lot of rape Otto bites his tongue off and dies. Tara dies. Good guy black cop dies. Fat son dies.

and then Jax wakes up hungover on top of Wendy.