Phrases/terms that need to be retired immediately

[Tom Servo 6,964]

1 hour ago, Mrs. Rannous said:

What on earth is this?

Any woman that posts in the FFA.

[DallasDMac 2,767]

1 hour ago, eoMMan said:

"A thirst trap is a sexy photo posted on social media to attract attention. It can also refer to a person considered sexy—a social-media crush."

At times I feel out of touch with modern lingo. At times like this, I am ever so thankful that's the case. Oof.

[Ilov80s 29,095]

11 minutes ago, DallasDMac said:

At times I feel out of touch with modern lingo. At times like this, I am ever so thankful that's the case. Oof.

It’s a modern equivalent of a girl going out  wearing a real low cut shirt or a guy in great shape mowing his lawn with no shirt on. The goal is attract attention. Nothing new, just the words are different. 

Thirsty=horny 

so the trap part is they are posting this alluring picture knowing it’s going to get them lots of attention (likes, positive comments). 

[Ilov80s 29,095]

Instagram is basically 90% thirst trapping:

Heres a great exercise you can do and it just happens I’m doing in it an expensive sports bra, the shortest shorts ever and full make-up. 

Edited January 7, 2020 by Ilov80s

[heckmanm 4,348]

On 11/21/2019 at 12:41 PM, Tom Servo said:

On 11/21/2019 at 9:51 AM, arrow1 said:

ThanksChristmas

My in-laws do "Thanksmas" so people can be able to visit other family at Christmas.  I don't use it outside the family, though.

We do as well.  We've got 5 generations and 40+ people to try and get together. But yeah, we use the term to refer to that get-together but not otherwise.

[heckmanm 4,348]

3 hours ago, Ilov80s said:

Derived from the word “thirsty” being modern slang for horny. 

These pretzels are making me horny

Edited January 7, 2020 by heckmanm

[nirad3 2,644]

Asking if something is "down".  This gets used here a lot and I think it's dumb.  *shakes fist at cloud*

[Hov34 4,791]

"Living your best life!"

 

Go #### yourself.

 

[shuke 22,456]

4 hours ago, nirad3 said:

Asking if something is "down".  This gets used here a lot and I think it's dumb.  *shakes fist at cloud*

Sense of humor down?

[nirad3 2,644]

14 hours ago, shuke said:

Sense of humor down?

Yes.

[otb_lifer 7,919]

got a new one, prolly hasn't made the rounds too prodigiously yet, but ...

saw Paris Hilton pushing "Sliving" (phonetically slivving) - her combo of  slaying/living. 

 

[Mrs. Rannous 5,102]

1 hour ago, otb_lifer said:

got a new one, prolly hasn't made the rounds too prodigiously yet, but ...

saw Paris Hilton pushing "Sliving" (phonetically slivving) - her combo of  slaying/living. 

 

Ewww.  And it's Paris Hilton.

[otb_lifer 7,919]

1 minute ago, Mrs. Rannous said:

Ewww.  And it's Paris Hilton.

... that's hot 🔥

[Leroy Hoard 13,387]

Glad to see Paris Hilton is still a contributing human being.

[Kal El 3,691]

1 hour ago, otb_lifer said:

got a new one, prolly hasn't made the rounds too prodigiously yet, but ...

saw Paris Hilton pushing "Sliving" (phonetically slivving) - her combo of  slaying/living. 

 

This is the first I've heard of this "word," and I immediately hate it.

[otb_lifer 7,919]

5 minutes ago, Kal El said:

This is the first I've heard of this "word," and I immediately hate it.

for you, Kal 

[tommyboy 4,621]

Hangry.

 

#### off

[Kal El 3,691]

28 minutes ago, otb_lifer said:

for you, Kal 

Urge to rage rising...

[ClownCausedChaos2 5,570]

Has anyone heard "I'm fit"?  Taking the stairs to my floor today and I hold the door for the guy behind me.  He was a younger, cooler type.  He says "Nah, I'm fit.  Thanks though." 

I don't think he was referring to physical fitness.  He said it more as if to say "I'm good.  Thanks though."

I've heard it once and it needs to go away.

[Buck Bradcanon 1,434]

20 hours ago, Hov34 said:

"Living your best life!"

 

Go #### yourself.

 

   

[Ilov80s 29,095]

40 minutes ago, ClownCausedChaos2 said:

Has anyone heard "I'm fit"?  Taking the stairs to my floor today and I hold the door for the guy behind me.  He was a younger, cooler type.  He says "Nah, I'm fit.  Thanks though." 

I don't think he was referring to physical fitness.  He said it more as if to say "I'm good.  Thanks though."

I've heard it once and it needs to go away.

Only time I’ve heard fit is being hot/great shape  

Or 

for how clothes wear on someone

or if clothes fit incredibly well on someone it becomes an adjective. If a real fit woman has on a body suit that makes her look ridiculously good, you might say, “that fit is disrespectful”

 

[mr. furley 12,224]

On 1/7/2020 at 7:08 AM, Ilov80s said:

 a guy in great shape mowing his lawn with no shirt on.

what do we call it when fat guys do this?

 

asking for a friend   

[El Floppo 27,888]

3 hours ago, otb_lifer said:

got a new one, 

Paris Hilton 

 

 

[Ilov80s 29,095]

Just now, mr. furley said:

what do we call it when fat guys do this?

 

asking for a friend   

We try to call the police but the temporary blindness makes it difficult 

[Ilov80s 29,095]

Just now, El Floppo said:

 

I’ll take Connie Hilton’s great granddaughter over 95% of the women on the planet. 

[Kal El 3,691]

29 minutes ago, mr. furley said:

what do we call it when fat guys do this?

 

asking for a friend   

Depending on their level of tan, a solar flare.

[mr. furley 12,224]

10 minutes ago, Kal El said:

Depending on their level of tan, a solar flare.

how else is my friend supposed to get a tan? 

[joffer 12,265]

On 3/4/2020 at 4:46 PM, nirad3 said:

Asking if something is "down".  This gets used here a lot and I think it's dumb.  *shakes fist at cloud*

down shtick down?

[DallasDMac 2,767]

5 hours ago, otb_lifer said:

got a new one, prolly hasn't made the rounds too prodigiously yet, but ...

saw Paris Hilton pushing "Sliving" (phonetically slivving) - her combo of  slaying/living. 

 

Hope you didn't catch anything from watching Paris Hilton. 

[Kal El 3,691]

1 hour ago, mr. furley said:

how else is my friend supposed to get a tan? 

The beach, maybe a lakeside if they aren't near a major body of water. Of course, there are always tanning beds, even here in Florida(which baffles me. It's the freaking Sunshine State! Go outside!). My point is, there are options. I'm also not saying he can't mow shirtless, but if he's like everyone else north of Tallahassee these past few months, he's likely to be pasty, and may blind the unwary those first few times until he gets a good base coat of tan working.

[Ilov80s 29,095]

44 minutes ago, DallasDMac said:

Hope you didn't catch anything from watching Paris Hilton. 

I’ll catch feelings as long as they are  highly contagious 

[Binky The Doormat 12,649]

3 hours ago, Kal El said:

The beach, maybe a lakeside if they aren't near a major body of water. Of course, there are always tanning beds, even here in Florida(which baffles me. It's the freaking Sunshine State! Go outside!). My point is, there are options. I'm also not saying he can't mow shirtless, but if he's like everyone else north of Tallahassee these past few months, he's likely to be pasty, and may blind the unwary those first few times until he gets a good base coat of tan working.

wtf are you guys talking about????

[Kal El 3,691]

16 minutes ago, Binky The Doormat said:

wtf are you guys talking about????

Something about big dudes mowing shirtless, I think.

[Tom Servo 6,964]

18 hours ago, Kal El said:

Urge to rage rising...

Are you sure that's what's rising?

[Tom Servo 6,964]

11 hours ago, Binky The Doormat said:

wtf are you guys talking about????

Wet Dream turning Furley on.

[Kal El 3,691]

48 minutes ago, Tom Servo said:

Are you sure that's what's rising?

Unless Emma Stone or Brie Larson are involved, yes.

[Hawkeye21 4,165]

Game changer.  Not every new product is a game changer.  Just stop.

[TheIronSheik 8,166]

1 minute ago, Hawkeye21 said:

Game changer.  Not every new product is a game changer.  Just stop.

In the same vein, I hate when people say "disrupter."  Like when referring to a new product that will change the way things are done.  

[Ilov80s 29,095]

1 hour ago, TheIronSheik said:

In the same vein, I hate when people say "disrupter."  Like when referring to a new product that will change the way things are done.  

Might as well wear a huge neon sign that says ##### bag 

[nirad3 2,644]

Social Media Influencer.

This is SO stupid.

[Bull Dozier 3,572]

10 minutes ago, nirad3 said:

Social Media Influencer.

This is SO stupid.

Should be called Sheep Herders instead.

[Ilov80s 29,095]

10 minutes ago, nirad3 said:

Social Media Influencer.

This is SO stupid.

Also file that under neon DB sign 

[DallasDMac 2,767]

1 hour ago, nirad3 said:

Social Media Influencer.

This is SO stupid.

If by that you mean that millions are influenced by crap they see on social media, then I wholeheartedly agree.

[urbanhack 12,114]

“I don’t know who needs to hear this, but..”

 

Please stop!

[facook 5,283]

"The 'Rona"

Makes me want to stab stab stab.

[Ilov80s 29,095]

1 minute ago, facook said:

"The 'Rona"

Makes me want to stab stab stab.

Is "that rona" ok? 

[facook 5,283]

4 minutes ago, Ilov80s said:

Is "that rona" ok? 

No.

[Getzlaf15 10,805]

New Normal.

Enough already.

[Parrothead 3,499]

"Practice Social Distancing"-  we heard you after the first 250,000 times

and every commercial "In these in uncertain times, we are here for you"..  (so please buy a Kia)

[Mister CIA 8,186]

Draft capital.