Binky The Doormat 12,942 Posted January 9 Share Posted January 9 6 minutes ago, jamny said: New one during the Bills/Colts! "The waiter doesn't need to know your name" "If you printed out directions to get here ...you're in the right place" 4 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. No 15 Posted January 26 Share Posted January 26 On 12/10/2020 at 6:17 PM, Tom Servo said: Why didn’t you tag @Dentist on this? Probably because he was banned for bad words 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Leroy Hoard 14,017 Posted January 26 Share Posted January 26 16 minutes ago, Dr. No said: Probably because he was banned for bad words That must have him in the dumps. 2 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
facook 5,590 Posted January 26 Share Posted January 26 On 1/9/2021 at 11:31 AM, Binky The Doormat said: On 1/9/2021 at 11:24 AM, jamny said: New one during the Bills/Colts! "The waiter doesn't need to know your name" "If you printed out directions to get here ...you're in the right place" "You woke up early....Nobody cares." The sad thing is I see myself in a lot of these. Gettin old! 3 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Binky The Doormat 12,942 Posted January 27 Share Posted January 27 1 hour ago, facook said: "You woke up early....Nobody cares." The sad thing is I see myself in a lot of these. Gettin old! main thing for me ..."if you printed off directions to get here ...you're in the right place" 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shuke 22,896 Posted January 27 Share Posted January 27 3 hours ago, Binky The Doormat said: main thing for me ..."if you printed off directions to get here ...you're in the right place" Come on, bro. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Binky The Doormat 12,942 Posted January 27 Share Posted January 27 12 hours ago, shuke said: 16 hours ago, Binky The Doormat said: main thing for me ..."if you printed off directions to get here ...you're in the right place" Come on, bro. my 16 yr. old daughter just rolls her eyes at me. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. No 15 Posted January 28 Share Posted January 28 On 1/26/2021 at 4:15 PM, Leroy Hoard said: That must have him in the dumps. It hit him right in the chest from what I understand 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shuke 22,896 Posted January 28 Share Posted January 28 11 hours ago, Binky The Doormat said: my 16 yr. old daughter just rolls her eyes at me. Don't you have a ####ing smartphone? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Andy Dufresne 12,763 Posted February 7 Share Posted February 7 Beast mode...beast mode...beast mode... :spinsincircle: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Snoopy 397 Posted February 7 Share Posted February 7 Where the whole family upstairs are tap dancing non-stop Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JoeSteeler 3,504 Posted February 7 Share Posted February 7 1 hour ago, Snoopy said: Where the whole family upstairs are tap dancing non-stop https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=g2Hi7NzFEOI clogging problem Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JoeSteeler 3,504 Posted February 7 Share Posted February 7 Issue with neighbors fencing https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eNurpCGQHFY Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jayrok 3,691 Posted February 8 Share Posted February 8 16 hours ago, Andy Dufresne said: Beast mode...beast mode...beast mode... :spinsincircle: This one is great. I thought he was saying "feast mode... feast mode..." trying to be able to eat the sandwich. I could be wrong, though. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Andy Dufresne 12,763 Posted February 8 Share Posted February 8 20 minutes ago, Jayrok said: This one is great. I thought he was saying "feast mode... feast mode..." trying to be able to eat the sandwich. I could be wrong, though. That would make it even funnier. I'll pay more attention next time. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nirad3 2,710 Posted February 8 Share Posted February 8 Not sure what it was for to be honest, but the lines went something like... "sorry for calling you a 'Karen'" "but my name is Karen...." "oh, sorry that your name is Karen" Was a Super Bowl commercial yesterday. M&M's maybe? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
falguy 1,222 Posted February 9 Share Posted February 9 (edited) 17 hours ago, nirad3 said: M&M's maybe? https://youtu.be/lKUcHcizEMc Edited February 9 by falguy 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jayrok 3,691 Posted February 9 Share Posted February 9 The Tracy Morgan spot is decent. "I'm pretty sure those are parachutes." girl: "Mine has a sandwich." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Binky The Doormat 12,942 Posted February 9 Share Posted February 9 5 hours ago, Jayrok said: girl: "Mine has a sandwich." TM: "That's mine!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bull Dozier 3,587 Posted March 4 Share Posted March 4 (edited) Not sure if this belongs here, or in the "funny things your kids say" thread, but I'll post it here because people will actually get the reference. My college freshmen texted me after he went back to class the other week from break. He said a kid walked in to class, formerly a blonde, but had dyed his hair purple. He texted..."the first thing I thought of was...pppuuurrpplleee!" Edited March 5 by Bull Dozier 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Andy Dufresne 12,763 Posted March 4 Share Posted March 4 1 hour ago, Bull Dozier said: Not sure if this belongs here, or in the "fuuny things your kids say" thread, but I'll post it here because people will actually get the reference. My college freshmen texted me after he went back to class the other week from break. He said a kid walked in to class, formerly a blonde, but had dyed his hair purple. He texted..."the first thing I thought of was...pppuuurrpplleee!" We all see it. We ALL see it. 3 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nirad3 2,710 Posted March 8 Share Posted March 8 I don't know why, but I like the Allstate car insurance commercial where the guy's driving on the highway singing the Pet Shop Boys song "Opportunities" (I've got the brains, you've got the brawn... let's make lots of money!) and his car's hood ornament provides the harmony. It's unique and I like the harmony. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ChiefD 19,660 Posted March 8 Share Posted March 8 Commercials infiltrating real life: My brother is building a house right now. He knows nothing about anything regarding building, so he calls me when he has questions since I've been in the building trades for about 20 years. So the conversation this weekend was about insulation. Different types, different sheathing, how they all work together....stuff like that. He's been doing a lot of research so he wanted me to help sift through what he should do. I gave my .02, and then we had this conversation: Me: "So, did you give all your suggestions to your builder?" Brother: "Yeah, but he told me pretty much what you just did." Me: "Yeah, he doesn't need your help. You hired him." Brother (and me): 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
heckmanm 4,434 Posted March 8 Share Posted March 8 27 minutes ago, ChiefD said: Commercials infiltrating real life: My brother is building a house right now. He knows nothing about anything regarding building, so he calls me when he has questions since I've been in the building trades for about 20 years. So the conversation this weekend was about insulation. Different types, different sheathing, how they all work together....stuff like that. He's been doing a lot of research so he wanted me to help sift through what he should do. I gave my .02, and then we had this conversation: Me: "So, did you give all your suggestions to your builder?" Brother: "Yeah, but he told me pretty much what you just did." Me: "Yeah, he doesn't need your help. You hired him." Brother (and me): My manager hired an electrician friend to wire up a hot tub, ended up helping him with it and caught COVID from him. When she told me about it I said "Don't forget, you're not assisting him. You HIRED him." 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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