The wife is gone and I had this perfect window between when she would be home and getting the kids to bed.I dialed the number...and didn't hit send.The problem was I wasn't sure what to say. Hey! This is Bart? What the ####.So I figured I would make a funny half ######ed voice and say hi. Yes, that would work just nicely.So I called and it went straight to voicemail.Then my wife calls:Her: Hey I'll be home in about 15 minutes.Me: Alright, be safe.Her: We need to talk when I get home.Me: About what?
Her: We'll talk when I get home.Me: ABOUT WHAT?!Her: Something your Mom said to me today.Me: Oh. :squishsupface: I'll see you soon.SAVE ME WHISKEY!