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I don't care what anyone says ... the "coaching people not to be their parents" is so solid.

The dude that blurts out "blue!" like it was building pressure up inside of him until he bursts deserves an emmy.

Cookie Monster and Siri

On 1/9/2021 at 11:31 AM, Binky The Doormat said:
On 1/9/2021 at 11:24 AM, jamny said:

New one during the Bills/Colts!

 

"The waiter doesn't need to know your name" :lmao:

"If you printed out directions to get here ...you're in the right place"  :lmao:

"You woke up early....Nobody cares."  :lmao:

The sad thing is I see myself in a lot of these.  Gettin old!

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3 hours ago, Binky The Doormat said:

main thing for me ..."if you printed off directions to get here ...you're in the right place"

Come on, bro.  

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16 hours ago, Binky The Doormat said:

main thing for me ..."if you printed off directions to get here ...you're in the right place"

Come on, bro. 

:bag:  my 16 yr. old daughter just rolls her eyes at me.  

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11 hours ago, Binky The Doormat said:

:bag:  my 16 yr. old daughter just rolls her eyes at me.  

Don't you have a ####ing smartphone?

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16 hours ago, Andy Dufresne said:

Beast mode...beast mode...beast mode... :spinsincircle:

:lol:

 

This one is great. I thought he was saying "feast mode... feast mode..."  trying to be able to eat the sandwich.  I could be wrong, though.

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20 minutes ago, Jayrok said:

This one is great. I thought he was saying "feast mode... feast mode..."  trying to be able to eat the sandwich.  I could be wrong, though.

That would make it even funnier. I'll pay more attention next time.

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Not sure what it was for to be honest, but the lines went something like... 

"sorry for calling you a 'Karen'"

"but my name is Karen...."

"oh, sorry that your name is Karen"

:lol: 

Was a Super Bowl commercial yesterday.  M&M's maybe?

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Not sure if this belongs here, or in the "funny things your kids say" thread, but I'll post it here because people will actually get the reference.

My college freshmen texted me after he went back to class the other week from break.  He said a kid walked in to class, formerly a blonde, but had dyed his hair purple.  He texted..."the first thing I thought of was...pppuuurrpplleee!"

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1 hour ago, Bull Dozier said:

Not sure if this belongs here, or in the "fuuny things your kids say" thread, but I'll post it here because people will actually get the reference.

My college freshmen texted me after he went back to class the other week from break.  He said a kid walked in to class, formerly a blonde, but had dyed his hair purple.  He texted..."the first thing I thought of was...pppuuurrpplleee!"

We all see it. We ALL see it.

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I don't know why, but I like the Allstate car insurance commercial where the guy's driving on the highway singing the Pet Shop Boys song "Opportunities" (I've got the brains, you've got the brawn... let's make lots of money!) and his car's hood ornament provides the harmony.  It's unique and I like the harmony.  :shrug:

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Commercials infiltrating real life:

My brother is building a house right now.  He knows nothing about anything regarding building, so he calls me when he has questions since I've been in the building trades for about 20 years.

So the conversation this weekend was about insulation. Different types, different sheathing, how they all work together....stuff like that.

He's been doing a lot of research so he wanted me to help sift through what he should do.  I gave my .02, and then we had this conversation:

Me: "So, did you give all your suggestions to your builder?"

Brother: "Yeah, but he told me pretty much what you just did."

Me: "Yeah, he doesn't need your help. You hired him."

Brother (and me): :lmao:

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27 minutes ago, ChiefD said:

Commercials infiltrating real life:

My brother is building a house right now.  He knows nothing about anything regarding building, so he calls me when he has questions since I've been in the building trades for about 20 years.

So the conversation this weekend was about insulation. Different types, different sheathing, how they all work together....stuff like that.

He's been doing a lot of research so he wanted me to help sift through what he should do.  I gave my .02, and then we had this conversation:

Me: "So, did you give all your suggestions to your builder?"

Brother: "Yeah, but he told me pretty much what you just did."

Me: "Yeah, he doesn't need your help. You hired him."

Brother (and me): :lmao:

My manager hired an electrician friend to wire up a hot tub, ended up helping him with it and caught COVID from him.

When she told me about it I said "Don't forget, you're not assisting him. You HIRED him."

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40 minutes ago, identikit said:

The Progressive 'Don't become your Dad' ads are priceless.

“If you printed out directions to get here today, you’re in the right place” :lol:

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1 minute ago, Osaurus said:

“If you printed out directions to get here today, you’re in the right place” :lol:

'The waitress doesn't need to know your name'

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18 hours ago, Osaurus said:

“If you printed out directions to get here today, you’re in the right place” :lol:

‘Who else reads books about submarines?’

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20 hours ago, Andy Dufresne said:

I chuckle every time at the delivery of "Carl!...What have ya done?" :shrug::lol:

 

Always make me think of Llamas With Hats on youtubeYouTube

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22 hours ago, identikit said:

‘Who else reads books about submarines?’

*sheepishly* My dad…

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On 6/9/2021 at 4:47 PM, identikit said:

Loving the Geico Lisa Loeb one.

 

I'm biased because I most likely ❤️ her

 

Saaaame.  She is fifty-freakin-three and looks exactly the same as she did back in the mid-90's.  Me lovey.

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1 hour ago, E-Z Glider said:

Bag alert, major ba-aaaaag alert:whistle: (I just like the song)

:lol: I actually dig this one too.  I throw my hands up in typical white-man listening to rap or whatever fashion.

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